Talk Like a Pirate Day: "Leave Blackbeard Alone!"

[bonniherself]

No matter how many times I see this, it still makes me laugh. I love you Cap'n Slappy!

[Vestersje]

Press 0 :) for cry :)

[ladisneyprincesse]

Hahahahahahaha now that "On Stranger Tides" is coming there is something to cry about Blackbeard's portrayal!!

[ILoveBurgerSauce]

Haahahahahhahaha. thiss is soo funny :). BIG FAN BIG FAN. :D. i want too be a piratee :). sooo baddd. i even set my facebook too talk like a piarteee :). i know its sadd butt i justt loveee piratessss WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[TheAmyschue]

LOL! well done!

[lolgtfo23]

all he wanted to do was pillage and plunder and kill people :(

[ThatGuyWithHisHat]

haha great... half the way it sounded like he was laughing himself! :-)

[SpacehamsterDotCom]

You be making kitteh scared! :-o

[fear2the2spork]

All he wanted was a few doubloons! Just some doublo-ho-ho-hoooons!!

XD

[thethreeedwards]

His liner is smearing

[peacefull76]

awesome !! ahah

[SanDaren1]

Cap'n Slappy FTW

[KGSGoFreak]

ARRR! That be de' funniest video I ever seen!

[Thethundergodz]

I agree with Cap'n Slappy! Look at me channel its for pirates!

[scratchyflame]

BWAHAHAHAHA

Cap'n Slappy, you're so great.

[OzaiFan]

Cap'n Slappy so crazy.

[momsteroni]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!

[Arkimedes999]

LOL

[Bungogin]

Anyone who insults that mangina from the "leave Brittney alone!" video; keep up the good work!

[TSFboi]

ahh, slappy i love ya xD

[Pinkaugust]

Hahahaha, hilarious! I'm gonna show this to all my friends, who for that matter already dissed chris crocker XD

This is excellent!

[jaciMoon]

Omg I can see myself in Cap'n Slappy ahaha its so funny ... scary but funny

[carolinaswampcritter]

Cap'n Slappy, you are so crazy!!! I love this! LOL

[1Madball1]

HAHAHAHA

[jimbim121]

LOL That's great!!! :D

[Xanubi]

Nothing like a pirate in drag.. mmmmmmmmmmm =P

[hetrodoxly]

Did blackbeard sound like a gay yank?

[Obistalker1]

LEAVE BLACKBEARD ALONE!!

[primalscream666]

Amazing.

[THEMONSTERMATTMAN]

HAHAHHA

[kevingdoyle]

Perfect, absolutely perfect.

[AllstarTheOne]

Owned ^^

[horrorjunky22]

that is crocker with pirattitude!

[KurosenvsGrither]

BWA HA HA HA HARRR!

[onlyhalfmonkey]

iz he wearing lipgloss...? 0.o

[possuman]

Youse guys arrr the best!

[Naoocotzo]

ROFL

[fishtik114]

best holiday yet!

[Vorhizzle]

this is the best use of the word bastard i have ever seen. excellent

[PythonMask]

chris crocker 300 years ago

[vampire28]

P.S. Ninjas suck, they don;t know how to have a good time.

[vampire28]

You sea-worthy dogs are awesome. Keep it up, this was fucking hilarious!

AYE!

[Usernameztaken]

1: this may look fake, it isnt, it's actually incredibly funny

2:You can tell he is laughing near the end, he'll realize it and put on his crying face again tho xD

[vampire28]

Dude, you don't have to tell me, this was freaking awesome! XD

HA HARGH!

[matrixkbh1987]

wtf!? HAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! priceless!!

[ChaoticShelly]

priceless!

[M1K3YBR00T4L]

OMFG XDDD!!!

I can't stop laughing xD!

PERFECT

[PraetorianXI11]

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA­HA

EPIC!!!!

well done mate!!

[nick12234]

awsome lol

[jackingoffkills]

lol greatness

[3pairsofunderwear]

this is creepy

[noctegonzo]

I lol'ed. Happy Talk like a Pirate Day!

[DJWidget]

LMFAO! YarharharharharHAAAAAAAAAARRR! By Davey Jones' belly button lint, me sides be splittin' apart like three cent sails in a squall! Cap'n Slappy, you be the greatest and funniest pirate this seadog knows!

[wolfinside]

This is the best parody of "leave brittney alone" I have ever seen. Great Job, very funny!

[gentlerat]

chris Crocker now be the "Cristmass Carol" o' the "series o' hornpipes" (also be known as the information trade winds)!

AAAR!

[harshCritic01]

you have fat hands

[Poatree]

Great concept and execution but i couldn't watch the whole thing

[Adam7fold]

LOLOLOLOL!!!!

[melianatara]

O M G ! I almost pissed meself! I laughed so hard I almost spewed!

[metalheadmatt666]

sounds tasty. but this video is too funny.

[SilkshadowxXx]

LOL This is great! One of the best of it's kind. 5/5

[tigergrr33]

HAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAA. This is hilarous, but ya gotta give some props to chris crocker for standing up for his beliefs in Britney,,,,, BUT HAHAHHAHA

[LWOffical]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[ltfragmeister]

I lold xD

[soulcoughing031]

Hey Bungsnatch, Go fuck your mother!

[jbliss1980]

OMFG. Too funny.

[familienkinodvd]

Great. *****

Greetings! Michael

[joeryhubers]

harr harr harr, i just lost me wooden leg shakin me belly me hearties.

[wickedghostwench]

aaarrrr give him a muffin and a keg of rum

[AreaQNH870]

BAAhAHahahahaha

[BillyDOOM23]

He braided matches into his beard and lit them.

If you stand and face that, you're a real man.

"Come, let us make a hell of our own."

[Hellonagol]

The description of the burning matches in his beard is in a literary style that uses dramatic descriptions to make a person more interesting—a style closely connected to Defoe, the author of Robinson Crusoe. Also the earlier mentioned battle with HMS Scarborough lacks evidence in the warship's log.

"He didn't actually light matches in his beard... it was a was a literary style of making him appear more interesting."

[BillyDOOM23]

=(

Dang. Bummer.

I like him better with the matches.

Plus, I drew a picture.

[Hellonagol]

Picture is still good as it represents him more

[CaptainJimbodiny]

arrr ye disgracing Blackbeard's name? He swam around the ship three times after his head was severrrrred. He cut a young man in two with one swing of his sword for bein in the same house as one of his beloved wives. Sorry me eyes are wellin up.

[Wyndrax]

Possibly the best Chris Crocker parody out there. Even better that Seth Green's.

[Jallentime]

OMG PARODY OF CHRIS CROCKER XD

[guitarplayer529]

hilarious/brilliant

[bikr1975]

EMO PIRATE!

[ichigoshiru]

hahahaha ! ! ! ! ! ! ! xD

[Cheeseiest1]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha great video.

[Lizbee123]

best video ever.EVAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!­

[CaptinIdaMay]

Arrrrrghh! Tha' be th' funniest video I be seein' in an age! Halarious!

[onikaizer]

AYE!!! leave HIM ALONE!!!

[DarkXPirate]

lol! this makes me laugh!

[ShadeAlchemist12]

WOW :0

[Kafana91]

Omg roflmao

[carbonxkidx]

where did you get that fierce ligloss?

[morway3]

Yarr... Me Mattees

Yarr Clip is better than the original

[Tunipz]

LOL xD

hahahaha

[Seneka420]

You fit the part perfect... Ima tell a guy I know down at my local station... LoL

[britudontno]

XD cap'n Slappy needs a day off of work and pilaging LOL

[plovky]

lol

[benjaminchu]

Belay the talk and prepare to be boarded or face the Kraken Arrr

[Steelhorns89]

lmfao! i love you cap'n slappy... err, i mean...

YAAARGH!

[flamehughes]

.....epic

[Morbidemind]

LOL win

[08315]

EPIC WIN!!!

[Xannowis]

Lol!

[red5flash]

arrrr, matey, this is some harrrsh booty je got there ;)

[legleglegleg]

ROFL!!!

Thats freaking HILARIOUS!

I salute you, Cap'n Slappy! =)

[chickenwang95]

pooooooooooooopooooooooooooooo­o!!!!!!!!!!!

[lilmissmischievous]

OMG! me love ye captain slappy! ye give a whole new name to pirates HARRR this is great old sea dog!

[MearickLee]

Awesome as all hell. xDDD I have more tears coming out our my ears even worse than the original video xDDDDD

[manaan33]

HA!! Thats REALLY funny!

[Animebean]

XD hahahaahaaha

[Ebarelar]

now this shit is funny.

[jacksparrowismydaddy]

I finally found out who chris crocker is and now this video is ten thousand times much funnier.

I love you Captain Slappy!

[sheetguy12]

he rocks

[sheetguy12]

tight vid funny to you did a really fantastic job

[Irish360]

Yarrr!

[emurock05]

best leave britney alone pardoy ever!

[tabxmaux]

Hahahahaha!

SLAPPY YOU ARE MY HERO

[DecimusAquila]

"All he ever wanted to do was pillage and plunder and shoot people" LMAO!!!

[MoonlightxMassacre]

lmfao ahahahhaha

props.

[Aceshaw]

HAHA!!!

[53Aubergine]

Cap'n Slappy you've got really nice eyes!

[eatmaggotcheese]

hilarious! I love it.

[AE86MAN]

That..... was...... AWESOME!

[DeadlyJames]

I never knew pirates to cry. don't pop a blood vain Slappy :D

[hamletesque]

*smirk* It's interesting, Cap'n Slappy, that you crying sounds remarkably like you laughing at some times...

[jss12u]

all he blackbeard want was to be remembered

[lonewolfang]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!! God I love this video!

[sirius711]

HAHA! Genius!!! Cap'n Slappy - you have just made my week!

14 wives... that's 14 mothers in law! Can you imagine the torment of it!?!

[shakaama]

YOU SIR are awesome and i mean the true definition of the word. most excellent. have to give props where props are due.

[ it's funny ebonics actually sounds far more close to olde english than regular american english ]

[Luminasita]

Can't stop laughing! bwaaaahhahahahahaa

[Kojain]

Great Job on this parody! LEAVE BLACKBEARD ALONE DAMNIT! LOL!

[slacknarf360]

buahahahahahahaha! anything to make fun of that bloody tranny i'll laugh at

[dv8trix]

i nearly peed! thanks for making my day!

[blackbeard959]

That was awesome and not just because I go by Black Beard, it was just great!!!

[DustPrincess]

bloody hilarious

im still crying

[ashtrayheart]

this truly is the best crocker parody so far xD

[forte55555]

FOURTEEN?!? a bit too many

[OfficialWench]

But true. Blackbeard is reputed to have had 14 wives. Ol' Chumbucket

[IneptTroopr]

Best Crocker parody yet! ARRRR!

[InfoJunkieHolland]

Buhahahahaaaaaa

[ArcanusMemoria]

this was awesome!!!

[gravehilljh]

haa haa haa --- haaaaaa .......... :I

[whistlinphil]

This was a hilarious satire!!

[BIZZ3LL]

Arghhh! Aye, this was a great video! Arghhh!

[simlog1332]

DEATH TO ALL NINJAS!

[haveahappylife]

muah ha ha!! niiice!

[BuckGestapo]

A pox on your enemies, Cap'n!

[khamarupa]

Oh Cap'n, I would ne'r say a negative word 'gainst my darling Blackie! Nada

[shifre]

Sorry Cap'n Slappy, promise I won't say nothin about no Blackbeard ;) Well done, good one (unless you don't understand)

[01keeper01]

HAHAHARRRRR!!! Happy "Talk Like A Pirate Day"!!

...If one of them bottles should happen to fall... Pirates be lickin the grog off the floor!

ARRR!

[Samtheman229]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

[richmarino]

This joke is getting old... but I still think it is funny.... yeah, I laughed..!

[heartofdavyjones]

xDDDD

I laughed SO hard at this!!

[stanislaw1986]

Solid ace mate, solid ace!

[datavortex]

yarr!

[Klloud1]

Ahoy there cap'n slappy! it be Alex the snich reportin' for talk liek a pirate day! I too share some compassion fer Blackbeard...so do some extra pilligin' fer him would ya! yarr HARR!!!

[Nirawen]

That was awesome

[earl057]

Arrg Capn Slappy lay off the bloody refer would ya, blimy bilge rat! : )

[biohazardous411]

That be one HIGH-larious video. Keep 'em comin'!

[joetheatre]

One of the funniest things I've ever seen on YouTube, and the best parody of that Chris Crocker creature [it's better than Seth Green's].

[mdd4696]

This is one of the scariest things I've seen on YouTube yet.

[kateam1975]

omg this is the beat :)

[ragdollkitten]

this made me lul so hard.

keep it up, chumbucket!

[andivon]

Absolutly awesome!! Keep making these great videos!! ARRR!

[iampicasso85]

Nice.

Pirates always make everything better.

[lcheek2]

HAHAHAAHA what a lovely fusion of pop culture references hahahahha

[Avalancheryan]

Harrrible! Why? Why?! Mutiny on yer ship Slappy and may ye hang from the yard arm! Stop making these harrrible videos.

[NeonHurricane]

Brilliant!

[jetgirl80]

Happy talk like a pirate day Capt Slappy! This clip arrrrrrrr hilarious

[theswampsquirrel]

This only gets me more excited for tomorrow!

[APopCan]

lol

[axsntch]

Cap'n Slappy, you freaking rock!

[bistauss]

Cap'n Slappy, ye be the funniest pirate i know

[Pandaran92]

Freaking Hilarious. That chick was messed up tho

[cannibalfan]

That wasn't a chick...

[Atzy]

...what chick? It's a guy.

[FUCKTH35Y5T3M]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!1

[AzMiramontes26]

BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAA! oh gosh!!! Capt'n Slappy ye have really outdone yerself. i cant stop laughing!

[KHLVER]

LMFAOROFL

All i can say, pretty freaking ausome ^_^

[tiarella]

OMG! I F'in LUV you guys! ROFL!!!

[mastarocka25]

FUNNY!LoL!LOL!!!!!!Halarious!!­!!

[MeghanSparrow]

OMG! I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I feel bad fer blackbeard though..... i wouldn't want to b decapitated. couldn't they kill him a better way or put him in jail fer life if the had to punish him.. lol

[1mzooty]

OMG!!! I laughed so hard.. I almost fell off my poop deck!

[crazypirate03]

LMFAO!!! That was great! Cap'n Slappy o' The Festerin' Boyle strikes again! Keep up the good work.

Sincerely,

Cap'n Tororana

[Jadean]

ROFLMAO!

I near choked on a chicken nugget!

This is absolutely priceless!

[dutchsquatter]

genius!