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  • No that guy that everybody knows who dies in all movies is the black guy...they always die first

  • So, You've never seen the epic death in the original Buffy The Vampire Slayer?

  • I'm a girl scout and now I feel loved!!!

  • I am a16-year-old girl scout.

  • Let's just be honest that taste like crap

    I'm so white :) hahahahha I can't stop laughing to both of them

  • I've always wanted to make a horror movie called "Scout" and have it be about Girl Scouts going Door-to-door selling cookies, and if you say no, they murder you and your body is never found (Spoiler alert: they bake you into their cookies). It's especially funny because I used to be a girl scout (Insert maniacal laughter here).

  • Once a group of my friends had a free period at school and we spent it talking about how and in which order we would die in a horror movie... the only one i can think of now was that someone broke their leg and had to wait for help, but then rabid dogs were released from the vet down the road and killed her...

  • Thank goodness this is an old vid, I can now shag you and it would be legal. xD

  • wierdly enough his newest video showed him teing(sp?) someone up in seran(sp?) wrap and interrogating them BECAUSE they stole his cookies

  • Is it a possibility that, that bumper sticker was a secret way to say "women for Obama"?

  • I am a Boy Scout, and I do love Girl Scout cookies, but that is not what I am commenting on! You can't just go around and saying that Boy Scout popcorn tastes like crap! I mean what if I said that you taste like crap, huh?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!­?!

  • ....I'm So Whitee.......

  • cut your hair you douchenozzle your a moron.

  • @ImpeachBushNow why the hell should you write that and waste 5 secs on it if it takes only 1 s to look up his haircut now??

  • awkward video editing

  • thats really weird.... but i like it and its funny so lol!

  • not to mention there were always weirdos who showed up at our booths, we had to stop selling them downtown for that reason. we had some homeless drunk guy come up to us and ask if we were selling steaks and how many steaks were in each box.

  • hahaha i used to be a girl scout and we were NEVER able to sell cookies, people would always say they didn't want any then we would sit at our table and whisper about how we thought all the people who didn't buy our cookies were jerks, until someone came by and bought out our table. that is also how i figures out that heinens abuses their workers. we had a cookie booth thing at heinens and i tried to sell some to a lady and she was like "shhhh i can't talk to you until my break or ill get fired"

  • u SOOOOOO

  • AHHHH! u took my catch phrase, "peace out girl scout." my friends and i made tht up!!! :( oh well, i guess u had it first... but i am a girl scout and we certainly r hard 2 say no 2, lol. nice vid!!! :)

  • okay your werid... but funny. xDD

    "Im so white" lol

  • HAHAHA

    he got chopped in the face

  • haha much appreciated since i am a girl scout! :)

    loved the video!

  • lol "cause let's just be honest they taste like crap" lol

  • lol iv never seen a girl scout in my life!

  • lol your videos are awesome i'm subscribing :)

  • ur stuiped

  • i watched the death.

    not something i laughed at, it was funny. but not funny enough for me to laugh. ya know?more like disturbing funny. not haha funny. idk. kinda hard to explain.

    btw! the whole girl scout boy scout thing, 100% true.

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  • I haven't watched you in forever, and I just saw you update myspace. :D

    I was likee, holy balls that kid was funny. D:

    Love<3

  • LMAOO i love how at the end you say "im so white" ahahaaha you're really funny [:

  • "it's hard to say no to girl scouts"

    That would make a great defence.

  • Thanks for the advice! But watch my new video and you'll see that I've gotten a haircut! I admit my hair was way too long and I'll never let it get that long again.

  • ok

    is vivian your girlfriend ?

    do you live in l.a ?

  • Vivien is not my girlfriend and I live in Atlanta. Why?

  • you never met her ?

    she talks you in her vids

    thought you knew her

    i am gonna subscribe 2 u

    cos you cut your GD hair

    you looked like a d bag

    i think you should grow a mustache

    and stop wearing mom jeans

    if you want to attract more females to your channel

  • I would like to meet her though!

    A mustache? I'll consider that. What about a combinations mustache and goatee like a Johnny Depp type thing?

    They're not mom jeans, but I can see how you could make that mistake.

  • no not a johnny depp mustache ,

    a nice handle bar mustache would look ' kewl '

    you should meet feelinecancer and try to carry her against her will , and then make romance inside her

    you will become strong with your new handle bar mustache

    also nobody thinks a guy with a handle bar mustache wearing mom jeans could ever commit rape

    it is a win win deal

  • @sexlessparents dont hate on him. he can do what ever he wants with HIS hair.

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  • haha i say that all the time... it annoys people when they say something mean to you and you say PEACE OUT GIRL SCOUT! lol sweet vid

  • OMG ME AND MY FRIENDS SAY PEACE OUT GIRL SCOUT ALL THE TIME XD (we are not girl scouts)

  • (: I'm sooo white hahah

  • im a girl scout!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

  • lol nice shirt i love the clash lol girls scouts

  • I'm naked right now. Just so you know.

  • no one wants to know that

  • Oh...Trust me he does.

  • script script script script

  • i dident even know that boy scouts sold pop corn haha i gess its really bad then

  • haha me too.

  • i liked the end.....(:

    i love you zach! (;

    your videos are friggin awsome!

    virtual hi5! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

  • dude u have no idea how dramatic our girl scout troop can b. we r in middle school (6th grade) so u can probably guess that we can b a little cruel sometimes, dont b fooled by the act even though we want u 2 buy our cookies!

  • you suck i was at star fun in Minnesota and me and my scouts put up our tents and camped out in the cold and rain then the next day the girls got there and said we sucked for camping it turns out they were in an rv and ordered dominos

  • yo im a girl scout for real wanna buy some cookies plz *u*

  • you suck (sarcastic) yo im a boy scout for real wanna buy some cookies plz *u* tee hee :b

  • It really made my day that you said 'Peace out girl scout' because I say that all the time! & I showed your video to my friends to show them that I am not the only one who says it!

  • What amount of douchebaggery does it take to say that phrase? Too much. Too much.

  • Lol

    I just recently found your channel i have subscribed because you make me laugh!

    Keep making ore videos!!

    =]

    5/5

    Nice Video

    I was a horrible Girl Scout , never could sell enough for that stupid bike! XD

  • haaa!  your comment made me chuckle :P

  • Lol

    I'm glad i did!!

    =]

  • i heard something today and it reminded me of you.. "Kentucky-Land of 4.2 million people, and 4.2 last names" dont ask why because i have no idea..

  • im a girl scout!!! so is Hollist3rHottie. lolllll

  • omw, Zach! hai, (:

    i love girl scout cookies . . . but i missed them this year, no monies. :p

  • I saw a bumper sticker...

    It had like, a big elephant and a few small elephants trailing behind it and it was all red, white and blue. *Scowl*

    Then I saw it said "Im Raising my Kid Right"

    And then the word FAIL popped into my mind.

  • awkward ending but it was still a good video. :)

  • oh behave.

  • LOL my sister is a girl scout haha

  • I watched the videos and it took me 5 tries to spot the three "the other day" (s) i kept missing the one right before the scary movie part!

  • ya girl socuts are awesome 7 year of saling girl scout cookie so i say thank you for help girl scouts

  • The Clash are great. I don't think I could ever pick one favorite by them, although right now it's probably The Magnificent Seven and Complete Control.

    And yeah. Austin Powers. Not necessarily a bad series, but it's waaaay over-quoted and over-hyped.

    And that death.. may have made my day. You're right. Overly-dramatic-obviously-fake movie deaths are hilarious.

    "Canines for Obama". Hm. What about Felines for Obama?!

    Girl Scout cookies>Boy Scout popcorn.

    XD

  • haha- nice video, i just subscribed!!

  • lol am so white xD

  • Haha, this was like stand-up comedy. Very nice observations. You should consider trying your stuff in front of an audience sometime.

  • hey you're really cutee.. greetings from mexicoo

  • i'm still a girl scout. we're not as appealing or adorable when we're old.

  • lol do you still sell cookeis?

  • of course.

  • Zak is officially the winner of the coolest person on Earth contest.

  • I agree wit you 100 %!!

  • thanks, but the Fonz has already taken that position

  • Hmmm... you've got a point there..but second isn't bad!

  • the classh..

    :D

  • yes!

  • your videos are the best thing since the brave little toaster. &hearts;

  • omg. best. compliment. ever.

  • i was a girl scout like 8 years ago. that was definitly our staratgy, make people think we were adorable, ask them, when they say no, look dissapointed, and they will say "you know what, i think i will buy a box of thin mints" and my troup was like "score"

  • watev about his hair lol im a girl scout and damit no1 bought from me and i made a sign out of cardboard and me and my friend held it and a dude said we look like hobos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • i think his hair looks pretty good... maybe

  • get a haircut.

  • Yo dawg, we heard you like getting a hair cut.

  • Get yo hayer didddddd

  • Leah is the coolest person ever and I believe her when she says you need a haircut.

  • YOU NEED A HAIRCUT! im only saying that cause LCSsings told everyone to LOL

  • HAI! GET YO HAIRCUT

  • Leah says you need a haircut. I think she is right :]

  • According to Leah, you need a haircut ... your choice.

  • ZACHARY NEEDS A HAIRCUTTTTT

  • boy scouts sell stuff? wow. i was a boy scout (till my mom le t me quit) i never sold crap

  • yeah lol

  • don't worry zack, im white too. I feel your pain =/

  • thatzak you are like an older version of me more or less im canadian (difference i guess)

    long hair(same sorta type) great taste in music(the clash FTW) and the same name and we can't say no to girl scouts but yes to boy scouts (being a younger version) i punched a boy scout dammit

  • what?

  • LOLIM SO WHITE

  • That was just great!

  • lol thanks

  • that was scary :(

  • i love you zak. i truly do. truly truly truly

  • thanks =)

  • hahahaha Awesome video Zach

    Girl Scout cookies > Boy Scout popcorn!

  • I know what you mean, especially when they come to your door and you have nowhere to run

  • into your house when they come in they are trespassing you can hurt them

  • ''im so white'' lmfao hahahahaha

  • hahaha, I'm so white!

  • Funnnnnnnnnnnnnnny!!!

  • nice t shirt

  • you are brilliant.

  • I don't get the bumper sticker..

  • kay, i love this video =]

    just thought i'd let ya know.

  • kay; so this is the first video of yours i've seen and i love you already :)

    you're amazing. :]

  • your hott :)

  • That ending actually worked rather well, recapping the scout theme and everything. What's your favorite Clash song? Mine is probably either "Lost in the Supermarket" or "Police and Thieves."

  • both of those songs are excellent.

    this is a cliche answer, but probably london calling. clampdown and white riot are probably close seconds.

  • Nice choices all around. I loved that Grammys version of "London Calling" done as a tribute to Strummer a few years back. Probably one of the few aspects of the Grammys that I have ever enjoyed.

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  • You seem kinda sad in this video.

  • at least you can admit that you're cheap. lol.

  • lol. I like it when you vlog. Get your license. I can't wait till the first time we hang out when it's not at your house!

  • I'm getting it on Friday! And we've hung out away from my house before. Maybe we could even hang out at your house!

  • Dogs have absolutely NO reason to be pro Obama.

    FIVE more stars for the your aspiring to be Samuel L. Jackson.

  • my teacher quoted austin powers.

    his face fell when he realized he was no longer in 1997.

  • I meant to comment but the maintenance last night kept me from doing so. Nice job Zak!

    And "Canines for Obama!!!!!" WOOOO!!!!!

  • people for obama!!! WOOOOOO!!!!

  • Hahahahaha.

    amazing.

    you never fail to make me laugh (:

  • I must confess that I still quote Austin Powers endlessly. The first film must be one of the most quotable comedies of the past fifteen years...

  • I enjoy the films, just too much of a good thing is bad.

    Just when someone says "get in my belly!", it makes me cringe.

  • those peanut butter girl scout cookies are yummy!

  • I agree with you completely

  • Seriously Zak, that kill.... is the best kill I've ever seen in the history of kills. Jason must have thought alot on that one.

  • the wheelchair is what makes it.

  • Quite obviously. Maybe they'll one up it next time with roller blades? just a thought.

  • this might sound terrible, but without the physical handicap, it wouldn't be as funny

  • You just touched McFly in an inappropriate fashion. He could sue y'know?

  • it was consensual

  • But, but, but cookies are delicious.

  • lmao that was a kool video ........ i liked the end .... i am so white

  • your videos make me sooo happy

  • I'm glad that I could make you happy =)

  • ...what do you use to edit your vids!?

    And that bumper sticker is bizarre fa sho...

  • I use sony vegas

  • I thought you were black!

  • opposite day

  • "im so white"....lol

  • i can say no to girl scouts... but then again their cookies are yummy... ur sooo hott

  • hahaha the way you pushed that thing off the screen made me LULZ.

    yay for Zak video.

    Umm.. hello.

    <3 <3

  • hello Beth

  • LIAR...i got scared. mehhhhh

    well..it caught me off guard..those CANINE for Obama people think that since it says "Cane." in it, they can me cool and think-McCain??

    Mmmm I was eating some last night- they changed the names of the girl scout cookies though =[ Samoas, Tagalongs and Thin mints= mmmmm

  • LOL! Sorry Kristin =(

  • I do that all the time. I'll say something like a g... then just stop and think 'I'm so white'.

    Anyways, nice vid dude.

  • hahaha

    love austin powers!

  • Haha you legend.

  • That death scene from Friday 13th Part 2 was so funny.

  • you said exactly what i was thinking wow hes so white lol

  • dude, you got this inspiration from wtcc?

  • not even close

  • where are you going to college?

  • I was a girl scout for 10 years. Why do you think I have such good marketing skills? lol!!

  • Lmao @@ the end

    'i'm so white'

  • The cookies are pretty good though.

  • You should do this more often. :P

    I'm co-producing a horror film actually! With Tyler XD wanna die in it?!

  • YES!

  • Hahahaha this was great, I loved the death scene that you mentioned!

  • girl scouts are clever little evil bitchs...my sisters are girl scouts and they even convinced me to buy 4 boxes...

  • lol. i love thatzak. <3 :D