What do Lexile measures tell me about age-appropriateness.wmv

[CarCriticAssessor]

'Err ... what does a "minimalist" polished-up cue ball pate, charger "black tee-shirt", paired to an "understated" v-neck convey to your audience...when, under-cutting your "toned-down-ness", one's eye happens upon a) jarring hand animation, and b) tacky ... um ... trite "free publicity" [as propinquity should count ie, validate your message | reality] a la a Ralph Lauren logo "strategically posed": net-of-net, weird camera angle meshed to...um, um...sinister banality? But, then again, good!