This looks like a bar I was in, in St. Petersberg, Florida...I started talking to this guy who turned out to be an excon from Texas. I asked him about life behind bars (no pun intended) and he said it wasn't that bad for him, as it wasn't maximum security. I told him I was gay, and he didn't have a problem with that. I said "cool".
this is a true thing that happens! its not a chain letter! its kinda scary at first but it really works!! paste this message into 3 comments and press ALT F4 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! its soo wierd
what a moron, does he get drunk every time he makes a video? cause you know, people do really stupid things when they're drunk, or....well, I guess he is just an idiot.
I used to be a bartender. I know from experience that people really do plop themselves down on that bar-stool and reveal themselves to be the bullshit artist portrayed in this video. Only much, much worse.
In 1945, a young girl named katu lata kulu came over to America in a grey boat from Africa. A mysterious man killed her by cutting the word "LATUALATUKA" into her back. now that you have read this message, she will come to your house on a full moon and steal your soul unless you follow these directions:
1. Retype this message as a comment for 3 other videos
i can get you're friend free cable and cake. Also, I'm evil at my jobs. I worked at the grocery store and labeled "free deoderant" WA HA HA WA WA WA HA WA... WAA WA
w489g7n7[[p704... (Receiving)... o8746250o (Go Ahead)... joncha juss sen sum ptasummm er banans er somin. idiots. no wonder yeer dead. 320hpt7p07p (Message ends)
Are you a Comedy Professor? 'Cause you suck like one.
Just kiddin'! You're all right. Now freshen up my drink, will you? And I measured all the booze in those bottles so don't even try to be dipping into that top shelf. And I can tell if you add water. Believe me, I can tell.
Eugene Mirman is fucking awesome.
bc3612 3 hours ago
I spent around 5 minutes trying to figuire out the context of "Spiders need to have fun" and all I've learned is that I have too much free time.
Zttbm 22 hours ago
I haven't seen this in about 5 years. I forgot how funny that kid is.
Mangina9000 1 month ago
this one wasnt so good.
avalanchesoul 8 months ago
That kid is really good. His expressions are well timed and perfect. A good counterpoint to Eugene's absurdity.
TheOneThatFlewOver 1 year ago
I love Eugene Mirman! He is so random!
caseyspaos 1 year ago
so much insight in one man's head...
graaar 1 year ago
All you have to eat in Russia are bowls of tears..
SmokeyCough 2 years ago 3
this guy is a nut
billyspurr 2 years ago
People do not drink pee in Russia!
dmowski 2 years ago
Its true. And rub it on their body as some sort of medicinal treatment.
Imm0ralMin0rity 2 years ago
freggin' awesome skit
hilaryhawkins 3 years ago
He's like ''can i have some money''? Haahhahaha You Own Eugene!!!
venuss3333 3 years ago 2
haha, without the comma, it seems as if I own Eugene, as in he is in my possession!!! That is silly, silly, silly, my friend!
threexlittlexbirds 2 years ago
Spiders need to have fun!
spiderhgoodlegs 3 years ago 6
i thought this was supposed to be a magic trick
2PairMagic 3 years ago
whats the song?
asszzes 3 years ago 2
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why is a kid
oppositronic 3 years ago
gah, i love Eugene. it's even funnier when someone takes his material seriously, apparently he's offensive to a good bit of people.
alk3missfit 4 years ago 8
Not enough love for Eugene here, it seems...
guybuddyson 4 years ago 15
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stupid moron
progoods 4 years ago
Spiders need to have fun
HAHA!
SBruning 4 years ago 7
lol in america we have like 3 animals
cat, dog, cow
gb23 4 years ago 6
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the last scotch and soda was really good, but this one just gave off pedophile vibes.
theBeardedGun 4 years ago
This looks like a bar I was in, in St. Petersberg, Florida...I started talking to this guy who turned out to be an excon from Texas. I asked him about life behind bars (no pun intended) and he said it wasn't that bad for him, as it wasn't maximum security. I told him I was gay, and he didn't have a problem with that. I said "cool".
scorpdan 4 years ago 5
thank you.
benlobato 4 years ago 8
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this is a true thing that happens! its not a chain letter! its kinda scary at first but it really works!! paste this message into 3 comments and press ALT F4 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! its soo wierd
magicfreek101 4 years ago
This is different from the Super Deluxe one.
j2n 4 years ago
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What a moron, he is a fucking retard
progoods 5 years ago
nah, he's great.
fasteddyuk 4 years ago 8
I used to get mad at comedians for sucking so much, but I reaaally like Eugene Mirman!
AntonTHPS 5 years ago 5
This video is hilarious lol
lfgalbraith 5 years ago 2
good stuff. The fact that so many people here don't get it says everything.
robaxx 5 years ago 3
what a moron, does he get drunk every time he makes a video? cause you know, people do really stupid things when they're drunk, or....well, I guess he is just an idiot.
selectselect 5 years ago
jajajajjajjajaja it's really stupid, but i love it XD
chanketiyo 5 years ago
I used to be a bartender. I know from experience that people really do plop themselves down on that bar-stool and reveal themselves to be the bullshit artist portrayed in this video. Only much, much worse.
flightsuit 5 years ago 2
"the strength of a thousand babies" haha
alchemason 5 years ago
You'll have so many babies. 400 BABIES.
nooboarder 4 years ago 16
that was soooooooooooo stupid i didn't get it @ all!!!
ih8ohio 5 years ago
then in essence, you are the stupid one.
sf49ersa8 2 years ago
is this guy for real?
NubianButterfly 5 years ago
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In 1945, a young girl named katu lata kulu came over to America in a grey boat from Africa. A mysterious man killed her by cutting the word "LATUALATUKA" into her back. now that you have read this message, she will come to your house on a full moon and steal your soul unless you follow these directions:
1. Retype this message as a comment for 3 other videos
crazi456 5 years ago
you are so gay what the fuck
turnercurran 5 years ago
this was stupid.
Ushouldabeenaborted 5 years ago
it's crap. i love it.
jbearden 5 years ago
is this lol another wannabe actor in ny????
jucamo007 5 years ago
I'm just kidding, hey, can i have some money? lol
Daerogami 5 years ago 2
And yer point wuz?
billtull 5 years ago
This is the best comedian ever.
bakura678 5 years ago
nice
persianguy 5 years ago
i can get you're friend free cable and cake. Also, I'm evil at my jobs. I worked at the grocery store and labeled "free deoderant" WA HA HA WA WA WA HA WA... WAA WA
TheBlondie417 5 years ago
is he drunk?
TheBlondie417 5 years ago
poor kid!!!
Demonicakr7 5 years ago
Heartwarming...type Budda love the movie into youtube search, Eugene, I think you would like it-a true Brit movie from me and my friend
OWRBtheo 5 years ago
funny... but horrible audio levels.
TexasCries144 5 years ago
Poor kid let him go to the bath room pal.
stevenmiles 5 years ago
this dude needs his own show
evilutionism2 5 years ago
hey scotch and soda hehe http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HUgAdOG44s
colesfred 5 years ago
I didn't get to watch it all the way through I've been busy filling out surveys. Got another check today, gonna open it. What? Only $200,000 dollars?
justenoughrope 5 years ago
Fuck you scotch and Soda is a magic trick mother fucker
502502 5 years ago
it actually seems like it would make a good movie (i don't know why but it reminds be of "the station agent" maybe cause the kids are short)
flashii 5 years ago
the kid is cuter than eugene....peace
wasy35 5 years ago
Funny stuff man.
Superbastard 5 years ago
w489g7n7[[p704... (Receiving)... o8746250o (Go Ahead)... joncha juss sen sum ptasummm er banans er somin. idiots. no wonder yeer dead. 320hpt7p07p (Message ends)
IcyGlassShadow 5 years ago
There is satire, and then there is stupidity.
pethcir 5 years ago
Are you a Comedy Professor? 'Cause you suck like one.
Just kiddin'! You're all right. Now freshen up my drink, will you? And I measured all the booze in those bottles so don't even try to be dipping into that top shelf. And I can tell if you add water. Believe me, I can tell.
electrojones 5 years ago
lol
jatotsusuken 5 years ago
i ahve no idea what happened but i like it.
ilovesktboardn 5 years ago
hm...?
what did he say?
loli don*t understand this video
what*s happend?
hm.....
i don*t know lol
sweetkizZ89july 5 years ago
this was a pretty damn good vid i think i do some comedy as well.
Joshuas2006 5 years ago
i love wifebeaters
chuckiethePyro 5 years ago
http://games.myliveportal.com/
lasha1028 5 years ago
I ruptured a kidney because I was laughing so hard at this video. I'm telling the truth.
Kabafo 5 years ago
sooo good!
Spacirelei 5 years ago