I see you still don't understand how politics actually work. It wouldn't matter if the state split or not it'd be the same amount of votes that don't make a bit of difference coming from the people. Maybe you should go back to school and try again, but you are representing the need for more and better education. Great job and keep it up. By the way those hillbillies you mentioned are living after their forefathers so if you don't like it move out of America. Your in the wrong country.
It should happen rly. U show this to either side of Ohio and the will both be all "fuck yeah let's join him with this lil fight for our own blah blah blah" I just want sky line chili and I'll be fine
Actually I like the plan. Your saying it as a joke, but after after 2004 I remember a lot of my blue state friends wanted (and rightly so) to secessed and join Canada.
Like alot of Americans I'm tired of the fighting, name calling and abuse (both sides) . Why can't the country split apart? It worked for the Soviet Union, Czechoslovakia, Yugoslavia, and the Irish.The Catalans and the Scots apprarently think it's a good idea as well.
The differences are too great as your humor testifies.
The same idea is being proposed in New Hampshire: SENH becomes "New New Hampshire" while North and Western NH (including Keene) become "Old New Hampshire". Dartmouth College will go to Vermont.
im from ohio and find this hilarious! I am in Euclid so my state would be new ohio. one suggestion, can we keep the name ohio, not new ohio. besides that im all for the plan! where do i sign?
I just saw this (admittedly I'm a little late to the party, but you know what? Time is cyclical and here we are approaching another election that Ohio is probably going to fuck up for us again), and I think this is a fine idea. Probably better than my idea where we just expand Lake Erie and wash away Ohio, because then Western Pennsylvania is going to get the lake effect weather without our Ohioan buffer, and that doesn't seem quite fair.
I'm Offended! (its called sarcasm...but not really i would be from fucking north kentucky now shit...We aint all dum diddley hicks in da mercer county help us out mike!)
ummm this can't work. New Ohio would have WAY too many Amish people, and with the increasing rate of Amish-on-Amish crime, we're looking at a huge issue. Please reconsider the way you've drawn the line for the two Ohios. Thank you- someone from Pickerington (south east of columbus) lol
I wonder how stupid this guy feels for voting for obummer. Typical liberal hatespeech, but in his case it's really funny because he thinks he's better than other people, and with every word he proves that's just not so. I'd love his idea but the problem is since we're the ones that work and pay taxes and his area just lives on the dole, how long would he and his lib buddies last?
@Rekku102 Absolutely. Seems to me that lots of people (sorry, mouth breathers) work our asses off in order to support the large cities that then squander away the tax money while arrogantly claiming to do it for our own good. I'm sure he voted for obummer and a dem held congress which led to failed banks, mortgages, record unemployment, huge deficit increases, and the like. Simply put, we can't ignore his elitist, self appointed intelligentsia non reality based bullshit.
@Basskay Gonna go out on a limb and assume english is not your native tongue.....you might want to consider looking for classes where you live to learn english comprehension. Remember, I'm here for you! lol
@hitcharide1 um...I'm not trying to start a fight but you do know that the bank collapse happened UNDER Bush right? that the economy tanked before obama took office? I mean I'm not going to defend the dude, he's made some pretty stupid descicions and bucked under the republicans a few to many times. but the economic collapse wasn't totally his fault, he wasn't even in office when it happened.
We have this problem here in IL East St Louis St Claire county and Chicago's Cook County effectively control the state. Out of 103 or 4 counties all a Democrat has to do is when 4 and they control the state.
Here in Cook County we are the most taxed citizens of this country in fact all the surrounding towns of Chicago are calling for literal succession and right after Obamas Election some surrounding towns actually voted for succession from the County but seeing Democrats don't like people vo
This video is now three years old... Since Obama has taken office it seems like more and more of the country is morphing into east Cleveland... How wonderful. Go Obama!
@tran125 Wow, you changed the subject quick. I won that one. War is the final card to be played. If you think quickly going to war is a good thing then I really have no use talking to you because you too dumb to learn otherwise. Why dont you back up your GUN-HOE attitude and justify going to war in Iraq? I will help you out on this one. Oil. Thats why we are there. War also makes money.. not money for you. For rich evil assholes. Ok now you go! Think before you type!
Lol, I get enough shit for saying I live in Kentucky. I eventually started telling people I lived in Cincinnati because of how close it was to where I actually live and have to cross the river every day ( I live in NKY). Now I get on here and see this? Sad face.
I understand this video is a joke but now I am sad and cant tell people where I live. A small portion of Ohio isnt to blame. America as a whole is.
Here's a thought...move to California. Sorry you can't have every state be all Democrat; I'm really sorry you can't have your way all the time. But you CAN move to a like-minded area where all the retards will all vote for retarded Democrats and leave all the retards in Ohio to vote for retarded Republicans. I'll stay right where I am, not bitch about opposing viewpoints different than mine, and vote Libertarian or Independent.
If every country in the world would be divided into politicly coloured zones, it'd make the world a better place. Though I'm not from America, I'm sure there are other states where the majority votes for democrats. Consider moving there.
At the end of this video the video listed as "up next" was "Man gets ass beat by cops." I didn't watch it, mainly because I didn't want to be disappointed if it wasn't Mike Polk.
I back this idea. When you said two hours south, I was worried Columbus was going to be left out of New Ohio. I'm fine with these ideas, including the destruction of Cincinnati.
What makes you so great to judge the Conservatives, Tea Party, Republicans, Libertarians? What do you do for a living? What great things have you done for America other than insulting Americans?Being progressive, you seem to love to live on the tax dollars the morons on America pay in taxes, but slap people in the face without regaurd?
Someday, your attitude of "your just not educated to understand" will be responded with "your not smart enough to have teeth." Messing with the strong is stupid.
Oh man, I just enrolled to get my doctorate from Xavier University in Cincinnati. I had no idea Cincinnati was so looked down upon. If I had, I would've reconsidered. Too late now, I move down there in a month.
Washington state needs this- oh wait the west side of the state already runs everything while the east side complains about government interference while accepting farm subsidies and ignoring the fact that Dino Rossi loses every election he takes part of
REPUBLICANS! THIS IS THE PROBLEM WITH YOU! He is JOKING AROUND! Haven't you ever been TEASED BY SOMEONE? THAT IS WHAT HE IS DOING. HE IS USING EMPHASIS. Besides, if you actually voted for someone like Sarah Palin, you probably do blow your money on Skoal, jerky, and brightly colored scratch-off tickets.
I'm surprised few, if any, people in California have thought of doing this with the more conservative eastern and central parts of the state. Let them go, call the new state West Nevada, since they're not much different politically and there you go.
@SoA990 I should point out that I live in Nevada, though I lived in California for the first 12-13 years of my life. Nevada is a low-tax, high poverty hell hole, it's Galt's Gulch but far more violent. We make Alabama look intelligent. Don't believe me, then you've never been to Sun Valley.
I don't think all those self proclaimed 'progressive' and 'diverse' yuppies in Yellow Springs are going to like being a part of "Old Ohio"! Also, I think this plan might face problems due to the overwhelming number of illegal aliens that have since taken up residence in Dayton and Springfield. Not to mention their largely democratic black populations.
So, all Conservatives are slack jawed rednecks. That's ok for you to say, but as soon as I call Liberals a bunch of Pinko-Commie Bastards, it's a big deal. Right? Right?
I find the fact that this, while toting the regional progressivism successes of New Ohio, was made right before the hastily made Cleveland tourism videos. Change of heart?
Yu are a very ignorant person. I live in your so called "Old Ohio" and did not vote for Bush. Nor am I a racist. So for once in your adult life, think before you speak. Yu make yourself sound horrible. Just sayin, didnt your parents ever mention a thing called a "filter"? And you people wonder why we hate Columbus...Ughhh
I find this video to be very offensive.I would like to see the same thing happen in Wisconsin with Dane County dropping out and they can call their new state crackpot haven.
I think we should do the same here in Iowa. We can have Eastern Iowa, filled with sane people, and then we can have Western Iowa or "Nebraska Lite", filled with people who voted for Steve King.
I'm tired of always being associated with that guy.
Republicans......... you have know idea what you are talking about. You were told to say the shit crazy shit you are saying now but think it's your own idea. Wash your hair, get your teeth fixed, and buy clothing that is actually from this century (literally).
I'm not exactly sure what's more funnier; Obama's outcome after only being in office for only 2 yrs [somehow quadrupling our deficit] or the fact you look back at this video and feel stupid after saying all this now knowing OBama was a TERRIBLE choice. Oh btw, claiming Red states are bigoted, racist, sexist, etc. is in itself hypocritical. You're against profiling, but you've just profiled not only S/W ohio, but over half the nation.
Please wikipedia "Appalachian Ohio" and learn what we're all about! Outside big business came here "the hills" and rapped our land of their resources and then left us poor & on the outside. Well my family was all coal miners here in these hills and we helped make the big cities grow, and keeped the lights on for ungreatfuls like yourself. Someone in a dark hole workin so you can power your youtube right now.
Your map drawing sucks! New Ohio includes Appalachian counties, which is us hill folk for you O'Bama retards! I was born in Zanesville, i don't vote in your two party only system, i'm a what you would call white, but i'm no christian (i'm Pagan meaning "one who dwells in the country"). I hate Cleveland, Cinci, & Columbus you can have them, but don't touch my Appalachian counties (remember we're the ones with all the guns, all the coal and all the moral values!
When I mailed a letter to my Senator, he wrote back that he will not take this into thought for it was racist would make Ohio look even worse. I don't get this. This will make Ohio look like the best state ever. Those hicks in Old Ohio can't even complete a damn thought besides, "Vote for the red". I will run for the senate seat next election and save us from the dipshits we are being forced to share Ohio with. In 2012, I promise that only Cinncinati will end, if Sarah Palin doesn't Become Prez.
The people he referred to that "come out of the hills to collect their rebate checks" have always and will always vote democrat. So much for being a socially considerate liberal. Also, explain why cities that have been dominated by liberal politicians have rampant poverty and unemployment; case in point-Cleveland and Youngstown. Now compare that with Delaware County, the wealthiest and fastest growing county in the state. Also home to more Republicans/capita than anywhere else in central Ohio ;)
I support the plan, especially now that they've taken our state back over, but I think that the southern border should be moved up north a little, so it's north of Delaware County. Tons of Conservatards there. And Cleveland should be the capital, unless anybody has any better ideas.
Funny...some people and I joked about this in college...except our version sold Toledo to Michigan (because they would go from being #4 in OH to #2 in MI), youngstown would be stripped of its remaining industry and TV stations (and given to Akron) and our state would be called cuyahoga. :-)
Old Ohio should be called GlennBeckistan. That's about what it equals out to here in Florida and also out in Utah, Texas, Mississippi, and possibly Michigan.
People need to chill the fuck out. everyone's getting so worked up because this is just soooo serious. stop taking a damn youtube video so personally and appreciate the humor, you tight wads!
Check out my video. If you don't believe in secession, then you believe in slavery, for you are for enslaving people to a government that they want no part of:
Insert Illinois (Chicago), Wisconsin (Milwaukee-Madison), Minnesota (Minneapolis-St. Paul), Michigan (Detroit), Misery (St. Louis), Pennsylvania (Philly), for the exact same senerio for all the Midwest (no hope for Iowa or Indiana though, Inianapolis is just as red as the rest of the state).
That was ALMOST the funniest thing I've ever seen until he 1) put Cincinnati waaayyyy to far East (he should probably know where the city is that he wants to blow up) and then 2) Assuming that it's ok to lump us regular, civil, normal, decent folks w/ the hill jacks he thinks we ALL are?! BUT it's not ok to lump him with us?!? Hmmm LOL ~besides those 2 lil facts he missed he's hill-ar-i-mus <~ yes that was on purpose and not the result of being the hill jack he believes me to be ;o)~
God, you right wingers always seem to have your panties in a bunch. It's called comedy. You guys really need a better sense of humor and stop taking things so seriously.
I love how Mke Polk says the dems are so great, but has parody tourist videos on youtube pointing out how shitty Cleveland is..... Cleveland has been run by dems for years. Mike, your man in the box videos are funny, but you don't know shit about politics.
republic, demoncrate.. whaa mother fuckers cry me a river. What happened ot actually voting for a guy that could do the job right and not worrying about what political group they where under. Point blank Democrats AND Republicans are both fucking morons, trying to still our constitutional rights and need to be shiped to somewhere far away.. like alaska :D *Apologizes ahead of time to the poor alaskans.... *
This fag is gonna be crying in November when the republicans take back everything. Lets see Obama get any of his pointless spending done then. Go plant a tree and move to San Fran and become someones bitch. Sissy
I recently had the "pleasure" of spending my freshman year at the University of Cincinnati. I'm planning on transferring to OSU ASAP. Drive about an hour south into Kentucky and you can see the Infamous "Creation Museum" where you can have your picture taken with Adam, Eve, and a Herbivorous robotic T-Rex.
@bjoe427 Your writing also reflects that you rely on Fixed Noise for yout misinformation on socialism. Course if you don't like it you can turn down your medicare and social security when it's your time.
he's not serious for all you morons getting tight in your panties
1Jflyer 3 days ago in playlist More videos from bishopvids
You know, it only makes you look like more of an idiot when you take it seriously
1georgeharrisonfan 1 week ago
lol at how people take it seriously
TheSpreadsheets 2 weeks ago
I see you still don't understand how politics actually work. It wouldn't matter if the state split or not it'd be the same amount of votes that don't make a bit of difference coming from the people. Maybe you should go back to school and try again, but you are representing the need for more and better education. Great job and keep it up. By the way those hillbillies you mentioned are living after their forefathers so if you don't like it move out of America. Your in the wrong country.
j87barnes 2 weeks ago
lmao - you are great bishop
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In fact, if I can be blunt, I think every official voting building south of Canton and west of Massilon should be destroyed.
NightmareSnake 2 weeks ago
Go pay your student loans, Mike.
bombledotcom 2 weeks ago 2
you're fucking retarded
92kerplunk1992 2 weeks ago
This is completely correct. If you drive even a half hour south of Canton it's like driving into the movie Deliverance.
NightmareSnake 2 weeks ago
It should happen rly. U show this to either side of Ohio and the will both be all "fuck yeah let's join him with this lil fight for our own blah blah blah" I just want sky line chili and I'll be fine
abbyflavorful 2 weeks ago
The rest of Ohio. Keeping Clevelands voters under control since 1803.
Polarbear428773 3 weeks ago
The sad thing is, I agree with this guy 100%. I work at a gas station and I sell a shit ton of Skoal, Beef Jerky, and scratch offs to hillbillies.
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Actually I like the plan. Your saying it as a joke, but after after 2004 I remember a lot of my blue state friends wanted (and rightly so) to secessed and join Canada.
Like alot of Americans I'm tired of the fighting, name calling and abuse (both sides) . Why can't the country split apart? It worked for the Soviet Union, Czechoslovakia, Yugoslavia, and the Irish.The Catalans and the Scots apprarently think it's a good idea as well.
The differences are too great as your humor testifies.
kassandrin 3 weeks ago
CHARLIE SEZ
@VerifiedAccess
To quote Sherman Potter
"BULL HOCKEY! " 'NUFF SAID
TheCharliesez 1 month ago
I live in New Ohio and I find this hilarious.
toupe454 1 month ago 2
this works perfectly well for Northern Virginia vs the rest of Virginia too haha
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Ron Paul 2012. Enough said.
airforcegator 1 month ago
He just described eastern Washington state. I wish we could get the ball rolling here.
pandaphil 1 month ago
The same idea is being proposed in New Hampshire: SENH becomes "New New Hampshire" while North and Western NH (including Keene) become "Old New Hampshire". Dartmouth College will go to Vermont.
juliaisafilmbuff123 1 month ago
im from ohio and find this hilarious! I am in Euclid so my state would be new ohio. one suggestion, can we keep the name ohio, not new ohio. besides that im all for the plan! where do i sign?
yuikol14 1 month ago
I just saw this (admittedly I'm a little late to the party, but you know what? Time is cyclical and here we are approaching another election that Ohio is probably going to fuck up for us again), and I think this is a fine idea. Probably better than my idea where we just expand Lake Erie and wash away Ohio, because then Western Pennsylvania is going to get the lake effect weather without our Ohioan buffer, and that doesn't seem quite fair.
lisajpizzaj 1 month ago
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Dude you were not fair to Toledo in this at all. Very blue city, been that way forever.
Samlind 2 months ago
I'm Offended! (its called sarcasm...but not really i would be from fucking north kentucky now shit...We aint all dum diddley hicks in da mercer county help us out mike!)
putty119 2 months ago
Still love this video. North Kentucky always gets me.
Nkala99 2 months ago
ummm this can't work. New Ohio would have WAY too many Amish people, and with the increasing rate of Amish-on-Amish crime, we're looking at a huge issue. Please reconsider the way you've drawn the line for the two Ohios. Thank you- someone from Pickerington (south east of columbus) lol
pierce258 2 months ago
how's that liberalism working out for the city of Cleveland......democrat controlled since um forever. just a budding epicenter of economic success.
akathebuddha 2 months ago
MIKE POLK FOR PRESIDENT!
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So... anyone else think of this video when the animals got free in Zanesville? GOOD LUCK ZANESVILLE!
Floatout2sea 3 months ago in playlist Floatout2sea's favorites
@Floatout2sea other way around for me cuz i ve seen this video a long time ago haha
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thumbs up if you are a republican
overconstruction 3 months ago
Hooters: The state
lmfao
pcgamer010 3 months ago
I wonder how stupid this guy feels for voting for obummer. Typical liberal hatespeech, but in his case it's really funny because he thinks he's better than other people, and with every word he proves that's just not so. I'd love his idea but the problem is since we're the ones that work and pay taxes and his area just lives on the dole, how long would he and his lib buddies last?
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@hitcharide1 u mad bro?
Rekku102 2 months ago
@Rekku102 Absolutely. Seems to me that lots of people (sorry, mouth breathers) work our asses off in order to support the large cities that then squander away the tax money while arrogantly claiming to do it for our own good. I'm sure he voted for obummer and a dem held congress which led to failed banks, mortgages, record unemployment, huge deficit increases, and the like. Simply put, we can't ignore his elitist, self appointed intelligentsia non reality based bullshit.
hitcharide1 2 months ago
@hitcharide1 y u mad tho?
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@Basskay Gonna go out on a limb and assume english is not your native tongue.....you might want to consider looking for classes where you live to learn english comprehension. Remember, I'm here for you! lol
hitcharide1 2 months ago
@hitcharide1 but y u mad?
Basskay 2 months ago
@Basskay Nah man, I want to know if u mad...lol.
hitcharide1 2 months ago
@hitcharide1 I ain't even mad.
Basskay 2 months ago
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@Basskay Nah man, I want to know if u mad...lol. You sound mad....
hitcharide1 2 months ago
@hitcharide1 You know he isn't serious right? This shit is comic gold.
coolhwhip49 2 months ago
@hitcharide1 um...I'm not trying to start a fight but you do know that the bank collapse happened UNDER Bush right? that the economy tanked before obama took office? I mean I'm not going to defend the dude, he's made some pretty stupid descicions and bucked under the republicans a few to many times. but the economic collapse wasn't totally his fault, he wasn't even in office when it happened.
BobTheSkeleton 1 month ago
I would say something but it would be counterproductive .
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This was funny
jongjong1989 4 months ago
@tran125 When you're insulting someone's intelligence you should at least use proper grammar.
teamrobhogg 4 months ago
I watched this while eating a sandwich, I almost choked to death from laughing
chiliandcornbread09 4 months ago
I don't want to be in Old Ohio. Ewe, skoal.
SuperCowFilms 4 months ago
obama blows
ooDirtyMickoo 4 months ago
We have this problem here in IL East St Louis St Claire county and Chicago's Cook County effectively control the state. Out of 103 or 4 counties all a Democrat has to do is when 4 and they control the state.
Here in Cook County we are the most taxed citizens of this country in fact all the surrounding towns of Chicago are calling for literal succession and right after Obamas Election some surrounding towns actually voted for succession from the County but seeing Democrats don't like people vo
Ganon446 4 months ago
This video is now three years old... Since Obama has taken office it seems like more and more of the country is morphing into east Cleveland... How wonderful. Go Obama!
GrubGripe 4 months ago
i hate democrats all they do is give out money to people who dont need it
tran125 5 months ago
@tran125 Just like republican give money to people who dont need it... TAX breaks for the RICH DUMMY!!!
Lucasbluecat 4 months ago
@Lucasbluecat Rebublicans arent afraid to go to war like a pussy demorcrat like you
tran125 4 months ago
@tran125 Wow, you changed the subject quick. I won that one. War is the final card to be played. If you think quickly going to war is a good thing then I really have no use talking to you because you too dumb to learn otherwise. Why dont you back up your GUN-HOE attitude and justify going to war in Iraq? I will help you out on this one. Oil. Thats why we are there. War also makes money.. not money for you. For rich evil assholes. Ok now you go! Think before you type!
Lucasbluecat 4 months ago
@Lucasbluecat your retarded im not reading that
tran125 4 months ago
@tran125 You are so easy to debate. I win round two.. I will stop here cause too many words will just confuse you...
Lucasbluecat 4 months ago
@Lucasbluecat k
tran125 4 months ago
c'mon man! You made me shoot coffee out my nose. Coffee!
jfstarr 5 months ago
Typical white liberal runt.
BaronVonGotha 5 months ago
Lol, I get enough shit for saying I live in Kentucky. I eventually started telling people I lived in Cincinnati because of how close it was to where I actually live and have to cross the river every day ( I live in NKY). Now I get on here and see this? Sad face.
I understand this video is a joke but now I am sad and cant tell people where I live. A small portion of Ohio isnt to blame. America as a whole is.
tfms1andy 5 months ago
Hooters the State!
xASYxLUMx 5 months ago
Fail.
kiinux 5 months ago
im a conservative and i find this funny lol
TheCrayonMan529 5 months ago
Your an idiot.
ZakTaylor23 5 months ago
@ZakTaylor23 *you're
TorySoma 5 months ago 2
Here's a thought...move to California. Sorry you can't have every state be all Democrat; I'm really sorry you can't have your way all the time. But you CAN move to a like-minded area where all the retards will all vote for retarded Democrats and leave all the retards in Ohio to vote for retarded Republicans. I'll stay right where I am, not bitch about opposing viewpoints different than mine, and vote Libertarian or Independent.
korn1536 5 months ago
this is nearly 3 years old -- HOPE AND CHANGE FTL!
mjcoelho3 5 months ago 2
i used to like this guy...then i saw this video, hes and idiot
kotdrop 5 months ago
@kotdrop an*, i love how you can't edit your comments on youtube...
kotdrop 5 months ago
If every country in the world would be divided into politicly coloured zones, it'd make the world a better place. Though I'm not from America, I'm sure there are other states where the majority votes for democrats. Consider moving there.
Tuck213 6 months ago
At the end of this video the video listed as "up next" was "Man gets ass beat by cops." I didn't watch it, mainly because I didn't want to be disappointed if it wasn't Mike Polk.
Creldarix 6 months ago
Sadly, This is true.
Taterzoid 6 months ago
I back this idea. When you said two hours south, I was worried Columbus was going to be left out of New Ohio. I'm fine with these ideas, including the destruction of Cincinnati.
osufan765 6 months ago 2
FAIL at 1:29 those are paitball guns
JACKCUTIEPIE25 6 months ago 2
lol your sad....Hopefully Ohio votes GOP in 2012.....mainly so you can cry like a baby.
AmericanPatriot1994 6 months ago
Your a racist and a bigot to laugh about slavery and simple people.
ben5017 6 months ago
for someone who lives 2 hours south of Cleveland(Tuscarawas County), that's pretty much how we live down here.
cReNtScH768 6 months ago
What makes you so great to judge the Conservatives, Tea Party, Republicans, Libertarians? What do you do for a living? What great things have you done for America other than insulting Americans?Being progressive, you seem to love to live on the tax dollars the morons on America pay in taxes, but slap people in the face without regaurd?
Someday, your attitude of "your just not educated to understand" will be responded with "your not smart enough to have teeth." Messing with the strong is stupid.
ben5017 6 months ago
Can Cedar Point be in New Ohio please!!!
DaEpicStorm 7 months ago 2
Oh man, I just enrolled to get my doctorate from Xavier University in Cincinnati. I had no idea Cincinnati was so looked down upon. If I had, I would've reconsidered. Too late now, I move down there in a month.
TheUnsungVillain 7 months ago
I LOST it it at "HeeHaw" and continued to lost it throughout. You are funny and awesome sir, I like you!
Sei1863 7 months ago
Washington state needs this- oh wait the west side of the state already runs everything while the east side complains about government interference while accepting farm subsidies and ignoring the fact that Dino Rossi loses every election he takes part of
XClegacy 7 months ago
REPUBLICANS! THIS IS THE PROBLEM WITH YOU! He is JOKING AROUND! Haven't you ever been TEASED BY SOMEONE? THAT IS WHAT HE IS DOING. HE IS USING EMPHASIS. Besides, if you actually voted for someone like Sarah Palin, you probably do blow your money on Skoal, jerky, and brightly colored scratch-off tickets.
1georgeharrisonfan1 8 months ago 21
I'm surprised few, if any, people in California have thought of doing this with the more conservative eastern and central parts of the state. Let them go, call the new state West Nevada, since they're not much different politically and there you go.
SoA990 8 months ago
@SoA990 I should point out that I live in Nevada, though I lived in California for the first 12-13 years of my life. Nevada is a low-tax, high poverty hell hole, it's Galt's Gulch but far more violent. We make Alabama look intelligent. Don't believe me, then you've never been to Sun Valley.
SoA990 8 months ago
God i wish this would happen :/
IAML4DSMOKER 8 months ago 2
Yep...you're doing a great job up there....keep on a drankin the kool aid...
sixtiksix 9 months ago
Cincinnati has a democratic governor. And one of the best arts communities in the country. We sure aren't progressive or Republican alright
Kartozeichner 9 months ago
@Kartozeichner Yeah, I'm sure lots of people are drawn to Cincinnati's famous art community.
Sei1863 7 months ago
I don't think all those self proclaimed 'progressive' and 'diverse' yuppies in Yellow Springs are going to like being a part of "Old Ohio"! Also, I think this plan might face problems due to the overwhelming number of illegal aliens that have since taken up residence in Dayton and Springfield. Not to mention their largely democratic black populations.
ColonelSandersFinger 9 months ago
This can probably work for most states, quite truthfully.
DontGoInThere 9 months ago
I'll agree to this only if Toledo can secede to Michigan. We can be their problem now.
ImSorryToledo 9 months ago
So, all Conservatives are slack jawed rednecks. That's ok for you to say, but as soon as I call Liberals a bunch of Pinko-Commie Bastards, it's a big deal. Right? Right?
Maglev22 9 months ago
I find the fact that this, while toting the regional progressivism successes of New Ohio, was made right before the hastily made Cleveland tourism videos. Change of heart?
HerrDoktorel 9 months ago
Yu are a very ignorant person. I live in your so called "Old Ohio" and did not vote for Bush. Nor am I a racist. So for once in your adult life, think before you speak. Yu make yourself sound horrible. Just sayin, didnt your parents ever mention a thing called a "filter"? And you people wonder why we hate Columbus...Ughhh
themeaneverything 9 months ago
looks like 245 people blow 300 dollars on skoal, jerky, and brightly colored scratch-off tickets
penguinboy414 10 months ago 26
I find this video to be very offensive.I would like to see the same thing happen in Wisconsin with Dane County dropping out and they can call their new state crackpot haven.
dvferyance 10 months ago
Old Ohio could be North West Virginia- Ha
TevyeWill 10 months ago 2
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YES! Canton shall be saved.
MrCrazyGopher 10 months ago
Hilarious but I'm on the border of old Ohio and I'm not a stupid hick =P
JesusManPowerKick 10 months ago
I think we should do the same here in Iowa. We can have Eastern Iowa, filled with sane people, and then we can have Western Iowa or "Nebraska Lite", filled with people who voted for Steve King.
I'm tired of always being associated with that guy.
Thesterness 11 months ago
I'm from Zanesville, don't leave me with the rest of those batshit insane people ;_;
wiseguy105 11 months ago 5
it also includes teabaggers
1georgeharrisonfan 11 months ago
Republicans......... you have know idea what you are talking about. You were told to say the shit crazy shit you are saying now but think it's your own idea. Wash your hair, get your teeth fixed, and buy clothing that is actually from this century (literally).
1georgeharrisonfan 11 months ago
@1georgeharrisonfan Its spelled No not know. And the same goes for democrats. Its a world of repeaters.
Flakester2011 10 months ago
@GOMBPRODUXIONS lol u got that of of south park.
1georgeharrisonfan 11 months ago
MIKE POLK CAN COME TOO THE HOOD ANY DAY,I GOT YOUR BACK HOMMIE!!!LOVE FROM THE HOOD FOR MR POLK!!!!
MSDOSS 11 months ago 2
Enjoy living in the mistake on the lake dipshit
tostedcheeseman 11 months ago
people who thinks hes joking about the set of hee haw, i have been in ohio my whole life and im telling you, this guy speaks truth.
south or west of columbus and it really is a leave it to beaver trip back to the 50's
Trespasser249 11 months ago 4
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You are the most arrogant prick ever
bensevrywere 11 months ago
I'm not exactly sure what's more funnier; Obama's outcome after only being in office for only 2 yrs [somehow quadrupling our deficit] or the fact you look back at this video and feel stupid after saying all this now knowing OBama was a TERRIBLE choice. Oh btw, claiming Red states are bigoted, racist, sexist, etc. is in itself hypocritical. You're against profiling, but you've just profiled not only S/W ohio, but over half the nation.
theaznfishy 1 year ago
Please wikipedia "Appalachian Ohio" and learn what we're all about! Outside big business came here "the hills" and rapped our land of their resources and then left us poor & on the outside. Well my family was all coal miners here in these hills and we helped make the big cities grow, and keeped the lights on for ungreatfuls like yourself. Someone in a dark hole workin so you can power your youtube right now.
PaganAndrews 1 year ago
@PaganAndrews who taught you to use a computer?
pritchsds 1 year ago 2
@pritchsds Ma and Paw!
PaganAndrews 1 year ago
Your map drawing sucks! New Ohio includes Appalachian counties, which is us hill folk for you O'Bama retards! I was born in Zanesville, i don't vote in your two party only system, i'm a what you would call white, but i'm no christian (i'm Pagan meaning "one who dwells in the country"). I hate Cleveland, Cinci, & Columbus you can have them, but don't touch my Appalachian counties (remember we're the ones with all the guns, all the coal and all the moral values!
PaganAndrews 1 year ago
How dumb are the people that believe anyones vote for presidency even counts!!
wheelori814 1 year ago
it's funny how cleveland calls cincinnati irrational when they send dennis kucinich to congress every two years...
AlexOvechKHAN 1 year ago
hahah excelent
krisnnaabraham 1 year ago
U lie in Cuyahoga? Nice I live in Lake!
MrGuitarZeppelin 1 year ago
When I mailed a letter to my Senator, he wrote back that he will not take this into thought for it was racist would make Ohio look even worse. I don't get this. This will make Ohio look like the best state ever. Those hicks in Old Ohio can't even complete a damn thought besides, "Vote for the red". I will run for the senate seat next election and save us from the dipshits we are being forced to share Ohio with. In 2012, I promise that only Cinncinati will end, if Sarah Palin doesn't Become Prez.
1georgeharrisonfan 1 year ago 17
As an Ohioan living in Summit County, I fully support the Mike Polk Ohio Secession Compromise Plan.
011Haji 1 year ago 3
The people he referred to that "come out of the hills to collect their rebate checks" have always and will always vote democrat. So much for being a socially considerate liberal. Also, explain why cities that have been dominated by liberal politicians have rampant poverty and unemployment; case in point-Cleveland and Youngstown. Now compare that with Delaware County, the wealthiest and fastest growing county in the state. Also home to more Republicans/capita than anywhere else in central Ohio ;)
bucknation2012 1 year ago
@bucknation2012 FUCK YOU
pulliamthomas 1 year ago
I support the plan, especially now that they've taken our state back over, but I think that the southern border should be moved up north a little, so it's north of Delaware County. Tons of Conservatards there. And Cleveland should be the capital, unless anybody has any better ideas.
emofoxfire1337 1 year ago
@emofoxfire1337 so elections don't go your way and now its time to secede? and southern ohio is intolerant, bigoted, etc.?
wsdonovan 1 year ago
Funny...some people and I joked about this in college...except our version sold Toledo to Michigan (because they would go from being #4 in OH to #2 in MI), youngstown would be stripped of its remaining industry and TV stations (and given to Akron) and our state would be called cuyahoga. :-)
urbanpreppie05 1 year ago
Lebron James
misterbitches 1 year ago
Old Ohio should be called GlennBeckistan. That's about what it equals out to here in Florida and also out in Utah, Texas, Mississippi, and possibly Michigan.
commodorefan2 1 year ago 2
Wow. Talk about offensive.
lighthouserob 1 year ago
Man, why don't you come to France ?
We already have millions of liberal mother fuckers like you, you'll go un-noticed here.
Hope you get a cancer, or better, a bullet through your dick head.
061369317 1 year ago
Hooters; the State!
BBBoggs 1 year ago 2
mike polk sucks ass
thompsonjeremiah 1 year ago
@thompsonjeremiah Not even close to as much as the rightards in Old Ohio do.
timmmahhhh 1 year ago
@timmmahhhh and DEFINITELY not as much as you do.
thompsonjeremiah 1 year ago
@thompsonjeremiah You would know about sucking ass - the election is over so time for you to skeeter back up Rush Limpball's asshole.
timmmahhhh 1 year ago
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@thompsonjeremiah I WILL RAPE YOU IN THE ASS WITH A SAW YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT
pulliamthomas 1 year ago
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Are you fucking nuts or do actually believe this!
gunzrkewl 1 year ago
Hey if you wanna live in a socialist state by all means.
gunzrkewl 1 year ago
People need to chill the fuck out. everyone's getting so worked up because this is just soooo serious. stop taking a damn youtube video so personally and appreciate the humor, you tight wads!
backwardsbrilliance 1 year ago
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Check out my video. If you don't believe in secession, then you believe in slavery, for you are for enslaving people to a government that they want no part of:
youtube.com/watch?v=oiH_XnqnyHU
ErikLiberty 1 year ago
I admit I hated Ohio for giving us Bush in 2004, but this video is some consolation and your cleveland tourism videos are funny
K12999 1 year ago
I never get enough of this video. I crack up EVERY time!
Galexy129 1 year ago
@Galexy129 I've been pasting the link into a lot of Facebook replies mentioning Boehner to help give illustration to his district LOL
timmmahhhh 1 year ago
I like North Kentucky better than Old Ohio. That way it tells you all you need to know about it, right in the name.
Thesterness 1 year ago
@Thesterness I've been pasting the link into a lot of Facebook replies mentioning Boehner to help give illustration to his district LOL
timmmahhhh 1 year ago
this is awesome
xCARL0Sx 1 year ago
How's that hope and change workin' out for 'ya? How's that election last week treatin' ya?
- Slack jawed yokel from Silicon Valley, formerly of Toledo.
rrz518 1 year ago
I love this guy...he is hysterical!!! ROFL!!!
andell1 1 year ago
Insert Illinois (Chicago), Wisconsin (Milwaukee-Madison), Minnesota (Minneapolis-St. Paul), Michigan (Detroit), Misery (St. Louis), Pennsylvania (Philly), for the exact same senerio for all the Midwest (no hope for Iowa or Indiana though, Inianapolis is just as red as the rest of the state).
bwd2001 1 year ago
your drawing skills are superb!
you idea of comedy....well we all have things we have to work on.
killaz441 1 year ago
I love you
nuclearfetus 1 year ago
That was ALMOST the funniest thing I've ever seen until he 1) put Cincinnati waaayyyy to far East (he should probably know where the city is that he wants to blow up) and then 2) Assuming that it's ok to lump us regular, civil, normal, decent folks w/ the hill jacks he thinks we ALL are?! BUT it's not ok to lump him with us?!? Hmmm LOL ~besides those 2 lil facts he missed he's hill-ar-i-mus <~ yes that was on purpose and not the result of being the hill jack he believes me to be ;o)~
CMHolcomb1 1 year ago
God, you right wingers always seem to have your panties in a bunch. It's called comedy. You guys really need a better sense of humor and stop taking things so seriously.
pygmallion13 1 year ago
lol im from columbus, and im glad ted lost. suck it libs.
scarab088 1 year ago
I love how Mke Polk says the dems are so great, but has parody tourist videos on youtube pointing out how shitty Cleveland is..... Cleveland has been run by dems for years. Mike, your man in the box videos are funny, but you don't know shit about politics.
mach3moe 1 year ago
You can keep you socialist democrats
VelociRaptor93 1 year ago
Hey dummy how do you like this country now.
VelociRaptor93 1 year ago
@timmmahhhh OMG that would be the fucking greatest day of my life if I didn't have to pay into social security and medicare/medicaid.
cashin1243 1 year ago
At least 225 people live in Hooters: The State
superfroman 1 year ago 2
Someone's just mad that Right-wingers are really actually smarter than he is.
MrDizzizz 1 year ago
Mike Polk = Dip shit! Move back to S.F. or Hollywood
geekt 1 year ago
Super FAG!!
acepoolusa1 1 year ago
I don't support it, but I think it is hillarious.
123jjo456 1 year ago
LMAO!! omg, i wanted to check you out cuz I liked the Cleveland videos so much, and I think i like you....
Ihatethisalready17 1 year ago
republic, demoncrate.. whaa mother fuckers cry me a river. What happened ot actually voting for a guy that could do the job right and not worrying about what political group they where under. Point blank Democrats AND Republicans are both fucking morons, trying to still our constitutional rights and need to be shiped to somewhere far away.. like alaska :D *Apologizes ahead of time to the poor alaskans.... *
RenmarStriff 1 year ago
This fag is gonna be crying in November when the republicans take back everything. Lets see Obama get any of his pointless spending done then. Go plant a tree and move to San Fran and become someones bitch. Sissy
inflictionbassist 1 year ago
Yeah, because inner-city minority voters are so much more politically enlightened than rednecks.
wolfpack2013 1 year ago
I recently had the "pleasure" of spending my freshman year at the University of Cincinnati. I'm planning on transferring to OSU ASAP. Drive about an hour south into Kentucky and you can see the Infamous "Creation Museum" where you can have your picture taken with Adam, Eve, and a Herbivorous robotic T-Rex.
ElAteoMexicano 1 year ago
Well done!! I couldn't agree more. Keep up the good work.
4403390426 1 year ago
I finished scoole,And collage.I was just writing in a way i thought you would be able to understand.simpleton.Socialism has no place in america.
bjoe427 1 year ago
@bjoe427 Your writing also reflects that you rely on Fixed Noise for yout misinformation on socialism. Course if you don't like it you can turn down your medicare and social security when it's your time.
timmmahhhh 1 year ago
Fuck Cinci
ArchyBeatz 1 year ago
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This is fantastic!! As a fellow Ohioan I couldn't agree more!!
DarthVeach 1 year ago
This is fantastic!! As a fellow Ohioan, I couldn't agree more!!!
DarthVeach 1 year ago
@kevindmcclelland Who says Chuck full ?!? I say Chock full lol
Subzzero93 1 year ago
you are an idiot,
why dont you move to washington,you socalist,and lick obomas bag.
bjoe427 1 year ago
@bjoe427 Better idea: you could finish high school and learn how to properly use the English language.
octopusmanly 1 year ago