Britains Got Talent 2009 EP 1 - USELESS ACTS HQ

[Bl4ckDmon]

0:19 WTF :DD Simon:D

[purpleuni25]

Don't bag out JASON AULD he is awesome.

I hate those judges

[ola331971]

0:01 did the said Hitman ?? ahahah

[NarthDihilus]

@ola331971 It sounded like Yipman too,though

[b0rnt0pk]

I get embarassed watching these.. hahaha

[Jonathann1818]

Piers face was friggin priceless when the unicycle guy jumped and crashed. Frickin hilarious XD

[angels77100]

The woman with the puppet was actually very good. I saw her in Salou (Spain) at a karaoke night and she was fucking amazing. I was very drunk at the time though.

[CappyKinch]

That would be cool if he...you know...did it.

[MrGanjaGangsta]

what a noobs

[grecogreco4]

it's tough for the judges too

they have to be harsh on these kind of people to be fair for the really talented

[Karletto555]

fail

[Totto87]

I get embarrased.. It's like watching Mr. Bean but without the manuscript, which separates Mr. Bean from these... I really gets embarrased on their behalf :S

[Shimraeen]

Oh dear if one day I decide to go on that show I hope I don't end up on one of these videos..imagine some ppl try so hard & then they hav a response like that...ouch it really hurts when realization dawns on them....& after an experience like that Im sure some of them are literally traumatized 4 life coz thtz a real confidence breaker....

[ZHODES]

¿ what are doing bill murray there, 0:04 ?

[rugbybash12]

that second one was no diffrent to damion scott who got to the semi final

[gslusher]

@rugbybash12

She was obviously trying to be like Damion, but fell way short of the mark. His act with Bubbles was funny, hers was just pathetic. Damion gave Bubbles a personality, plus he reacted to the puppet, making it more "real."

[cyberzilla24]

The first guy sounded like a stupid duck, as for the girl with the puppet I think that an inmate of a nursing home could do the exact same thing as she did and the third guy was simply trying to neuter himself.

[Jenoritaa]

what they need r real friends who can tell 'em in all honesty that, that is NOT 'talent".

[xdisneyfreakx]

it mentally hurts me to watch people like this try to do something they thought were good at but they actually arent that good...

[ikznjoey]

he wuz just makin noise...

[spacemarine123]

the rocky one was good

[TURGAYish]

whats song called in the background?

please let me know

please

[fathemi]

i feel bad for the people who dont realize there talent really isn't as good as they think it is : /...

[kirkwanglers32]

Craps.

[wildfemale]

Jason must have shattered his balls, didn't he?

[catherinaalkazam]

mina Amandy wygrywa :D

[mariodias31]

Wats the name of the song they played throught out this clip ??

I hve heard it before but dn't know the name

[ap191919]

It's called Wipeout by the Surfaris

[NicknameNotAvailable]

1:20 lol

[nofear519]

what does rubbish mean? sry not british

[gpietsch]

In BritSpeak, "rubbish" means "garbage". In other words, these acts got booed off the stage.

[nofear519]

thxs

[monieluv001]

it means trash,

[Ledmight]

Poor unicyclist! He probably practiced so hard and then messed up on stage! So sad if you think about it :(.

[MiNiMiNiMuNdAy]

@Ledmight He is reallygood :D have a look at his video he is scottlands best unicyclist's :D

[marcook65]

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[elvickRULES]

The second girl is stupid. That takes no fucking talent.

[lepergnome7000]

she wasnt even doing it in time with the music, stupid bitch.

[cottonwhiskersuk]

I think the impressionist guy started with Mickey Goldmill and went on to do Barney Rubble, and in all fairness they were both passable impressions considering he himself had a very thick Scottish accent. It sucked the way the audience drowned him out before he even got started.

As for Miming Puppet Girl, whatever medication she's on, she should double the dose.

[careyfamily123]

ok man

[krrishkevin]

can someone tell me what is that 1st guy is sayin..??i cant understand a word he is trying 2 say.. :s wht is he tellin??

[ownagepwned]

hahahahahahaha funny bike riding

[minigarvi]

he leaves his balls in the bike ahahahahaha

[davyace]

before you killed yourself we saved your live bahahahahha...simon is awesome

[PapaPosadskiy]

Последний парень наверное разволновался очень

[DFBGZ]

da mne toszhe tak pokazalos.

[FireOFK]

he busted what ever balls he had XD

[afgmos]

i cant even hear wot hes saying

wot was he saying ? 1st 1 ?

[ChiudiLaPorta]

sometimes people really don't have the perception of their LIMITS!

Think of Andy Demetrious :D

[yellowfox21]

i feel so bad 4 the people who dont get in....=(

[luchie2088]

me to!

[sementalesss]

son muy fletos estos tipos

[CoolMac121]

the funniest and worstacts yet see more at my channel

[SpinDizzyMR]

Really cruel and nasty to the last guy.

Good idea but he's crap at it. Maybe he should practise hard and come back next year.

[KeeperAllen]

you spelt useless wrong

[chay619wrestlemania]

last one was bad

[Rachel90]

0:16 DEC!!! LOL

[k0754]

if the last guy could actually do his it would have been awesome but it was kind of a risky act

[sacraficialangel7]

I agree. I think he was aiming too high. He shoulda done something he knew he could do well instead of trying that.

[thatssorandom]

yeah lol

[Bantick101]

made me laugh ..proper funny lol

[AwesomeTwilightFan19]

This was the stupidest and most pointless vid EVER :(

[Boky505]

haha those guys r brave fellas

[shazbloom]

damn, that was awful...

[EssetsOnly]

Last one isent that bad but he is not a talent

[nosfero]

3 comments ( 4 with mine ) and 4.205 views.. THAT bad he was lol

[xRieZx]

that girl with hes talking doll thingy , LMFAO , is that an actual act or w/e i mean i did that when i was 4

[Whackeddragon]

the unicycle guy looked pissed lol, but he was very shit

Nobody comments because its shit

[rpg991]

1 comment and 3,591 view ? LMFAO

[maxiboy708]

this is shit lol