Talk like a Pirate

[encian0]

Thanks for posting this informative film. Am having trouble with the you/possessive. For example, would you say "Yee best be getting yee things" or "yeh' things" or "yarrr things" pr what?

[TwentyTwoMP]

look around you

[SailorChick01]

lawl, just make it up!!

[goblowyourmum]

this is so fucking gay instead of wasting time makeing this video you should of used the time to work out how your muma woke up next to me

[KeanuHalkaGlazier]

@goblowyourmum instead of wasting time trolling this video, you should have used the time to work out how YOUR muma woke up next to ME. *Zing*

[mrladlow]

he doesn't drop his T's!!!!!!!!

[mgrande11]

When I see a broad I also say YO-HOE!

[loganhistorian]

Love this! Gunna Facebook this me maties!

[woe73]

So funny were in the world did you get this from??? THANX

[jelink22]

A pirate walks into a pub with a paper towel draped over his noggin. The bar-keeper asks, "Why the paper towel"?

The pirate replies, "YARRRRRR. I got a Bounty on me head."

(baddabish)

[skitzoidlady]

ROFLMAO! It's International Talk Like a Pirate Day! Arrrrrrrr!

[Thoran666]

YARRR

[steveanger42]

OMG I'M MISSING APPENDIX G!!!

[Davidovar34]

''WENCH''

Approved!

[niv0070]

what with the pokemon music?!?!?!

[Friggebodsmannen]

With transcribe audio: "Go for it" is considered a prison break. xDDD

[acoustcarchive]

Arrrrrrrrrrrrhhhh Oy reckon you be a bunch o' scurvy Landlubbers oo made dis foyne candleflick Thank'n ye me Hearty's

[erock676]

Epic

[Filtaido]

turn on captions. rotflol

[trey1122334]

if my mom asks me why im drinking rum. ill say... i need to talk like a pirate

[trickypix55]

Me wench

[mysensesfailed19]

this is gey

[ANDY82ize]

@mysensesfailed19 this here be a butt pirate example me hartys!

[Friggebodsmannen]

Arr, this here moving picture be a fine one. On ye ol' Facebook it'll sail!

[zazazazi]

You can have fb in "pirate english" YARRR

[dgaud2007]

Check out pirates ,XXX!

[sirrielkeebler]

Ha-harr!

[Gangplanky]

arr mates, this be awesome.

[gumbyrox89]

is it just me or does it sound a little irish?

[silverboy01]

this is fuckiin epic!

[josh71111]

most pirates didn't actually talk like that, it's hollywood crap to think they did.

[maxergud]

@josh71111 No shit

[Friggebodsmannen]

@josh71111 Yarr me harty, but to talk like this be fun nonetheless!

[AJTbayBE]

Ye heard aboat that new pirrrate movie they're ah comin out with?

It rated Arrrr!

[TheMrTrapatony]

i watchd this video for the talk like a pirate day

thumbs up pastapherians

[rembrandt1941]

no english pirates ever spoke like that ever..no american accents for fuck sake!..all ollywood shite!!

[StoneyEnd444]

lmao this is epic.

[boelima]

bad pirates.... more like young students... take some lessons from Johny Depp! :-)

[m3gadork]

@boelima eeew no he's an actor those pirates are not legitimate

[BlondeCurlsBlueEyes]

AHAHAHAHAHA his face when he says the stuff is so calm and complacent, and that growl has me in stitches. They couldn't possibly have picked a guy less like a pirate; he looks like a student at Cambridge lol.

[dpa20fl]

hello, im a gay pirate and my dogs name is tinkerbell ARGH ARGH

[beb100891]

awsome =)

[TheTalkingCricket]

They break their own rules with "Harrr. that be a good one". Should be "Harrr. That one be good."

[Mewizkuit]

R is now a vowel

[BlackWing142]

none ye lads know the language of a pirate.

[ptoner87]

"Note that down." lol

[Marioiswicked]

pastafarians must fully understand pirate

[GrPaoOle]

this is stupid....

[tianlin]

Arrgh, ye scallawags! Happy TLaP Day to ye, Cap'ns!

[HappyGamerMan]

No ive never been in that situation

[EthanCaineDotCom]

haha the music sounds like the Mass Effect Soundtrack

[TheDainemudda]

Thanks for the lesson, and happy talk like a pirate day

[asuraywolfgang]

awesome

[QauNuckShin]

Swedish election today! Vote like a pirate - Vote for the Pirate Party!

[BrommaHerman]

Pirate Party goes to Election on Talk like a Pirate Day

[viperhalfdragon]

arrr tis this time of year again in ten minutes

[LoveMeKege]

83 scurvy dogs be not gettin booty!

[KingBarlow]

@ 2:00 he'd look better with an EYEPATCH on that lazy eye!!!!!!!

[Marioiswicked]

YAAARRR!!!!!

[baquazan]

Ale ten koleś ma zeza...

[CaptMilkbone]

I want part six!!! HA HAR!!!

[XuliusCaesar]

yarrrrr I be a pirate! I just had to reboot me ship!

[DudeItsEpic]

Its a butt pirate searching for treasure up other pirates assholes.

[XuliusCaesar]

@DudeItsEpic YARRRRR!!! Ye be a dirty bum pirate!!

[MrBoboFace]

I am in firm, confident agreement with the contents of this most excellent treatise on the complex and quite jovial linguistic challenge of speaking in what is crudely known as "Pirate-Talk". Or, to put it in the educated words of our esteemed instructors,

*YARRRRR!*

[eponce130]

That's a pirate eye! Harrr harrr harrr!

[pieismyidol]

did anyone else notice that his right eye is staring at his nose?

[Libellebr]

me saucy

[imdbl]

I can't thank you enough for providing this service.

[ThatDamnedPirate]

In THIS century, we say "You will bleed" and "Welcome to Hell", then we cut the face off your dead skull and make bait. NEVER make a video again until you are one, or you will bleed.

[rukiaslave5000]

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD awesoma guide!!

[FFarmerCharlie]

lol ' in ebonics'

[aaronrushton1]

"me timbers (shivered)" XD lol 3:53

[LitwinOnTour]

awsome! Just the tutorial I needed

[iamdaniela]

YAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!

[moradi28]

LOL WUT

[TheAngelicRider]

Lol the apropriate way to address a woman, is WENCH hahaha!!! XD

[Kentkoren]

Wes Anderson inspired art direction.

[harrifer3000]

It's a Cornish accent, why does nobody realise that?

[tetavo]

makes me think of "look around you"

[oscar13r13]

argh preper them to be booty raided

[arandomperson240]

*long monolauge* *a beat...*

YARRR

fell off my chair laughing.

[cronikproductions]

Me timbers(shiver) LOL

[SamuraiPubes]

lol, this is so stupid! making it funny!

[Audioepics]

The most brilliant thing about this video is how it replicates that 1970's instructional video feel, especially that awful music :)

[CoconutTrollsYAY]

this is stupid and a watse a time :(

[chiachhu]

ITS AWSOME AND TOTALLY WORTH IT !!! :D TNXX -!!! plusss heeess gooowddddd eye canddyy

[maxhappyface]

lol thats hilarious

[Joxu609]

look hes eyes

[moderngal369]

thanks sooo much for the lesson thing, you helped me lot to practice my role as a pirate. YARRRRR!!

[lwcrw]

thia make me sleepy

[ElricOfMelibone]

OK... I will pretend that i didnt watch that..

Gz for the try though, nice editing :P

[kenbear2725]

YOU AM I WATCHING THIS!! i feel like a nerd!!

[toineone1]

great!

[demonbio]

gay vid waste of time

[luckyjinxer]

RRRRR be ea vowel number 6 (or 7 if you count y)

[righteous0warrior]

Turns out that they use to show this video to every new pirate recruit back in the 1800's. Kinda like an orientation.

[yurdamannowdog]

ARRRR!

[C00kieJefff]

This is awesome.

[Drewh313]

You all know that "avast" means "stop" and not "hello" right?

[hitachi088]

avast mean Anti-virus ...

LOL

[PugetHavok92]

well, they're probably using it like, "Stop what you're doing, I'm saying hello to you" type deal.

[tvax]

just get rid of your stupid american accent as an start and tha will be for good.

[Drewh313]

Well.... I think your British accent is stupid.

[depeche609]

seems like it was a ripe day for you all to smoke pole

[depeche609]

did you guys ejaculate all over each other after you made this video?

[gusk8er]

YAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR me harties!

[dog890178]

why are pirates called pirates?

because they arrr.

thats a really bad joke isn't it

[lov4jesus]

@dog890178 It still made me laugh.... lol

[TB674]

@dog890178 so bad that i laughed xD

[xXSFMarsXx]

@dog890178 arr

[ItachinoUchiha]

lame

[RickyCheseburger]

your lame

[ItachinoUchiha]

thank you! But I think I don't think you need my lameness to be lame anymore.

[ItachinoUchiha]

And you are a so racist!! Even though I m not a nigger I hate your way of insulting people! I don't wanna say sth bad abt you cuz it is the first day of 2010... You fail, generally

[XxKusanagixX]

YARRRR!

[metcalfe87]

harrr this be a good movin picture these shipmates be me hearties now arr

[Dunkelheiler]

Harrrharrrr :D

[UFO6NewWorldOrder]

he has a lazy eye, so do i, prob the only who noticed cuz i'm so self conscious about it.

[AichaZLHC]

Avast, Im a pirate tonight haharrr :D

[stiffmajjthegiant]

Avast! me too

zombie pirate

[Impulze08]

BOOTY!

[dynamitejack666]

all hail the allmighty spaghetti monster!

[HeySocialWorker]

Loose lips sink ships! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Avast! Can I get one of ye landlubbers to freshen me grog? Which of you is "Jim Lad" ?

[showdownmetal]

he fucked up... he said saucy wench instead of aye that wench be a saucy one harr harr.

[Hirsuits]

A pirate walks into a bar, with a steering wheel hanging from his balls, walks up to the bartender and says.... arrrrrrrrr let me grab a beer, bartender say's sure but whats with the steering wheel. pirate says..... arrrrrrr its drivin me nuts.

[ZaferUltrAslan]

sorry to burst your bubble there chelinator..but ALL of those guys have better pirate voices than you..even the 3rd guy before he learns how to speak pirate fluently

[chelinator360]

arrr... this video is made by landlubbin' scallywags

[gerardbedecarter]

Magnificent !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

[rogers262]

lol this is such a wank but its hilarious to hahah

[xcoffeinex]

"I like ships!" LOL

[nepta00]

That guy is gorgeous.

[franesBlamescheezytv]

hahaha I love this!

[JoObse]

OMG!! lolololollolololololololololol :L:L:L:L:L:L

this is soo funny and madd ..i like it (Y)

[backflipUK]

arrrr happy talk like a pirate day ye scurvy wenches!

[jimkwork]

yarr, methinks he meant, at one point, "yarr! that one be good," not "yarr! that be a good one"

[angeliesings]

lmaooooooooo

[0kelham0]

huh ,... R isnt a vowel

[T1Matrix]

it is to a pirate.

its there main letter.

[davidvitaletheamazin]

"R" isn't be a vowel, but ARRRR be. To Davvy Jones with ya!

[formless777]

R is a vowel to pirates.

[smurf88]

@0kelham0 He said arrggh.

[no1CroatianPride]

lame

[wasabisahara]

puzzle pirates ftw :D

[Goity01]

Love it:) Though it took me a while to see whether this vid was for real or not lol!

I bet the entire cast of Pirates of the Carribbean were made to watch this vid before they started shooting.

[2Girrls1Laptop]

add me i have no friends

[TheZombieTrilogy]

fail

[suds41]

Arrr U Scurvy Dog

[MuffiiinMan]

RAmen!

[Bandicoot251]

Ahoy mateys! I like the cut o' your jib

Arrrr

[Hayn3241]

YARRRRR......

[im6ft8andatwin]

i rofled at 3:33

[akeb0shi]

HAHARRR!! Ahoy ye' scruvy dogs!

[voxiphiliac]

Yarr, t'is a fine video ye sea dogs bin producing.

[jumpersonjackson]

Yarrr mi' harties. Tis' a fine video ye have produced.

[thegoodguy001]

what type of sorry mother fucker makes stupid vids like this... turds!!!!!!

[jazznutsboord]

What type of sorry person bothers to write about them?

[thegoodguy001]

well when its a feature vid on the front page i think i have the right to comment just like you did . thanks have a nice day ye scurvy scum!!!!

[jazznutsboord]

Arrrggghhhh!!! Ye wants te battle?

[gpoleweski]

...you're cool

[jaytaxz]

lolol

[yellownoura]

y wuld i wanna talk like a pirate????

fuk yaa man thromborax??? wtff

[SamieeJane]

cause its pirate dai todai :D

[Froggynator]

tomorrow...!?

[SamieeJane]

Im in aus so its the 19th today and thats pirate day..

so today for me :D

tomorrow for you??

[bcmalloy]

An excellent educational video, should be shown in all schools immediately.

Teach the talking like a pirate controversy!

Ignore the soft cocks below, it seems they are probably virgins and or Christians.

[IGeneralOfDeathI]

rofl @ !!

[memzak93]

WTF!!

[user1547name]

That was fuckin' terrible. Fuck pirate day.