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  • what a bunch of loosers

  • YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME

  • looks like Slytherin vs. Gryffindor lol this is funny and awesome

  • I don't care what you cool kids think. I think this is effing fantastic, and I hate sports.

  • @RocketForPeace

    These so called "cool" kids are insecure because they will only play sports (or games) that society has given them. This is for people who know not to take life too seriously. I pity such people because they dont appreciate the joy of others. This may seem silly yes..but I think thats the point..to laugh and have fun while doing so. ^_^

  • Kinda sucks if you can't fly, amirite?

  • So...this would be cool...if they ditched the brooms.

  • and this is how to give yourself a sex change

  • It would be more interesting if we can use the 'brooms' to smack opposing players with it.

  • I want to kick people in the chest too.

  • whaaaaaaaaat?

  • Wow. Just... Wow.

  • Who the motherfuck thought this was a good idea? What is wrong with people?

  • ahahahaha, jesus christ

    

  • Nice sport. Too bad all the players have a stick up their asses.

  • oh dear...

  • when we have jetpacks, this'll be bitchin

  • you're allowed to use unforgivable curses on the field?

  • what the bloody fuck did i just watch 

  • Haters gonna hate. :D Quidditch is not for all HP fans, but I find it's the non-HP fans who bash the game. What's exactly the problem in having some fun blaming a game you love? Nothing.

  • @mieroth Everything Is Wrong With This Game. Get Your Head Out Of Your Fanboy Ass And Realize These People Just Look Retarded.

  • @ZepherionUltima Have you ever played? It's fun as hell. Who cares if you look ridiculous? That's part of the fun. Besides, they slightly over-dramatized this video (special effects of the curse, etc.). Maybe YOU should get your head out of your ass and live a little.

  • @SarcasticApathy I Do Live, I Just Don't Live Playing Football With A Stick Inbetween My Legs Like Other People.

  • @ZepherionUltima Don't knock it till you try it.

  • It reminds me of me going with my fake horse when I was 5, playing at the cowboy.

  • When I went to visit Monmouth college, they said they were planning to make 'Muggle Quidditch' a sport at the school. Even as a HP megafan I found the concept to be kinda dumb.

  • @sickweirdo ...how the hell can there be muggle quidditch? thats just stupid seeing as quidditch along with being fictional is also purely magic based >.< are these people brain damaged or somthing?

  • @draco89896 They've modified it to where it could actually work as a sport. There's even a International Quidditch Association now. Yes, international. Teams from New Zealand and Australia are coming to New York to compete. I guess their just brain damaged then?

  • @verukohp13 yep definitely

  • @sickweirdo Watch a real game, play it, it's fun as hell.

  • Lol. That's definitely my school...

  • It'd be nice if you could spell "seeker" right :P

  • This beats Men's Synchronized Swimming at gay.

  • i hate this generation

  • This makes larping look like a respectable sport.

  • awesome :D

  • I almost started crying when I heard the theme music.

  • Wow, you go far enough to develop some sad attempt at Quidditch, but you can't spell "Seeker" right?

    "Intercollegiate" my @ss.

  • this game isn't impossible, but what they're doing in the video, pretty stupid.......... just waiting for hovering technology to kick in...............

  • At 1:10 chuck norris would be impressed

  • This video is the proof that mankind must be destroyed.

  • 1:11 spartan kick to the chest lmao

  • @uwquidditch what is the music please respond thanks

  • Well, it looks more entertaining than baseball (although that's not saying much).

  • Oh wow

  • omfg

  • Make better quidditch.

  • seriously?!!!!

  • lmfaaaaoooo fucking losers man

  • Hahaha guys. Of course it's staged. The camera cuts to a different shot at 1:00, right after the ball passes in front of the lens. Have a sense of humor.

  • wait...what do they use as the snitch?

  • @vixvapourub

    From what I hear, there's a random person covered in gold that runs around the field halfway through the game or something. He's got to be the fastest runner.

    That'd be interesting to see. A naked man spray painted in gold running around the field like nobody's business. Almost as gay as rugby.

  • @NyxFTW wonder if the Golden Man wears wings as well

  • @NyxFTW Yellow actually. And the Snitch is epic. He could pretty much kick the Seeker's ass as long as he avoids being captured.

  • LOOOOOL

    

  • a hilarious Glimpse at a bunch of over grown children with too much time on their hands. i read the books, saw the movies, but i don't have the urge to grab a broomstick and play make believe sports. get lives.

  • @randymeeks81

    Your life must be so sad :(

  • @randymeeks81 Dude,it's just for fun who cares what they do anyway?I think it's funny.It's not like that's all they do

  • Welp. Cracked didn't help to make this look any less ridiculous. I like Harry Potter and all.. but seriously?

    The music was the nail in this video's dignity's coffin.

  • Are you fucking kidding me?

  • I think this is a joke. At the end, it is way to choreographed. The guy who got kicked let go of the ball way too easily ( I wrestled in high school, it takes a lot more than that to knock me down and I weigh 120 lbs) and plus someone got hit with a fucking fire ball.

  • Virgin powers, activate!

  • You spelt "Seeker" wrong, just sayin'.

  • Simply playing a game using the rules of Quidditch would not have been that bad, but the fact that they have broomsticks that are there for no particular reason other than to look ridiculous is most hilarious.

    Also I inquire, what does the seeker do? Does someone hide a small golden ball somewhere and the seeker has to run around and find it? xD

  • HAhaha wtf

  • HAHAHA i love how they completely emphasize their falls and act like they're dead or something....

  • someones balls gonna get hurt real bad

  • @excaliburxz Peter Russell right?

  • pffft, HAH! I mean, if this was elementary school or something... but Intercollegiate? do these guys go to college in the short bus?

  • What is this fuckery?........ I mean Wizardry? LOL

  • Please tell me this is a fucking joke.

  • @NightmareGanon There's one at RIT in New York state

  • what the absolute fuck XD

  • Lol thats awesome

  • This seriously looks like so much fun! A chance to be silly and have a good time! xDD

  • cracked.com brought me here.

    this video is very pathetic.

  • Not to knock them but.... They run with brooms betwixt their legs? Really?

  • well,that was embarrassing.

  • ....... i clicked on this for fun and didn't expect to see my own school field...

  • PRESS 9 OVER AND OVER FOR LOL

  • go to harry potter world in universal studios or look online for a real quaffale it makes playing that much better!

  • PFTHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    WHAT A BUNCH OF LOSERS XD

  • this is pathetic... taking it way too seriously

  • It just looks like Rugby with an erection.

  • i wish they played that at my school, i would have been the seeker for sure :D

  • wtf did they cast spells?

  • Did that ging get assulted in the face by that mans foot?

  • That looks awesome! I wish I could play! And what's that song in the background?

  • I WANNA PLAY ! 

  • The broomstick adds difficulty to the game. It's more symbolic than anything, and if you take away the broom you take away the sport. It then becomes handball. Also, to whoever said we don't have lives, last time I checked...I'm in college...getting a degree. I'll be sure to give you a hard time when you're working at McDonalds asking if I want fries with that.

    ^_^

  • @stephnwi a degree isnt insurance that youre going to get a job asshole. thats why so many people are unemployed. they go to college and get some bullshit degree then end up regretting it.

  • words don't describe how many lives these people don't have.

  • so gay, we played beer pong and chased ass in college

  • NICE! LOL I did read the rule book correctly he got slammed!

  • actually there are three goals, not one ;)

  • I MUST KNOW THIS MUSIC!

  • 1:10-1:12 the kid gets kicked in the face OUCH

  • There's an easy way to tell if you're playing a real sport or just failing to realize you're four-years-old: Are you carrying a piece of equipment that doesn't do anything? In a real sport you carry a stick if you intend to hit an object (baseball), other people (kendo) or both (ice hockey). In Quidditch, you waddle along like an arts-degree penguin clutching the kind of broomstick that makes witches say, "Don't worry, it happens to every wizard."

  • @leonthesniper11 i like cracked.com too

  • @leonthesniper11 i like cracked.com too. And yes this "sport" is retarded

  • @leonthesniper11 why do soccer players wear gloves? soccerball=feet.....

  • @bookercreator Atleast soccer is a real sport.

  • @bookercreator Atleast soccer is a real sport.

  • @leonthesniper11 they are playing it are they not? I would say it is more of a sport than chess if you want you can look up the sport of chess online.

  • @bookercreator here's an easy way to tell if you're playing a real sport or just failing to realize you're four-years-old: Are you carrying a piece of equipment that doesn't do anything? In a real sport you carry a stick if you intend to hit an object (baseball), other people (kendo) or both (ice hockey). In Quidditch, you waddle along like an arts-degree penguin

  • @leonthesniper11 im pretty sure noone asked you to post negative coments on this video..

  • @skinandbeauty Noone asked me to post positive comments either so whats stoping me from posting any comment i want?

  • ...wow. and I thought I was off

  • I wish I could play

  • 1:11 - 1:12 THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!

  • i wish australia did quidditch

  • @harrypotterseriesnut do something about it then.

  • eh what the hell? how is this becoming a reality? ok 1 time for a pisstake but it actually happens. i want to be back in the 90s again!!!

  • What happens at 1:06?

    Also I'm pretty sure kicks to the face are illegal...

  • Fucking Muggles trying to be like us Wizards and Witches... -.-'

  • @XBOXBENUTZER Muggles rule!

    lul

  • What's the name of the song ??

  • @MrMelick Nara - E.S. Posthumus

  • @MrMelick Nara - E.S. Posthumus (It's the Cold Case Theme among other things)

  • amazing trailer and best sport ever!!!! what's the music in the background because i love it!!

  • Whenever I see 1.11 I just can't stop laughing !!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 1:11 face kick?

  • I've only seen one live quidditch game and I swear it's like rugby with broomsticks.

  • lmao this makes it look so intense... the fact that this is called quidditch makes me sad because this is nothing at all like quidditch lol was that a fuckin fireball? losers

  • Thats hilariously intense!

  • Has anyone every been castrated from a broom stick injury while playing quidditch?

  • Oh, how I love Harry Potter.

  • Ron wheasly got KO'd

  • whata sport.

  • jesus christ...

    and i thought the koreans were nerds for making STARCRAFT a sport.

  • seriously is this seriously a sport? :P

  • @aze254 Yup. Just made it international actually. they've got 400 teams.

  • >:o he should be in azkaban!@#!@# he friggin used crucio!!!

  • The first song?? Please...

    Bellissimo comunque..bravi

  • the first song?? please...

    bellissimo comunque!

  • HAHA AT 1:10 THE GINGER'S SWIFFER BREAKS HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

  • @23tinatina LOOOOOOOOOL i just died crying x'D

  • @23tinatina HHAHAHAHAHAHA that comment made my day XD

  • @23tinatina Best part of the entire video! I'm slowly losing faith in humanity by watching this though.

  • FREAKIN AMAZING. I'm making a Quidditch team for my school too. :"3 It's only been a few days, but we've almost got the ENTIRE TEAM. :D

  • gay

  • Couldn't you just get rid of the damn broomsticks and run around trying to score in each other's goals like i dont know "soccer,basketball,football etc."

  • @shoothelpmeany1 ITS PART OF THE FUN!!! that be like saying hey soccer use your hands

  • oh.my.goodness. I can't believe in what I am seeing. Is that for real? XD

  • S you get to kick people? or was that a foul? 1:10 -1:15

  • this song??? i know it's from a movie i've seen (not an HP movie) but for the life of me I cannot remember what it is!

  • @claritydawn It is a John Williams song.. Many of his sound alike I noticed that too... Like it sounds a bit like star wars

  • coolest fucking trailer ever!

  • LOL nice job guys!!!

  • How gay can you possibly get? Omg.

  • can someone explain the rules for me? I mean,I saw a video of a snitch which was brutal-the snitch and a seeker were almost fighting,is it in the rules?

    and yeah,how do bludgers work? what happens when players get hit?

  • Every Harry Potter nerds dream (mine to ;p)

  • Trailer was really well done!

  • One part I don't get: fireball? xDD (1:06-1:11)

  • quidditch rules!!!!! i'm gonna start it at university of idaho next year. any vandals interested???

  • XDD

  • 1:11 XD XD XD

  • @zerzim headkick xD

  • epic!

  • nerds

  • LMAO!

    Fucking hilarious shit.

  • That was fucking awesome

  • is this some kinda joke or what the fuck is wrong with these peoples?

  • I'm just a little confused.....what do you do for the Snitch? It's like the most important part of the game and unless you have magic you can't really....well, *have* a Snitch. I'm not being cynical, I'm just genuinely curious what you guys do for the Snitch? Have a guy that you hire to run around waving it around while the Seekers chase him trying to get it?

    .....because that would kind of be awesome.

  • @JustPuppyLuv ur exactly right! a snitch is usually a track player or any of your friends who dresses in SOLID YELLOW... he has a tennisball inside of a sock hanging from his back of his shorts. the seekers must get this ball away from him cleanly. he doesnt have to have a broom so he can do flips and run faster and get away easier than the seekers can catch him... its really awesome

  • @JustPuppyLuv funnily enough it's actually kinda like that, only it's a on sock hanging out his pocket. lol

  • Really? Youre not kidding?

    I liked the books too but seriously... what the hell?

  • Why do they have a broom?

  • it reminds me of soccer and dodgeball. i love it!!

  • lol. :) more like dogdeball, soccer, and get kicked in the face at 1:11 lol. and look how happy he is right before it :)

  • i think it's silly, and thats y ive watched every vidoe of this i can find, totally awesome, Go Coogs

  • they spelled seeker wrong.

    :P

    i hope i'm not the only one who noticed that.

  • This is awesome!

    And I put poor comment on all you guys who said bad stuff about it. heh.

    No need to be the fun-police or anything.

  • If they're having fun, then shut up and let them enjoy it.

    Why do people constantly have to gripe about others doing things they themselves wouldn't want to?

  • @darkraven408 because they are having fun playing it and Im having fun laughting at them, well there are no teams of quidditch at my location so is the only thing I have left to do to have fun about this

  • muggles -.-

  • Most fucked up thing i have ever seen.