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  • One of my 4 kids is retarded and I can tell you for a fact...Carlos is right on this. I DO NOT want my kid to be treated any differently than anyone else, as far as it can be done. It demeans people to be treated differently because of their disabilities. Certainly some people take advantage of that, but most DO NOT want people to treat them like circus freaks or "special" people. FACT.

  • The best of the best,,

  • I hope he gets a "retarded child", and anyone else who supports this kind of comedy and lets see then how would you feel.

  • I heard him tell this story on TV... It didn't sound genuine to me. Like he made the whole story up just to perfectly make his point. I'm not sure why I get that feeling, but it sounds like an elaborate fantasy to me.

  • funny

    

  • lisa lampanelli does this same joke at the 18 minute mark in her stand up show Take it like a man. Well the beginning part anyway

  • Honduras proud !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

  • carlos mencia, is honduran, you are honduran proud papa, nobody know you there lol, maybe because you never say that you were born over there, george lopez allways speak about the mexicans, but you never speak about hondurans, but god bless you man, you did it in USA, so bye.

  • @eduardosg21 hes half mexican

  • He's right it maybe what they want, think about, to be like everyone else, good point.

  • what was the disease was he talking about something on S?

  • liar

  • so many people steal jokes just about every comedian in the world has stolen a joke or used a joke extremely simmilar to someone elses past jokes

  • thank u

    

  • its gr8 cuz the riddler is NOT a suspended roller coaster! u stand on a platform!

  • STEAL JOKES STEAL JOKES STEAL JOKES STEAL JOKES STEAL JOKES STEAL JOKES STEAL JOKES STEAL JOKES STEAL JOKES STEAL JOKES

  • @surnamematt hey let him steal jokes..shit still funny was yur problem!! CABRON

  • wonder twin powers, ACTIVATE!

  • did carlos's cousin post this or something.. who would actually defend mencia's honor at this point?

  • This Joke Theif got his show cancelled

  • that was funny! thanks carlos!

  • joke thief....make ur own material!

  • CARLOS MENSTEALYEAH!!!

  • @BeachBumGTG he steals men?

  • EVERYONES HATINGGGGG!!

    Screw all of you who think negative of this video or carlos mencia. If you don't like him, then back the fuck off

  • no joke stealing comments? well then all I have to say is.....HE STEALS JOKES! hes also a poser, his whole life is like one big giant ripped off joke.

  • how? ....and what the fuck do you care? he's funny, just laugh and get over it cock breath....fucking stupid people, everybody is a critict.

  • fake name, fake accent, fake everything, just be yourself and be funny. Fuckin wigger

  • @surnamematt haha why are you sucking his dick if he steals jokes let him he got more money then youll ever see so take your lips off his dick you dont like him why watch him nuff said

  • Well...so much for the one fucking rule. The retards can't even handle THAT.

  • who gives a fuckk if he stole the joke that shit is funny

  • this story probably isnt true

  • "I've been waiting for 4 hours dude!" with 7 fingers holding up... that's priceless Ned. Now do you feel like a hypocrite for making fun of retarded people?... rofl...

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  • fuck joe rogan

  • this fucker rocks man! some times he is really mean but at the end he is right jajaja love the fucker man jajajaj and he dos not like terrorist so it makes him my hero

  • yeah! every comedian hacks. what you do with thejoke is wath matters. i like him theres no bs on whjat he says

  • Lol Hes Still Funny

  • I Dont Give A Fuk If He Steals Jokes, Im Hearing Jokes from him that i never heard from anybody else, so if he didnt steal the jokes from other people, then thos jokes and some good would just be forgotten, so hes basicly keeping them alive

  • lol i swear man some people r fucking stupid

    if u dont like the video or whats in the video dont fucking click it and waste your time to to let everyone know that u dont like it.

    I dont give a fuck that carlos mencia steels jokes im sure every comedian has so shut the fuck up.

    let me watch my video with out hearing everyone complain

    mrlfromhell EAT A DICk and everyone else like him can eat one to!

  • u guys can go fuck your selfs, so wat if he steals jokes, wat camidian doesnt? Hes mexican, he can do wat ever he wants.

  • he steals jokes

  • JOKES STEALING COMMENT!!!

    Seriously though , jokes stealing aside...

    This guy is still shit! xDDDDDD

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  • LOL he got told by a kid with CP.

  • Wahat A nice Show ......................

  • mai couz is mentaly challenged XD its funny ill call anybody else retarded but she's "mentaly chaleenged" XD

  • He's a comedian so don't do it like he's saying though, lol. Don't ask just help out. I would rather you just hold a door open, just fucking do it don't ask like the other million annoying fuckers because it can be aggravating going through the explanation over and over, I would rather you just help out , I don't need the other comments because the cookie cutter comments get old! I'm just like you but my legs don't work so hold the door and say "what's up dude" not "can I hold the door for you".

  • I'm in a wheelchair also (paraplegic vet [2006]) and I agree. I'm just paralyzed though but I know what it feels like to go from being a mac daddy to a guy women stare at. I would rather people talk to me then stare by far

    (fucking talk to me when you find yourself staring you cowards), awesome Carlos.

  • this is a joke stealing comment xD

  • I told this joke in 1921

  • who gives a fuck if he does its fuckin funny and thats it ..

  • "The response to this video, the name says it all. With one fucking rule, NO JOKES STEALING COMMENTS".

    Why can't you follow the damn rules? He should ridicule you for that.

  • Yeah most fan know that dumbass! Guess what is only have mexican big deal. His last name is Mencia but he used Holness cause its his dad's. Wow he uses a stage name that is so fucking wrong! Lots of people use stage names. And i never have heard of Joe Rogan until he started to bitch about Carlos and he is fucking insane. He believes in all these fucking conspiracy theories and is a fucking drug addict! He only used other famous comedians names to get himself well known by insulting them!

  • XD ok ok whatever you say..

  • Want to know the saddest part i really have never remember hearing of Joe Rogans faggot ass yet i watch so much Fear Factor. Hell its not like he completely hides his real name cause Mind of Mencia is produced by Nedlos. Nedlos= Ned+Los which is half of his stage name Carlos(that had to be put in just incase you were to stupid to get it dumbass)

  • Holy shit dude CHILL THE FUCK OUT! getting worked up over dumb shit...No one cares anymore its over..

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  • thats wat i LOVE about him...hes straight up about everything and thats how it should be

  • Carlos rules!! And fuck off cry baby haters!

  • envy400 HAS A GOOD POINT< PEOPLE WHO LEAVE STUPID COMMENTS JUST SHOULDNT WATCH VIDEOS THEY DONT LIKE<WHATS THE POINT?

  • cmon man hes got no dick man!

  • hes gadda pees een a plaztig bag, maaaan...

  • Carlos is awsome and truthful. Hell yea!!!!

  • Carlos is the man

  • Yeah I know what he means, but he could go a little easy on them.. I mean, regardless of them wanting to feel equal, you can't help your situation and for someone to pick on that is kinda fucked.

  • luv him hahah

  • its kinda true everyone gets treated equally. lol.

  • WhAt A fUkkiN' liER!

  • cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­l

  • why does everybody take this shit so seriously its just 4 laughs who cares if its racist or if they steal it

  • of course he's right

  • If you think about it he's right

  • I love how he changed the whole audiences perception on disabled people in just a second and made them feel it was all right to laugh about them.

    Master at work - got everyone to drop their guard, even the 'politically correct' presenters attitude at the start. Hilarious.

  • I absolutely love this man. He's truly an amazing person. Its sad that people say he steals jokes. The simple fact is, there are only so many subjects you can write a joke about. Just like there are only so man subjects to write a song about. You are going to find similar jokes between all comedians, just like your going to find similar songs. It's just a fact. And if you hate him, please just stop watching his stuff. Let us fans enjoy our lol's in peace, kay?

  • fukk yeah i agree. what kind of moron watches something they hate. if u don't like it, DON'T WATCH IT ( duh! )

  • That should be an official youtube moral by now. "Don't like it, don't watch it........pendejo."

  • hahahahahaha funny mencia. whats up with all the people who cant take jokes? quit taking life so seriously. theres enough of y'all to establish a rehab group.

  • whats the matter little cracker? cant take a joke

  • FUCK YOU ASS WHIP. LATINO POWER

  • white power,latino power,nigga power....RED RANGER POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @LeLeMooD lol, hahahahahahahahahaha, XD

  • dee dee dee

  • I enjoy Carlos Mencia's work. People can btch and moan about him stealing joke's or relying on race too much, but he ALWAYS pushes the envelope with his comedy. And he's right about the double standards in America. Say what you want, but he has a valid point. He has throngs of fans; fans who love his jokes and his message. All those people who bash him all the time...you really have no credence to bash him. He's achieved more than you ever will. He inspires people and makes them laugh. He rules.

  • You mean he pushes the envelope with other people's comedy.

    Either way, his jokes aren't funny as most of them focus on "Beaners" or "Deedeedee's", two unfunny topics when overused.

  • FUCK YOU ASS WHIP. LATINO POWER

  • 2008-2009

    the U.S Government of your 50 states went bank rub and were and still are asking MEXICO to lend your poor country of 50 states for money.

    So how about you go to your bed, suck on your thumb and think about what you said.

  • He is saying they should be treated like everyone else he is right because a retarded person wants to be treated like a real person not a retarded person...

  • Well he would be a rude ass to someone who took his seat aswell

  • Yea he makes fun of them like everyone else thats equal...

  • i love this guy so fucking funny

  • Since we aren't allowed to mention about Carlos' joke stealing, he sucks anyway.

  • Fuck you doub ass Carlos rulz.Latino Power

  • hey isnt that the dude who steals other hard working comedians jokes??

  • yea he does steal other comedians jokes all the time!!!!!!!!!!

  • haha

    he should stop stealing people's jokes

  • WHO IS THAT FINE THANG IN THE PINK???

  • say what you want about his comedy but that is a damn good attitude.

  • Now that has a good moral.

  • lmaoo carlos is awesome one of the best comedians out there!!!!!!!!!

  • shit, something like that hapened to me but they beat the fuck out to me and the retarded kid was laughing

  • This guy is great.

  • i love carlos mancia

  • heyy! can anyone tell me where can i find the whole video of retarded ppl? mencia rules men!

  • this is part of a mecias stand up comedy called "no strings attached".

    maybe u can find it here or download it somewhere.

  • the people who says he fucked up he not he treat everbody with respect so and i bet if u were mentally or like u say it retarded you think he was a idol for you.

  • maybe not that extreme but i get what your saying. it would be a different ball game. we only think of people with disabilities as handicapped because we know wat its like to have that ability. like we know what its like to see so if we were blind we'd be handicapped. but people who have been blind for a while have hightened sense of taste and smell that we dont have so they dont miss it. and we dont miss hightened senses because we never had it.

  • hes fucked up lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • YOU FUCKED UP

  • to the bitch gusjimjr (hes at the bottom of the page unless theres a comment above mine) of course he used it as a joke most of the jokes he tells are things that happened to him..... god someone put this idiot out of his misery

  • YAY thats why i love retarded people.

  • I thought he got called a pussy when he was at that show with the dude that was on the riddler?......

  • "dis the best fight ever!!" xD

  • why hate on him he just funny nothing original so to dislike him cause he uses the same joke

  • Say what you like, Carlos is just damn cool!

  • i loove carlos mencia!

  • so wouldnt that mean more to the fact that it DID happen, and thats why hes tellin it again

  • funny azz shit!

  • love this so motherfucking much

  • who cares? it's a good story

  • Just because something isn't true doesn't mean its not worth believing in.

  • i fourth it...but in my opinon, south park is WAY worse than carlos.

  • i would say that mencia is WAY better than south park.

  • you didn't get what i said...it's my fault, i meant that south park is WAY more offensive than carlos.

  • so fucking funny

  • carlos is offensive but on the fair amount and also he actually brings a lot of issues to the light like the equality hes right those people deserve to be made fun of just like hispanics black and white folks or george bush, but i think bush is a whole new level of "retarded"

  • If you can't laugh at Carlos and yet you can laugh at South Park... There's something seriously wrong with you.

  • I second that lol

  • i third that xD

  • I fourth that! xD

  • this is all tru, if everyone wants to be equal than that doesnt mean he should cut.though i wouldnt mind if he cut me but carlos has a good point

  • @topic: What he said is fuckin true... that should have been a great experience...

  • are u serious are u fucking serious u cant steal a fucking joke that would be like the guy who inveted the knock knock joke suing everyboady in the world for using it u douch its a fucking joke get the fuck over it and carlos dose do everyone of them better

  • its the freedom of speech

    and i agree, people need to get over it

  • then look at the people who don't steal jokes and enjoy it....oh the only problem there not as funny as carlos and they not faamous:D

  • cause carlos is funny and they arnt

  • if you hate him why watch him you dumbass!

  • i see your point but if ppl like you and me can see the hacks, why cant the ppl of comic like the owners of the shows and shit see this things or at least break his career. Cuz you said it your self, "comics make or break thir careers". And if his a hack why Comics doesnt break his career? Wouldnt you think that the ppl that are in the comedy business know more about the business than us?

  • Name the clips he stole. I only know about a joke from Cosby, an idea from "The State" and 13 minutes from someone elses' special AND take into account - Carlos Mencia has something like 50 hours of material. AND he apologized to Cosby for the similitarity AND it hasn't been proved that he stole the mentioned 13 minutes.

    And ok - if I'm wrong - then name other material that he stole.

  • I agree with you. I've seen George Lopez 10 times since 1995 and none of his material appears in a Mencia routine. So, where he comes up with 13 minutes of stolen material is a mystery to me.

  • hes the best comedian

  • I wish someone would upload the real stand-up version of this video. This is just a remake.

  • who cares its funny maybe the basic storyline parts or the main idea was true he just exaggerated to make the story funny i believe

  • yeah, a lot of comics exaggerate stories to make them funnier.

  • hehe i got 8 thumbs up :D

  • cool comiden didnt steal and real talk