Whose Line UK 9x03 - Tight Trousers Hoedown

[Stormcat1]

Here’s a little fun fact about pants that are too tight

They lower the sperm count of the guys who wear ‘em each night

And if it gets real bad, you can’t get ‘em off at all

and sooner or later, you say goodbye to your ball...z

[Matt324324]

Mike's verse sounded so Texan

[AChimpNamedSlickback]

"And sometimes I stir it in my pants to make the special sauce." XDDD Gotta love him, he's so cuuuuute! :D

[jpm8008]

I've never seen ryan so excited to do a hoedown b4

[Scweeb64]

I'm going through so much pain right now because my pants are tight.

It's always hard to get them off every sigle night.

One night when I got them off I found it was too late.

My girl went and left me so I had to masturbate!

HAD TO MASTURBATE!!!

[ColoradoKid2010]

I like wearing pants that are very very tight. I wear them in the day and I wear them in the Night. Sure it just sometimes cuts off my circulation, but I.............PLOP!!!!!!

[theperfectfix]

i prefer the US version a lot, a lot more

[withoutascript]

anyone else expect colins hoedown to end with the word ejaculation (I probobly spelled that wrong)...it rhymes with circulation (haha spelled that wrong too)

[killieboy93]

you spelled them both right but the irony iis you spelt "probably" wrong and if you never doubted yourself you wouldnt have even had to write it.

sorry im a geek

[withoutascript]

haha leave it to me to do that...and don't be sorry for being a geek. GEEKS ARE AWESOME!

[killieboy93]

thanks, lol. i even go to a chess club :L

you seem AWESOME too:D

[withoutascript]

lol...I wish I knew how to play chess

[killieboy93]

you can learn and play online for free i bet...somewhere.

[iamthedeus]

ahaha i love at the end how pissed ryan is at colin

[ike4pres]

:/ Why do you think Ryan's mad at Colin?

[iamthedeus]

Well I mean he's not actually mad, but look at the expression on his face at 2:01

But I think perhaps he was mock annoyed at Colin for having copped out of finding a finishing line that a) was the punchline and b) rhymed. As you probably know, Hoedown is Ryan's least favorite game.

[ike4pres]

1:23-Colin thinks: "I'll be joining you down there shortly."

xD 6'2" Colin looks so short in this group...The others have all got to be 6'4" or taller...

(Being lazy and not knowing how to properly convert to metric, I've only got the American measurements. Sorry world in general...)

[totalballetnerd]

I dunno about the others but ryan is 6'6"

[Maloney666]

have you noticed how Ryan loves doing hoedowns in the UK version but Hates it in the US.

[pippyspot]

I love it when Colin faints, it's so funny and yet it never gets old XD

[Walshy014]

so terrably terrably engash dant you think

[VimtoToby]

I'ts better when your english yourself, it helps you to undertand the jokes.

[Walshy014]

i am english!!! i was taking the mik!

[319FBMZ319]

Mike McShane looks very different

[royalgirl31]

Nice shirt Ryan!

[TheStigIII]

Lol the classic Mochrie faint again...

[smuemoo]

i loved brads 1 lol!!!

[antster1983]

That's because someone suggested "pasta" as the hoedown topic before tight trousers ^.^

[ShowMeTSM]

it was me. genuinely. i was at the recording. decided to shout out pasta as a suggestion for anything, and they used it and actually did a pasta hoedown. unfortunately it wasn't very funny.

[InvaderPet]

Are you serious?

[ShowMeTSM]

Yes. I had an issue at the time about how certain shapes of pasta were quite annoying, and thought I'd give it a public airing.

[renoo27]

I didn't like the look on Ryan's face when he looked at Colin at the end.... :(

[ILoVeRyAnStiLeS2]

it was onli coz he was gunna kik colins>>00

[renoo27]

Haha! Of course. :P

[bz4kh]

Mike: "coolie".."lynch" - wow...that was pretty racist.

[LiamTucker]

.. how?

[bz4kh]

Well the word 'coolie' was a derogatory term, or slur for Asians (esp Indian) labourers - probably akin to the N word for African Amercians. And lynching obviously has a nasty history in the U.S....hmmm, when i first saw this, him mentioning both terms, i guess it came off as a bit 'odd'; the context they're used in could be construed as racist - i thought. That's all...

[Zillanxio]

I actually think he said 'goolies.' It's British slang for... well... look it up, lol, I don't want to get marked down for typing it.

[vertreys]

He says "feels so nice and coolie" then something about being pressed against his goolies...

[DizzyPidgeon]

yummity yum yum.

i'm in love with ryan XD

so lubbly.

i love colin and brad too.. different way but yea XDDD

colin doing a colin always cracks me up XDDD

[josefscarlette]

Brad is definitely an attention whore.

[mumpsy123]

Oh Brad only you would say that!!!! Aww Gotta love him though!:) thanks for the clip!