I PLEDGE, BEFORE MY GOD AND COUNTRY, FAMILY AND FRIENDS, THAT I WILL FIGHT TO REVOKE THOSE IN GOVT. AND ABOLISH THE TYRANNICAL DESTRUCTIVE FORM THEY HAVE CREATED. I PLEDGE TO THE DEATH TO OVERTHROW THE TYRANNY AND CORRUPTION THEREIN.
Where is the original Obama Pledge video?! I remember seeing it on T.V. when Obama go elected! I kind of threw-up a little in my mouth when I saw it! I guess they scrubbed it from the WEB!???
James Madison defined republic in terms of "REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY" as opposed to direct democracy, and this usage is "still employed ..."
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The "Father of the Constitution," he was the principal author of the document. In 1788, he wrote over a third of the Federalist Papers, still the most influential commentary on the Constitution.
@21tikcah Seeing as Republics and Democracies do overlap a bit in the grand scheme of things I suppose one could argue semantics but to be honest it certainly seems that the founding fathers disliked the idea of a government where 51% of the population control the other 49%. If we were a Democracy in the beginning the adoption of the Constitution appeared to have changed that. Well, initially at least today we are anything but a Republic
a few months ago I was researching 9-11 truth when I was messaged by FALLOUT2029 & JONKEY2012 at that point they/he (maybe the same person) told me I should copy an paste peoples screen names like he did and report them the GOVNT officials for money. When I told them I was NOT interested the harassment began. since then they offered to Not report me if I sent them NUDE pics of myself FALLOUT2029 told to me that he IS a convicted PEDOPHILE and JOHNKEY2012 has told me he is HIV POSITIVE.
as I said, you guys are running us into the ground so fast that we might run dog crap for president and it might win. That is how bad you guys have it
who cares if the stock market has improved? Other sectors of the economy are still falling faster and faster. The stimulus has done nothing to slow the recession. In fact, in the long run, the stimulus has prolonged the recession
And you do realize that money was thrown into the stock market for those exact intentions. So what happens when that money runs out? The money wasn't given to the consumer (tax payers), which is where profits come from for companies. Why would we do that? It makes too much sense to give the consumer the money.
You really should keep your mouth shut if you have absolutely no clue what you are talking about. Which, you don't.
"money was thrown into the stock market" It never ceases to amaze me how far conservatives will spin and out right lie to make the right-wing appear better, even to the detriment of the country. You are a sad little man.
Ok then. What do you call it. And labeling me as a conservative seems quite a stretch. I make one comment about the stock market and you make an assumption about my entire political agenda.
The whole idea of spending money to make money doesn't work. Roosevelt did it and because of that, the country ended up in the great depression. Give this 15 years or so and we will be saying, "what recession." The economy will be worse.
What suprises me more is, you complain about my comment and yet you cannot come up with a valid arguement. You would rather result to name calling rather than a political conversation. Don't worry, that's what happens when you are on the losing side of an argument. Rather than a rebuttle, it becomes finger pointing. If you are not part of the solution, you are part of the problem.
Calm down dude, i'm just fucking with you. Idon't give a goddamn whose party is in power. I just like stirring shit up with you opinionated types on both sides. Its good for a laugh, you should try it sometime, you'll live longer
Actually, from your previous comments, you seemed like you were pretty deep into the conversation. Doesn't seem like you were "stirring up both sides" to me. Seems more like you were leaning more towards one side.
If you don't give a shit, then maybe you should. This only validates my previous statement: "if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem."
Or, do you change your attitude becuase I called you out?
What should I go with? Decisions, decisions.......
leaning to one side on these comments, different side on others.
Then i guess i'm part of your so-called problem. Nothing you can really do about it but bitch and complain. You see, to me politics is a form of entertainment. And its not the issues that our funny to me, it the peoples misguided passions for issues that i find amusing, YOur passion for utterly pointless issues amuses me.
Actually, I have a passion for important issues. Ones that affect my life, as well as yours. I try to come to a logical conclusion on matters. Conclusions that are better for everyone. For that, you should be thankful. You should also educate yourself on politics a bit more. I don't know if you have kids but, do you want them paying for the stupid mistakes (purposefully made) that both Republicans and Democrats make? I know I don't. I want personal liberties and you should as well. Your call.
Why don't they just be like those whom flageatted themselves in the 16th and 17th century? Walk around the world spanking themselves, out of self hatred and obvious dislikes of their character. They feel guilt for being rich beyond most of our wildest dream. Come off of 95% of your riches there fakers, and then I may begin to agree that you all really are a big problem to our environment.
You are aware, I hope, that Macho Sauce has a homoerotic connotation, which I assume you intend to invoke. Because if you don't intend to invoke a homoerotic connotation, I'm kind of embarrassed for you.
I pledge to continue to not finance these idiots, by not watching tv..three years tv free, and not watching good money on stupid movies that last two hours and leaves me feeling sick that I spent ten bucks to sit on my lazy butt and be subtley brainwashed. I pledge!
Since the 1960’s Democrats –‘continually worked for’- and –‘accomplished’- Civil Rights, clean air, water, safe food and medicine, fair wages, equal pay, safe work places, Medicare, HealthCare, Financial Reform, etc.
– because the majority NEED IT .. TO PROTECT FROM CORPORATE ABUSE !
While - Under the guise of supply-side economics … Conservatives, libertarians, corporate and family Elitists lobbied AND: destroyed labor, deregulated Wall St. [-‘said they could regulate themselves’-], exported industries/jobs, ignored and helped monopolies, logarithmically created the largest DEBT in history and logarithmically increased the PROFITS of –‘A FEW’- !
Now the Repub. Senators [suicide Pact] Historically obstructing everything [cloture and flilibusters] – then blaming the Admin. for lack of progress … Repub.'s even voting against - what the proposed and supported 3 years ago !
@NOBS4321 Well you obviously dont scratch the surface on anything and believe EVERYTHING that the school systems have taught you. Youre ignorant because behind the scenes all of the DEMS in the 1960s were working to create a Socialistic State in the US after the Communists went underground and infiltrated our school system during the Red Scare. See the hand in front of you or you're getting a 1 way ticket to a FEMA camp. Slap hands with you and all your 'cool progressive' buddies, lame
I pledge to laugh at all those dumb sh**s that support our "great and noble leader". I pledge not to support the massive taxes which have come from our "great and wonderful leader". I pledge never to give up my rights and freedoms, such as our first and second amendment, and fight to keep them at all costs, no matter what our "infalliable leader says". I pledge my alligiance to this country, not its leader!
I pledge. To tell leftists to forever bow down and kiss the ground I walk on for not kicking their pathetic asses. I pledge. To make as big a profit as I can on my business one day. I pledge. To hopefully one day own a big house, big SUV, and a boat. I pledge. To own several guns. I pledge. To forever be pro life. I pledge. To forever be politically incorrect and tell the truth no matter whose feelings I hurt. LOL.
Snap out of it American people - you are being brainwashed!
I don't pledge my servitude to anyone. I'm not a damn slave.
The Obama media is now pushing swine flu shots on everyone - a poison cocktail of mercury (thimerasol) and other crap, all in hopes of dumbing down the public even more.
What Kanye West did to Taylor Swift (STEALING her moment at the music awards on tv) is EXACTLY what Obama did to Hillary Clinton....Obama stole her MOMENT and ruined her chance of being President since it is obvious to a child Obama is NOT natural born as required by our Constitution. ANYONE would have beaten McCain!. LOL!
Obama is a jackass!!! (the exact word HE used to describe that moron Kanye)
If Obama HAD a genuine USA long form birth certificate, WE WOULD HAVE ALL SEEN IT BY NOW!!!
illegals already drain our system by getting it for free. dont believe it? check out Parkland hospital in Dallas who gets 9mil in funding from the Gov, and the hospital turns no one away.
thats because the only people who still give a shit are right wingers who are still butt hurt that they lost and are now out of power. but face it dont blame america dont blame obama dont blame democrats, but blame yourselves! thanks for those absolutly great 8 years of bush that left us knee deep in shit and then you all turn around and blame our new president because he cant pull us out of this lake made of shit fast enough
Let me guess, your a democrat. first of all, bush didn't do anything bad, the media decided that they didn't like him and since the media runs most of america, everyone blamed him. inflation is what's destroying the us economy. bush was fine. the public schools are raising generations of mindless people who will go along with anything that they are told to do. only a few people are raised to think logically anymore.
obama is already starting to lose his support, because he is doing such a bad job as president. if enough of america's voters actually reaserched the presidantial canidits, and actually reasoned with what he was saying, obama would not be president. liberals are based upon lame bumper sticker slogans, where as conservatives are based upon logic. you're just angry at this video because they are showing how dumb the democrat's "logic" actually is!
it probably isn't your fault that you believe what you said in your comment, you don't know any better. you have been taught these things, so naturally, you believe them. unfortunetly, not all thoughts and opinions are correct. i sugest that you start researching what i've been talking about with an open mind, that is if you were patient enough to read this far. i suggest reaserching from both the conserative's websites and the liberal's websites, and let me no what you find. hope i could help!
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bush didnt do anything bad? how about starting a war in iraq while all the terrorists who attacked us are in afghanistan... so let me explain to you why im a democrat, for close to 20 years my father was a UI designer for many different companies, but in late 2007 he was laid off from his job at AOL and still hasnt found a job but is working on it, and the only thing keeping us off the street is the inheritance from my now dead grandfather.
the reason bush wanted us to fight in iraq is perfectly logical. right now iraq is not a threat to us. but if the terrorists gain too much control, they might want to try to take over us. bush was trying to stop a problem before it could happen. but, like i said earlier, the avreage american is not raised to think logically. americans are all about the present, not the future. like what if someone asked you if you would like 1 candy bar now, or 2 candy bars tomorrow.
Are you suggesting that getting rid of Saddam was a BAD thing? I'm willing to bet that you think we shouldn't have went into Germany to get rid of Hitler, either.
"but in late 2007 he was laid off from his job"
That was after democrats had control of Congress. So blame them.
my mom went into depression and became an alcoholic and is now in AA. we have no form of health care and i havnt gotten my drivers license yet on purpose so we wont have to pay for more insurance. all of this because of the financial troubles that happened under the bush administration. john mccain wanted to raise our taxes and obama wanted to lower them. mccain wanted to stay in iraq for as long as it took to make them stable and obama wanted to get out asap.
..so you don't attribute the financial troubles that happened under the bush administration to the saps who borrowed 6x their annual income for housing. The geniuses who thought a 3% down payment would suffice with an adjustable-rate interest-only loan. The same saps who then defaulted on their mortgages.. those who refinanced and went on shopping sprees? Not their fault? Blame evil George W. for not regulating banks because people are too damned retarded to manage their own finances, right?
That's funny because that housing bill was signed under the Clinton administration. Shows how much you know.
Bush did have his part in the poor economy though. 2 senseless wars, and a lot of spending. Not only that but, No child left behind is a joke and only hurts the school system. The war on drugs, which Bush pushed even further, is a waste of tax payer money.
Yet, what both sides do not see is that Obama is doing the exact same thing as Bush. Drone bombings, wars, GITMO, need I continue?
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obama wants to give everyone in america health care... there you go... sry if its hard for you to believe but not everyone is in your position. but as for the research thing you mentioned, thats the thing, no one can tell what is actually going to happen after the person is elected all you can do is vote for whoever says they are going to do more for them. you arnt in a position to argue... nobody is.. all anyone could do is accept that our president is our president and maybe help out a little
the logical answer would be to wait until tomorrow, but the average american would ask for whatever he or she could get right then. and bush was also making attempts to stop all of the terrorists in afghanistan. and please let me try to explain. inflation is destroying the us economy, which is causing people to lose their jobs, like your dad. bush didn't cause inflation, the democrats are the one's who are causing inflation. i encourage you to look into that more.
you seem like a smart person, and i think that if you really look into things, you could grow up to be a good citizen. i am very sorry about your father losing his job, one of my best friend's father lost his job, too. and i am also sorry about your grandfather dying. both of my grandfathers are dead, too. my family is also very dependent on my grandfather's inheritance to pay for the bills and taxes, so i can understand what you are going through. i hope your father gets a job soon. good luck!
thanks and i do agree that most americans are kinda greedy and maybe even dumb, but i dont think anyone political party is responsible for inflation i think its just peoples greed in general
i am sorry if i sounded rude before. it isn't all the democrats fault, some of it is the rebublicans. no one is perfect, we all make mistakes, but it is every person't job to try to be a better citizen.
I pledge to never let my beloved America, the greatest nation in the history of civilization and fierce defender of INDIVIDUAL liberty and freedom, degenerate into a socialist nightmare fueled with a twisted cult of personality by (mostly) well intentioned but woefully ignorant and misguided people that have failed to learn or understand what the Founding Fathers intended for this nation as articulated in the most brilliant document ever created by the hand of man-the U.S. Constitution.
Demi Moore pledged to free a million people, Eva Longoria peldged to plant 500 trees, & several unknowns in the video pledged to volunteer somewhere. I would like to know the running total on Demi's pledge.
The lonliest job?? Where were these leftist hypocrictes when Bush was in power??
Wow... a bunch of rich limousine liberals pledging to support the gravy train. How impressive (NOT). Yeah, it reminds me, too, of the seig heils of the 1930s, as well!!!
I pledge to use a lot of plastic bags and hair spray and flush the toilets more and more often as I can I pledge burn up gas I do not need Because I paid for it And if I want to turn the light on and off I can do that And I want to take longer showers if I want too. And I pledge to tell you all that your all
Only think missing, it appears, is a "Seig Heil." Maybe these hypocrite limousine liberals could plede to open up their zillion room Hollywood mansions to the indigent. But, NAH! Then they couldn't be the freaking hypocrites they always are.
I PLEDGE to fight the socialist bull$h!t, and outright lies, that's what I pledge.
I pledge to use a lot of plastic bags and hair spray and flush the toilets more and more often as I can I pledge burn up gas I do not need Because I paid for it And if I want to turn the light on and off I can do that And I want to take longer showers if I want too. And I pledge to tell you all that your all
I solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States of America against all enemies both foreign and DOMESTIC and to bear true faith and allegiance to the same so help me God.
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the REPUBLIC for which it stands one nation Under God with liberty and justice for all.
What Republicans are you referring to? I believe in all those things you mentioned, and I am NOT a Republican. The Tea Parties I've been to have had all Parties representing the things you mentioned. It's not a party thing. It's just all of us saying "no to Marxism and Communism".
Are you kidding me, what college did you attend, do you even understand Marxism, so Canada, France, Sweden, Norway, England, Switzerland, Italy, Netherlands, and Denmark are all marxist. Marxism is a complete EXTREME, in every avenue of gov. concerning spreading the wealth, Obama's not marxist because he's trying to help people at a rough time, he understands in 4 years the policies are gonna be changed. I've never seen so many people complain about helping people out concerning their health.
Dude, I think you're missing the point...With great freedom comes great responsibility, including the responsibility to use the tools this great country has made available to adequately provide for yourself and your family. Before I graduated College I was making $10/hr and managed to pay rent, tuition, insurance, and still had a little spending money left over. These crybabies need to put their priorities in order, eliminate extraneous expenses, and become contributing members of society.
caminofeld: WRONG - with great freedom comes great... Freedom. Period. Tying responsibilities to freedom makes it something else. What is fascinating about America is we are the most inventive, successful, and by far the most generous country in the world. Not because it is our responsibility, but because we are free. Free people do what is in their nature, which is promote freedom, and help one another. Generosity in the name of obligation is not generosity. THAT is the point.
Well I guess Thomas Jefferson was wrong then. Freedom without responsibility leads to chaos. As it stands now, we're nearing where one half of the U.S. is working to support the other half. It saddens me to see how many capable Americans are milking the system instead of working. There is always a choice to do the right thing, but sadly many Americans choose the easy way out (Where's their generosity?). If they had a sense of pride, duty, and RESPONSIBILITY we wouldn't have this problem.
How am I the reason people milk the system? If these overblown programs (which were originally well intentioned) trimmed the fat, we'd force the non-producers to either sink or swim. Darwinism baby! People talk of freedom while allowing their lives to be ran by media, large government, etc...and I do see generosity in America, just in all the wrong places. We'd rather throw money at a problem instead of getting to it's roots. You do know my initial comment was a reply to someone else's, right?
It's all good, thanks for actually posing an intelligent debate (rather than calling me a "Right wing motherfucker" or something to the like). Have a good week.
Though it was not government made (supposedly), it was shown in a public school and is being spread like propaganda. And it is VERY orwellian (do you know what that means??). Are you not outraged by this video?
I don't care if the government did not directly fund it, it is still "government propaganda" and aimed at children.
Call me crazy but wasn't this country founded upon the principle that the government serves the people, not the other way around. I am pretty sure that is how it was meant to stay too, because anything else is fascism.
This oligarchic government that we have has been manipulating the media and entertainment way before Obama. This is nothing new.
So in answer to your question spamjim, am I an idiot? Not really. I see people who are propagating servitude to a totalitarian figure head called government. So when I see a video like that, there is no distinguishing the shill from the enforcer.
I think Ashton said it best right here, "The 'Presidential Pledge' is a platform for people across the nation and throughout the world to make a first-person commitment of service to our new president" A call to slavery is a call to slavery.
I pledge to continue to fight against the continued takeover of our free market system by big government. I live in the Untied States of America, which means freedom, freedom from big government intrusion into every area of our lives, high taxes, opression, and tyranny. I live in the United States of America, not the United States of Russia. Wake up people.
Parady? Hardly. Most of Hollywood promotes this Marxist stuff. Some go to visit dictators and chum around with them. And then they act like America is the evil one. America is not perfect, but we are not evil. We are a very giving and caring country. We feed millions world wide. We have veterans buried around the world who gave their lives fighting for freedom. Visit Normandy Beach in France sometime. Is France speaking German now? No. Wake up people...
I pledge to feed the poor people of PETA by hunting more.
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packer041 7 months ago
BaNaNaNaBa NanaNana Banana BaNaNaNa BaNana Nana obama sucks!
smashingrapenuts 7 months ago
oh how cynical we've become.
BacchusFA 8 months ago
I PLEDGE, BEFORE MY GOD AND COUNTRY, FAMILY AND FRIENDS, THAT I WILL FIGHT TO REVOKE THOSE IN GOVT. AND ABOLISH THE TYRANNICAL DESTRUCTIVE FORM THEY HAVE CREATED. I PLEDGE TO THE DEATH TO OVERTHROW THE TYRANNY AND CORRUPTION THEREIN.
denalaurens 9 months ago
Where is the original Obama Pledge video?! I remember seeing it on T.V. when Obama go elected! I kind of threw-up a little in my mouth when I saw it! I guess they scrubbed it from the WEB!???
MrWatchdawg77 10 months ago
Hey Celebrities! How's about YOU keeping $10 million, and give the rest to Obama, that way you be doin' the Right Thing!
YosupMofo 11 months ago
This is so funny. At first I wasn't sure if it was supporting Obama or not, but it's a spoof on Obama. I love this.
kellykak98 1 year ago
Hilarious!
chrisman737 1 year ago
i pledge to masterbate 3 times a day
fdr100100 1 year ago 4
BEAUTIFUL!!!
JAHSHOOWUH 1 year ago
I pledge to defend the US Constitution and to help restore the United States of America to a Constitutional Republic
bagladyssuk 1 year ago
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James Madison defined republic in terms of "REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY" as opposed to direct democracy, and this usage is "still employed ..."
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The "Father of the Constitution," he was the principal author of the document. In 1788, he wrote over a third of the Federalist Papers, still the most influential commentary on the Constitution.
21tikcah 1 year ago 13
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@21tikcah Seeing as Republics and Democracies do overlap a bit in the grand scheme of things I suppose one could argue semantics but to be honest it certainly seems that the founding fathers disliked the idea of a government where 51% of the population control the other 49%. If we were a Democracy in the beginning the adoption of the Constitution appeared to have changed that. Well, initially at least today we are anything but a Republic
bagladyssuk 1 year ago
bagladyssuk -'Republics and Democracies do overlap ...'-
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B.S. ... you make an illusion to founding fathers and ignore the "Father of the Constitution" ...
Representative Democracy !!!
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21tikcah 1 year ago 6
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I plege to talk shit to any hollywood liberal I ever see..
KingDingaLing090 1 year ago
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a few months ago I was researching 9-11 truth when I was messaged by FALLOUT2029 & JONKEY2012 at that point they/he (maybe the same person) told me I should copy an paste peoples screen names like he did and report them the GOVNT officials for money. When I told them I was NOT interested the harassment began. since then they offered to Not report me if I sent them NUDE pics of myself FALLOUT2029 told to me that he IS a convicted PEDOPHILE and JOHNKEY2012 has told me he is HIV POSITIVE.
MrGutsMan 2 years ago
i pledge to do your mom if you respond to this video
gonzo361 2 years ago
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Conservatives are so stupid, im so glad they are out of power
aarondavid826 2 years ago
@aarondavid826 well at the rate you progressives are running our country into the ground, you guys will not be in power for long either
Christoppher1994 2 years ago
If u run ol' Sara Palin out there again, i guarantee you won't win in 2012
aarondavid826 2 years ago 5
as I said, you guys are running us into the ground so fast that we might run dog crap for president and it might win. That is how bad you guys have it
Christoppher1994 2 years ago
you do realize that the stock market has gone up since Obama's stimulus package
aarondavid826 2 years ago
who cares if the stock market has improved? Other sectors of the economy are still falling faster and faster. The stimulus has done nothing to slow the recession. In fact, in the long run, the stimulus has prolonged the recession
Christoppher1994 2 years ago
And you do realize that money was thrown into the stock market for those exact intentions. So what happens when that money runs out? The money wasn't given to the consumer (tax payers), which is where profits come from for companies. Why would we do that? It makes too much sense to give the consumer the money.
You really should keep your mouth shut if you have absolutely no clue what you are talking about. Which, you don't.
kpasa01 2 years ago
"money was thrown into the stock market" It never ceases to amaze me how far conservatives will spin and out right lie to make the right-wing appear better, even to the detriment of the country. You are a sad little man.
aarondavid826 2 years ago
Ok then. What do you call it. And labeling me as a conservative seems quite a stretch. I make one comment about the stock market and you make an assumption about my entire political agenda.
The whole idea of spending money to make money doesn't work. Roosevelt did it and because of that, the country ended up in the great depression. Give this 15 years or so and we will be saying, "what recession." The economy will be worse.
You are the "sad little man."
kpasa01 2 years ago
What suprises me more is, you complain about my comment and yet you cannot come up with a valid arguement. You would rather result to name calling rather than a political conversation. Don't worry, that's what happens when you are on the losing side of an argument. Rather than a rebuttle, it becomes finger pointing. If you are not part of the solution, you are part of the problem.
kpasa01 2 years ago
Calm down dude, i'm just fucking with you. Idon't give a goddamn whose party is in power. I just like stirring shit up with you opinionated types on both sides. Its good for a laugh, you should try it sometime, you'll live longer
aarondavid826 2 years ago
Actually, from your previous comments, you seemed like you were pretty deep into the conversation. Doesn't seem like you were "stirring up both sides" to me. Seems more like you were leaning more towards one side.
If you don't give a shit, then maybe you should. This only validates my previous statement: "if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem."
Or, do you change your attitude becuase I called you out?
What should I go with? Decisions, decisions.......
kpasa01 2 years ago
Go with whatever you want, don't really care.
leaning to one side on these comments, different side on others.
Then i guess i'm part of your so-called problem. Nothing you can really do about it but bitch and complain. You see, to me politics is a form of entertainment. And its not the issues that our funny to me, it the peoples misguided passions for issues that i find amusing, YOur passion for utterly pointless issues amuses me.
aarondavid826 2 years ago
Actually, I have a passion for important issues. Ones that affect my life, as well as yours. I try to come to a logical conclusion on matters. Conclusions that are better for everyone. For that, you should be thankful. You should also educate yourself on politics a bit more. I don't know if you have kids but, do you want them paying for the stupid mistakes (purposefully made) that both Republicans and Democrats make? I know I don't. I want personal liberties and you should as well. Your call.
kpasa01 2 years ago
Why don't they just be like those whom flageatted themselves in the 16th and 17th century? Walk around the world spanking themselves, out of self hatred and obvious dislikes of their character. They feel guilt for being rich beyond most of our wildest dream. Come off of 95% of your riches there fakers, and then I may begin to agree that you all really are a big problem to our environment.
onejanedoe2003 2 years ago
You are aware, I hope, that Macho Sauce has a homoerotic connotation, which I assume you intend to invoke. Because if you don't intend to invoke a homoerotic connotation, I'm kind of embarrassed for you.
mrblifil 2 years ago
LOL!!!
agnostaxian 2 years ago
Never ever vote Democrat.
DNCisCommunist 2 years ago 27
I'd rather take a stake to my heart than do that.
onejanedoe2003 2 years ago 3
I pledge to continue to not finance these idiots, by not watching tv..three years tv free, and not watching good money on stupid movies that last two hours and leaves me feeling sick that I spent ten bucks to sit on my lazy butt and be subtley brainwashed. I pledge!
onejanedoe2003 2 years ago 3
@DNCisCommunist
I pledge to try and wake up everyone who still thinks there is a difference between democrats and republicans.
jiga20001 1 year ago
Since the 1960’s Democrats –‘continually worked for’- and –‘accomplished’- Civil Rights, clean air, water, safe food and medicine, fair wages, equal pay, safe work places, Medicare, HealthCare, Financial Reform, etc.
– because the majority NEED IT .. TO PROTECT FROM CORPORATE ABUSE !
Cont
NOBS4321 1 year ago 10
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While - Under the guise of supply-side economics … Conservatives, libertarians, corporate and family Elitists lobbied AND: destroyed labor, deregulated Wall St. [-‘said they could regulate themselves’-], exported industries/jobs, ignored and helped monopolies, logarithmically created the largest DEBT in history and logarithmically increased the PROFITS of –‘A FEW’- !
= an Oligarchy in most industries !
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NOBS4321 1 year ago 6
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Now the Repub. Senators [suicide Pact] Historically obstructing everything [cloture and flilibusters] – then blaming the Admin. for lack of progress … Repub.'s even voting against - what the proposed and supported 3 years ago !
NOBS4321 1 year ago 5
@NOBS4321 Well you obviously dont scratch the surface on anything and believe EVERYTHING that the school systems have taught you. Youre ignorant because behind the scenes all of the DEMS in the 1960s were working to create a Socialistic State in the US after the Communists went underground and infiltrated our school system during the Red Scare. See the hand in front of you or you're getting a 1 way ticket to a FEMA camp. Slap hands with you and all your 'cool progressive' buddies, lame
Awesomedudeman11 1 day ago
@DNCisCommunist never vote republican lol.
starknight97 1 year ago
@DNCisCommunist how open minded.
rabidbeavir 1 year ago
I pledge to laugh at all those dumb sh**s that support our "great and noble leader". I pledge not to support the massive taxes which have come from our "great and wonderful leader". I pledge never to give up my rights and freedoms, such as our first and second amendment, and fight to keep them at all costs, no matter what our "infalliable leader says". I pledge my alligiance to this country, not its leader!
azurathe 2 years ago 7
Amen! I will pledge to that!
onejanedoe2003 2 years ago
I pledge. To tell leftists to forever bow down and kiss the ground I walk on for not kicking their pathetic asses. I pledge. To make as big a profit as I can on my business one day. I pledge. To hopefully one day own a big house, big SUV, and a boat. I pledge. To own several guns. I pledge. To forever be pro life. I pledge. To forever be politically incorrect and tell the truth no matter whose feelings I hurt. LOL.
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t80tank20 2 years ago
I pledge to make sure people know how truly creepy the original video is... ah ahah and this was funny! ^^
LadyRina13 2 years ago 5
i pledge to never drink the koolaid.
nintendowns 2 years ago 4
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I pledge to never vote Democrat. I pledge my allegiance to the United States, not the moron currently in office.
I also chose to make breakfast.
This video is PRICELESS!!
radi612 2 years ago
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very good, much better than those pklastic and foolish hollywood whores blindly following obama....and it was funny
abntemplar82 2 years ago
cool funny
joygarner 2 years ago
i pledge to reuse all of the chewing gum under every park bench i come across
deadcell83 2 years ago 3
Snap out of it American people - you are being brainwashed!
I don't pledge my servitude to anyone. I'm not a damn slave.
The Obama media is now pushing swine flu shots on everyone - a poison cocktail of mercury (thimerasol) and other crap, all in hopes of dumbing down the public even more.
WanderingGnome 2 years ago 6
LMAO!! F the pinko demi moore!!
imax1971 2 years ago 2
I pedge to cut off Smart cars whenever the opportunity presents itself.
inflateyourtires 2 years ago 2
I pledge to mow my lawn once a week instead of the mexicans doing it for me
illusionsfreaks 2 years ago 6
I pledge to recycle my garbage by not throwing it into the landfill but placing it in the recycle bins.
darlena1956 2 years ago 2
I pledge, to say Fuck obama everyday for the rest of my life
FUCK OBAMA!
Infowarrior1337 2 years ago 4
thats a good pledge!
mobboss45studios 2 years ago
"I pledge to stop bowser from kidnapping the princess again."REALLY FUNNY
skipperfish1 2 years ago
I pledge to never pledge under oath.
Snotra 2 years ago
but I like plastic bags
realhxq 2 years ago
Plastic bags make great halloween masks!
inflateyourtires 2 years ago
priceless this video is amazing !!!! I chose to make breakfast
mexidougall81 2 years ago 2
HAHAH that was hilarious. i pledge that this pen is not black..but african american
lainaa2008 2 years ago 4
Hilarious!!!!
8monkeytoes 2 years ago
hilarious
scotiej 2 years ago
Great! All my five for ya!
gsvaz 2 years ago
funny! my favorite one: "I pledge to save electricity by leaving my children at home, alone, in the dark." hahaha love it
evanhickam 2 years ago 2
Hilarious. (:
ItsNaomiBaby 2 years ago
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i pledge that all you morons in that video are fucking idiots
cocobear33 2 years ago
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What Kanye West did to Taylor Swift (STEALING her moment at the music awards on tv) is EXACTLY what Obama did to Hillary Clinton....Obama stole her MOMENT and ruined her chance of being President since it is obvious to a child Obama is NOT natural born as required by our Constitution. ANYONE would have beaten McCain!. LOL!
Obama is a jackass!!! (the exact word HE used to describe that moron Kanye)
If Obama HAD a genuine USA long form birth certificate, WE WOULD HAVE ALL SEEN IT BY NOW!!!
JEDIALADDIN 2 years ago
illegals already drain our system by getting it for free. dont believe it? check out Parkland hospital in Dallas who gets 9mil in funding from the Gov, and the hospital turns no one away.
WakeUpDreamers77 2 years ago
This was great video, Got me thinking about somethings going on
SaintJohn86 2 years ago
finally someone made fun of the crappy communist "I pledge" video, lol.
Loved it!
MAJ061785 2 years ago 6
to end poverty by listening to more U2 on my ipod
hahahah
Amanda42716 2 years ago 4
awesome,awesome,awesome!!!!!!!!!
natgator 2 years ago
way better then the original!
ZatchPatch 2 years ago 2
WHOO HOO! Ditto on the brilliant!
idlepink17 2 years ago
Ha!! This video got more stars than the stupid celebrity video. I just hope they NEVER make another "I am a slave to Obama" video!! One was plenty!
mrcasper09 2 years ago 2
thats because the only people who still give a shit are right wingers who are still butt hurt that they lost and are now out of power. but face it dont blame america dont blame obama dont blame democrats, but blame yourselves! thanks for those absolutly great 8 years of bush that left us knee deep in shit and then you all turn around and blame our new president because he cant pull us out of this lake made of shit fast enough
ChopatoothCOBHC 2 years ago
Let me guess, your a democrat. first of all, bush didn't do anything bad, the media decided that they didn't like him and since the media runs most of america, everyone blamed him. inflation is what's destroying the us economy. bush was fine. the public schools are raising generations of mindless people who will go along with anything that they are told to do. only a few people are raised to think logically anymore.
CMG360 2 years ago
obama is already starting to lose his support, because he is doing such a bad job as president. if enough of america's voters actually reaserched the presidantial canidits, and actually reasoned with what he was saying, obama would not be president. liberals are based upon lame bumper sticker slogans, where as conservatives are based upon logic. you're just angry at this video because they are showing how dumb the democrat's "logic" actually is!
CMG360 2 years ago 3
it probably isn't your fault that you believe what you said in your comment, you don't know any better. you have been taught these things, so naturally, you believe them. unfortunetly, not all thoughts and opinions are correct. i sugest that you start researching what i've been talking about with an open mind, that is if you were patient enough to read this far. i suggest reaserching from both the conserative's websites and the liberal's websites, and let me no what you find. hope i could help!
CMG360 2 years ago
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bush didnt do anything bad? how about starting a war in iraq while all the terrorists who attacked us are in afghanistan... so let me explain to you why im a democrat, for close to 20 years my father was a UI designer for many different companies, but in late 2007 he was laid off from his job at AOL and still hasnt found a job but is working on it, and the only thing keeping us off the street is the inheritance from my now dead grandfather.
ChopatoothCOBHC 2 years ago
the reason bush wanted us to fight in iraq is perfectly logical. right now iraq is not a threat to us. but if the terrorists gain too much control, they might want to try to take over us. bush was trying to stop a problem before it could happen. but, like i said earlier, the avreage american is not raised to think logically. americans are all about the present, not the future. like what if someone asked you if you would like 1 candy bar now, or 2 candy bars tomorrow.
CMG360 2 years ago
Are you suggesting that getting rid of Saddam was a BAD thing? I'm willing to bet that you think we shouldn't have went into Germany to get rid of Hitler, either.
"but in late 2007 he was laid off from his job"
That was after democrats had control of Congress. So blame them.
stoicsquirrel 2 years ago
my mom went into depression and became an alcoholic and is now in AA. we have no form of health care and i havnt gotten my drivers license yet on purpose so we wont have to pay for more insurance. all of this because of the financial troubles that happened under the bush administration. john mccain wanted to raise our taxes and obama wanted to lower them. mccain wanted to stay in iraq for as long as it took to make them stable and obama wanted to get out asap.
ChopatoothCOBHC 2 years ago
..so you don't attribute the financial troubles that happened under the bush administration to the saps who borrowed 6x their annual income for housing. The geniuses who thought a 3% down payment would suffice with an adjustable-rate interest-only loan. The same saps who then defaulted on their mortgages.. those who refinanced and went on shopping sprees? Not their fault? Blame evil George W. for not regulating banks because people are too damned retarded to manage their own finances, right?
FatbackMcGee 2 years ago 4
That's funny because that housing bill was signed under the Clinton administration. Shows how much you know.
Bush did have his part in the poor economy though. 2 senseless wars, and a lot of spending. Not only that but, No child left behind is a joke and only hurts the school system. The war on drugs, which Bush pushed even further, is a waste of tax payer money.
Yet, what both sides do not see is that Obama is doing the exact same thing as Bush. Drone bombings, wars, GITMO, need I continue?
kpasa01 2 years ago 3
@kpasa01 So is the economic crisis All bush's fault? And there was absolutely no way democratic policies had anything to do with it?
ifuckingfarted 1 year ago
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obama wants to give everyone in america health care... there you go... sry if its hard for you to believe but not everyone is in your position. but as for the research thing you mentioned, thats the thing, no one can tell what is actually going to happen after the person is elected all you can do is vote for whoever says they are going to do more for them. you arnt in a position to argue... nobody is.. all anyone could do is accept that our president is our president and maybe help out a little
ChopatoothCOBHC 2 years ago
the logical answer would be to wait until tomorrow, but the average american would ask for whatever he or she could get right then. and bush was also making attempts to stop all of the terrorists in afghanistan. and please let me try to explain. inflation is destroying the us economy, which is causing people to lose their jobs, like your dad. bush didn't cause inflation, the democrats are the one's who are causing inflation. i encourage you to look into that more.
CMG360 2 years ago
you seem like a smart person, and i think that if you really look into things, you could grow up to be a good citizen. i am very sorry about your father losing his job, one of my best friend's father lost his job, too. and i am also sorry about your grandfather dying. both of my grandfathers are dead, too. my family is also very dependent on my grandfather's inheritance to pay for the bills and taxes, so i can understand what you are going through. i hope your father gets a job soon. good luck!
CMG360 2 years ago
thanks and i do agree that most americans are kinda greedy and maybe even dumb, but i dont think anyone political party is responsible for inflation i think its just peoples greed in general
ChopatoothCOBHC 2 years ago
i am sorry if i sounded rude before. it isn't all the democrats fault, some of it is the rebublicans. no one is perfect, we all make mistakes, but it is every person't job to try to be a better citizen.
CMG360 2 years ago
"the only people who still give a shit are right wingers"
That's the only thing you said that made any sense.
stoicsquirrel 2 years ago
Brilliant!
darkmarine123 2 years ago 3
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megghegg 2 years ago
this should be played in schools across the world fuckin GREAT 5 STAR
fieldnstream24 2 years ago
I pledge never to vote for a leftist.
vintageradioshows 2 years ago 5
LOVE IT! LOL! You got Obama's and the celebrities number and I thank you for this video. Remember Americans... be bold, free and truthful.
silverstargirl1000 2 years ago
I pledge to never let my beloved America, the greatest nation in the history of civilization and fierce defender of INDIVIDUAL liberty and freedom, degenerate into a socialist nightmare fueled with a twisted cult of personality by (mostly) well intentioned but woefully ignorant and misguided people that have failed to learn or understand what the Founding Fathers intended for this nation as articulated in the most brilliant document ever created by the hand of man-the U.S. Constitution.
fredzepp1 2 years ago 4
fred: Right on man. Right on.
conservefreedom98 2 years ago
Demi Moore pledged to free a million people, Eva Longoria peldged to plant 500 trees, & several unknowns in the video pledged to volunteer somewhere. I would like to know the running total on Demi's pledge.
Daisy123M 2 years ago
OMGSH!! LOVED EVERY SECOND!! PHENOMENAL!
i plege not to call this pen black, but african american.
lindsayy124 2 years ago
LMFAO.
I pledge....to leave no child behind....unless they're slow.
I pledge.....to bring the magic of television to Mexico....
LOL
Reazzurro90 2 years ago
Well done!!!
But where is your pledge to serve the Obama-god?
MSB180 2 years ago 2
Hillarious!! I love it! Keep up the good work!
gsv67 2 years ago
ROTFLMAO
tschopfer 2 years ago
Sweet!!
FXMAHO 2 years ago 3
This is Genius...
Dvldog3669 2 years ago 2
We Got Change!! change for the worst!!!
enviromam100 2 years ago
lol this is genius!
"i pledge
to use less electricity
by leaving my kids home, alone, in the dark"
hahahaha
DominicandEthan 2 years ago 2
hahahahahahahahahahah
leolori1990 2 years ago 3
The lonliest job?? Where were these leftist hypocrictes when Bush was in power??
Wow... a bunch of rich limousine liberals pledging to support the gravy train. How impressive (NOT). Yeah, it reminds me, too, of the seig heils of the 1930s, as well!!!
mudpie04 2 years ago 2
Does this remind anyone of Germany in the 1930's? This video makes me sick.
leolori1990 2 years ago 3
I'm not call these guy's idiot's there were funny good job I was calling the globalwarming people idiot's
badfinger05200 2 years ago
I pledge never to vote for Obama!!! Big Mistake America!!
enviromam100 2 years ago
I pledge to use a lot of plastic bags and hair spray and flush the toilets more and more often as I can I pledge burn up gas I do not need Because I paid for it And if I want to turn the light on and off I can do that And I want to take longer showers if I want too. And I pledge to tell you all that your all
a bunch of idiot
badfinger05200 2 years ago
Hilarious!
smithmd2 2 years ago
Only think missing, it appears, is a "Seig Heil." Maybe these hypocrite limousine liberals could plede to open up their zillion room Hollywood mansions to the indigent. But, NAH! Then they couldn't be the freaking hypocrites they always are.
I PLEDGE to fight the socialist bull$h!t, and outright lies, that's what I pledge.
mudpie04 2 years ago
that is nice
greenlampproductions 2 years ago
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I pledge to use a lot of plastic bags and hair spray and flush the toilets more and more often as I can I pledge burn up gas I do not need Because I paid for it And if I want to turn the light on and off I can do that And I want to take longer showers if I want too. And I pledge to tell you all that your all
a bunch of idiot
badfinger05200 2 years ago
Very funny! Nicely done.
rick2580 2 years ago
to end poverty, by listening to more U2 on my iPod.......lmao
JudyGurl 2 years ago
I solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States of America against all enemies both foreign and DOMESTIC and to bear true faith and allegiance to the same so help me God.
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the REPUBLIC for which it stands one nation Under God with liberty and justice for all.
gunrunner1776 2 years ago 3
Dittos to all of that gunrunner1776 !!
Well done !!
suzukiman33 2 years ago
Semper fi, do or die!
gunrunner1776 2 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE YOU GUYS
Pitty164 2 years ago
Soon, California will let out 27,000 inmates from Prision - So my pledge is as follows; I PLEDGE TO CARRY A FIREARM AT ALL TIMES .
TAGMAdmin 2 years ago
this is absolutely hilarious!!
thildenbrand1 2 years ago 2
I'm so fucking sick of these self righteous Republicans, using Jesus, race, the constitution, the army, or some other BULL SHIT, to prove a point
3825cortland 2 years ago
What Republicans are you referring to? I believe in all those things you mentioned, and I am NOT a Republican. The Tea Parties I've been to have had all Parties representing the things you mentioned. It's not a party thing. It's just all of us saying "no to Marxism and Communism".
Wake up people !!
suzukiman33 2 years ago
Are you kidding me, what college did you attend, do you even understand Marxism, so Canada, France, Sweden, Norway, England, Switzerland, Italy, Netherlands, and Denmark are all marxist. Marxism is a complete EXTREME, in every avenue of gov. concerning spreading the wealth, Obama's not marxist because he's trying to help people at a rough time, he understands in 4 years the policies are gonna be changed. I've never seen so many people complain about helping people out concerning their health.
3825cortland 2 years ago
Obvious
Big
Ass
Mistake
America
leolori1990 2 years ago
Dude, I think you're missing the point...With great freedom comes great responsibility, including the responsibility to use the tools this great country has made available to adequately provide for yourself and your family. Before I graduated College I was making $10/hr and managed to pay rent, tuition, insurance, and still had a little spending money left over. These crybabies need to put their priorities in order, eliminate extraneous expenses, and become contributing members of society.
caminofeld 2 years ago
caminofeld: WRONG - with great freedom comes great... Freedom. Period. Tying responsibilities to freedom makes it something else. What is fascinating about America is we are the most inventive, successful, and by far the most generous country in the world. Not because it is our responsibility, but because we are free. Free people do what is in their nature, which is promote freedom, and help one another. Generosity in the name of obligation is not generosity. THAT is the point.
conservefreedom98 2 years ago
Well I guess Thomas Jefferson was wrong then. Freedom without responsibility leads to chaos. As it stands now, we're nearing where one half of the U.S. is working to support the other half. It saddens me to see how many capable Americans are milking the system instead of working. There is always a choice to do the right thing, but sadly many Americans choose the easy way out (Where's their generosity?). If they had a sense of pride, duty, and RESPONSIBILITY we wouldn't have this problem.
caminofeld 2 years ago 2
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conservefreedom98 2 years ago
How am I the reason people milk the system? If these overblown programs (which were originally well intentioned) trimmed the fat, we'd force the non-producers to either sink or swim. Darwinism baby! People talk of freedom while allowing their lives to be ran by media, large government, etc...and I do see generosity in America, just in all the wrong places. We'd rather throw money at a problem instead of getting to it's roots. You do know my initial comment was a reply to someone else's, right?
caminofeld 2 years ago 2
camino: I guess not. Heh.
conservefreedom98 2 years ago
It's all good, thanks for actually posing an intelligent debate (rather than calling me a "Right wing motherfucker" or something to the like). Have a good week.
caminofeld 2 years ago
camino: Aye. Must have caught a case of the Lib knee-jerk syndrome maybe? Apologies. : )
conservefreedom98 2 years ago
Amen to that!
jgtemplars 2 years ago
at least i truly believe that these actors will do as they pledged
zoeybrocks 2 years ago
this is awesome! so funny!
Daizyx23 2 years ago
...to bring the magic of television to Mexico.
I lost it on that one.
XeoMT 2 years ago
First they need non-donkey generated electricity before that magic can happen
rick2580 2 years ago
LOL I love it, The Hybrid one, thats true amongst those hollynuts
NWCYCLE 2 years ago
I will never serve anyone! I would rather die! He is not my President, HE IS MY ENEMY!
I pledge to fight Marxism, and burn every Quran I see! I pledge to be a free mind and not bow down to Obamasshole!
Engelstein69SS 2 years ago
hahaha!!! I just favorited this!
mymind1086 2 years ago
Very cheeky!
elasticwaistbandlady 2 years ago
Awesome, I am sooo glad that people are making fun of that scary orwellian slave video that the government made. Good on ya!!!
savyfide 2 years ago
ummm.. savyfide, are you an idiot? The government never made the original video. It was made by individuals who made their own individual pledges.
spamjim 2 years ago
Are YOU an idiot?
The original vid was social manipulation aimed at children to promote obongo worship.
Obongo is the fake head of the fake gov't. It doesn't matter where the money came from.
kwazi6 2 years ago 2
Though it was not government made (supposedly), it was shown in a public school and is being spread like propaganda. And it is VERY orwellian (do you know what that means??). Are you not outraged by this video?
mymind1086 2 years ago
I don't care if the government did not directly fund it, it is still "government propaganda" and aimed at children.
Call me crazy but wasn't this country founded upon the principle that the government serves the people, not the other way around. I am pretty sure that is how it was meant to stay too, because anything else is fascism.
This oligarchic government that we have has been manipulating the media and entertainment way before Obama. This is nothing new.
savy41 2 years ago 2
So in answer to your question spamjim, am I an idiot? Not really. I see people who are propagating servitude to a totalitarian figure head called government. So when I see a video like that, there is no distinguishing the shill from the enforcer.
I think Ashton said it best right here, "The 'Presidential Pledge' is a platform for people across the nation and throughout the world to make a first-person commitment of service to our new president" A call to slavery is a call to slavery.
savy41 2 years ago 2
Pure crap. Pledge to something that matters like this country.
jager1952 2 years ago
More Communist Propaganda.
This is scary stuff people.
I pledge to continue to fight against the continued takeover of our free market system by big government. I live in the Untied States of America, which means freedom, freedom from big government intrusion into every area of our lives, high taxes, opression, and tyranny. I live in the United States of America, not the United States of Russia. Wake up people.
suzukiman33 2 years ago 2
Did you not realize this was a parody?
iamwells 2 years ago
Parady? Hardly. Most of Hollywood promotes this Marxist stuff. Some go to visit dictators and chum around with them. And then they act like America is the evil one. America is not perfect, but we are not evil. We are a very giving and caring country. We feed millions world wide. We have veterans buried around the world who gave their lives fighting for freedom. Visit Normandy Beach in France sometime. Is France speaking German now? No. Wake up people...
suzukiman33 2 years ago
You have no idea what you are talking about.
kwazi6 2 years ago
Who doesn't ? Can you be more specific please?
suzukiman33 2 years ago