Freeman's Mind: Episode 16 (Half-Life Machinima)

[MrZbrokofsky]

Morgan freeman one of the leading scientists...also expert whistler.

[Eric69418]

That sign would go on smooped signs.com X3

[MaleDarin]

23:50

[MaleDarin]

23^50



[evilchao25]

I am 10 secpnds behind! me:XD

[lolwtf9009]

" I have a Doctors Degre!!!!" hilarous

[teoteous]

I am destined for greatness! Yes. Yes you are.

[857Evan]

When I play half life source I always use noclip to do pullups and I holster weapons and reenact Freemans mind

[newrev9er]

The underground Mario whistling at 3:20 is great >D

[blakebutters1]

1:39 the texture of that catwalk doesnt change on the broken bit

[papabungle]

"Of course the catwalk folds like cardboard but the friggen' pipes are fine!"

Lol.

[pokemonluver32299]

Why is there sex videos beside the video..?

[XxBlessedSpiritxX]

super merrio?

[powblocker]

@XxBlessedSpiritxX thats right

[TheWolfengal]

Wow... It was deep when he was talking about what could've happened when he wasted that ten seconds... Now I'm worried about watching this 030

[MRmr011]

Im getting a comedy show and a walk through what else could I ask for

[MrRedYoYoTT]

That big monster is creepy

[JellyBabe02]

Who else was singing along to the Mario themes? XD

[frostbiteCP0]

I cant open the silo door at 1:17 and by the fading door it seems that freeman did too. Anyone know how to fix this? I think I went thru it before but I didnt press the buttons, and now when I press the red sliding lever thing to open the door it wont do anything but slide the actual lever and not the door.

[ubermaster94]

watch with transcribe audio. its worth it.

[Lifeless9619]

why are all the video suggestions for this series a tad bit kinky?

[Bronze998]

@Lifeless9619

More importantly, why should we complain?

[minecrafter50]

I bang, you bang, we all bang together.

[9picklepowers]

@minecrafter50 BANG!

[sofrimento92]

lol may-rio

[ElectroTerapin]

@somescrewedupworld over 9000. Sorry.

[ScareCrow2891]

Seriously, how the hell are you supposed to turn that fan off ? o_O

[somescrewedupworld]

How many Assasins Creed games are they gonna make?

[jphw1992]

@somescrewedupworld well it is Activision and they like to kill their game franchises.

[RedRiku]

@somescrewedupworld they are gonna stop with 3 though id prefer they didnt assassins creed is awesome

[bentotheclarke]

why is there always mild porn on the right

[SimsSeriess]

I think Gordon meant to say

He who fights with monsters might take care less he thereby become a monster

[Pnomnom]

it took me 16 episodes to figure out...WHERE THE HELL ARE ALL THE LOADING SCREENS!

[MalicSoulstorm]

"I wonder if the aliens are eatable..."

[THEtoothPICK999]

Nitzche's latest album is out on itunes

[Zmistake]

oh! The 80 facehuggers !

[MaxPayneIzRudog]

What the hell? Now we have advertisements before the videos too!

[romarpatacsil]

at 4:28 lol

[romarpatacsil]

the greatest pipeline walker at 1:34 while whistling but that was SICK!

[wackydude7]

drama ep1

[animeluvr1993]

lol he says mario funny..... like (marry oh )

[animeluvr1993]

the guy who narrates these is really funny.... he should become a comedian .... i would pay to see his show

[HelliMFromGreenland]

I'm aawesome!

[orange24ist]

"I bang, you bang, we all bang altogether"

Me: XD

[Trybut3]

yo! i'm a drummer for a recently formed metal band here on Iowa and i don't look like that

[iinducelulz]

amazing mario song whistleing xD

[xRhadical]

i hate that top comments are always flooded with the funny parts of the video!

[TheVampireCabbit]

Oh my god i love Black Mesa's no OSHA compliance rules. Seriously, what do they do when a health inspector shows up?

"Who the FUCK designed this?? How are you supposed to turn that on without dying?" Pause. "How are you even supposed to turn it off??"

[Silverthunder100]

Cool! Just like super mayrio! Love how he mispronounced that..

[flora2378]

like house of DEAD 4!!

[bipinformprotect]

5:50 Does anyone notice that one blade is oriented differently from the other 2 ?

[AnimeLoverLukara]

@bipinformprotect Wouldn't that be counter-productive?

[bipinformprotect]

@AnimeLoverLukara I know right? Black Mesa is just a bunch of jackasses right ? ? ? XD

[AnimeLoverLukara]

@bipinformprotect You got that right... People who can't even do their jobs

[yourrealnightmare]

@bipinformprotect maybe they'll patch it...

[Ketchapoern101]

"I wonder if Nietzsche was in a band"

[SonicManEXE]

The transition from episode 15 to 16 shows off the Machinima intro used now. 06:19 It also shows that Machinima's annotations got more annoying.

[LegendOfZelda98]

he better do this 4 half life 2

[AFROJASON666]

I've wanted to turn so many things he's said into a T-shirt

[massivive]

turn on transcribe audio and skip to 6:19

TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLO

[ULTIM4TEG4MING]

FREEMAN FOR PRESIDENT!!! THUMBS UP IF YOU AGREE!!!

[ThunderCavalier]

@ULTIM4TEG4MING

I think he'd prefer "Ultimate Ruler", but president works too.

[AntonPrivalov1]

Candidats for the president:

1.Ross Scott

2.Vash12349

3.Gordon Freeman

[killerslayer543]

@AntonPrivalov1

4.Gangrelion >:D

[xXgordenXx]

78 people didnt make it pass the fan.

[xXgordenXx]

Hey what ever happend to the subbtitles a long time ago?

[boogame272]

um why did gordon guess right about half life 2 at 2:26

[Bruno1020xp]

Super Gordon Freebros e.e

[RHKB3n3]

i just could read all the comments,i would get the same result as if i watched the video,because some people just cant stop quoting the goddamn video

[JLMBfreafin]

"did I pick the right one? I did not."

Actually, you did! HA

[RedRiku]

he shouldve had a 16.5, with him falling into that radioactive stuff, thinking about stuff with the screen black on the way down lol

[BWOFilms]

ive watched this 2 times through now. it made me buy the game. now im stuck on a part. this series proves to be the most hilarious tutorial also. great show and tutorial. two birds one stone!

[eternalstick]

"IM AWESOME"

[SmiteFieldProduction]

All he ever does is complain! I LOVE IT!!!

[TheEvilFishAssassin]

"Is that what all these grenades are for?"

Death By Laughter

[SodaCant]

omg XD 0:39 with captions "well homelessness in the because this the most dangerous thing i've seen in my wife"

[elmer293]

wait what am i doing here

[TheLoneSniper554]

I bang, U bang, We all bang together... LOL

[BossHossGT500]

it's just like super mareo

[Cosmographia83]

Does it really matter if a girl sees this or not? I find it ridiculous that there has to be this need of letting people know your gender and the fact that you or you would not play video games. I suppose in the 80's it would mean something, but considering most of us are new generation late 80's-late 90's, video games are easier to purchase AND play.

[weeatyourchocolate]

am i the only girl who sees this? :i

[bringrofmanyachuckle]

@weeatyourchocolate No.

[MissKissSakura]

@weeatyourchocolate NOOO :D i played this game and i'm loocking if i misst somthing xD

[erickalmeida21]

@MissKissSakura First time i finished is 2004 and the last time is 2007

[MissKissSakura]

@erickalmeida21 Okey o.o

[erickalmeida21]

@MissKissSakura and you ??

[MissKissSakura]

@erickalmeida21 i'm playing right now i just loocking if i missed somthing o.o

[erickalmeida21]

@MissKissSakura Normaly the games dont let you miss anything only weapons

[MissKissSakura]

@erickalmeida21 ahhh okeyy x'D iguess this is not like alice .. xd

[erickalmeida21]

@MissKissSakura yeah im playing but i missed much things

[MissKissSakura]

@erickalmeida21 on alice you meean?

[erickalmeida21]

@MissKissSakura Yeah

[MissKissSakura]

@erickalmeida21 okey ^^^i diden't miss nothing xD

[Boleniana]

@weeatyourchocolate I'm female as well.

[CrazyProductions0002]

at 1:18 anyone notice when he hits the switch the door just vanishes.

[veniceiceman]

"freeman" is a bit like me we both work at a place we hate, are close to paraniod, and we wanna loot black mesa

[TheSecretNinja2000]

0:52 to 0:55 thats what she said

[ironhawk111]

lol drummers.. TAKE THAT PERCUSSION SECTION >:D

[786Puffy]

3:50 or You'll avoid a certain death from falling rock crumbles.

(Check the top comment for episode 21 if you didn't get it.)

[napkinshower]

i just realized that this guy sounds like a young scott mosier 

[maximus9401]

lol, what the hell is merio??!! XD

[Aznorolda]

i hate these trailers..... creepy

[Eddie0190]

omfg scary advertisement -.- i got some horror movie trailer lol

[awesomedude192]

i bang you bang we all bang together... thats what she said

[burnerthehedgehog]

1:39

anyone know what song that is? catchy as hell...

[SlairMongrel]

@burnerthehedgehog The Daring Young Man on the Flying Trapeze

[Flowersim]

CONVERSATION OF THE DAY!!!

Random Person: So you need Insurance on your mansion!

Random Woman: Yes, Is that a problem?

Random Person: Well, due to the fact that your house is a mansion, I would say it would cost more!

Random Woman: What!!! I don't need this crap! My brother is allready stuffing bodies in his cupboard because of all the drunk people wanting his autograph. Then we have to clean the blood up, and when it stains! You tell me it costs more!!!

I want a lawyer...

ROFL

[Transmissional]

And if it was a real fat guy they might have to use a hand trolley!

[augie318]

HOW DO U DO THIS , im playing this game rite now and its hard foe plz help

[coolanthony57]

@augie318 just do what he was doing like a turorial :)

[bluezgoldz]

@augie318 He has infinate ammo and god mode thats why he wont die its also the reason why he doesnt need the "batteries" and health packs. This game is not really hard u can kill anything with a crow bar. If you dont want to risk your hp, then shoot those aliens or soldiers that has range attacks or deal heavy meelee damage. If you have no infinate ammo on, i suggest you kill most of your enemies with crowbars because when you reach this first boss part (Tenticles) you will have run out of ammos

[TheDarkAvenger041]

@bluezgoldz No @ no. you obviously spray and pray, and are blind, because he reloads often. Ammo consumption is not really that heavy. Basically use the crowbar until you have sufficient ammo for the pistol, use the pistol until you can use SMG well, smg to shotgun, ect.

[bluezgoldz]

@TheDarkAvenger041 bro i dont waste a single bullet in hl because i know that when i reach tentacles my bullet is close to zero.I shoot everything with my own controled burst fire(Squat down). I always use crowbar for every single short range hostiles since then. And even if he reloads often, doesnt mean he doesnt have infinate ammo cause he may have finite amount of ammo capacity in his gun but, he have infinite ammo in his bag.

[TheDarkAvenger041]

@bluezgoldz Again, Use my afforementioned strategy. you can easily cap your ammo for each weapon using that strategy. considering HL2 is a gunplay focused game, they give out PLENTY of ammo. The crowbar is honestly a cheap way to kill headcrabs and remove debris without using a bullet. using the crowbar excessively on the soldiers is pointless, and a waste of time. Best thing you can do with it is crowbar only playthrough.

[bluezgoldz]

@TheDarkAvenger041 i know it gives plenty but if i play normally with guns it will run out at tenticles. After tenticles, then my bullet all came back. Maybe because i played hard mode but again maybe its not that.

[TheEar45]

Mairio XD

[milkshake1207]

crazy! how gigantic is this building?!

[lukaa999]

OMFG 4:47 - 5:15 :D :D so funny :D :D :D

[zupergozer]

I FUCKING HATE THIS, I WILL KILL THE MAKER OF THIS VIDEO GOD THIS IS RETARDED!!! i am speaking about those damn YouTube commercials of course

[Herbzu]

Yes, you are awesome!

[rollercoasterocker]

"At least there were no witnesses this time"

850,000 views, Gordon...

[Masterlink981]

@rollercoasterocker You mean 864,310 plus me equals a lot of Freeman Fans. I WANT TO MEET GORDON FREEMAN SO FUCKING BADLY!!! I'D TALK TO HIM ABOUT HOW I HATE HEAVY METAL AND LOVE ROCK'N ROLL AND LIKE ALIENS! THE MOVIE NOT THE CREATURE!

[Anarkiados]

@Masterlink981

Wow. You're annoying.

[Masterlink981]

@Anarkiados No not really. You are. Your the one who had to respond. I wasn't intending the message FOR you. I was intending it for the guy above.

[TheMrBreinholtz]

@rollercoasterocker and the number grows every day

[mastersduhgree]

@rollercoasterocker gwahahaha....thats funny dude.

[candyman812]

lol maryo hahaha

[candyman812]

lol mArio ....

[DeadHappyFilm]

Mary O lol

[danny77666]

freeman can whistle anything cant he

[Wulf96]

YAY FOR STARSHIP TROOPERS!!!!!!

[jakfang5]

@Wulf96 YAY

[konadoggeh]

they really should do this for Half-Life 2

[MidnightGrunt]

Why does it seem the graphics in this game suck EXCEPT for the water that looks better than water in video games now??

[zkilla30]

@MidnightGrunt I think it might be a mod for the game or something...or perhaps it's the source version...but don't quote me on that.

[ManlyPastry]

@MidnightGrunt It's the Source version of the game, which basically adds ragdoll physics and fancy water effects.

[DoctaCraker]

@Minecrafter678 its called Machinima

[jakfang5]

thumbs up if you started whisaling with gordin

[TheMrPinnell]

@jakfang5 thumbs up if you can actually spell 'gordon' and whistling

[TheMrPinnell]

@jakfang5 thumbs up if you can actually spell 'gordon' and 'whistling'

but yes, i was whistling with him.

[jakfang5]

@TheMrPinnell im bad at spelling what can i say

[ervinasroblox3]

@Minecrafter678 Yeah!

Good idea!

[Slaya0Zombies1243]

@Realium why are you under the table? are you giving your CPU a BJ?

[ReimuHakureiShrine]

@Realium HURR

[Technos72]

@Realium I wasn't

[XaMiDe31]

@Realium fag

[RetardedAndRandomTV]

why is it that i dont stop laughing in this episode until it ends? XD

[quertzoid]

*jokingly suggest idea*

*see enormous industrial fan*

*continue thought as if nothing happened*

[RedRiku]

hey its cool to have the force and a saber, then you can slam someone back into a wall and throw your saber at em lol

[DarthVader807]

@RedRiku Especially if you're of the dark side, like me ! The jedi are just too good to choke or kill anybody. It is better of being a sith.

[RedRiku]

@DarthVader807 and theres the force lightning which the jedi dont seem to like using...WHY THE HELL NOT??? it is freaking awesome lol

[DarthVader807]

@RedRiku Well you see the Force Lightning is a dark side move. It pulses through your veins causing pain and agony which the jedi see as wrong. They believe that the force should be used to make the world a better place and not one of death and destruction. So they avoid moves which the refer to as "dark" like force crush, force choke, force lightning etc.

[RedRiku]

@DarthVader807 yeah i always go for the dark side =D

[xXDakottaXx]

FUCK THIS FREAKING CARS THE 2ND MOVIE AD IS ANOYYING THE SHIT OUT OF ME

[drewbocop]

What was the procedure to skip ads on videos again? Anyone?

[AwsmDrew]

He says it mAIRio it's mAREo

[TrueRobloxianvids]

@AwsmDrew Actually, It's pronounced mAIRio because mARIo. ARI Dignifies AIR. So therefore, Hepronounces right, and you pronounce it with an American Accent

[GrayPathogen]

Many crowbars we call "Murder of crowbars." Always have one for kombat. Ha.

[l4dtankman]

Even though I've played all the half life 2s the first looks awesome. If I get it u wanna know wat Gonna do? Crowbar mantaj or crowbar killing spree. We will have to wait and see

[MyAddicted123]

Thats right, i bang, you bang, we all bang together... HAHAHAHHA

[frootofaloom]

the way you say mario makes me want to crowbar people

[obsoletebossk]

Dumbass outer space octopus.

[TimeTraveler1994]

75 people don't have degrees.

[bugoy111]

I bang, you bang we all bang together. XXDDDD

[tumnus32]

I watch the ads that you can skip just to spite the unskippable ads that i ignore.

[dqbert]

75 people make bad jokes like this... shit

[1234juggernaut]

75 aliens ate the explosives

[str0m]

OMG this is CLASS A comedy!!!