Hal Sparks PART 1

[spikeschilde621]

i love him either way, but i LOVED him with long hair. 

[babylana70]

he's sexy

[MilleniumHigh]

Ah. Love him so much. Micheal Novotiny turns out to be a hilarious Hal Sparks. Good comedian. Made me LAUGH MY F***IN A**OFF.

[KhadorKid13]

Please state your emergency: Wwwwwwaaaaaahhhhhhhh

[SYTYCD4Life]

Oh my god. It's Michael Novotny from QAF. WHOO!!! I love that show...First time I've seen this and I'm LMFAO!!! He's awesome...

[paintur68]

He looks good in those tight jeans....nice bulge....wishe he'd spin around, so I'd get a view of his butt......he's kinda funny....

[ThePissyNoob]

PUPPYFUCKER

[Michael55443]

Thumbs down. Using the F word in almost every sentence is the sign of a poor comedian.

[thejillster86]

@Michael55443 says the guy with stewie as his icon..

[Michael55443]

@thejillster86 Stewie rocks. Don't hate.

[1996SCHOOLBOY]

PLEASE STATE YOUR EMERGENCY 8:38



[R4nd0mH3r0Production]

When he says he's partially educated, you can kinda hear his accent.

[SledR8cr]

Get outta here and go eat your mac n cheese!!! Ha ha

[watergirl0804]

Hal Sparks is awesome!

[DstrtdMnd]

I don't understand the hype. Sorry.

[wolverinebadass]

Excellent quality and he's so funny! Well done to whoever uploaded this!!

[DizzyDior12]

Guys. Hal Sparks is FOURTY. TWO. Whaaaaat??? He looks twenty five!!!!!!

[72bleep]

I love guys with long hair, but I must admit that he really looks a lot better with short hair!

[bamsgirl12345]

God he's so sexy

[JulieLynYoungblood]

Is he married? Freakin SEXY!

[watergirl0804]

@JulieLynYoungblood He said he doesn't do marriage.

[crazedscotsman553]

*Insert random quote* LoL! They're all so fking hilarious!

[stupidguyx]

I saw him live at the sexy liberal comedy tour a few weeks ago. He's fucking hilarious.

[VirtualBoy500]

Long-haired Fuckers from history:

Thomas Jefferson

Leonardo da Vinci

John Lennon

Fredrick Douglass

Bald Fuckers from history:

Thomas Edison

Dwight Eisenhower

Mohandas Gandhi

Plato

[VirtualBoy500]

Glad this video started after the gratuitous initial applause, which I always just skip over anyway.

[arianec07]

he looks so much hotter than in Mickey's role!

[KillJoy7772]

Omfg dont grow your hair out hal!!!!!! I <3 your short hair!!

[WitSniperfy]

4 dislikes were the 4 bald guys marching without a permit....

[thejillster86]

@WitSniperfy LMFAOOOOOOO love it..

[ronscottlester]

Hal Sparks is AWESOME!!! My husband sat next to him on a plane going out of Houston 2 yrs ago and he gave him an autograph on a Chinese Menu for me. It said, "To J. Try the pork. Hal Sparks"

BTW, I was born in KY.

[itscuppycakeBITCH]

if you listen REEEAALLL close you can hear he has a little bit of that kentucky accent still there. im from kentucky too. :P

[komamuras0wolfgirl]

He's in the house!

[alexia2099]

@komamuras0wolfgirl awesome moment!!!

[tconst17]

Just heard this guy on pandora today for the first time. Wearing a headset, at work,, they thought i was going nuts!

[froggermea96]

i totally agree with him... i recently moved from las vegas to texas and everyone here has a damn accent!!!! the guys accents are the worst. i keep imagining what hal is saying whenever they talk to me.

[Lazygamer1414]

@froggermea96 where in Texas did you move to

[hhtwbps]

he' an awesome comedian with a nice ass, good combination:)

[MJFreak1130]

He is awsome! He is 100% right about everything. Thanks for posting!

[hoza121]

i live in kentucky and my dad told me something close to that. lmao

[kodacuter]

thats right not a single damn dislike lol

[thejillster86]

@kodacuter damn straight there's not!

[nirvana1393]

@kodacuter 2 people said"challenge accepted"

[nirvana1393]

fuck yea i want pie

[MsAvandra]

He is a gorgeous man. /drools

[PetersZachF]

yes. pie. yes. those are some awfully tight wranglers you have on. Damn him, he is amazing. and hot. and straight :(

[TheEmLuH]

Oh my he's hilarious.

However, my mom fell in love with my dad BECAUSE of his accent. He's from St. Charles, Louisiana and she's lived San Diego, California her whole life. So I'd just like to point out that even if he had his accent I'd want him in my bed.

Hi, Hal ;D

[thejillster86]

@TheEmLuH lmaooooo, accents are hot, however, i agree with him on southern accents. i prefer euro ones (more so english and french), wayyyy sexier. 

[Kriegsarschmann]

@thejillster86 Surprisingly enough, I can win a woman over with my goofy as fuck Minnesotan accent.

They just all happen to be European.

[gamingfreak570]

"911 please state your emergency

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

911 please state your emergency

HE'S IN THE HOUSE, HE'S IN THE HOUSE!!!!

911 please state your emergency

i'm hiding in the closet

911 please state your emergency

HE'S STABBING ME WITH A FORK!!!!!!!!

911 please state your emergency"



[dvddmc]

Sounds a Bit like the Church Lady at the Beging Hal Rocks!!

[Pikashu17]

I know what he means! I'm from Texas and everyone always tries to see if they can hear a southern dialect in my sentences, lol. I have to end up telling them that not everyone rides horses and wears cowboy boots out here. XD

[thejillster86]

@Pikashu17 lolol. its expected, stereotyping has come a long way, i mean, why else go to texas if not to ride a cowboy and wear concealed weapons? hah.

[miklrod]

@Pikashu17 bs! I live in texas lol.

[WitSniperfy]

I want that baker place down there in skeeterville

For what city and state?

I WANT THAT BAKER PLACE DOWN THERE IN SKEETERVILLE

For what city and state?

I WANT THAT BAKER PLACE DOWN THERE IN... AWW FUCK IT I'M WALKING

[PunkApostle]

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