she turned me into a dog, i got better, not a better dog tough, i'm a terrible dog, tomorrow, who knows....ask the madgod about it, i'm kinda busy here
When I was at summer camp one year all us girls (all around 13 at the time) were having a singing contest because we were hyper and tired at the same time. All the other girls sang Ke$ha and Lady GaGa stuff. I put on my brown hoodie, picked up a book and sang the monk chant.
@ 2:13 the reason he bit his scythe was that he was trying not to laugh during the shot. the final shot wasnt cut because the randomness of it made the director laugh...... dvd commentary.....good stuff
@emosuper20 Listen, I know your lonely little self is desperately seeking companionship, but despite what the eHarmony commercials say, you won't find it on the internet. Please. Get a life.
For those just joining us, Mr. emosuper20 flipped out over a dude in a red hat in a vid about a video game. I told him he was being unreasonable; now he's stalking me with his fifty-word vocabulary and caps lock button.
@jpheitman SDSDGASGSDFS WOT?! NANA UR MSG IS FULL OF SHIT! DIDNT READ IT NOT INTERESTED AT ALL U FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!!! EWWW COMPANIONSHIP?! R U A FUCKING FAG OR SOMETHING?! FUCKING MISERABLE LOWLIFE MOTHERFUCKING HOMO, GET NO FUCKING LIFE U FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!!!! COME ON DOG, BARK BARK, WANNA HEAR U BARK MORE DOG!!! WOT A PUSSY!!! IMAO!!!! DICKHEAD!!!!!
@bettum78 CANT U C I WAS LAUGHING OUT LOUD LOVING TO PISS OFF TROLLS LIKE HIM?! U GOT SOME POOR UNDERSTANDINGS OF LIFE N STRATEGY STUFF, BESIDES ITS NONE OF UR BUSINESS DNT WASTE UR TIME HERE ALRITE?! GO AWAY THX!
@emosuper20 who the fuck do you think you are? His fucking master? For all you know bettum could whoop your sorry bitch ass so hard you'd be having dysentery out of your mouth. Who gives a shut if he was four fucking days late for fucking Christmas? Nobody! My advice: get your bitching troll ass under your fucking bridge, take off the fucking comments, and never screw with anyone else like you did again. And if you do i'll hunt your ass down, rinse and repeat.
@Gohma55 EWWWWW WHO DA FUCK IS THIS?! WHICH FUCKING ASSHOLE DID U COME FROM U CUNT?! FUCKING PIECE OF DIRTY SHIT RNT U U CUNT?! FUCKING DIRTY TROLLING BASTARD U MOTHERFUCKING STINKY DICKHEAD FUCKING STINKY PIG'S ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHA, WOT?! WHO THE FUCK DO I THINK I AM?! HA, IM A GUY WHO CAN FUCKING SMASH UR FUCKING HEAD OFF U CUNT!!!!!! PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!
@Gohma55 WHO THE FUCK DO U THINK U R U CUNT?! A FUCKING LIL VIRGIN MEATBALL WITH NO DICK?! MOTHERFUCKING WANKING BASTARD U FUCKING DOUCHEBAG!!!!!!!!!! MY ADVICE: GET YOUR BITCHING TROLL DIRTY PIG'S ASS UNDER INTO UR FUCKING MICROWAVE N GET BLOODY MICROWAVED CRYSTAL CLEAN N FINITO!!!! AND DO SCREW UR FUCKING ASSHOLE UP U MORON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND IF YOU DONT I WILL SHOOT UR FUCKING HEAD OFF WITH AN AUTO SHOTGUN, RINSE, BLEACH, DISSOLVE AND REPEAT!!!!!
@emosuper20 who the fuck do you think you are? His fucking master? For all you know bettum could whoop your sorry bitch ass so hard you'd be having dysentery out of your mouth. Who gives a shut if he was four fucking days late for fucking Christmas? Nobody! My advice: get your bitching troll ass under your fucking bridge, take off the fucking comments, and never screw with anyone else like you did again. And if you do i'll hunt your ass down, rinse and repeat.
@retepvosnul@Prod1Kh What i find funny about all of this is that guys are having an irritating online fight, which no one wins anyway and causes a ton of spam, but the ret guy had said awhile back that you needed grammar lessons when he makes at least for in that sentence of his. lol i love stupidity it makes me feel so much better about the human race. (serious sarcasm if you can't tell)
I watched this in Geometry class way back. It was to help us get an understanding of the transitive property (if a = b, and b = c, then a = c). Although the concept was easy enough to grasp without this clip, it was still a neat way to teach it.
@dieHeeresschar Theres another part (I forget where) where in the backround you can just barely see a man trying to throw a swallow in the air. The swallow thing comes up at least 5 times in the movie.
If you look at the bit where Bedevere asks why witches burn, John Cleese is taking so long to answer, thinking, starting to answer, stopping, thinking some more than Eric Idle actually bites down on his scythe blade to keep himself from cracking up.
"No no no, yes yes, a bit, a bit, she has got a wart!" lmao Well she turned me into a newt! I got better..." haha cant stop laughing.. "...Cuz there made of wood? GOOD!! Oh yea..." lol.. "What also floats in water? Very small rocks! Churches! Churches! " lmfao love this movie
@Prod1Kh republican mouthpiece... i would say nice joke but since i dislike political jokes ESPECCIALLY FROM DEMOCRATES from videos that are off topic of wat u put... please shut up and act mature ^_^
@cincameron Yeah and if you could spell and I was American I might care, so instead I'll just continue to enjoy my mental underdevelopment and ability to understand irony instead. But y'all take care now, y'hear.
@Prod1Kh "ain't" ? Perhaps "is not" or "isn't", but not "ain't". What are you ? a colonial hick ? If you do feel the need to use contractions, consider using "can't" instead of "can *you* not", children speak that way.
@retepvosnul Ya know, most of us colonial hicks out in the antipodes speak English at least as well as the majority of those who live in the mother country that cast us off. Some of us even manage to speak and write it better than the majority of them. The proof of that is you attempting to lecture me on how to spell, when not only was my spelling was correct (except for the colloquialisms "y'all" and "y'hear") but you also started a sentence without a capital. As I said, irony...get some.
@Prod1Kh I though it polite to keep the comment "entry level", perhaps you'd trip over big nasty letters after all. Secondly, "clues".. get some. I was just, by proxy, pointing out that you behaved like a proper slobchild. It really had nothing to do with your quaint backwards bastardisation of the English language.
Trivial comments of grammar and spelling are the poor (stupid) mans debating trick.
Also, I'm not from the "mother country". Like you, English is not my first language.
@retepvosnul Polite? Stepping into a conversation between others to correct the spelling of one word? To denigrate a national group? Do me a favour. Oh, and if you can't understand that English is my first language and that I'm from either Australia or New Zealand then you really should be keeping your advice to yourself. I made a joke about American politicians, a third party objected and called me immature, I countered that argument, you (a fourth party) waded in. Slobchild? That would be you.
@Prod1Kh There is no rule that prevents me from "budding in" when I see some oddly behaving bastard. You are like a robber(wobber) that, after being caught snatching a purse from a old lady, is threatening to sue the guy who caught him for obstruction or what have you.
I'll dispense "advice" or criticism where I feel I must. I strongly advice you take note.
Also, I'm not sure that English is your first language. It possibly is a derivative, but I'm rather sure English is not what it's called.
@retepvosnul The language we speak in Australia is English. Ergo (that's Latin, btw): "butting in", "an old lady" (an before a vowel, a before a consonant), "advise" is the verb. The one behaving oddly is you, continuing to flog his dead horse.
If you are going to quote, then use quotation marks. "Surely", surly means something else entirely, "Her Majesty, the Queen's English".
No, a robber has committed a crime. I have not. You have, that of stupidity. Give up while you can.
@Prod1Kh You have lost twice now. I see you like senseless dicking around, but do not kid yourself. You clearly only play the grammar nazi card, which you have been lured into with horrific ease.
You use google to find an argument ! That is rather pathetic, don't you think ?
Also seeing as Australia is a former prison colony, I have to hand it to you. You sure do know crime !
@retepvosnul What's the matter, can't answer the question and can't counter the facts? You brought up the trivia in a typically English attempt to insult all Australians, I was simply forced to correct your lack of knowledge on the subject.
@Prod1Kh It's on the other side of the world and full of sand and bastards! That is about everything our books tell us about that place. But I do so enjoy new fun facts, thank you immensely for that nice bit of, off-topic, trivia. So which of those two prison colonies did you originate from then ?
@retepvosnul That was four penal colonies. As I said, you originally brought up the off-topic trivia, so why can't you just own it?
Ah, when you don't have facts, just fill the air with disparaging bullshit. We can do that too; "England is wet and miserable and full of wet, miserable, whinging Poms who betrayed us at Gallipoli." And it's 50% fact, just like your attempted put down.
You're really not doing too well here, are you? But, hey, don't let me stop you from digging that hole.
@Prod1Kh I always see the good in people !, So there were four ! So the reversals are coming nicely along. But you have been completely honest to me now have we ? You have had training !
I been looking are your intarwebs behaviour and you have been making a lot of potential friends out there, havn't you ?
You are not just some random idiot, You are a professional troll. A truly bred internet bastard !
@retepvosnul Waiting for you to quote the argument I took from Google. Waiting for you to show where I've reversed myself.
Really? I'm a troll because I speak the truth to people who bring their ignorant, bigoted, racist bullshit to my channel? Don't look too closely in the mirror tomorrow morning, you don't want to crack the glass.
@Prod1Kh Further more, I did start the sentence of a capital (sorry for the inconvenience). I started of with a quote without a subject, namely your little redneck contraction, followed by the first full sentence starting off with, what surly must be, a rather large letter 'P'. At best you could accuse me of disregard for, her royal majesty, the Queens English quotation rules.
If you're going to attempt to be pedantic, make sure you read your own writings correctly first.
While we're on the subject of pedantry, there is no space between the final word and the question mark.
Got another small suggestion for you: If English isn't your first language, don't lecture an English teacher whose first language is English. You'll lose.
@Prod1Kh You really are that thick are you not ? It it not about gramma lessons, it is about you being an obnoxious bastard. Question, can you find your own image in the mirror ? Or do you have somebody to do that for you ?
@retepvosnul No, you are thick, also lacking in an irony gene.
The obnoxious bastard is the one who called me immature and a Democrat because I made a joke wherein I brought up Newt Gingrich, the Republican former speaker of the US House of Representatives.
You just decided to couble down on it. But that's okay, I'll send someone round in the morning to show you how to find yourself in the mirror.
@Prod1Kh Ahh, A new debating strategy. Although the argument reversal technique is not the most advanced form of argumentation (in kindergarten), I feel it definitely is a step up for you. Before you know it you might actually start contemplating commenting on topic !.
It is almost adorable seeing you struggle like that, that is if you were not such a self-absorbed bastard !
@retepvosnul A reversal? No, a statement of events in the correct chronoligical order. Suggest you go back and read all of the comments in order.
The self-absorption is yours, feeling the need to comment on what someone else has written in reply to a third party. Your ego knows no bounds, does it? It certainly isn't fettered by a lack of knowledge.
@Prod1Kh I did, I made me realize that you are a utter bastard and should be put in place. To bad you see that the world would be a nicer place with you doing something useful whilst shutting up about it
But your arguing is getting there. Only a few more random insults and trivialities and I think you can start attempting to use communication for more constructive goals
@retepvosnul You made you realise? I'm sure you did.
Really, using the word "ain't" and telling somebody that I didn't find their definition of the word "immature" to be consistent with that found in the OED makes me an utter bastard?
God-damn, but you must be pretty damn fragile. Suggest you stay indoors today, wouldn't want you to be hurt by any indiscriminately flung irony.
"So logically..."
gdc34 1 hour ago
she turned me into a dog, i got better, not a better dog tough, i'm a terrible dog, tomorrow, who knows....ask the madgod about it, i'm kinda busy here
Dewani90 1 week ago
What do burn apart from witches? - MORE WITCHES!!! xDDD
TheEquinoxka 1 week ago
1 person is going to burn in Hell, mofo!
supmandude 2 weeks ago
When this movie came out, the head of the English dept. at OSU said this scene would have been enjoyed immensely by the people of Chaucer's time.
JtrasherUA 3 weeks ago
the witch disliked this!
nim360 1 month ago 5
Whatever happened to Herman Cain? They turned him into a Newt!
MykolWam 1 month ago
She made me vote for a Newt!
machetero1 2 months ago
Better than being turned into a Gingrich. Oh wait, he's a newt too! And he never gets better.....only worse.
Vote Ron Paul 2012.
MrStevilKneivel 2 months ago
This kind of resembles the world in these times hahaha
"A terrorist! A terrorist! Burrrnnn him burrnnn him with a drone strike!"
OwenIVx 2 months ago 5
me and my sis got the she turned me into a newt part perfectly my dad said stop saying that XD
rayebell1 2 months ago
So, logically...
vanglaurent 2 months ago
So is this how the Republican party works?
KiropLokiIncarnate 2 months ago 5
pie Jesu dominem
HabaneroTck 3 months ago
Monty Python
goldhack99 3 months ago
The newt disliked this video
Darien10102 4 months ago
12th century, 21st century, it's all exactly the same in Islam.
ShrinkingDad 4 months ago
jihadwatch. org/ 2011/09/ saudi-arabia-beheads-sudanese-man-for-sorcery.html
ShrinkingDad 4 months ago
Does the guy at 0:23 have a shaving foam beard? lol
JonnyB16902 5 months ago 2
@JonnyB16902 yea it looks like he just ran out of the barber shop or was just shaving his face cuz he has a towel around his neck.
xprssocr14 3 months ago
Wasn't this referenced in Fallout:New Vegas?
Arcadeprehacked 5 months ago
@Arcadeprehacked The Holy Hand Grenades were in the game, I don't know about anything else.
chrisisaginger787 4 months ago
@chrisisaginger787
The "I got better" quote when talking to the guy from Khan's (The one who give you Lighter of Benny)
Arcadeprehacked 4 months ago
@Arcadeprehacked Yeah! I never even noticed that.
chrisisaginger787 4 months ago
".. a duck!" cool king
FoGGeRdk 6 months ago
IF SHE WEIGHS THE SAME AS A DUCK, SHE'S MADE OF WOOD. AND THEREFORE....
A WITCH
AAHHH RABBLE RABBLE
shalpp 7 months ago
So that's where that "I got better," thing came from.
robertsfunny1995 7 months ago
Instead of a newt, would it have been better if the witch had turned someone into a pelosi or a boehner?
Warjacki 7 months ago 3
When I was at summer camp one year all us girls (all around 13 at the time) were having a singing contest because we were hyper and tired at the same time. All the other girls sang Ke$ha and Lady GaGa stuff. I put on my brown hoodie, picked up a book and sang the monk chant.
I won. :D
smallredrocks 8 months ago 4
@smallredrocks LMAO sometimes not being a clone works out
ihatesheeple 7 months ago
@emosuper20 most retarded troll I've seen yet, and that's saying something
lethraxin 8 months ago
One person is forever alone.
UltimaShadowZx 8 months ago
one person, all alone disliked this video. How lonely... =P
Deleojur 8 months ago
The scientific method that made the middle ages the technological utopia that it was!
goal2004 9 months ago 22
One person is a witch...
WatchfulStrider 9 months ago
I think emosuper20 is a witch...
246golf 10 months ago
Oh look, it's Christine O'donnel.
ragerancher 10 months ago
Which one is this one
456nopa 10 months ago
apples, very small rocks, cyder :D
mrkekson 10 months ago
@ 2:13 the reason he bit his scythe was that he was trying not to laugh during the shot. the final shot wasnt cut because the randomness of it made the director laugh...... dvd commentary.....good stuff
download150 11 months ago 4
Oh my god. They're singing "Pié Jesu" at the beginning! We're singing that in my Middle School Choir...
RadicalSoundWaves 11 months ago
A NEWT??
chgreen03 11 months ago
"why do witches burn?" TOTAL MINDFUCK
illusivewolfoni 1 year ago 55
@illusivewolfoni
They are made of wood
BreckenTheDude 2 days ago
i say NI! to this video :)
theman555544 1 year ago
@emosuper20 LOL, calm down. Were dealing with comments here, not missiles.
MrBadSquirrels 1 year ago
genius,,,simply genius. thank God for Monty Python
bettum78 1 year ago
jpheitman = DICKHEAD!! LOL
emosuper20 1 year ago
@emosuper20 Really? You followed me from a Battlefield vid to here? Dude, get a life.
jpheitman 1 year ago
@jpheitman WHO?! ME?! I AINT FOLLOW NOBODY WHO THE FUCK R U ANYWAY?! A FUCKING COCKROACH WITH NO FUCKING LIFE U CUNT?! DICKHEAD!! XD LOOOOOL
emosuper20 1 year ago
@emosuper20 Listen, I know your lonely little self is desperately seeking companionship, but despite what the eHarmony commercials say, you won't find it on the internet. Please. Get a life.
For those just joining us, Mr. emosuper20 flipped out over a dude in a red hat in a vid about a video game. I told him he was being unreasonable; now he's stalking me with his fifty-word vocabulary and caps lock button.
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@jpheitman SDSDGASGSDFS WOT?! NANA UR MSG IS FULL OF SHIT! DIDNT READ IT NOT INTERESTED AT ALL U FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!!! EWWW COMPANIONSHIP?! R U A FUCKING FAG OR SOMETHING?! FUCKING MISERABLE LOWLIFE MOTHERFUCKING HOMO, GET NO FUCKING LIFE U FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!!!! COME ON DOG, BARK BARK, WANNA HEAR U BARK MORE DOG!!! WOT A PUSSY!!! IMAO!!!! DICKHEAD!!!!!
emosuper20 1 year ago
@emosuper20 And a merry Christmas to you, too.
jpheitman 1 year ago
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@jpheitman DUDE ITS 29TH MERRY CHRISTMAS UR FUCKING ASS!! WOT A MORON!!! DICKHEAD!!! OH YH MERRY DICKHEAD!!! XD LOL XDDDD
emosuper20 1 year ago
@emosuper20 You posted your comment on Christmas.
jpheitman 1 year ago
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@jpheitman U SAID MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ME AFTER CHRISTMAS!! WOT A FUCKING STUPID CUNT!!! BTW, HOW MANY COCKS DID U SUCK ON CHRISTMAS U CUNT?!
emosuper20 1 year ago
@emosuper20 u got some anger issues buddy...
bettum78 1 year ago
@emosuper20 u need to chill dude...
bettum78 1 year ago
@bettum78 CANT U C I WAS LAUGHING OUT LOUD LOVING TO PISS OFF TROLLS LIKE HIM?! U GOT SOME POOR UNDERSTANDINGS OF LIFE N STRATEGY STUFF, BESIDES ITS NONE OF UR BUSINESS DNT WASTE UR TIME HERE ALRITE?! GO AWAY THX!
emosuper20 1 year ago
@emosuper20 who the fuck do you think you are? His fucking master? For all you know bettum could whoop your sorry bitch ass so hard you'd be having dysentery out of your mouth. Who gives a shut if he was four fucking days late for fucking Christmas? Nobody! My advice: get your bitching troll ass under your fucking bridge, take off the fucking comments, and never screw with anyone else like you did again. And if you do i'll hunt your ass down, rinse and repeat.
Gohma55 11 months ago
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@Gohma55 EWWWWW WHO DA FUCK IS THIS?! WHICH FUCKING ASSHOLE DID U COME FROM U CUNT?! FUCKING PIECE OF DIRTY SHIT RNT U U CUNT?! FUCKING DIRTY TROLLING BASTARD U MOTHERFUCKING STINKY DICKHEAD FUCKING STINKY PIG'S ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHA, WOT?! WHO THE FUCK DO I THINK I AM?! HA, IM A GUY WHO CAN FUCKING SMASH UR FUCKING HEAD OFF U CUNT!!!!!! PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!
emosuper20 11 months ago
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@Gohma55 WHO THE FUCK DO U THINK U R U CUNT?! A FUCKING LIL VIRGIN MEATBALL WITH NO DICK?! MOTHERFUCKING WANKING BASTARD U FUCKING DOUCHEBAG!!!!!!!!!! MY ADVICE: GET YOUR BITCHING TROLL DIRTY PIG'S ASS UNDER INTO UR FUCKING MICROWAVE N GET BLOODY MICROWAVED CRYSTAL CLEAN N FINITO!!!! AND DO SCREW UR FUCKING ASSHOLE UP U MORON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND IF YOU DONT I WILL SHOOT UR FUCKING HEAD OFF WITH AN AUTO SHOTGUN, RINSE, BLEACH, DISSOLVE AND REPEAT!!!!!
emosuper20 11 months ago
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@Gohma55 MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!
emosuper20 11 months ago
@emosuper20 Oh, please prove to us that you have the god damned balls to do so. Come at me, you little shit. I'd like to see you try.
YoshiFue 8 months ago
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@Gohma55 @Gohma55 FUCKING DIRTY YANKEE PIG'S ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
emosuper20 11 months ago
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@emosuper20 who the fuck do you think you are? His fucking master? For all you know bettum could whoop your sorry bitch ass so hard you'd be having dysentery out of your mouth. Who gives a shut if he was four fucking days late for fucking Christmas? Nobody! My advice: get your bitching troll ass under your fucking bridge, take off the fucking comments, and never screw with anyone else like you did again. And if you do i'll hunt your ass down, rinse and repeat.
Gohma55 11 months ago
@emosuper20
bettum78 1 year ago
@emosuper20 dude! relax!
bettum78 1 year ago
One person was a witch.
jpheitman 1 year ago
"There are ways of telling if she is a witch."
"Do they hurt?!?"
truthsmiles 1 year ago
SHE'S A WITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!! BURN HER!!!!!!!!!!!!
MrAgerwaen 1 year ago
i got better...
phishboy93 1 year ago
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"She turned me into a newt......i got better....." - HAHAHA i love it <3
Sammie1994 1 year ago
"She turned me into a newt...i got better..." - HAHAHA i love it
Sammie1994 1 year ago 3
@retepvosnul @Prod1Kh What i find funny about all of this is that guys are having an irritating online fight, which no one wins anyway and causes a ton of spam, but the ret guy had said awhile back that you needed grammar lessons when he makes at least for in that sentence of his. lol i love stupidity it makes me feel so much better about the human race. (serious sarcasm if you can't tell)
goddessoflove4ever 1 year ago
@goddessoflove4ever yeah? well you used the wrong four!
WebstersRevenge 1 year ago
@WebstersRevenge lol thank you for pointing that out. but i never dissed anybody about grammar i was just stating a hilarious fact so meh XD
goddessoflove4ever 1 year ago
@goddessoflove4ever Yeah? Well I was pointing out bad grammar! BAM! :P
WebstersRevenge 1 year ago
@WebstersRevenge Well then you're a newb so there. lol
goddessoflove4ever 1 year ago
@goddessoflove4ever Actually, I turned him into a newb.
Unfortunately, he has not gotten better.
jpheitman 1 year ago
Piei lesu domine... *WHAP!!!*
Dona deis requium... *WHAP!!!*
NinjaGhostScorpion 1 year ago
I watched this in Geometry class way back. It was to help us get an understanding of the transitive property (if a = b, and b = c, then a = c). Although the concept was easy enough to grasp without this clip, it was still a neat way to teach it.
belisario93 1 year ago
So far, One person has been turned into a Newt and has not gotten better.
hockeyplyr042 1 year ago
what else do you burn beside witches?
MORE WITCHES
crush575 1 year ago
So how do we tell if she's a witch?
Build a bridge out of her!
Kayleigh55555 1 year ago
1:20-1:33 Best movie bit of all time
A newt? .... I got betta
stonerlad25 1 year ago
"She turned me into a newt!"
"A newt?"
*pause*
"...I got better."
".......BURN HER ANYWAY!!"
I am so in love with Monty Python. It's one of the most quotable movies ever. ;D
xiloveRiverphoenix 1 year ago 70
@xiloveRiverphoenix nah step brothers is
Aaykayfortysev3n 4 months ago
I just love newts ^.^
And this cracked me up so hard when I first heard it on TV XD XD XD
Tears came to my eyes!!
Aah, good times, good times.
deideikunblueeyez 1 year ago 2
hahaha...the knight was trying to migrate the coconuts....with birds....
siddharthakala 1 year ago 5
A duck!
uriel8 1 year ago
I GAWT BETTA....
cocoaviolinist 1 year ago
"No,no,,,yes,yes,,,a bit!
spacegasp 1 year ago
lol at 1:21
2wall2of2numbers2 1 year ago
And what do you burn apart from witches?
MORE WITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!
faerie130 1 year ago 2
LOVING THIS!
otokugirl15 1 year ago
Science has never been more acurate. ;)
femalephantomdimes5 1 year ago 2
BURN HER ANYWAYS!
Harvey041 1 year ago
SO WHY DO WITCHES BURN?
cause they're made of wood LOL
MrThetjf 1 year ago 2
Finding Nemo anyone? d: I swear this is where they go their "MINE MINE"
blahismyname 1 year ago
0:24 lol that guy has that shaving cream in his face
Davitul1 1 year ago 4
DO THEY HURT?!?
Totema1 1 year ago
A newt!?
Alexander507 1 year ago
@Alexander507 ...... I got better.
BlackSabbathRockR19 1 year ago
she turned me into a newt!
a newt!?
....i got better
85turtle 1 year ago 5
what do we burn apart witch??? - MORE WITCHES !!!!!!!!
predatorius666 1 year ago 3
WOOD!!!!
PwnBroductions 1 year ago
lolz in the beginning of the video, a swallow flies from his hand carrying a coconut
Narutonerd001 1 year ago 2
gagz won?????
ericarocks2 1 year ago
LEAD LEAD!! rofl
sovietmudkip1 1 year ago
She looks pretty hot under that carrot nose!
prorobo 1 year ago
and what else floats? very tiny rocks
hahahaha
4stjohn4 1 year ago 2
you have to love the logic.
witches= burn = wood = float = ducks float = weigh same as duck = WITCH!!!!!!!!
Wilipeidia 1 year ago 56
@Wilipeidia That's how Glenn Beck thinks.
Idude893 1 year ago
@Idude893 .....pithy comment!! /sarc
SteelDetailer 1 year ago
@Idude893 - Sorry, that's how obama and libtards like you think.
FasterThanYou321 1 year ago
He should teach my biology class. His logic is infallible!
SpartanSlayer 1 year ago 4
what do you burn apart from witches?
MORE WITCHES!
Shush
Wood!
So why do witches burn?
(Scratches head)
Because, because they're made of wood!
41Mandalorian 1 year ago 5
thats some pretty intense logic...
neodudesam 2 years ago 5
shaving cream haha
raedenjay 2 years ago
I just noticed that at about 0:25 Bedevere is tying a coconut to that bird! That's where they're all coming from!
dieHeeresschar 2 years ago 4
@dieHeeresschar Theres another part (I forget where) where in the backround you can just barely see a man trying to throw a swallow in the air. The swallow thing comes up at least 5 times in the movie.
RabidBearpig 2 years ago
"we found a witch! may we burn her?" haha
cuddles776 2 years ago
omg! she is a duck!
stupidstar25 2 years ago
NOT A SHUBBERY!
stupidstar25 2 years ago
Lol I love how I can watch this movie 100 times and just find something new that's hilarious each time.
sleepisfortheweak0 2 years ago 3
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if i was the wich i would poop my self smear it all over me the same with pee and then start masterbaitin so they wouldnt touch me
gripo12345 2 years ago
what else floats?
VERY SMALL ROCKS!
DragonMarxEXE 2 years ago 3
If you look at the bit where Bedevere asks why witches burn, John Cleese is taking so long to answer, thinking, starting to answer, stopping, thinking some more than Eric Idle actually bites down on his scythe blade to keep himself from cracking up.
ArcaneAzmadi 2 years ago
"BURN HER!"
The funniest thing in the whole clip is the guy who still has shaving cream on.
Larrylarp 2 years ago
Witches burn, wood burns. Therefore, witches are made out of wood.
This is frightening, I know very little about logic!
tiecuando 2 years ago
she turned me into a newt! ??
i got better.
very small rocks
Dannolgorski 2 years ago
Aww, you kept out the best part! The part where it's revealed that she actually DOES weigh as much as a duck!
Rubberman202 2 years ago 2
Gah! I wanna watch the whole movie all over again xDDD It's been a while since i've last seen it xDDD
kingdomheartsfangrl6 2 years ago
nup, they lost me lol
1966065015 2 years ago
Classic!!! "Hey. There's the old man from Scene 24!" You gotta love this stuff. My all time favorite comedy
sld4907 2 years ago
"No no no, yes yes, a bit, a bit, she has got a wart!" lmao Well she turned me into a newt! I got better..." haha cant stop laughing.. "...Cuz there made of wood? GOOD!! Oh yea..." lol.. "What also floats in water? Very small rocks! Churches! Churches! " lmfao love this movie
Axion3812 2 years ago
FACE PLANT !
Furrydancer 2 years ago
i love this movie
it's one of the best out there
dyingmessenger 2 years ago
"A DUCK!" xD
Best movie...EVER!
123INFLAMES666 2 years ago
That's my favorite line in the whole movie!
"She turned me into a newt!"
"A newt?"
.....
"I got better."
anigodess 2 years ago 4
same here!
TheCarlsonsRaiders 2 years ago
"So how can we tell if she's made of wood?"
"Build a bridge out of 'er!!"
"What do you burn apart from witches?"
"MORE WITCHES"
LizTheFreakiKid 2 years ago 3
This is my favourite scene (among many others) frm Holy Grail! LOL!!
Sugarscamp 2 years ago
a newt is a type of lizard
daniellos333 2 years ago
A newt is an amphibian like a frog. Looks like a lizard but is more like a salamander than anything else.
ForceRecon198 2 years ago 20
@ForceRecon198 I thought it was a Republican mouthpiece...
Prod1Kh 1 year ago
@Prod1Kh republican mouthpiece... i would say nice joke but since i dislike political jokes ESPECCIALLY FROM DEMOCRATES from videos that are off topic of wat u put... please shut up and act mature ^_^
cincameron 1 year ago
@cincameron Yeah and if you could spell and I was American I might care, so instead I'll just continue to enjoy my mental underdevelopment and ability to understand irony instead. But y'all take care now, y'hear.
Prod1Kh 1 year ago
@Prod1Kh hmmm a racist? GL w/ ur life :D
cincameron 1 year ago
@cincameron Wow, not only can you not spell, but comprehension ain't your strong suit either...
Prod1Kh 1 year ago
@Prod1Kh "ain't" ? Perhaps "is not" or "isn't", but not "ain't". What are you ? a colonial hick ? If you do feel the need to use contractions, consider using "can't" instead of "can *you* not", children speak that way.
retepvosnul 1 year ago
@retepvosnul Ya know, most of us colonial hicks out in the antipodes speak English at least as well as the majority of those who live in the mother country that cast us off. Some of us even manage to speak and write it better than the majority of them. The proof of that is you attempting to lecture me on how to spell, when not only was my spelling was correct (except for the colloquialisms "y'all" and "y'hear") but you also started a sentence without a capital. As I said, irony...get some.
Prod1Kh 1 year ago
@Prod1Kh I though it polite to keep the comment "entry level", perhaps you'd trip over big nasty letters after all. Secondly, "clues".. get some. I was just, by proxy, pointing out that you behaved like a proper slobchild. It really had nothing to do with your quaint backwards bastardisation of the English language.
Trivial comments of grammar and spelling are the poor (stupid) mans debating trick.
Also, I'm not from the "mother country". Like you, English is not my first language.
retepvosnul 1 year ago
@retepvosnul Polite? Stepping into a conversation between others to correct the spelling of one word? To denigrate a national group? Do me a favour. Oh, and if you can't understand that English is my first language and that I'm from either Australia or New Zealand then you really should be keeping your advice to yourself. I made a joke about American politicians, a third party objected and called me immature, I countered that argument, you (a fourth party) waded in. Slobchild? That would be you.
Prod1Kh 1 year ago
@Prod1Kh There is no rule that prevents me from "budding in" when I see some oddly behaving bastard. You are like a robber(wobber) that, after being caught snatching a purse from a old lady, is threatening to sue the guy who caught him for obstruction or what have you.
I'll dispense "advice" or criticism where I feel I must. I strongly advice you take note.
Also, I'm not sure that English is your first language. It possibly is a derivative, but I'm rather sure English is not what it's called.
retepvosnul 1 year ago
@retepvosnul The language we speak in Australia is English. Ergo (that's Latin, btw): "butting in", "an old lady" (an before a vowel, a before a consonant), "advise" is the verb. The one behaving oddly is you, continuing to flog his dead horse.
If you are going to quote, then use quotation marks. "Surely", surly means something else entirely, "Her Majesty, the Queen's English".
No, a robber has committed a crime. I have not. You have, that of stupidity. Give up while you can.
Prod1Kh 1 year ago
@Prod1Kh You have lost twice now. I see you like senseless dicking around, but do not kid yourself. You clearly only play the grammar nazi card, which you have been lured into with horrific ease.
You use google to find an argument ! That is rather pathetic, don't you think ?
Also seeing as Australia is a former prison colony, I have to hand it to you. You sure do know crime !
retepvosnul 1 year ago
@retepvosnul I use Google to find an argument? Which one is that, pray tell?
No, Australia is not a former prison colony. New South Wales, Queensland, Tasmania and Victoria are former prison colonies.
Want to read that scorecard again?
Prod1Kh 1 year ago
@Prod1Kh Trivia. how nice !
retepvosnul 1 year ago
@retepvosnul What's the matter, can't answer the question and can't counter the facts? You brought up the trivia in a typically English attempt to insult all Australians, I was simply forced to correct your lack of knowledge on the subject.
Prod1Kh 1 year ago
@Prod1Kh It's on the other side of the world and full of sand and bastards! That is about everything our books tell us about that place. But I do so enjoy new fun facts, thank you immensely for that nice bit of, off-topic, trivia. So which of those two prison colonies did you originate from then ?
retepvosnul 1 year ago
@retepvosnul That was four penal colonies. As I said, you originally brought up the off-topic trivia, so why can't you just own it?
Ah, when you don't have facts, just fill the air with disparaging bullshit. We can do that too; "England is wet and miserable and full of wet, miserable, whinging Poms who betrayed us at Gallipoli." And it's 50% fact, just like your attempted put down.
You're really not doing too well here, are you? But, hey, don't let me stop you from digging that hole.
Prod1Kh 1 year ago
@Prod1Kh I always see the good in people !, So there were four ! So the reversals are coming nicely along. But you have been completely honest to me now have we ? You have had training !
I been looking are your intarwebs behaviour and you have been making a lot of potential friends out there, havn't you ?
You are not just some random idiot, You are a professional troll. A truly bred internet bastard !
retepvosnul 1 year ago
@retepvosnul Waiting for you to quote the argument I took from Google. Waiting for you to show where I've reversed myself.
Really? I'm a troll because I speak the truth to people who bring their ignorant, bigoted, racist bullshit to my channel? Don't look too closely in the mirror tomorrow morning, you don't want to crack the glass.
Prod1Kh 1 year ago
@Prod1Kh Further more, I did start the sentence of a capital (sorry for the inconvenience). I started of with a quote without a subject, namely your little redneck contraction, followed by the first full sentence starting off with, what surly must be, a rather large letter 'P'. At best you could accuse me of disregard for, her royal majesty, the Queens English quotation rules.
You are the grammar nazi, be precise.
retepvosnul 1 year ago
@retepvosnul "What are you ? a colonial hick ?"
If you're going to attempt to be pedantic, make sure you read your own writings correctly first.
While we're on the subject of pedantry, there is no space between the final word and the question mark.
Got another small suggestion for you: If English isn't your first language, don't lecture an English teacher whose first language is English. You'll lose.
Prod1Kh 1 year ago
@Prod1Kh You really are that thick are you not ? It it not about gramma lessons, it is about you being an obnoxious bastard. Question, can you find your own image in the mirror ? Or do you have somebody to do that for you ?
retepvosnul 1 year ago
@retepvosnul No, you are thick, also lacking in an irony gene.
The obnoxious bastard is the one who called me immature and a Democrat because I made a joke wherein I brought up Newt Gingrich, the Republican former speaker of the US House of Representatives.
You just decided to couble down on it. But that's okay, I'll send someone round in the morning to show you how to find yourself in the mirror.
Prod1Kh 1 year ago
@Prod1Kh Ahh, A new debating strategy. Although the argument reversal technique is not the most advanced form of argumentation (in kindergarten), I feel it definitely is a step up for you. Before you know it you might actually start contemplating commenting on topic !.
It is almost adorable seeing you struggle like that, that is if you were not such a self-absorbed bastard !
retepvosnul 1 year ago
@retepvosnul A reversal? No, a statement of events in the correct chronoligical order. Suggest you go back and read all of the comments in order.
The self-absorption is yours, feeling the need to comment on what someone else has written in reply to a third party. Your ego knows no bounds, does it? It certainly isn't fettered by a lack of knowledge.
Prod1Kh 1 year ago
@Prod1Kh I did, I made me realize that you are a utter bastard and should be put in place. To bad you see that the world would be a nicer place with you doing something useful whilst shutting up about it
But your arguing is getting there. Only a few more random insults and trivialities and I think you can start attempting to use communication for more constructive goals
retepvosnul 1 year ago
@retepvosnul You made you realise? I'm sure you did.
Really, using the word "ain't" and telling somebody that I didn't find their definition of the word "immature" to be consistent with that found in the OED makes me an utter bastard?
God-damn, but you must be pretty damn fragile. Suggest you stay indoors today, wouldn't want you to be hurt by any indiscriminately flung irony.
Wanker.
Prod1Kh 1 year ago
lol this is basically the herd reaction of religious people in the middle ages...and it hasn't changed a bit to this day...
nanturadu 2 years ago 6
That's a pretty foolish blanket statement.
Audinos 1 year ago
@Audinos seven months later and even I don't agree with myself anymore...
nanturadu 1 year ago
What do u burn beside witches?
More witches!
baldcock99 2 years ago 3