Vern Fonk Insurance Wishes You Merry Christmas

[TheHonp]

I love how his wife looks over when he says "RAMADAAAAAN." She's like:

"Uh, honey, what are you doing?"

[Gvas771]

A guitar riff while he said Ramadan would have been killer

[patsfan818322]

oh man this never gets old, gotta love his arm movement!

[JoeyTheGirl33]

....Why? Just why?

[PurpuhlRowboht]

Fuck. The "Ramadaaan" actually sounds awesome.

[theswedishdude1]

jesus christ thats fucking scary im so happy i live in sweden

[ACORNSUCKS]

The kids are like "whatever"

[orangeTadpole]

Merry Christmas for Vern FUCK'N Surance.

[tvvdo]

this mother fucker is sooo funny

[hairlessfrie]

Omg! That's so funny

[qkljhewgfhergk]

It's Kane from C&C!

[haideeuribe]

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[LiveitliveXp]

Has anyone noticed those creepy ass teeth of his

[83Kane]

wow thats some fonked up teeth

[noisepuppet]

That guy smoked something that never wore off.

[icosta2much]

100% Pedophile. With Pulp... No Sugar.

[kanserstyx]

id hit it O.O

[tofubandito]

That's Seattle for you.

[DarkDant3]

thank you kind sir. marry christ mas to you too

[burger414]

for someone that supposed to send a holiday cheer, he sure looks evil!

[SorchaNoir]

This was scary as fuck.

[Vertigo688]

RAMADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

[mishabuu]

I make sure to come back to this video every December.

[XHolyPuffX]

Why does he say "Christ---mus"?

[Yapshire]

That scared the hell out of me.

[CerealKillahNZ]

Gah... that was kinda creepy... Would make me scared stiff of xmas if I saw this as a Kid.

[chrisflx]

If the person that made that commercial gets this, what was the client thinking? Sure it gets your attention. Then you consider calling 911 for Child Endangerment.

It doesn't make me want to buy insurance from that guy, it makes me want to buy him some prozac.

[piplupsingularity]

That girl is terrified.

[KORNISMYPROBLEM]

this guy reminds me of anton  levay lol

[mecher3k]

@KORNISMYPROBLEM

So I'm the only one that thought that!

[KORNISMYPROBLEM]

@mecher3k ur the only one that thought what????

[mecher3k]

@KORNISMYPROBLEM

That he looks like Anton Levay.

[BrightRaven0]

NOPE

[ngaiovnik]

I mean what is the point?

[jonjuan27]

Thats one of my favorite holiday commercials!

[GreatCheeseWheel]

Oh my god. Was I just raped?

[shockzrock]

can you insure me against yourself? lmao. thumbs up if you came here from viral video film school.

[mhirtes12]

It's like being wished a Happy Holidays by Anton LaVey's crazy twin brother.

[ketchuph8r]

lol the wife :-)

[Qasimbajwaa]

RAMADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!

[NaziKitty]

I'm terrified.

[justusleejolliffe]

ROB HALFORD!?! LOL!!!

[Piiratekid1]

I remember growing up in Seattle, always seeing his weird ass commercials on TV. And now that I've moved.... I kind of miss them. :'(

[bigbagron]

Vern Fuck

[avenged7ex]

lol i love all these commercials i live in washington

[MrPhsycodude999]

You sell insurance, can I insure myself against you?

[Aspenly]

@MrPhsycodude999 nice job stealing your comment from the Viral Video guy. Fail.

[MrPhsycodude999]

@Aspenly yes I did, but If he was my insurance agent guy I would want to insure myself agents him, wouldn't you?

[germancoke]

@MrPhsycodude999 You stole that from viral video film school!

[MrPhsycodude999]

@germancoke yes I did, but If he was my insurance agent guy I would want to insure myself agents him, wouldn't you?

[germancoke]

@MrPhsycodude999 yes I suppose I would.

[Rjmorg]

@MrPhsycodude999 You stole that from Brett Erlich! You should be ashamed.... make him an apology video... asshole.

[mohawk1020]

I don't think they planned this out beforehand. The little girl shat her pants while daddy did his best Judas Priest impression and everyone was staring at his hand when he did that punch thing

[TheFrost1989]

I wouldn't let this guy insure me... not for all the money in the world... O_O

[lovesocialwork]

dear lord. i just saw this clip on Infomania and watched it about ten times just now. this is definitely going to be a holiday staple in my house. hahaha

[JaqueAgricola24]

merry CHRIST ..........MASSSSSS !!!

[Jet124]

RAAAAAAAAAMAAAADAAaaaaaAAAANNN­N

[mjn76]

Can we insure ourselves against this commercial?

[iavor55]

Uhh.....can I insure myself against that guy so he wouldnt come to me at night and kill meh!? xD

[hitl0r]

This youtube was the most glorious youtube in the history of the earth. Christmas is upon us! A gift to every man, woman and child from the Brotherhood of Nod.

[slye1991]

that girl is scared for her life

[MassObliterator]

can we insure our selfs against him?

[Yesiamblind]

The brilliance is that they are dead serious about this thing. Fucking hysterical.

MERRY CHRIST. MAS.

[JotunDoom]

creepy

[Archaeopteryx911]

MERRY. CHRIST.  MASS.

[fragleshmit]

this is just plain shipoopie.

[MechaTofuPirate]

This is the best commercial that has ever been made.

[LGffs]

that is retarded

[TheNeoBlader]

wtf o.o

[pumbsteri]

HAHHAHAH after 30 plays its stil asskicking funny!

[TotaIIy]

haha. this made me laugh like a great Tim & Eric skit

[hatred269]

Hail Satan ?

[ar15expert]

are his teeth filed to points?

[JoeyTheGirl33]

They don't make Christmas-themed insurance commercials like they used to.

[Sausage182jr]

I love that he did this commercial in response to King County's commissioner's law not allowing county employees to say "Merry Christmas" or any other religious specific holiday greeting in public.

[DjNarda]

Ramadaaaaannnnnnnnnn

He should be in Iron Maiden!

[solerso68]

I didnt know Anton Le Vey had any children. (come on Anton everyone knew it was Levy)

[DJizdawikidzt]

How did they keep a straight face? xD

[SnIpRu]

Mary...CHRIST Masssssss.....I swear he was going to kill them all xD

[loopdiloop89]

poor family

[raabdj]

Holy shit this is awesome.

[victorious0001]

Vern.... WAT THE Fonk...

[CandieBox]

Merry Christ Muss

[Anjabel69]

he could replace Judas Priest's vocalist and people probably wouldn't be able to tell

[firejunkmonkey]

dude he better keep makeing commercials. if he did one where he threatened to stop doing them if i didn't buy his insurance i would call him today

[milksplooge]

Check out that vibrato.

He should be a power metal vocalist or some shit.

[HEYMYNAMEISCARL]

no kidding. he gives hansi kürsch a run for his money.

[zelemont]

rrrraamaadannnn

[butabong]

haha i agree..wtf?

[NikiPaprika]

I think I just peed a little.

9_____9

this guy is SCARY!

[opienmollie]

If my name was Vern Fonk I would scare the shit outta my kids too and offend ppl like myself heheheh

[cliffgoodbye]

Wtf?

[scotlandr]

....................scared....­

[Jobeykobra]

Merry CHRIST-moss!

[df61660a]

the guy scared me a little

[Joe402]

this guy owns

[cliffgoodbye]

indeeeeed

[mginsel]

Dude looks like Anton Levay

[jsnhnsly]

AHHHHHH!!!! A kid toucher!!!!

[1ShotWin]

RAMONIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAA-AAAAAAAAAAH !

I'm instantly in the holiday spirit.

[elburrogrande]

it's ramadon not ramonia

[VladSochni]

it's ramadan actually

[elburrogrande]

Potatoe potahtoe, he said ramonia.

[Kurairu]

This is a matter of spelling, not pronunciation.

[warmasterchief]

KANE!?!?! OMG!

[Jangaboo]

these are real commercials, we got them here in Canada because we're sorta near Seattle and I was pretty young so I never understaood what was going on when i saw these

[CapSlapAHoe]

Kane is ALIVE!!!!

[500YenDevin]

hahahaha!

[framesgames]

scary

[qwertdc]

this makes me want to kill some one.

[pikhienko]

HAHAHAHAHA OMFGROFLMFAO!!!!!

[DreamWeaver1359]

merry CHRIST-mas!

???

[smiliegirll2252]

umm....WOW

[crb4059]

this "actor/demon" is a manager and NOT vern Fonk, he's Rob Thielke.

[theytookmahboy]

Oh hell, I should have noted that in the description a long time ago. Thanks for pointing that out.

I actually knew Vern Fonk, my dad works in insurance and would send Vern the clients he could not insure.

[CapSlapAHoe]

LMFAO a demon?! LOL

[muffinator113]

wtf lol

[mike24jd]

The face he makes right before RAMADAAAAN is unreal.

[jamesecash]

Yep, this guy's been doing insane videos for around a couple decades now.

[MooseCow5]

what kind of insane person came up with THIS!? scared the crap outa me

[MrBlanks]

It hurts because I am laughing too much. Brilliant

[gamewinner1728]

Is the dude mental?

[mavrick45]

Seattle AND Tacoma?! wow, these guys got a spread!

[wowvideoaddicdude]

lol i remember this guy xD he got that DUI about 5 times

[buffaloidiot]

whoa wtf

Lol

[sarahndipity20]

Hahah. The "Kwanzaa!" part got me.

[SonicSnail95]

that little girl looked like she was going to burst into tears... lol

[peacegirl92]

i have watched this like 20 times and it still has not gotten old. gotta love good old rob thielke.

[rock3tsauce]

It just gets funnier every time.

[WerdUp234]

it almost sounds like he said " Merry Christmas from vern fuck insurance!" lol

notice how he never blinks...not even once

........that poor family, they look like theyre in danger......

[245Greenfieldchan]

does anyone notice that creepy smile he does at the end? O.O

[SkyReaver1]

LOL

[writemabel]

Lol

[couchiedp93]

rooooooooomaaaaaaaadaaaaaaaan.­

[pedonbio]

In fact, Vern Fonk died a couple years ago, but he had been running these commercials starting in the early 1990s, using the same actor as a lead. They are aimed at a specific demographic, young male drivers who are such high risks that they are not considered insurable by other companies. The agency has grown about five-fold over the past ten years using these commercials to bring in business that conventional agencies reject.

[chamiller005]

This guy is right.

This is one of many reasons I'd like to live in Seattle!

[cyndi2774]

This moron is up in the Seattle area. When we moved up there for about 5 years, I learned to DESPISE his commercials. Absolute moron. Enough said.

PS - What were the best parts about leaving Washington State? No more rain or stupid Vern Fonk.

[mmglv]

I think he needs to sell some more insurance so he can go hire an orthodontist. Then, when his teeth are fixed, he needs to be admitted into a mental institution.

[Joy0117S]

Not real sure but I think I saw that man before in a mental inisitute once while delivering gifts from a local church.

[xXblueXrainsXx]

....O_O....

[MrBowserPuffi]

The girl in the back with the red shirt looks VERY concerned.

[MashPotatoHead28]

wow

[enigmaticocean]

That's f'n great!

[mandybearski22]

lol we need more commericals like that

[erevaj]

his teeth are creepy, is this a parody?

[OgenB]

This company is real. They air these commercials that are SO crazy. But I'm 100% certain they are supposed to be intentionally funny, and poorly made.

[cyndi2774]

No this is not a parody. This idiot is up in the Seattle area and ALL of his commercials are this stupid.

[voicetube]

Hala-frickin-lugh!  That was off the hook!

[Konstantin1234]

tha man looks like he could bite off your head

[ConkeyCrack]

just watch this video stoned! Its halarious!!!

[ConspiracyCow13]

RA-MA-DAAAAAN

[kazumahazeuzumaki]

Vern is dead. He died of a blood infection back in 2006.

[RandiG68]

Okay, now I fee like a jerk. I watched some of Vern's other ads, and they're not bad! In fact...he's pretty funny and creative. This holiday ad just sucked real hard, that's all. (check out the Vern Gump one...HA!)

[RandiG68]

Due needs to fix his grill and hire an ad agency. Good lord. His wife looks mortified. I feel bad picking on him...he was trying to be innovative here. "Trying", being the operative word. Wow is right.

[WalkThePath87]

so what made him think that was a good idea?

[tklocke10]

that was some funny shit

[Ilovecoffeex12]

Oh God, that was weird! XD

[DrumChik92]

creeepy

[FierceFang]

Not so demonic as much as insane.

[SunkistSweetieade]

That man looks like my ex-boyfriend's dad! XDD

[ShowBiZ109]

Woah... I think that pretty much sums it up.

[GeckTech]

MERRY CHRIST-MAS!!! D:<

Omg, look at that serious face. xD

[245Greenfieldchan]

MERRY. CHRIST. MAS. to you too!!!! XDDD

[mtvcp]

what the fuck?

[ProtoCosmos]

I don't find this to be creepy. I'm guessing he over annunciated "CHRISTmas" as a defiant poke aimed at the over-political-correctness that society is immersed in these days.

[206Biz]

Yezzir!! Vern Fonk in the 206.

[Markb2477]

Wow....Thats the kind of guy you would want as your neighbor. Also nice teeth

[duhhh676]

LMAOOOOO!!!

he looks retarted

this just made my fuckin

nighttt

[PorcelainHearted13]

Oh... My... Gosh...

GET THIS GUY SOME MEDS AND SPEECH LESSONS!!!

[HGbunny]

Holy crap!

[RedNymph234]

OMG CREEPY

[azulablue]

lmao...the little girl right next to him looks scared. he is very creepy tho

[vteclobe]

awesome

you christians need to lighten up... its all bullshit anyways.