Yea all the girls are after a guy who looks like he just rolled out of bed with the sounds of empty beer cans rattling somewhere in his opulant double-wide trailer. The stained trucker hats just scream "Winner"
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Also: Ewww! He touched a PUBLIC PHONE with his beef stick and continued to eat it. Enjoy your E. Coli and Hepititis
Hi-larious! I just realized he used the chewed end of his Slim Jim to hang up the public payphone. Gross! I woulda used the other end so I could keep eating that giant meat stick. Hah!
Keith Stone and the Old Spice guy should've teamed up in Superbowl commercial mini action movie :o Between Keystone and Old Spice, I think they could've come up with the funds.
this one time mah buddy keith wus in a mini mart and this cryin bride gurl came in an tried tah call someone, so he thought it'd be a good idea tah touch her with his beef stick an.......
Who owns KeyStone Beer. ? ? ?...answer : WALL Street Corporation Executives taking million dollar bonus's........And to think they mock typical REDNECKS...with these commercials. Go on love the commercial while the executives laugh at the poor drunk bastards blowin their paychecks on beer ..killing brain cells at the same time ! Just remember that this is a mockery...think about it !
i love how he has a giant slim jim thing. its nice to get a laugh from a commercial. they are usually boring and jsut wanna sell you something. now i can look forward to seeing more of keith and get to see what he is up to from time to time, it looks like he gets alot of women.....god keith your so smooth....
I don't even drink beer but this is sooo funny especially when he says "Everything is gunna be totaly fine then My name Deep voice Yeah. Is Keith Stone"
Does your man look like me no. can he smell like me? yes!
should he use Old spice body wash? I don't know do you like the smell of adventure? do you wanna man who smells like he can bake you a gourmet cake in the dream kitchen he built for you with his own hands?
of course you do. SWAN DIVE! into the best night of your life.
so ladies should you man smell like an old spice man? you tell me.
I seen these comercials there classics finally tried a keystone on fathers day maaaaan been drinking them since! 13.99$ for a 30 pack can't beat that lol
if u listen its like she only hits 3 buttons on the pay phone, how many are there 411 or 911 she was clearly disturbed, keith stone just talked her out of reporting domestic abuse. Why did she only dial 3 buttons lolish
uh why is this the best ad of all time? Because of mullet beer drinking Slim Jim eating Goober, who in his own delusion thinks he's cool? Or is it the mini-skirt blond bride hottie? Or a combination of the two? Or other?
@Explode36 your not a real man are you? your just pretending to be.if you don't get this you really need to check your manhood. you probably like rascal flats and big and rich.fucking pussy.
I didn't say it wasn't funny you ignorant, inbred, illiterate, hillbilly. The meaning of my comment was: WHAT exactly and specifically makes it most funny? Now go have more sex with your sister and eat your boogers. You're more sensitive than a high school girl on PMS with a suppository shoved-up her who-nanny. . CYAD. ....By the way the chick in this video was a contestant on the Price is Right a couple of months ago. She is from Florida and Georgia; majored in marketing in college.
@Explode36 i love the way people see my name and want to call me illiterate,yet here i am typing and reading your gay ass come back. and sister fucking,man that's so so original.booger eating? what are you like 10? and who says shit like who-nanny? you have just revealed way more than what we ever needed to know about why you don't get it. like i said check your manhood son because you can't be more than 14 at the most.
The fact that you're a bunion eating moron has nothing to do with your screen name. It's more about your poor spelling and flawed logic that leads you to the wrong conclusions. That is probably why you're slamming your sister, or your brother, or whoever it is instead of impressing someone outside your gene pool. Now before you start gargling with a mouth full of marbles again, why don't you figure out a way to move out of your mother's basement, grow a sack & find a real woman like Keith Stone.
@Explode36 "You're more sensitive than a high school girl on PMS with a suppository shoved-up her who-nanny."
- so says the child that has yet to get into high school... Why do children and retarded people insist on starting arguments and sounding "cool" over the internet?
Ha. Thats a crazy ass big jerky. Where would they get that from
LuBu20008 1 month ago
lets petition a bill into congress giving jack black a legal right to kick this guy in the balls 70 times for impersonating him
SummernlightningUSA 3 months ago
Smoothest man ever.
TheABAmusic 3 months ago
haha i always tell my boyfriend hes smoother than keith stone
CrazyChicaChick 3 months ago
I want his ringtone O_O
XXxJamesRootxXX 4 months ago
I may hate Keystone Light beer, but Keith Stone is smooth... redneck, but still smooth
EuropeYear1917 4 months ago
Always
SuperRMTV 5 months ago
keith stone my sir is a hardass,
strawberrylegs420 6 months ago
7 people arent smooth.
CharitonWeed 7 months ago
Keith Stone is my idol
TheSpartanking2 7 months ago
YES
fuckyourmother1960 7 months ago
There's a lot of ads that are just pure knock-offs of the old spice kind (the DQ ones are unforgivable) but Keith Stone is a notch above the rest.
I would let him date my daughter, or since I don't have one, my friends hot sister that I've been trying to get at.
Chucktanium 7 months ago 2
Keith Stone should arm wrestle the most interesting man in the world!
DickButtKiss707 8 months ago
FUNNY, He reminds me of Jack Black :)
A13eautiful1 8 months ago
@A13eautiful1 Thats the point jack black came up with the character
twostupidforks 8 months ago
@twostupidforks Uhhmmm, Thats good to know!
A13eautiful1 8 months ago
Keith Stone is Joe Dirt's long lost cousin
PeyPey1791 8 months ago
0:21 yeah
Taureg96 8 months ago
That is the biggest slim jim I've ever seen :)
minstertruth 8 months ago
I WANT THAT BEEF STICK.
BackdoorPlumber 8 months ago
@studmuffffffin it's called a pay phone.
Emigdiosback 8 months ago
I just hope he didn't get back to chewing the dirty slimjim.
justin20877 8 months ago
Great ad, shitty beer. I still love the commercials though.
riceball23 8 months ago
Keith Stone and Macho Man Randy Savage are the most hetro sexual people of all time.
spazzjam669 9 months ago
Funny but keystone tastes like shit!!
Dmac11a666 9 months ago
Macho Man would be proud.
bubbajimmy8 9 months ago
keith motherfucking stone
god damn he's smooth
Gregd8888 9 months ago
I need a slim Jim like his
MGmexican 9 months ago
Ive tried this and it does work
DieWhileGettingLaid 9 months ago
What is that thing she's talking on? I've never seen one of those before.
studmuffffffin 9 months ago
keith. fucking. stone.
BAMeynig 10 months ago
Yea all the girls are after a guy who looks like he just rolled out of bed with the sounds of empty beer cans rattling somewhere in his opulant double-wide trailer. The stained trucker hats just scream "Winner"
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Also: Ewww! He touched a PUBLIC PHONE with his beef stick and continued to eat it. Enjoy your E. Coli and Hepititis
nurb101 10 months ago
@nurb101 He's just that smooth
steeve1r 9 months ago
Where do they sell those slim jims? Do want.
Cr1s1sC0re 10 months ago
i love the keith stone commercials. too funny
fischypoodle 11 months ago
Keith Stone's actual name is Badass McMurderton. He changed it because Keith Stone sounds tougher.
NICK41206 11 months ago 2
So stupid
imaStonesGirl1 11 months ago
Does anyone know if you can actually get on of those extremly oversized beef sticks?
LoyaltySucks 11 months ago
yeahh
LemonMerigueTie 1 year ago
Keith Stone is a god.
theliarintheglass 1 year ago 2
Keith Stone > Chuck Norris
sofndfkj 1 year ago
I wonder if he continued to eat the jerky after using it to dial numbers on that dirty keypad.
Lufisyth 1 year ago
Hi-larious! I just realized he used the chewed end of his Slim Jim to hang up the public payphone. Gross! I woulda used the other end so I could keep eating that giant meat stick. Hah!
pmmills1 1 year ago
NOW IM OFFICIALLY GAY
nbmp80 1 year ago
Keith Stone and the Old Spice guy should've teamed up in Superbowl commercial mini action movie :o Between Keystone and Old Spice, I think they could've come up with the funds.
TwistedD85PS3 1 year ago
@TwistedD85PS3
dont forget the most interesting man in the world
dgd138 1 year ago
@dgd138 My god... I don't think my TV could've taken it! D:
TwistedD85PS3 1 year ago
@bobby06445 You are not Keith Stone. There is only one Keith Stone and that's the one in the commercial. No one can be like him...
Pieceshtcar97 1 year ago
i love how he looks right into the camera after saying his name
frantowntyson 1 year ago
my name is keith stone!!!!!!!!
bobby06445 1 year ago
(Manly dark voice) Yeaaahhh. I'm Keith Stone.
rymeister245 1 year ago 2
this one time mah buddy keith wus in a mini mart and this cryin bride gurl came in an tried tah call someone, so he thought it'd be a good idea tah touch her with his beef stick an.......
natsukioftheflame 1 year ago
My name? (yeeeaaaaahhhhhhh) lol
dzr1974 1 year ago
He touched her with his beef stick. heh heh
USAFORMERUSMC 1 year ago 50
I love Keith Stone! He and Kid Rock ought to hang out. Birds of a feather.......
scottdavis0676 1 year ago
is that the 'limited edition' 6ft jerKEY stick
undercovermfer 1 year ago 6
@undercovermfer lmao
9987666 1 year ago
I wanna be like Keith Stone when I grow up
WKaliberr 1 year ago
how come keith stone's ringtone is the tune from the sears crew commercial intro?
TheMadisonMadness 1 year ago
i wish Keith Stone would stomp out the gieco geko
battlestarnomore 1 year ago
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LMFAO...too funny!!!! look at the size of that slim jim...r u kidding me!!!
1Thorobred 1 year ago
LMFAO...too funny!!!! look at the size of that slim jim...r u kidding me!!!
1Thorobred 1 year ago
Edward Cullen ain't got shit on Keith Stone
CountDrake1 1 year ago 3
@CountDrake1 I agree, but why even mention Edward the Gay Vampire?
hanelina1988 1 year ago
Whenever I'm going through shit storm, I watch this. I feel better immediately after.
GoldeneyePwner 1 year ago
I want to be him when I grow up. *o*
xDarkCookies 1 year ago 3
ITS SOOOOOOOOOOO SMOOTH!
cweitz09 1 year ago
That's a mad moustache he's sporting there.
obglobgablob 1 year ago
Like WTF does this guy do for a living? Picks up girls so easy...... LOL
SandoTrini 1 year ago 2
This fool is Hilarious..... Lmao
SlySuccess 1 year ago
LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EhrichMattPatrick 1 year ago
I love how they made him look like a sleeze-ball
drewsky684 1 year ago
That is one fucking big slim jim.
rampagingacorn 1 year ago 64
@rampagingacorn That's what she saaaaaaaid
DevinGoesBARKx31 1 year ago
@rampagingacorn i laughed harder at your comment than this commercial
dboom101 10 months ago
lmaooooooooooooooooo
gtfomybrbk 1 year ago
thats me Keith Stone always smooth
chefykeystone 1 year ago
His ringtone is Boom I got your girlfriend. AWESOME
rawb44 1 year ago
At least they have their commercials targeted to their appropriate consumer base. White trailer trash America.
Way to lower the standard 'Coors Brewing Company in Golden, Colorado®.'
CaptEyepatch 1 year ago
so an inebriated fat guy eating some long meat hangs out in a mini mart looking for brides? and that's smooth? wtf?
develinangel 1 year ago
I wish I was as smooth as Keith Stone.
Scroogethh 1 year ago
if i were a woman keith stone would father my child
californiaisgarbage 1 year ago
I <3 his ringtone...
miniwelnick15 1 year ago
Hilarious
hdhock3y 1 year ago
SO SMOOTH ALWAYS!!!!!!!
mata60tube 1 year ago
so stupid.
forkinator 1 year ago
This Commercial OWNZ!!!
heatman74 1 year ago 3
KSL is great....I drink a 12 pack every day!
W806D 1 year ago
WWKSD??
RCassII 1 year ago
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RCassII 1 year ago
only keith stone can buy slim jims in that size haha
Lemos4Life22 1 year ago
i wanna get a very long slim jim like him!
miladsfloors 1 year ago
i wanna see more commercial make more
usmc31013 1 year ago
Where the fuck do I find a slim jim that big?
GeckoKimYuun 1 year ago
@GeckoKimYuun look in your ass
Baddboy187 1 year ago
i wish i was as smooth as keith stone
RiseToNothing 1 year ago
Bravo!!!!!!!
Tenicity 1 year ago
drink piss like your daddy did!!! Yay!!
Why would a gay guy: A. have a mullet B. drink shitty beer??? C. NOT comment on her dress???
OPE08 1 year ago
why is it when she says "smooth" its hilariously funny xD
phenomenalclassic93 1 year ago
i think i saw chuck norris and this guy shit faced at the bar last week
mrgoodstuff1990 1 year ago
this is a the worst commercial ever. Its so bad that they have to explain the punch line
mharris666 1 year ago
@mharris666 ur retarded
pillowpants5 1 year ago
@pillowpants5
Im retarded? Your the one who likes a commercial that was clearly made to appeal to retards. Or just hicks, either one is pretty useless
mharris666 1 year ago
@mharris666 u really suck two people are hatin on you on the internet
usmc31013 1 year ago
@usmc31013
hatin?? What are you a hick peace of trash? Its "hating", clearly this commercial was meant to appeal to retards and idiots who can't spell
mharris666 1 year ago
@mharris666 u suck
usmc31013 1 year ago
Who owns KeyStone Beer. ? ? ?...answer : WALL Street Corporation Executives taking million dollar bonus's........And to think they mock typical REDNECKS...with these commercials. Go on love the commercial while the executives laugh at the poor drunk bastards blowin their paychecks on beer ..killing brain cells at the same time ! Just remember that this is a mockery...think about it !
flythatbyme 1 year ago
I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith fucked a runaway bride with a slim Jim?
TheFingerbuns 1 year ago 5
❛smooth operator. . .❜
LuckyLips13 1 year ago
Keith Stone and The Fonz are the 2 coolest guys ever!
66ragz 1 year ago
lol...keith stone kinda looks like johnny depp
aiumar 1 year ago
@aiumar he also reminds me of jack black
NinjaKatie95 1 year ago
I want to see Keith Stone fight Isaiah Mustafa(Old Spice guy) in an epic battle that would consume the known universe.
HereCuzImBoard 1 year ago
@HereCuzImBoard Isaiah Mustafah would win in a heartbeat because Keith Stone is a douchebag.
pccbassbone 1 year ago
"Hey, Guess what... everythings gonna be totally fine"
MichaelHeida 1 year ago
by far my favorite one
cavic7585 1 year ago
I work with a dude who could be this guy's twin brother. I laugh every time I see this.
taofledermaus 1 year ago
my absoulte favorite of the kieth stone commercials!!!
TinkerbellLover1989 1 year ago
So great!
iancorporated 1 year ago
i love how he has a giant slim jim thing. its nice to get a laugh from a commercial. they are usually boring and jsut wanna sell you something. now i can look forward to seeing more of keith and get to see what he is up to from time to time, it looks like he gets alot of women.....god keith your so smooth....
eLLriDe420 1 year ago
I don't even drink beer but this is sooo funny especially when he says "Everything is gunna be totaly fine then My name Deep voice Yeah. Is Keith Stone"
LR2695 1 year ago
keith stone should fight justin beiber (my monies on keith stone)
barneyistheshit99 1 year ago
I've seen this commercial a bunch of times and I just realized the thing he's holding is a giant slim jim/jerky thing.
seiya1337 1 year ago
this,and the old spice commercials.
shaikuzy 1 year ago
keith stone is an alcoholic.
but damn hes smooth..
304stonaa 1 year ago
Keith Stone is a dick.
ChaseIsDisturbed 1 year ago
@ChaseIsDisturbed ur crazy keith stone is the best lol
Fredinator123 1 year ago
Ladies dig a man with a big jerky.
NRen2k5 1 year ago
reminds me of justin timberlake
known12 1 year ago
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Hello ladies! how are you? FANTASTIC!
Does your man look like me no. can he smell like me? yes!
should he use Old spice body wash? I don't know do you like the smell of adventure? do you wanna man who smells like he can bake you a gourmet cake in the dream kitchen he built for you with his own hands?
of course you do. SWAN DIVE! into the best night of your life.
so ladies should you man smell like an old spice man? you tell me.
Damuluv 1 year ago
.mov FAIL
dudeletsgoskate 1 year ago
I think I love Keith Stone.
futuremrsjimmypage 1 year ago
normally a natural fan, but after these commercials the switch may be to keystone
smerc72 1 year ago
I seen these comercials there classics finally tried a keystone on fathers day maaaaan been drinking them since! 13.99$ for a 30 pack can't beat that lol
Hold my stones hahaha
sendanemail2robert 1 year ago
I cant help but burst into laughter everytime he says "My name.....its Keith Stone!"
nickyfazzo 1 year ago
0:21
YEaaaaaaah hahah classic
Damuluv 1 year ago
my name? Keith Stone...
flashbak2theyayo 1 year ago
Keith Stone is my hero.
UnforgettablyFired 1 year ago 62
keith stone for president in 2012!!!!
bettydaw1970 1 year ago 3
@UnforgettablyFired old spice guy is mine
Whoizcasper 1 year ago
I`m 24 but when I grow up I wanna be just like him.
scttscoodoo 1 year ago
I Thot it was Justin timberlake lmao
broodwar1 1 year ago
This is how I am gonna start to spend my friday nights...
in a quick E mart with a massive stick of beef jerky and a 12 pack of keystone.
Awesome!
saylean 1 year ago
Thats a crazy big stick of jerky ol'Keith has gotten there!!
riverfisher11 1 year ago
what kind of meat stick is that
iiittt123 1 year ago
This ad is the shit, too bad the beer suxs
WeShallC 1 year ago
@WeShallC quantity, not quality
flashbak2theyayo 1 year ago
lol, his face as he dials his number is priceless
BrothersAssociated 1 year ago
Colin Farrell's new job.
peelincaps 1 year ago
"Smooth brewed KeyStone Light is always smooth.... like Keith Stone"
JABUUTY671 1 year ago
this is the dumbest thing I've seen all week.
isurelike 1 year ago
thats one beef stick
terns84 1 year ago
ok this is my favorite commercial, its awesome!!!!
timmyturnercool 1 year ago 21
yep
yourfaceislameful 1 year ago
if u listen its like she only hits 3 buttons on the pay phone, how many are there 411 or 911 she was clearly disturbed, keith stone just talked her out of reporting domestic abuse. Why did she only dial 3 buttons lolish
stronglikeSamson 1 year ago
@stronglikeSamson
good call
dannyvirgi 1 year ago
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Explode36 1 year ago
haha i love how dumbasses read into this shit way too much. Anyway, Keith Stone is BAMF.
johnpow32 1 year ago 2
Hell yes! Been hearing about this ad, but never saw it. It's great. And smooth.
doctorcXanthophyll 1 year ago
Yeeeeeeah
nuccioLTD 1 year ago
Baaaad Ass. Keith Stone is the balls.
Aimeetrickett 1 year ago
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS I've been waiting for someone to upload this! Thank you!
dr1250 1 year ago
Its just funny you dumb ass. If you don't like it get the fuck outta here
1988DJG 1 year ago
best ad ever
nick438 1 year ago
uh why is this the best ad of all time? Because of mullet beer drinking Slim Jim eating Goober, who in his own delusion thinks he's cool? Or is it the mini-skirt blond bride hottie? Or a combination of the two? Or other?
Explode36 1 year ago
@Explode36 your not a real man are you? your just pretending to be.if you don't get this you really need to check your manhood. you probably like rascal flats and big and rich.fucking pussy.
Southernman74 1 year ago 2
I didn't say it wasn't funny you ignorant, inbred, illiterate, hillbilly. The meaning of my comment was: WHAT exactly and specifically makes it most funny? Now go have more sex with your sister and eat your boogers. You're more sensitive than a high school girl on PMS with a suppository shoved-up her who-nanny. . CYAD. ....By the way the chick in this video was a contestant on the Price is Right a couple of months ago. She is from Florida and Georgia; majored in marketing in college.
Explode36 1 year ago
@Explode36 i love the way people see my name and want to call me illiterate,yet here i am typing and reading your gay ass come back. and sister fucking,man that's so so original.booger eating? what are you like 10? and who says shit like who-nanny? you have just revealed way more than what we ever needed to know about why you don't get it. like i said check your manhood son because you can't be more than 14 at the most.
Southernman74 1 year ago
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The fact that you're a bunion eating moron has nothing to do with your screen name. It's more about your poor spelling and flawed logic that leads you to the wrong conclusions. That is probably why you're slamming your sister, or your brother, or whoever it is instead of impressing someone outside your gene pool. Now before you start gargling with a mouth full of marbles again, why don't you figure out a way to move out of your mother's basement, grow a sack & find a real woman like Keith Stone.
Explode36 1 year ago
@Explode36 "You're more sensitive than a high school girl on PMS with a suppository shoved-up her who-nanny."
- so says the child that has yet to get into high school... Why do children and retarded people insist on starting arguments and sounding "cool" over the internet?
NightStrike91 1 year ago