Craig Ferguson on airlines CONTINENTAL

[Gameathoner]

Don't patronize us st. louians, craig. We know St. Louis is a shitty place full of shitty people.

[JSteinman1944]

this was just too great xDD

[boo2ubam]

Qantas has never crashed before. Fly with Qantas. They be awesome.

[MrJimsawyer]

why didn't he take his own plane if he's a licensed pilot?

[TheLegoFan1]

Aww...he's so sweet to get off the plane! Everyone's gonna know about Continental airlines now lol

[MrJimsawyer]

is he actually a pilot

[dknown]

@MrJimsawyer he has a pilot license -- so, practically yes

[NorCalNik]

1 Person works for Continental Airlines

[NorCalNik]

"Welcome back to the big show where tonight we're sponsored by Continental Airlines.......If we can't get you there, we don't give a fuck!" XD

[Multi6462]

how awesome is that ?? :D

[girdybirdy]

CRAIG ISNT NICE AT ALL

[MichaelJW72]

@girdybirdy No, he's hillarious.

[SarahMH7]

DELTA FTW!

[masterlink101]

This is probably my favorite cold open from this show!

[mastersinger76]

I flew on one of those tiny little Continental jets once. If you were over 5'10" you couldn't stand upright, even in the aisle. And those little planes bounce around A LOT. I was pretty sure we were going to die.

[chuichiutada]

"I can do Scottish or French, but the JAPANESE... GRRRR"

I love Craig. He is so good with his monologues. And just as a side note, I am a Japanese and I fly Continental. haha

[Hardwoman1]

Ok, watch to at least 3:45. I love Craig! :)

[razcataz]

pahahahahahaha he just doesn't care does he??:)

[smittay145]

Only Craig can do airplane jokes that r actually funny!

[kaylabbrown]

How funny... The same thing happened to me flying home to LA from Nashville. Last time I flew Continental... Its all about Southwest!!!!!

[ravendrkwolf]

Delta Airlines is the best, and Atlanta is their HUB so that may be why there was a big jet flying out of that airport. unfortunately all alirlines over book, however they do compensate very well when they do.

[brkitdwn]

@ravendrkwolf houston is continentals home/hub.. he was just unlucky. you gotta plan your flights wisely.. aircraft type, city connecting thru.. consider layover time, ontime performance for each flight. they all factor in

[ravendrkwolf]

@brkitdwn Thats not the passengers job, its our (the airlines) job. We try to make your travel easy and seemless, sometimes, we arent able to. But we do try

[brkitdwn]

@ravendrkwolf what a defensive almost laughable response.

[ravendrkwolf]

@brkitdwn why do you say that.?

[StickItUpYrBumGugle]

@ravendrkwolf Because he's a prick.

[StickItUpYrBumGugle]

@brkitdwn You book the ticket, you expect a seat.

"You gotta plan your flights wisely.. aircraft type, city connecting thru... ontime performance for each flight"

What the hell are you? A plane spotter? Do you make models of them and hang them from the ceiling in your room?

Book the ticket.

Go to the airport.

Get on the plane.

THAT'S it! You book the ticket and get on the plane. Everything else is the job of the people you're paying money to. Once you're on the plane, your job is done.

[brkitdwn]

@StickItUpYrBumGugle i've been in the travel businss for most of my working life. secondly, i've traveled as a road warrior for the last 12 years. i speak from experience.

[StickItUpYrBumGugle]

@brkitdwn What the fuck's a road warrior? Is it what we call 'street cleaners'?

[brkitdwn]

@StickItUpYrBumGugle  for the sake of all things human, with intelligence, please delete your profile, and don't come back now, ya hear!

[StickItUpYrBumGugle]

@brkitdwn So, not for the sake of you then? Listen, we can all wind people up with pseudo-intellectual bullshit comments mate, it's not difficult. Maybe you should stop making pompous remarks to people who've said nothing wrong, as if you're above them. Believe what you want about yourself, but don't inflict it on other people. Good-bye.

[00WolfSpirit]

Haha I love you Craig. He was the nice one to get off the plane and he gets screwed for it.

So ha Continental.

And this is why Craig is made of awesome.

[girdybirdy]

@00WolfSpirit hes not mad of that ONLY T-MATH IS MADE OF PURE AWESOMENESS

[kristiandancer]

Continenntal sucks ass, 24hrs delay cancelation two stops 3hr delays in each stop rude unpleasant totally sucks oh and I will never fly againwith them. Oh they lost the bags on the way and on the way back took 9 days to get the last bag.

[jtiger1979]

Just because you are the worlds LARGEST airline doesn't make you the BEST airline. In Delta's case- far from it actually.

Also- he gave up seat willingly. Had the dumbass not done that, he would've made it to LA...on the account of the regional jet he was on- it's Nashville! LOL what do you expect?!

[jcprobert]

shame on you.continental rocks and wins awards every year.not so for delta.anyone that travels knows it so why don't you?.the only reason delta had space is because everyone would rather fly continental!

[PARKER3688]

everyone knows all the airlines do this, but he talking about the a specific experience he had with Continental. Is he supposed to say, oh well, you guys win alot of awards, so its ok to screw me?..who the hell keeps track of airline awards anyway?

[vpaturi]

@jcprobert The reason Delta has space is because they are the World's Largest Airline.

[beonlyone323]

I was in the audience the day of this monologue. It was so funny...then a few days later I was in the audience again, and delta airlines sent us little gift bags with nice little goodies in them.

[fhcchoir]

been there, done that..

[pinkredorange]

thank u for posting this. i was looking for it all day. i loved this opening. so true!