I'd fuck my mother if she just died was still warm; hahahahaha ahhhh haaa.
al k seltzer please; suck a mother's cunt and I am a cock sucker and a mother fucker.
All you fuckers are stupeit. Fuck your all your mothers.
KUTZ COLE anyone believe anything I say gets your cock cut off as you shove it in your cole mothers puss after she's in her grave. Go fuck your mothers ass holes. These are all JOKES by the way people. Nothing serious okay!!
Once you see a picture of the real "Red" you'll realize that there wasn't one thing he said on these tapes, that he couldn't/wouldn't do to these guys if he would've ever gotten his hands on them in real life! He was a no-nonsense real life old tough guy! LOL.
No bit. These are real prank calls made to the Tube Bar owner/bartender Louis "Red" Deutsch in the Mid 70's located in Journal Square, a part of Jersey City NJ. by Jim Davidson and John Elmo. 2 locals, in they're late teen's at the time. They recorded the calls, and made tapes of them for their friends, and the rest is history. Jim now sells CD's of the now infamous calls, along with several others previously unheard. Wikipedia, or Google, Tube Bar, and you'll find out much more.
(k-t-z...heh heh heh heh ). The Tube Bar was in Jersey City, N.J. Legend has it a band of long hairs wound up there after missing the train back to NYC and got thrown out by Red, the owner. Revenge ensued ....into immortality.
fuckin a man, you know I try to tell everyone today into those sound board calls and jerky boys about red, most r even older than me, and they r like who? I found this cd when it was first on cd and nothing beats it. Half inch at a time!!!!!!!!
Hello Red is "Stu" there? What "Stu"? Pid. Stu Pid??? Yeah!! LOL!!!! Unbelieveable, he almost called the name out!!! Cole Cutz (Cold Cuts) was easy for them though...
Boring, are you insane? These calls are ground-breaking. These guys (known as the the Bum-Bar Bastards) inspired the Jerky Boys. In addition, every major league baseball team of the late 70's/early 80's listened to these calls fanatically in the clubhouse before games, not to mention Moe the Bartender from the Simpsons is based on Red.
I hear ya! I was in a recording studio working with a band, and when the engineer scrambled to find me a cassette tape, he unknowingly picked up one that had Red on the other side. Now this was 1985 when I got this. It is High Quality RED. And as with you, It has fanatically changed the way WE speak. Me and all my friends that listened. Red is "Family" to us. Crazy! But still so.
This was way before Howard I wish I was Original. I was there!! But Congrats Howard!!! Other people make you rich!!! Awesome.........
WatchMeShred 5 months ago
JERSEY CITY!!!!!!!
samtorres 6 months ago
HAHAHAHAH HE ALMOST CALLED STUPID OUT XD
hodenkrampf3 6 months ago
"we dug yer mudda up and fucta"
fullyhalfempy 7 months ago
BEST gags ever!!
GWHH76 7 months ago
Joe Pesci got all his fuckin lines from this guy. Seriously.
skittlesareyum48 7 months ago
@skittlesareyum48 yup almost everyone from casino especially - agreed
mastercryptic 7 months ago
KTZ....KUTZ!!!
WrathchildVA 8 months ago
"What are ya tawkin' about? What are ya sayin'?"
swami1 9 months ago
CAMEOVAHEAAAR YA YEALLE SONOMABITCH
karlhelvede 10 months ago
had sex with his mother's skeleton LOLOLOL !!!!!!!!!!!
mustangboy05 1 year ago
"Ya cocksucker I'll let you suck my prick"
FoulOwlOnTheProwl 1 year ago
ba ba booey!
joe6panther6 1 year ago
I'd fuck my mother if she just died was still warm; hahahahaha ahhhh haaa.
al k seltzer please; suck a mother's cunt and I am a cock sucker and a mother fucker.
All you fuckers are stupeit. Fuck your all your mothers.
KUTZ COLE anyone believe anything I say gets your cock cut off as you shove it in your cole mothers puss after she's in her grave. Go fuck your mothers ass holes. These are all JOKES by the way people. Nothing serious okay!!
MrKittrider2000 1 year ago
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K T Z - KUTTZ!!
blackk 1 year ago
I'll Fuck you before you talk to Hough Douche!!
blackk 1 year ago
Once you see a picture of the real "Red" you'll realize that there wasn't one thing he said on these tapes, that he couldn't/wouldn't do to these guys if he would've ever gotten his hands on them in real life! He was a no-nonsense real life old tough guy! LOL.
barneyrebel0123 2 years ago
No bit. These are real prank calls made to the Tube Bar owner/bartender Louis "Red" Deutsch in the Mid 70's located in Journal Square, a part of Jersey City NJ. by Jim Davidson and John Elmo. 2 locals, in they're late teen's at the time. They recorded the calls, and made tapes of them for their friends, and the rest is history. Jim now sells CD's of the now infamous calls, along with several others previously unheard. Wikipedia, or Google, Tube Bar, and you'll find out much more.
barneyrebel0123 2 years ago
is this abit?? that guys hilarious
itzfixed 2 years ago
" Yeah I just wanna tell ya we dug your modder up and fucked her....her skeleton." Thats the best
agentsmith28052 2 years ago 4
He Goes, "WHAT R U SAYIN!" "STU PIP!"
bcn1211 2 years ago
I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE Larry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mfan0825 2 years ago
Anybody named Kutz? K-T-Z?
(k-t-z...heh heh heh heh ). The Tube Bar was in Jersey City, N.J. Legend has it a band of long hairs wound up there after missing the train back to NYC and got thrown out by Red, the owner. Revenge ensued ....into immortality.
inNOLa4life 2 years ago
Why you lousy yellow rat bastard!
mikedonovancom 2 years ago 4
the skeleton was hilarious
canadaonly2 3 years ago
lol " he is my husband"..."oh ya" "LISTEN YOU MUTHA FUCKA
Ebolacrash 2 years ago 2
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like what you see? dont be nervous! MESSAGE ME (msn)! q
chobitsevas 3 years ago
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im bored =( O
blockxerin22 3 years ago
pranker:Hello i need to speak to hugh douche please. Red:Who? pranker: Hugh douche.
Red: I'll fuck you before you talk to hugh douche!
pranker: Yeah i'll fuck your mother
LOL!!!! HILARIOUS!!!!!!
railhaterssucmyprick 3 years ago 17
Great stuff! Boring, my ass...retard!
centuridan 4 years ago
fuckin a man, you know I try to tell everyone today into those sound board calls and jerky boys about red, most r even older than me, and they r like who? I found this cd when it was first on cd and nothing beats it. Half inch at a time!!!!!!!!
HorrorAngel666 4 years ago 3
"Hey, I just want you to know we dug up your mother and fucked her skeleton."
athaskreen 4 years ago 3
al kaseltser? GREAT
sserpent21 4 years ago 4
Hello Red is "Stu" there? What "Stu"? Pid. Stu Pid??? Yeah!! LOL!!!! Unbelieveable, he almost called the name out!!! Cole Cutz (Cold Cuts) was easy for them though...
GisherJohn24 4 years ago 10
U. Douche
tlhowell1970 4 years ago 3
Greatest prank calls ever. Classic doesn't even begin to describe it!
TheOneArmedViolinist 5 years ago 3
I know ya, don't worry!
Bopalena 5 years ago
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BORING
FOOTLOVERPOTHEAD 5 years ago
Boring, are you insane? These calls are ground-breaking. These guys (known as the the Bum-Bar Bastards) inspired the Jerky Boys. In addition, every major league baseball team of the late 70's/early 80's listened to these calls fanatically in the clubhouse before games, not to mention Moe the Bartender from the Simpsons is based on Red.
atomicalarmclock 4 years ago 4
I hear ya! I was in a recording studio working with a band, and when the engineer scrambled to find me a cassette tape, he unknowingly picked up one that had Red on the other side. Now this was 1985 when I got this. It is High Quality RED. And as with you, It has fanatically changed the way WE speak. Me and all my friends that listened. Red is "Family" to us. Crazy! But still so.
thatsgayyouregay 3 years ago
This is a classic! Man, this cult tape is hilarious!
MovieGeek1980 5 years ago
The tube bar tapes with red always make me pee my pants! Funny crap!
GBone77 5 years ago
Fuckin' Priceless ! well done.
HowardSterm 5 years ago