Stalking an Asian Girl / Signal Light Rant

[SubieFtw01]

2:01 u just kept 2 hands in the air, i could do that on a bicycle, but never really dared to do it on a scooter

[SubieFtw01]

now i know what to do in long distance ride

[s30zchee]

Your talking about rich porche guy driving like a dumb ass but your even dinner for speeding and doing it on a scooter, hope u don't hit a parked car and die

[ApexViews]

2:45 "it pisses me off when...GIRL *drools*" HAHAHA I fvucking love M13. How he has to touch the fuzzy on the helmet at the end ;D

[Kidorid]

Isn't speeding just as rude as not giving signal when changing lanes? Just asking...

[epjb226]

how about this, why don't you pay attention when you are slow too, so you you dont crash?? Hows that for today's take home lesson?

[zagacks]

i thought that scooter shop looked familiar... then i saw the hosts name

[gabriel745295]

Like A Boss

[Linkz14]

The scooter videos at night in the city are sick. Keep it up.

[Crissangelfan200]

I love how ignorant  people can be (car driver) its just annoying

[R3DST4R1]

And people say asians can't drive >:P

[lilgate1212]

I drive a bmw :(

[KungfuMuythaiguy6]

Pet the mohawk.....PET IT

[kfki]

me a white piece of trash, thanx for your liking of me you dumb fucking biker trash!

[Demrush]

Ah shit, the blue mohawk rub made me lol in the office. way too funny man.

[Lostrocker]

BMW drivers are actually retards!

[goose003]

jjjejajajja i haven't seen this one wow. wow that telling that chick shes fast of course she's gonna scared or thinks yur a stalker. of course they can't be all down to earth n yea something like u wanted to hear like hell yeaaa or a riiiiiiiiiiight.well u know strike up a spontaneous conversation with no intention of bangin them well if it happens it hapens but u know wat i mean. n then with that laugh niiiice ride safe late

[kfki]

hey m13 don't you just love talking trash to mofos who obviously don't understand a word you say and act all mighty because you think you're better than those dumb fucking taiwanese peasants! fuck yeah! fuck those cheap skanky whores of taiwanese bitches wearing short shorts! you just prove yourself an ignorant white piece of trash!

[zookeeper2345]

@kfki its called a rant asshole. hes pissed off by it so he talks about it. if he wanted to actually talk shit he would speak taiwanese to the people

[Demrush]

@kfki With your statement you just proved that you're "an ignorant white piece of trash". Your punitive mind is too incompetent to comprehend the statements on this rant. Next time, try to watch his videos without getting offended.

[siilikeraisk]

IS BMW X5 A MORRON? :D

[nynzxoxo]

you talk. alot.

[ddrache12]

@nynzxoxo well it would be pretty boring and confusing vlog if he said nothing at all

[beper2k6]

"..but it pisses me off even more when you got an expensive car.. That was a girl O_O" love it XD

[nicolasj38]

Hey! I have 2 BMWs. I find that offensive!

[sweetmik3y]

when she rode past m13 got a boner

[inverseactuality]

@sweetmik3y

No, but it, what you call, stretched out, his henis.

[rockypyro1490]

"dont be scared little girl!" LMAO

[turtlemann14]

indeed, speeding make you pay more attention to the road until you get used to it

[aortizc82]

what happened to the swift? did you sell it?

[mikaylwright]

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[aznsamurai171]

holy crap taiwan has bunch of mortorcycle

[MeowBlep]

@aznsamurai171 It's really convenient :D

[windom926]

can't i be both Taiwanese US citizen?

I guess you ain't American?

besides the cocky speech.

i still think you did the right thing with that taiwanese dude

hitting that dog... props+1

[windom926]

Dude.. this is how Taiwan drives.. and we were known for it..

It's kinda cocky talking about how fast you go and no one else can catchs you...

WoW... you are just something brah... what a fruit cup.. i dont even think

the F1 racer would tell people he is the fastest... and only way to see a fast car is to

slow down.. WTF!?!? you are just too funny.. i hope you ain't american.. you are making us look bad...

[Tammc09]

@windom926 You said we at the beginning of your comment, which implied you are from Taiwan, but then you said you are American. Which is it?

[genesischu]

you were right to slow down at Intersection at 3:35, for the SPEEDING CAMERA.

[leeky1988]

hahah racing with the chick, this is why i watch you vlog's something awesome or nice happens in every one :)

[zer01ife]

your'e cool man...I found you on a ps3 vid but I've been watching your vids ever since...very entertaining.

by the way, I didn't think it was possible but I guess there are worse drivers than where I live, they really do suck at driving don't they.

[AntistarMorok]

a "henis"? what's a "henis"?)))))))))))))

[SlimPS3]

@AntistarMorok your moms hagina!

[chauffeur123]

You should obey the traffic regular,

or you might be fined NTD. 1200

and also stop doing such stupied thing like barbarian.

here is Taiwan , not your contry , respect the local custom.

Don't let me see you on the stree.

[computerkfm]

@chauffeur123Shut the fuck up you cunt!

[djsmith3000]

@chauffeur123 Leave the awesome guy alone xD

[Cephalatroph]

@chauffeur123 you do realize mordeth is actually a saiyan dont you? It's well know he sparred with goku and won

[epiphonehtm]

@chauffeur123 he lives there

[zjc92]

I NEED TO KEEP BOTH HANDS ON THE WHEEL AT ALL TIMES *Removes hands from handlebars to demonstrate*

[ironbiceps18]

nice vid man

[bonakid22222]

2:50 that was a gurl 0.0

[bigkitten]

Aah!....wear gloves! If you come off, it doesn't bear thinking about! Compelling vids, though.

[ialokin6]

The lane changing guy probably wanted to save his expensive lightbulbs:D

[AnImEbLoOdIsKoOl]

For all halo fans, @ 5:32 the helmet on the right looks like an ODST  helmet, and yes I am a Halo nerd.

[annoyingapple8]

why are all chineese girls so attractive

[9dragonsguy]

you're a fucking awesome*ly crazy* driver...

[50cent900]

lmfao funny ass shit love your videos dude

[pinnacleOFjustice]

This is awesomeness! OOOOOOO

[FABSTER88]

hahaha god your awesome

[geminielf7]

iT'S OKAY little girl lol

[iou69er]

FAIL at "penis" spelling hahaha XD

[powernodes]

@iou69er No, it's an inside joke. Watch his other video ( GhNps8JiXZI ), and you will get it.

[YYpes]

some people dont signal because they dont know how, Or they are afraid of crashing, Or They are just fucking morons

[Dismal7x]

Come here little Asian girl xDD

[yenhan705eh77]

The girl was like, who's that crazy white guy!?

[SCHIZOPHRENlC]

"get the fuck outta my way, asshole..." lol!

"don't be scared little girl!!!" HAHA

whenever I ride a skateboard slowly, I always end up eating shit on the stupidest shit like on a little crack in the sidewalk or something... and I'll get pretty hurt!!! but when I'm skating fast, like normally.. or jumping off a set of 10 stairs, I'm good... and falling doesn't suck as much, it's weird how that happens.

[icedfun]

"bmws tend to be retards" .5 stars just for that statement buddy.

[NBertuzzi]

funny

[cavila01]

dam u did scare her i would lol

[nokineeded]

haahaha strokes other dudes helm lol

[TheNextLane]

u sure told her!

[Tomahawk52]

My sister admitted to me that she doesn't care to use her turn signals anymore.

So I bitched her out about it and told her that her time will come unless she drives professionally again.

Oh yeah, she got a warning by the Delaware police for lane-changing without signaling 2 weeks ago LOL.

[JossyHadash]

dont u feel like an idiot talking to urself?

[bigguns1997]

This is some good stuff

[smileyblackpannther]

lmao when you got past by the chick you sped up. lol now it seems your racing and shes prolly like ."...??? U trying to race?! BWAHAHAHHA TRY AND CATCH ME!"

[nviati]

SO true.. I hate people who are rude like that. It's really dangerous for others =/

"Like what's the point of that? He's got an expensive, nice, fast car and look at him. Changing lanes, changing lanes no signal light. What does that say? It says yes I can afford an expensive car but my skill is so shitty that I need to keep both hands on the wheel at all times because if I as so much as signal I'll fucking crash because I suck ass that badly."

[silentknife15]

"Don't be scared little girl!"

Oh mordeth you make me lol

[bnfsss]

Lol 13mordeth me and you have the exact same driving style dude...if i go slow i very much not pay attention and when i speed its almost as if i'm taking a test man lol... Lovely video man i love all of your stuff...

[THStRuXsTiCk]

haha, I love how you just casually walk up and touch the fuzzy helmet.

[MrKevin1a]

I agree with you about the directionals. Not signaling should be punished severely because if obstructs the intelligent flow of traffic by making other people worry more about what you are doing next.

[Cyric1983]

Yeah, not to mention there is a REASON that the mechanism for signalling is so damn close to the steering wheel in a car. Motorcycles/scooters aren't dangerous because they're only 2-wheels, they're dangerous because there are so many HORRIBLE drivers on the road!

[MrKevin1a]

I don't know where you are, but it is terrible in the US. In Europe, the drivers tests are more strict, but in the US they are way to easy. My brother had a coworker who took 2 lessons from her parents, then got a licence and a car.  That's some bullshit right there. Someone is going to get killed.

[pc617]

so how old do you have to be to ride a scooter in Taiwan? because when you said girl i automatically think young

[Negligible]

lol, I can sense what the asian guys are thinking. Look at this crazy white guy, talking to himself on his scooter. Then he touches some random person's helmet.

[samboleh]

that girl was who the hell are you XD

[cookiebaker13]

"I'm an old woman" XD Nice, old people can't get mad at you for this...here on YouTube at least. =P

I really like your videos. Just cruisin'. It seems interesting :)

[supras7]

is this guy white?

[marktech101]

yep

[powerplantnl]

I like your vids, you getting all worked up about signaling light, i dont get why but it sure is funny :p.

[Cyric1983]

Let me guess, you hardly ever signal?

[powerplantnl]

@Cyric1983 I do signal, just said that i think its funny that m13 gets worked up about that.

If you take offense of such a comment from me thats your problem.

[Cyric1983]

I think the only one taking offense is you. The "I don't get why" statement opened you to my original reply.

[powerplantnl]

@Cyric1983

dude let it go

[Cyric1983]

LMAO...

[Mrfantasmas]

thank you so much, its just stupid that when people dont turn on their signal lights just for making that point man 5/5! :D

[kidRyder]

rant/ blah blah/ ...THat is a Girl! LOL funny shit man

[nexgenhippy]

rate reminder lol :)

nice vid tho cruisin the streets i like your vids 5*

[Dudeitookyourstash]

Lol he loved that helmet at the end

[jimmynpuppy]

I'd get shocked and crash if i were that little girl

[annoyingzhang]

"Idiots tend to be idiots consistently"

I agree

[AmandaSueW]

Don't be scared little girl! XDDD

[JustHushThatFuss]

haha just couldnt resist stroking the blue mohawk huh? great stuff

[fireguy777]

@JustHushThatFuss I do that too, idk why... when I see mohawks on helmets, I gotta touch em...

But then, I have a solid rubber spiky mohawk on my helmet, and people are always touchin' it too... lolz

[Chaos8749]

hahah! I love when you're laughing!:D

[marktech101]

2:05 not a BMW, a porsche boxter, lol

[CrunchyNTasty]

he was talking about the black car at first... The BMW

[brucelee12]

ROFL

[kaidiau]

4:03 asshole? 吃小啦

[Pow3rGaming]

I hear w/the signaling thing... I do. BUT, I swear signaling gives others the headsup that you wanna change lanes and they will speed up to keep ya from changing... I swear. The more I ride my bike the more I hate driving cars and dealing with cars/trucks in traffic. I FUCKING hate most drivers anymore... ugh.

[Pow3rGaming]

Yeah, a blue stationwagon thing BMW with this nazi 50somethin' year old lady pulled out in front of me and destroyed my bike... I'm a little prejudice towards BMW drivers presently too...

[emace3]

haha NICE !"

[1Hard2Ass]

If your gonna stalk girls at least spell Penis right.

"Hold on let me take out my henis"

[SuperMareno]

Search for the video "Do you have a P'ness or a HE'ness?" from 13mordeth and you will get it ;)

[PrivetCyan]

hes refering to his other vid

[LM22102]

Your commentary amuses me.

[leafsfan9917]

dont be scared little girl, Im michal

[skyo280]

youll get mobd sooner or later man ~ Taiwan is not a place for ya

[ken0928811709]

hahaha dude you are funny

[TheZubeTube]

I have a speech inpeda... ineda... inpeda.... inpeda..... Problem LOL :)

[nicksta12340]

HahahaThat was weird at the end when u touched that helmet.

[crimminsg77]

hahah ADD moment "you have this expensive nice car so you should have.... That was a girl!" hahah

[AlIord]

LMAO @ that girl slowing the fuck down

[jeepfun]

has sven seen this vid? why you got to be talking shit? jk

[KakarotoXT]

you a stalker now? lol

that girl was freaking out

[tacticalcheerio]

maby he thinks hes too good to signal? in his fancy car

[iiibniii]

Mordeth, that's a horrible excuse to speed and you know it, mister.

[betoski]

lol "Don't be scared little girl!" nice :D

[ThI3f0517]

Totally agree with the signal light thing. How hard is it to move your finger one inch!  And the fuzzy helmet was nice hahaha

[Dawnte13]

I don't know about your country but in mine you only need your signal lights when turning lanes on highways :O

Btw i think/talk like that when i am in traffic :D

[protoboy11]

yeah i agree i love the ones where you follow some crazy person rofl

[CrappyStickAnimation]

That fat chick on the scooter at 1 minute passed you.

[ROWINGPAINTBALLER]

haha u no why ull catch her, coz of ur henis. simple explaination really

[Senegal01]

Love you videos! For a Canadian, you don't sound like my friends in Ontario, Hey! LOL

[maplestoryjoe]

cause when your speeding you pay attention and become more aware of yourself and your surroundings, but when your going slow you don't expect to crash and not aware of things, cause your maybe looking at something/ someone.

[allmineral]

你騎到"禁行機車道"了

小心被警察拍照

[sk8terpunk113]

whats the diffrence between a sports cars and a porkiepine ?... with a sports car the pricks are on the inside lawlz

[13Axman13]

you seem to have fun when you ride around lol..

[wchang825]

sounds like you having a blast in Taiwan. lol

[Scynite]

Yeah, how about you just toodle along, and then have some guy suddenly scream at you, when you're just zoning out...

People do that to me on my bicycle saying w/e and I'm usually lost in thought, and it scares the crap out of me.

[Arcterious]

When you have an expensive car, you should... Oh that's a girl! Hah

[calfan3]

lol......im mad you just went up to pet that mohawk helmet...lol

[calfan3]

....ur cool mordeth....just FYI

[abigbowlmovemnt]

lol i love the look she gave you she was all like wtf

[EMH88]

your videos are really interesting.

[monkinira]

LMFAO bmw tend to be retards

[05336345802]

are there no cops?

[JInnn24]

"if u suck ass so badly u cant signal lane change " xD

[BaqawiRider]

You know? Your videos ought to be on Comedy Central. You are hilarious man.

[hjolinn]

dude i love to listen to you im eating pizza and it is amazing to just take it easy and listen to you

[13mordeth]

Thanks man. Growing up I was told by hundreds of girls that I was great on the phone. So I wanted to be a radio DJ. But I guess this is as close as I'll ever get.

[hjolinn]

you live inte china or japan or something ??

[13mordeth]

Or something....yes.

[TheCondemnedProphet]

@13mordeth

Is this China Town in Toronto or something?

[SniperViper1000]

@TheCondemnedProphet It's Taiwan -.-'

[madcap2k]

@TheCondemnedProphet

taiwan

[RoyceMcKnight]

i was eating lasagna :D

[ScootdawgSoCal]

Funny shit, M13 pulls up at shop while asian guy works on scoot, Asian guy looks at crazy white man talking to himself with helmet on while waving hands. Asian guy is out of video range. LOL! M13 pets helmet mohawk, ROFLMAO!

[birthnight]

LOL! best video ever! i was laughing my ass off at 4:50 because you said exactly what i say at least once everyday, "If you're gonna turn - TURN!" Great video all around keep em coming please~

[poeperdjelieven]

hahahah the helmet at the end , btw the whole vid was great =]

[nihadkolubara]

ty .lol i own a BMW

[x10secsx]

haha ending very random

[oOkebolamadaOo]

Because you have a henis of course:D I love to watch all your videos take care ^_^

[christianprogrammer]

Dude you petted the blue Gucci fo Hawk hahahhahahahahahahahha

[christianprogrammer]

Blah Blah Blah BlahBlah Blah That was a girl your sooo damn funny Get the *** outa my way %$# hole ha ha hah ah hah hah !!!!

ON the floor !!!! seriously !!! BTW whats a henis ha ha hah haa ha ha ha Oh God I'm goin to bed now your a riot !!

[frewcc]

taiwan? why are you speaking mandarin? everyone drives crazy in asia

[blademanx]

my best mates taiwanese

random i know

[swords480]

Road rage much? Unfortunately, I'm going to guess this happens to you somewhat often because too many bad drivers are out there. I'd hope they'd be the minority. Confidence is fine, just don't get bitchy, that's all. From what I've seen, you seem to bitch a lot.

Haha, that girl was scared shit of you. "Some random white guy said I drive fast!"

I'll agree speeding feels safer because when I drive the speed limit, I feel there's something wrong. I honestly get nervous when I drive slow.

[LampChairDeskMonitor]

You're english is very good!

[oCannabusdriver]

thats cuz hes canook

[LampChairDeskMonitor]

Ahah nice vid!

Annnnd onne more subscription!

[topbanana188]

1:48 jealousy

[mujjuman]

lol good video

[viet411]

lol dude where is this recorded?

[IXIAdeIXI]

taiwan

[22givuhcky]

HAHAAHHAHAHA i love how at the end of the video, you go out of your way to pet another persons helmet. and you dont even say anything about it

[22givuhcky]

hahahahah "dont be scared little girl!"

[sk84gs]

mordeth, you arent a cynical person for thinking that ppl that suck.. do just that SUCK!

and what is this new mindset coming around in the world that you can do random bullshit and its okay... but calling somebody out for it isnt.

and to who ever commented about "who knows they might be a better basketball player or etc" when really i doubt it.. they cant signal a car, they honk at other ppl, and mordeth commented on how they were dressed all metrogay. thats a sign of global suckage!

[kraudio7]

LOL, girl's reaction to that comment was priceless, good one M13 ;) Be safe!

[katernis]

xD Yeah oldscool m13. Love it. About signal lights, this happens often everywere, and yeah it's very shitty. Ofc in traffic. But when road is empty at night hours, and you driving fast just for fun, there is no point to do this, onestly. :]