Total Recall: bulging eyes

[Christophersboyd]

The movie 50/50 led me to Kuato, and Kuato led me here.

[sexycooljulesverne]

minecraft fucking sucks and is for wannabe nerd hipsters

[YouDontrespect21]

@sexycooljulesverne you obviously like boyzzzzz

[MelbaToast454]

llooooooooool

[ZDWario]

This movie was so horrifying when I was a child...

[Bjgemini524]

I wonder where the movie makers got the idea that your eyes bulge when on Mars? XD

[Mandolinpossum]

@Bjgemini524 Space is a vacuum. When you stick a marshmallow in a vacuum the air inside the marshmallow expands to take up the space left by the air that was sucked out. Same principle here, but instead of the air inside the marshmallow expanding, it's the oxygen in the blood.

You know, family movie! :D

[Bjgemini524]

@Mandolinpossum Alright, that makes sense. But why would you're eyes bulge to the point where they're almost out of the sockets? A scene later in the movie has the same thing, but his eyes are WAY stretched out of his sockets. I'm not sure if the oxygen would expand inside the sockets but... :P

[dark7element]

Hokuto Shinken is invincible! He is already dead.

[Bewzbucket]

The T1000 doubles as Freddy Kruger. 

[VidMasterflex]

Pete Zedlacker's rendition of this is hilarious.

[uome20bukz]

What the fuck is yogscast?

[TVCoolStuff]

@uome20bukz BlueXephos, Minecraft videos?? :) Very good channel

[TheMostAwesomeMan242]

i heard from my former professor if you went on Mars without protection, your eyeballs will NOT pop out like that in the movie. instead your body and blood vessals would under extreme pressure and if you cut yourself, even a little cut that your blood would just gush out profusely from the pressure.

[WickedLiquid]

@TheMostAwesomeMan242 Yeah, we know a lot more than we did when the book was written decades ago. Imagine what we'll know 30 years from now???

[TheMostAwesomeMan242]

@WickedLiquid Total Recall is based on a book??? i didn't know that!!!

[larsbo999]

...looks like my ex-girlfriends face when I told her that i was the one responsible for making her mom a preggo

[popZoro]

I came here myself.

[trevdog45]

yogscast <3

[Likethelegos]

Lmao at people that hadn't seen this movie before Yogcast ;)

[Golemoid]

I AM A DWARF AND IM DIGGING A HOLE! DIGGY DIGGY HOLE! IM DIGGING A HOLE!

[Crimson203]

yogcast lol

[EvilNinjaPandas]

Yogscast led me here :D

[TheOnlyMunchkinSoup]

@EvilNinjaPandas Hahaha same.

[RainingBrokenHeartz]

That's when you know you're fucked when ur eyes start bulging out xD

[Blockization]

Looks like my face when the top two comments are essentially the same thing and people are spamming Yogscast quotes in the comments.

[dmitchy1]

I am Dave! Yognaut.

[scibrilneom]

yogscast!

[snoopy210190]

when i was little this part made me laugh so hard. still does

[Zadamanim]

1. Go to Mars. 2. Derp as hard as possible 3. Profit get

[titus161]

@peachyosucky99 Speak for yourself, I used to laugh like hell when I first saw this.

[Bioshocker86]

This is what happens when you watch that It's Friday song.

[CamButler]

I found this video easy to masturbate to.

[trailbill93]

@CamButler me too

[funnyretard667]

I remember seeing this movie when I was like 4 and this would scare me sooo much!

[SeasideDetective2]

@funnyretard667 I saw this movie when I was 30 (six months ago), and it STILL scared me!

[Jerppa080]

looks like my face when im taking a tight shit

[infectedsubincision]

@peachyosucky99 LOL same here

[metalliumfan1]

Looks like my face after a monkey nibbled on my penis

[zenoist2]

you have to admit hes a bloody good actor to be able to do that.

[Slashbag69]

Looks like my girlfriend's mum when she woke up to me giving her a Cleveland Steamer...

[sgebert]

that's totally me the day after I eat Thai food LOL

[adamblazer100]

Rodney Dangerfield looks great. :)

[giggidygoo17]

i remember when i first saw this film. that part and at the end scared the shit out of me

[lloydy187]

i used to hate this part of the film when i was 10 lol classic

[ataunnasr]

He's coming in the gym

[LDKBBAB]

I made this face at my gym while doing some serious squats and the gym staff asked me to leave.

[st393736]

that's my ejaculation face

[npplscorpion]

@st393736 stfu spammer

[st393736]

@npplscorpion LOL

[MrPiemanFTW]

Made me lol

[usernamebillion]

lololol

[Surebro0]

i thought u were the terminator no the screamer

[KRAZZYNICKY]

That's the best major orgasm he ever had...

[SpruikerSlayer]

looks like me when getting a super blowjob draining my scroatum.

[XxGameadickxX]

looks like everyone i know when they hear a justin bieber song

[zarteen]

One too many Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters if you ask me.

[XLSaga]

man i remember this would freak me out

[XJVHS]

Man, that is just disgusting!

[Rotard12a]

This is what Chris Tucker looks like the whole way through Rush Hour

[stevoisgod123]

@Rotard12a brilliant

[UnknownUTUBEAgent]

must have seen Rosie O'Donnell naked

[GreasyPirate]

That's what me mom's eyes were like when I told her I was dating a black girl. I can't wait to introduce her.

[craigmovieman]

it looks like carl winslow's eyeballs from family matters

ive only seen black people able to do this lololololol

[sooperheromax]

that's what I look like.

[eternalgracenote]

That's what I look like when I'm getting head from my wife.

[rvphoto]

you jackasses that said that's what it looks like when I take a crap or my girlfriends mom finding out she is preggo are sick mofo's, but fucking hilarious!

Kudo's to the clowns who like humour, I made my wife watch this and said she should have an orgasm and reach this level. She said I am an asshole and to go fuck off so I said only if I could bang you from behind LOL AHHHA

[TheComedyAsylum]

0:04 DAUUUH.

[PookieBearDaisy]

hahahahha

[redpillow100]

another dream about krissy's mum.!

[loldonutsify]

LOL

[bohany]

LOL arrgarrgragragrggrargarg

[fractald]

thats what i look like when im screaming at the xbox

[flurble33]

He just saw Justin Bieber.

[carlyjeanisinaparade]

That's what I look like when I wake up in the morning. 

[terrifried]

the only reason i laughed at this is because of the comments.

[airwolfman]

fansub

AAAEEEHHHAAAAAARRRRRRHGHGHAAAA­AAAAAHHHGHGHGHHHHHHHAHAAGHHHH

[putango123]

he should have gotten to the chopper lol

[Thing07]

Looks like my girlfriends mom when she found out her daughter was preggo.

[dronespace]

@Thing07

LMAO

[KrankesDasein]

This is exactly what "Pumping Iron" looks like.

[CQBatchelder]

lol

[SpySubZero]

He was calling for a CHOOOOPA!

[SprayCanAlien]

@JCMac777 ROFL LOL

[LDKBBAB]

@JCMac777 I do the " HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT"

[JeffyAToronto]

@JCMac777 You need to eat more fibre, man...

[ManOfMeans]

...looks like my wife's mother when I first told her that I was now her Son-In-Law

[oihacker]

does anyone know what would really happen if a human is exposued to martian atmosphere??be as describing as possible.I mean try to give us a picture by telling !!!

[Thedoctor19000]

Btu the same thing what happens to tube worms that are aken to the surface of the ocean from many miles from the ocean floor.

[tybofborg]

at 1% atmospheric pressure (and practically no oxygen in it) it would be like being exposed to the vacuum of space. You'd be gasping for air for like half a minute (but you'd barely make any sound, and you certainly couldn't speak), then you'd lose consciousness and you'd die in a minute. Contrary to popular belief, you wouldn't explode, your blood wouldn't boil and you wouldn't freeze in seconds. Pretty anticlimactic, I know :)

[DomCharters]

@tybofborg a truely funny observation!

[ishouldplayzelda]

@tybofborg i hate it how people think it would be all dramatic and gory. all that would happen is you would suffocate to death and then eventually freeze.

[MetallicaPwnsAll]

@ishouldplayzelda Actually, You die from heart failure. But you're pretty damn close and you're also right about the non-gory part.

[KERKEL2012]

Low atmospheric pressure of mars is 1% of earth

it should be increased by our technologies in the FuTure

[bittyrock]

Exposure to the Atmosphere. Luckly him and the Hot Girl were saved.

Total Recall is a Good to Go Movie.

[totallyfrozen]

Not sure where you get your info. I spent 6 years as an Army medic and 8 years before that as an EMT. Human life ceases at only 7% Oxygen. Mars has only 0.13%. There is NO period of adaptation that a human could survive before suffocation in that atmosphere. You're talking about going BELOW 0% oxygen and surviving! How long can you stay at 0% oxygen before you adapt rather than die? You'd begin to die within about 4 minutes.

[fokuz]

GET DOWNNNNNNNNN!!!!

[Scouren]

Whenever I see his eyes bug out, it makes me want to scream FISH OUT OF WATER!

[Rathalos92]

raraararararararaaagha il crush you

[Tyraness]

So does that mean plants could survive on mars if there's that much Carbon Dioxide?

[ChopStickSuen]

not sure if theyd get enough water or sunlight, maybe

[Sooi3]

there is also a lot of radio activity

[Zetrick]

lots of radios on mars huh? hahahaha

[burn89]

I saw what you did there.

Clever :P Thumbs up.

[Sooi3]

radioactivity

lol :p

[B44rules]

i don't think it's radioactive, just a lot of uv and other cosmic ray stuff. Give 'em a sun shade, some water, and an air condiitoner, and they'll do fine

[stabileownzwow]

"ARARARARARARAAAGGGGHHHHGAHAHH­AHAHAGAGARRARARAR" - Arnold spazzing out

[totallyfrozen]

Earth's atmosphere is 21% oxygen (O2). At 16% you will not be able to stay awake but you would be able to stay alive. Mars as only 0.13% oxygen. Mars does not have enough oxygen to sustain human life. Mars has over 95% carbon dioxide (the stuff you breath OUT). You would suffocate on Mars.

[AParkedCar7]

Of course you can breathe on mars. Have you not watched the end of the movie? You can thank Arnold Schwarzenegger. :P

[snakejohnson]

I think they discovered that Mars does have an atmosphere but I think it may be too cold to breath

[raybear]

There is an atmosphere, but it's completely carbon dioxide; there isn't enough oxygen for humans to breath

[JBthree24]

is that what would really happen if youre exposed in mars?

[UBERMOVIESs]

nope, its proven something totally different happens.

[johnsmdm]

from what I gather you can breathe on mars..

[julittok]

meneameeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!

[DeadmanInc336]

Bwahahahaha. I laugh hysterically whenever I see this scene and the eye bulging scenes near the end.

[spicegirlginger]

hahaha... Is that you in the bathroom? jk :)

~Ginger