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  • I pledge to feed the poor people of PETA by hunting more.

    People

    Eating

    Tasty

    Animals

  • BaNaNaNaBa NanaNana Banana BaNaNaNa BaNana Nana obama sucks!

  • oh how cynical we've become.

  • I PLEDGE, BEFORE MY GOD AND COUNTRY, FAMILY AND FRIENDS, THAT I WILL FIGHT TO REVOKE THOSE IN GOVT. AND ABOLISH THE TYRANNICAL DESTRUCTIVE FORM THEY HAVE CREATED. I PLEDGE TO THE DEATH TO OVERTHROW THE TYRANNY AND CORRUPTION THEREIN.

  • Where is the original Obama Pledge video?! I remember seeing it on T.V. when Obama go elected! I kind of threw-up a little in my mouth when I saw it! I guess they scrubbed it from the WEB!???

  • Hey Celebrities! How's about YOU keeping $10 million, and give the rest to Obama, that way you be doin' the Right Thing!

  • This is so funny. At first I wasn't sure if it was supporting Obama or not, but it's a spoof on Obama. I love this.

  • Hilarious!

  • i pledge to masterbate 3 times a day

  • BEAUTIFUL!!!

  • I pledge to defend the US Constitution and to help restore the United States of America to a Constitutional Republic

  • bagladyssuk -'a Constitutional Republic ... ' -

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    James Madison defined republic in terms of "REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY" as opposed to direct democracy, and this usage is "still employed ..."

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    The "Father of the Constitution," he was the principal author of the document. In 1788, he wrote over a third of the Federalist Papers, still the most influential commentary on the Constitution.

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  • bagladyssuk -'Republics and Democracies do overlap ...'-

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    B.S. ... you make an illusion to founding fathers and ignore the "Father of the Constitution" ...

    Representative Democracy !!!

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  • i pledge to do your mom if you respond to this video

  • @aarondavid826 well at the rate you progressives are running our country into the ground, you guys will not be in power for long either

  • If u run ol' Sara Palin out there again, i guarantee you won't win in 2012

  • as I said, you guys are running us into the ground so fast that we might run dog crap for president and it might win. That is how bad you guys have it

  • you do realize that the stock market has gone up since Obama's stimulus package

  • who cares if the stock market has improved? Other sectors of the economy are still falling faster and faster. The stimulus has done nothing to slow the recession. In fact, in the long run, the stimulus has prolonged the recession

  • And you do realize that money was thrown into the stock market for those exact intentions. So what happens when that money runs out? The money wasn't given to the consumer (tax payers), which is where profits come from for companies. Why would we do that? It makes too much sense to give the consumer the money.

    You really should keep your mouth shut if you have absolutely no clue what you are talking about. Which, you don't.

  • "money was thrown into the stock market" It never ceases to amaze me how far conservatives will spin and out right lie to make the right-wing appear better, even to the detriment of the country. You are a sad little man.

  • Ok then. What do you call it. And labeling me as a conservative seems quite a stretch. I make one comment about the stock market and you make an assumption about my entire political agenda.

    The whole idea of spending money to make money doesn't work. Roosevelt did it and because of that, the country ended up in the great depression. Give this 15 years or so and we will be saying, "what recession." The economy will be worse.

    You are the "sad little man."

  • What suprises me more is, you complain about my comment and yet you cannot come up with a valid arguement. You would rather result to name calling rather than a political conversation. Don't worry, that's what happens when you are on the losing side of an argument. Rather than a rebuttle, it becomes finger pointing. If you are not part of the solution, you are part of the problem.

  • Calm down dude, i'm just fucking with you. Idon't give a goddamn whose party is in power. I just like stirring shit up with you opinionated types on both sides. Its good for a laugh, you should try it sometime, you'll live longer

  • Actually, from your previous comments, you seemed like you were pretty deep into the conversation. Doesn't seem like you were "stirring up both sides" to me. Seems more like you were leaning more towards one side.

    If you don't give a shit, then maybe you should. This only validates my previous statement: "if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem."

    Or, do you change your attitude becuase I called you out?

    What should I go with? Decisions, decisions.......

  • Go with whatever you want, don't really care.

    leaning to one side on these comments, different side on others.

    Then i guess i'm part of your so-called problem. Nothing you can really do about it but bitch and complain. You see, to me politics is a form of entertainment. And its not the issues that our funny to me, it the peoples misguided passions for issues that i find amusing, YOur passion for utterly pointless issues amuses me.

  • Actually, I have a passion for important issues. Ones that affect my life, as well as yours. I try to come to a logical conclusion on matters. Conclusions that are better for everyone. For that, you should be thankful. You should also educate yourself on politics a bit more. I don't know if you have kids but, do you want them paying for the stupid mistakes (purposefully made) that both Republicans and Democrats make? I know I don't. I want personal liberties and you should as well. Your call.

  • Why don't they just be like those whom flageatted themselves in the 16th and 17th century? Walk around the world spanking themselves, out of self hatred and obvious dislikes of their character. They feel guilt for being rich beyond most of our wildest dream. Come off of 95% of your riches there fakers, and then I may begin to agree that you all really are a big problem to our environment.

  • You are aware, I hope, that Macho Sauce has a homoerotic connotation, which I assume you intend to invoke. Because if you don't intend to invoke a homoerotic connotation, I'm kind of embarrassed for you.

  • LOL!!!

  • Never ever vote Democrat.

  • I'd rather take a stake to my heart than do that.

  • I pledge to continue to not finance these idiots, by not watching tv..three years tv free, and not watching good money on stupid movies that last two hours and leaves me feeling sick that I spent ten bucks to sit on my lazy butt and be subtley brainwashed. I pledge!

  • @DNCisCommunist

    I pledge to try and wake up everyone who still thinks there is a difference between democrats and republicans.

  • Since the 1960’s Democrats –‘continually worked for’- and –‘accomplished’- Civil Rights, clean air, water, safe food and medicine, fair wages, equal pay, safe work places, Medicare, HealthCare, Financial Reform, etc.

    – because the majority NEED IT .. TO PROTECT FROM CORPORATE ABUSE !

    Cont

  • While - Under the guise of supply-side economics … Conservatives, libertarians, corporate and family Elitists lobbied AND: destroyed labor, deregulated Wall St. [-‘said they could regulate themselves’-], exported industries/jobs, ignored and helped monopolies, logarithmically created the largest DEBT in history and logarithmically increased the PROFITS of –‘A FEW’- !

    = an Oligarchy in most industries !

    Cont.

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    Now the Repub. Senators [suicide Pact] Historically obstructing everything [cloture and flilibusters] – then blaming the Admin. for lack of progress … Repub.'s even voting against - what the proposed and supported 3 years ago !

  • @NOBS4321 Well you obviously dont scratch the surface on anything and believe EVERYTHING that the school systems have taught you. Youre ignorant because behind the scenes all of the DEMS in the 1960s were working to create a Socialistic State in the US after the Communists went underground and infiltrated our school system during the Red Scare. See the hand in front of you or you're getting a 1 way ticket to a FEMA camp. Slap hands with you and all your 'cool progressive' buddies, lame

  • @DNCisCommunist never vote republican lol.

  • @DNCisCommunist how open minded.

  • I pledge to laugh at all those dumb sh**s that support our "great and noble leader". I pledge not to support the massive taxes which have come from our "great and wonderful leader". I pledge never to give up my rights and freedoms, such as our first and second amendment, and fight to keep them at all costs, no matter what our "infalliable leader says". I pledge my alligiance to this country, not its leader!

  • Amen! I will pledge to that!

  • I pledge. To tell leftists to forever bow down and kiss the ground I walk on for not kicking their pathetic asses. I pledge. To make as big a profit as I can on my business one day. I pledge. To hopefully one day own a big house, big SUV, and a boat. I pledge. To own several guns. I pledge. To forever be pro life. I pledge. To forever be politically incorrect and tell the truth no matter whose feelings I hurt. LOL.

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  • I pledge to make sure people know how truly creepy the original video is... ah ahah and this was funny! ^^

  • i pledge to never drink the koolaid.

  • cool funny

  • i pledge to reuse all of the chewing gum under every park bench i come across

  • Snap out of it American people - you are being brainwashed!

    I don't pledge my servitude to anyone. I'm not a damn slave.

    The Obama media is now pushing swine flu shots on everyone - a poison cocktail of mercury (thimerasol) and other crap, all in hopes of dumbing down the public even more.

  • LMAO!! F the pinko demi moore!!

  • I pedge to cut off Smart cars whenever the opportunity presents itself.

  • I pledge to mow my lawn once a week instead of the mexicans doing it for me

  • I pledge to recycle my garbage by not throwing it into the landfill but placing it in the recycle bins.

  • I pledge, to say Fuck obama everyday for the rest of my life

    FUCK OBAMA!

  • thats a good pledge!

  • "I pledge to stop bowser from kidnapping the princess again."REALLY FUNNY

  • I pledge to never pledge under oath.

  • but I like plastic bags

  • Plastic bags make great halloween masks!

  • priceless this video is amazing !!!! I chose to make breakfast

  • HAHAH that was hilarious. i pledge that this pen is not black..but african american

  • Hilarious!!!!

  • hilarious

  • Great! All my five for ya!

  • funny! my favorite one: "I pledge to save electricity by leaving my children at home, alone, in the dark." hahaha love it

  • Hilarious. (:

  • illegals already drain our system by getting it for free. dont believe it? check out Parkland hospital in Dallas who gets 9mil in funding from the Gov, and the hospital turns no one away.

  • This was great video, Got me thinking about somethings going on

  • finally someone made fun of the crappy communist "I pledge" video, lol.

    Loved it!

  • to end poverty by listening to more U2 on my ipod

    hahahah

  • awesome,awesome,awesome!!!!!!!­!!

  • way better then the original!

  • WHOO HOO! Ditto on the brilliant!

  • Ha!! This video got more stars than the stupid celebrity video. I just hope they NEVER make another "I am a slave to Obama" video!! One was plenty!

  • thats because the only people who still give a shit are right wingers who are still butt hurt that they lost and are now out of power. but face it dont blame america dont blame obama dont blame democrats, but blame yourselves! thanks for those absolutly great 8 years of bush that left us knee deep in shit and then you all turn around and blame our new president because he cant pull us out of this lake made of shit fast enough

  • Let me guess, your a democrat. first of all, bush didn't do anything bad, the media decided that they didn't like him and since the media runs most of america, everyone blamed him. inflation is what's destroying the us economy. bush was fine. the public schools are raising generations of mindless people who will go along with anything that they are told to do. only a few people are raised to think logically anymore.

  • obama is already starting to lose his support, because he is doing such a bad job as president. if enough of america's voters actually reaserched the presidantial canidits, and actually reasoned with what he was saying, obama would not be president. liberals are based upon lame bumper sticker slogans, where as conservatives are based upon logic. you're just angry at this video because they are showing how dumb the democrat's "logic" actually is!

  • it probably isn't your fault that you believe what you said in your comment, you don't know any better. you have been taught these things, so naturally, you believe them. unfortunetly, not all thoughts and opinions are correct. i sugest that you start researching what i've been talking about with an open mind, that is if you were patient enough to read this far. i suggest reaserching from both the conserative's websites and the liberal's websites, and let me no what you find. hope i could help!

  • the reason bush wanted us to fight in iraq is perfectly logical. right now iraq is not a threat to us. but if the terrorists gain too much control, they might want to try to take over us. bush was trying to stop a problem before it could happen. but, like i said earlier, the avreage american is not raised to think logically. americans are all about the present, not the future. like what if someone asked you if you would like 1 candy bar now, or 2 candy bars tomorrow.

  • Are you suggesting that getting rid of Saddam was a BAD thing? I'm willing to bet that you think we shouldn't have went into Germany to get rid of Hitler, either.

    "but in late 2007 he was laid off from his job"

    That was after democrats had control of Congress. So blame them.

  • my mom went into depression and became an alcoholic and is now in AA. we have no form of health care and i havnt gotten my drivers license yet on purpose so we wont have to pay for more insurance. all of this because of the financial troubles that happened under the bush administration. john mccain wanted to raise our taxes and obama wanted to lower them. mccain wanted to stay in iraq for as long as it took to make them stable and obama wanted to get out asap.

  • ..so you don't attribute the financial troubles that happened under the bush administration to the saps who borrowed 6x their annual income for housing. The geniuses who thought a 3% down payment would suffice with an adjustable-rate interest-only loan. The same saps who then defaulted on their mortgages.. those who refinanced and went on shopping sprees? Not their fault? Blame evil George W. for not regulating banks because people are too damned retarded to manage their own finances, right?

  • That's funny because that housing bill was signed under the Clinton administration. Shows how much you know.

    Bush did have his part in the poor economy though. 2 senseless wars, and a lot of spending. Not only that but, No child left behind is a joke and only hurts the school system. The war on drugs, which Bush pushed even further, is a waste of tax payer money.

    Yet, what both sides do not see is that Obama is doing the exact same thing as Bush. Drone bombings, wars, GITMO, need I continue?

  • @kpasa01 So is the economic crisis All bush's fault? And there was absolutely no way democratic policies had anything to do with it?

  • the logical answer would be to wait until tomorrow, but the average american would ask for whatever he or she could get right then. and bush was also making attempts to stop all of the terrorists in afghanistan. and please let me try to explain. inflation is destroying the us economy, which is causing people to lose their jobs, like your dad. bush didn't cause inflation, the democrats are the one's who are causing inflation. i encourage you to look into that more.

  • you seem like a smart person, and i think that if you really look into things, you could grow up to be a good citizen. i am very sorry about your father losing his job, one of my best friend's father lost his job, too. and i am also sorry about your grandfather dying. both of my grandfathers are dead, too. my family is also very dependent on my grandfather's inheritance to pay for the bills and taxes, so i can understand what you are going through. i hope your father gets a job soon. good luck!

  • thanks and i do agree that most americans are kinda greedy and maybe even dumb, but i dont think anyone political party is responsible for inflation i think its just peoples greed in general

  • i am sorry if i sounded rude before. it isn't all the democrats fault, some of it is the rebublicans. no one is perfect, we all make mistakes, but it is every person't job to try to be a better citizen.

  • "the only people who still give a shit are right wingers"

    That's the only thing you said that made any sense.

  • Brilliant!

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  • this should be played in schools across the world fuckin GREAT 5 STAR

  • I pledge never to vote for a leftist.

  • LOVE IT! LOL! You got Obama's and the celebrities number and I thank you for this video. Remember Americans... be bold, free and truthful.

  • I pledge to never let my beloved America, the greatest nation in the history of civilization and fierce defender of INDIVIDUAL liberty and freedom, degenerate into a socialist nightmare fueled with a twisted cult of personality by (mostly) well intentioned but woefully ignorant and misguided people that have failed to learn or understand what the Founding Fathers intended for this nation as articulated in the most brilliant document ever created by the hand of man-the U.S. Constitution.

  • fred: Right on man. Right on.

  • Demi Moore pledged to free a million people, Eva Longoria peldged to plant 500 trees, & several unknowns in the video pledged to volunteer somewhere. I would like to know the running total on Demi's pledge.

  • OMGSH!! LOVED EVERY SECOND!! PHENOMENAL!

    i plege not to call this pen black, but african american.

  • LMFAO.

    I pledge....to leave no child behind....unless they're slow.

    I pledge.....to bring the magic of television to Mexico....

    LOL

  • Well done!!!

    But where is your pledge to serve the Obama-god?

  • Hillarious!! I love it! Keep up the good work!

  • ROTFLMAO

  • Sweet!!

  • This is Genius...

  • We Got Change!! change for the worst!!!

  • lol this is genius!

    "i pledge

    to use less electricity

    by leaving my kids home, alone, in the dark"

    hahahaha

  • hahahahahahahahahahah

  • The lonliest job?? Where were these leftist hypocrictes when Bush was in power??

    Wow... a bunch of rich limousine liberals pledging to support the gravy train. How impressive (NOT). Yeah, it reminds me, too, of the seig heils of the 1930s, as well!!!

  • Does this remind anyone of Germany in the 1930's? This video makes me sick.

  • I'm not call these guy's idiot's there were funny good job I was calling the globalwarming people idiot's

  • I pledge never to vote for Obama!!! Big Mistake America!!

  • I pledge to use a lot of plastic bags and hair spray and flush the toilets more and more often as I can I pledge burn up gas I do not need Because I paid for it And if I want to turn the light on and off I can do that And I want to take longer showers if I want too. And I pledge to tell you all that your all

    a bunch of idiot

  • Hilarious!

  • Only think missing, it appears, is a "Seig Heil." Maybe these hypocrite limousine liberals could plede to open up their zillion room Hollywood mansions to the indigent. But, NAH! Then they couldn't be the freaking hypocrites they always are.

    I PLEDGE to fight the socialist bull$h!t, and outright lies, that's what I pledge.

  • that is nice

  • Very funny! Nicely done.

  • to end poverty, by listening to more U2 on my iPod.......lmao

  • I solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States of America against all enemies both foreign and DOMESTIC and to bear true faith and allegiance to the same so help me God.

    I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the REPUBLIC for which it stands one nation Under God with liberty and justice for all.

  • Dittos to all of that gunrunner1776 !!

    Well done !!

  • Semper fi, do or die!

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE YOU GUYS

  • Soon, California will let out 27,000 inmates from Prision - So my pledge is as follows; I PLEDGE TO CARRY A FIREARM AT ALL TIMES .

  • this is absolutely hilarious!!

  • I'm so fucking sick of these self righteous Republicans, using Jesus, race, the constitution, the army, or some other BULL SHIT, to prove a point

  • What Republicans are you referring to? I believe in all those things you mentioned, and I am NOT a Republican. The Tea Parties I've been to have had all Parties representing the things you mentioned. It's not a party thing. It's just all of us saying "no to Marxism and Communism".

    Wake up people !!

  • Are you kidding me, what college did you attend, do you even understand Marxism, so Canada, France, Sweden, Norway, England, Switzerland, Italy, Netherlands, and Denmark are all marxist. Marxism is a complete EXTREME, in every avenue of gov. concerning spreading the wealth, Obama's not marxist because he's trying to help people at a rough time, he understands in 4 years the policies are gonna be changed. I've never seen so many people complain about helping people out concerning their health.

  • Obvious

    Big

    Ass

    Mistake

    America

  • Dude, I think you're missing the point...With great freedom comes great responsibility, including the responsibility to use the tools this great country has made available to adequately provide for yourself and your family. Before I graduated College I was making $10/hr and managed to pay rent, tuition, insurance, and still had a little spending money left over. These crybabies need to put their priorities in order, eliminate extraneous expenses, and become contributing members of society.

  • caminofeld: WRONG - with great freedom comes great... Freedom. Period. Tying responsibilities to freedom makes it something else. What is fascinating about America is we are the most inventive, successful, and by far the most generous country in the world. Not because it is our responsibility, but because we are free. Free people do what is in their nature, which is promote freedom, and help one another. Generosity in the name of obligation is not generosity. THAT is the point.

  • Well I guess Thomas Jefferson was wrong then. Freedom without responsibility leads to chaos. As it stands now, we're nearing where one half of the U.S. is working to support the other half. It saddens me to see how many capable Americans are milking the system instead of working. There is always a choice to do the right thing, but sadly many Americans choose the easy way out (Where's their generosity?). If they had a sense of pride, duty, and RESPONSIBILITY we wouldn't have this problem.

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  • How am I the reason people milk the system? If these overblown programs (which were originally well intentioned) trimmed the fat, we'd force the non-producers to either sink or swim. Darwinism baby! People talk of freedom while allowing their lives to be ran by media, large government, etc...and I do see generosity in America, just in all the wrong places. We'd rather throw money at a problem instead of getting to it's roots. You do know my initial comment was a reply to someone else's, right?

  • camino: I guess not.  Heh.

  • It's all good, thanks for actually posing an intelligent debate (rather than calling me a "Right wing motherfucker" or something to the like). Have a good week.

  • camino: Aye. Must have caught a case of the Lib knee-jerk syndrome maybe? Apologies. : )

  • Amen to that!

  • at least i truly believe that these actors will do as they pledged

  • this is awesome! so funny!

  • ...to bring the magic of television to Mexico.

    I lost it on that one.

  • First they need non-donkey generated electricity before that magic can happen

  • LOL I love it, The Hybrid one, thats true amongst those hollynuts

  • I will never serve anyone! I would rather die! He is not my President, HE IS MY ENEMY!

    I pledge to fight Marxism, and burn every Quran I see! I pledge to be a free mind and not bow down to Obamasshole!

  • hahaha!!! I just favorited this!

  • Very cheeky!

  • Awesome, I am sooo glad that people are making fun of that scary orwellian slave video that the government made. Good on ya!!!

  • ummm.. savyfide, are you an idiot? The government never made the original video. It was made by individuals who made their own individual pledges.

  • Are YOU an idiot?

    The original vid was social manipulation aimed at children to promote obongo worship.

    Obongo is the fake head of the fake gov't. It doesn't matter where the money came from.

  • Though it was not government made (supposedly), it was shown in a public school and is being spread like propaganda. And it is VERY orwellian (do you know what that means??). Are you not outraged by this video?

  • I don't care if the government did not directly fund it, it is still "government propaganda" and aimed at children.

    Call me crazy but wasn't this country founded upon the principle that the government serves the people, not the other way around. I am pretty sure that is how it was meant to stay too, because anything else is fascism.

    This oligarchic government that we have has been manipulating the media and entertainment way before Obama. This is nothing new.

  • So in answer to your question spamjim, am I an idiot? Not really. I see people who are propagating servitude to a totalitarian figure head called government. So when I see a video like that, there is no distinguishing the shill from the enforcer.

    I think Ashton said it best right here, "The 'Presidential Pledge' is a platform for people across the nation and throughout the world to make a first-person commitment of service to our new president" A call to slavery is a call to slavery.

  • Pure crap. Pledge to something that matters like this country.

  • More Communist Propaganda.

    This is scary stuff people.

    I pledge to continue to fight against the continued takeover of our free market system by big government. I live in the Untied States of America, which means freedom, freedom from big government intrusion into every area of our lives, high taxes, opression, and tyranny. I live in the United States of America, not the United States of Russia. Wake up people.

  • Did you not realize this was a parody?

  • Parady? Hardly. Most of Hollywood promotes this Marxist stuff. Some go to visit dictators and chum around with them. And then they act like America is the evil one. America is not perfect, but we are not evil. We are a very giving and caring country. We feed millions world wide. We have veterans buried around the world who gave their lives fighting for freedom. Visit Normandy Beach in France sometime. Is France speaking German now? No. Wake up people...

  • You have no idea what you are talking about.

  • Who doesn't ? Can you be more specific please?