Kansas Redneck Needs Anal Advice

[bwd81977]

The butter manuever! LOL! Im gonna use that one! OMG!

[bwd81977]

Live on a farm, gotta do somethin. LOL!

[bwd81977]

I cant believe how long it took Anderson to cue that music! LOL! Hence Drew yelling ANDERSON! He let it play for awhile too!

[Microwavish]

fuck stryker

[n3m3s1srulz]

The best caller ever!!

[n3m3s1srulz]

The best caller ever!!

[dpman72]

He could get the stick margarine, cut into bullet-size chunks, shove them into her ass and they would melt and PRESTO! Self-lubing wife.

[kydoes]

I was listening to the show when this guy came on. LAWL!

[moosir2u]

Check out the video response, I am the original James.

[Socoolscienceshow]

XD - LMAO

hey I got another question is it okay to use ahhh latex gloves if you cut em in the fingers and use that for a condom XD

Well not all the way but it fits like ahhh around you know so its not to hard to get it in there but I have to tape it on with some scotch tape

XD - LMAO

[robnum1]

I love how the music gets extremely loud after he says he doesn't have internet or a tv, HAHHAHA

[pillsbury09]

God I miss Stryker.

Show is so bad now.

[PseudoWrestler]

This guy pwned loveline. fake call.

[pker382]

Lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sparkywundermutt1]

Jesus Christ, Stryker SUCKS. Adam would have had a field day with this guy but instead we now have Stryker who instead of making a few quick jokes gets called a homo.........AGAIN.

[ghrpdx]

I loved James ... he was so down to earth and natural. This was one of my most favorite calls ever!

I love how Drew and Anderson tease Stryker about being gay all the time. They are probably have that niggling feeling about him.

[lactoseintolerantcow]

no tv for ten years lol

[threadysparrow]

whats the redneck song called?

[pillsbury09]

I don't know, but it's HILLARIOUS .. Anderson does the best drops at the best times. He hasn't been doing that many the last few weeks I have noticed. He needs to pick it up! haha

[infoexcavator]

The redneck song is Tennessee Stomp by Don Reno.

[bwd81977]

@infoexcavator Is it really? It was really apropriate for this caller! YEE HAAA!!!

[threadysparrow]

i LOVE when anderson puts on the music

[pillsbury09]

Stryker: "A porn star just txted me"

Drew: "Gay?"

LOL!!

[MUCKSTICKYIZZY]

straight up me and anderson both agree stryker needs to come out the closet already and when i first heard this call i thought i bet stryker is gonna answer all the lube questions and i also bet nothin but gay pornstars are finna text him

[grandken]

James was my hero when he first went on air.

[AlexHuizar]

oh my god haha.I remember this call it was the first night I listened.

[xlioilx]

this guy voted for McCain because he was a white guy yeehaa LOL

[mallamace]

that's not funny. that's just racist.

[pillsbury09]

This is probably the single best call ever.

[zzdamon]

i LOVE this radio clip. Dr drew is great. and this is the funniest call ever.

[Remus767]

thank you sooooooooooooo much for this

[flip9388]

this stryker douche sucks

they should've cancelled when adam left

[pillsbury09]

You're an idiot.. Stryker rocks.

Adam was HORRIBLE.

He is a total arrogant prick.

[flip9388]

i see you're an avid country and rap fan, so i could understand the poor judgement you've displayed in your previous comment.

however, the fact of the matter is stryker is a stupid dick hole with a lame sense of humor and one of the douchiest names imaginable.

this is a cold hard fact, and any opinion of the contrary is blatantly incorrect.

[pillsbury09]

you're a moron.. get a life.

stryker kicks ass u fag

[flip9388]

wow great comeback, rather than defend your opinion you simple recycled your old weak comment, only you made it sound slightly less intelligent (if that's possible)

congradulations....you've made it completely obvious that you are a stryker fan

[WinterDuck]

Striker is a faggot.

[pillsbury09]

yeah sometimes he is. i dont like how liberal he is now. besides that he's cool

[WinterDuck]

FUCK YOU.

[pillsbury09]

Stryker rocks.... you guys can just fuck off if you dont like Stryker.

He's a lot nicer then Adam... .Adam thought he was the shit, and he's a fat little faggot.

[ghrpdx]

Stryker is AWESOME! I'm glad he replaced Adam.

[WinterDuck]

QFT.

[chickenhunter2005]

this guy has to be in western Kansas cause I live in Kansas and this has western kansas written all over it

[TDxALABAMA]

that was hilarious even though im 100% sure it was just a prank caller...

[madmaxbtd]

Lol, this is great, nate!

[pillsbury09]

Im so happy you put this up!!

THIS WAS AMAZING LOL!! I heard it live.

Stryker & Drew are the shit.

[JulietDante]

OMG! I listened to this both nights, when they replayed it the night after. It was amazingly hallarious, and I was dying laughing the first time I heard it.

[halberdboy]

I heard this and I loved it!

[Archmetal06]

this is bullshit. Kansas is not full of rednecks at all try Texas for that. Anyway loveline is a bunch of crap.

[naruto2k]

hahahaha this guy was funny wene i heard it lol i cant belive theres a guy that exists like this out there LOL funny as hell

[bendutta2008]

How come after he says "I tried butter", Dr. Drew yells "Anderson"?

[mallamace]

He wants Anderson to play the Country music, I'm guessing.

[bendutta2008]

hey check out the video repsonse i posted, its another redneck anal caller.

[mallamace]

Good job!

[bwd81977]

@bendutta2008 Wheres the link?

[phill198]

no he means to stop its anoying and he hates annal.

[HaloFreak1337]

No, when Drew says Anderson's name after something hilarious like that, it's usually because he wants Anderson to record it for a drop at later times. Hence all the Stryker "gay" drops. If you lsiten to the show, you can hear Drew say it about once a week at LEAST.

[bendutta2008]

Ok I see what you mean. I thought he was yelling at him as to stop with the dirty callers.

[PreshuzSarah]

omg.

mari a few comments below told me this in class cause i didnt listen to it that night. and it was so frecken funny! i was holding my laugh. we now we all know what to use if we dont have condoms or lube. :]

funniest thing ever! <3

[dumbo800]

I think that was the longest length of time that the banjo track has ever been played.

[postingoldtapes]

It's a serious question. Crisco, or any shortening, will work fine and is recommended by Susie Bright.

[bendutta2008]

Can we presume that by "wife" he means his cousin?

[marileon2009]

I was lauging soo hard when i was listening to it at night soo funny i love it!

[thebigjonson]

"who did you try the anal sex with with the butter?" LMAO we all know what that meant hahahaha.

"please dont, please dont, please dont : lets hold off on that for a while huh?" Wow i literally cried this whole freakin time!!!

[CokeAndRamen]

I was listening to that last night !!! ahahah!!!

[shaketrampo]

this was amazing!

[bendutta2008]

Are you a midget? LOL.

[gsal08]

he tried butter & oil...LMAO.sick..

[jessie301103]

conola oil omfg thats hella funny

[damilkshakezulla]

"faggot better run"-drew

[17BIGBALLER17]

fuckin scotch tape and chicken lmfao hahahahahahaaaaaaaa

[PACOBURDITTO2]

I freakin' live for love line. That had to be the BEST call ever taken in my experience!

"Gotta stick it on with some Scotch tape."

Haha!! So funny!!

[fastbeam]

a 19 year old....

hes like fourty

[monster98012]

i had some chicken with mashed potatoes today for dinner

[sanfran6501]

LMAO Good stuff

[bendutta2008]

Just heard this tonight on the show during my drive home & LMFAO! Check out my video comment also.

[exp1jhon]

lol me too i was listening driving back home, gonna fav. this one lol!

[Jeff98177]

Are you a Mormon? Are you a midget? You strike me as someone who would be into men.

hehehe

[bendutta2008]

borrrrrrrrrrring! - Homer.

[transientsmile]

It'saworrrrrd.

[theRealJensaarai]

I laughed so hard. James you rule!

[WolfmanX1000]

Used to be that Drew, Stryker, and Anderson were my heroes. Now my heroes are Drew, Stryker, Anderson, and James.

[LazyAss24Seven]

Haha, classic!

[gonza1571]

lol lol lol best call ever

[Phishie8]

Hahaha ya this was the best call I've ever heard!

[basman1220]

hahahahahahahaha this is fuckin awesome

[r32adt3db]

haha this is classic!