The Impossibilitron

[mahaputera7]

just call it CRAPTIGUE or GED-A-JOP...

[almishti]

If I were a woman I would probably want to marry you. This is awesome! Einsturzende Neubauten wishes they had this.

[scarpellios]

THIS IS AWESOME! John Cage would be proud!

[UpcomingJedi]

You should market this. That looks like something that would be a whole lot more fun to children than all that plastic junk on the shelves.

[shinji391]

Didn't Radiohead use this in one of their songs?

[RazzleDaazle]

SHUTUP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

[kristinajonas]

Sounds like an into to a korn song or something. Lol not like dubstep to me.

[Clintoss83]

1900s dubstep?

[SackPilgrim]

the sounds remind me of ambient fallout music.

[coophomie]

sounds like sloppy dubstep

[hyghiaumtym]

when you were at that yard sale, did the sellers at all look like thom yorke or johnny greenwood?

[PingeMusic]

I just love it don't really know why but it is great. Have to be a instrument nerd or something. Regards and have a skilful time. Pinge

[yothegamer]

Hand this off to cTrix... he'll know what to do with it :)

[Kn0xTheF0x]

this is what dubstep sounds like to old people.

[ivandamico93]

THATS THE THING THE BUTTFACE GUY WAS PLAYING IN THE CANTINA SCENE IN STAR WARS!!!! ADMIT IT!!

[ikillyouhahahalameo]

You do know this is how the made the soundtrack to The Book of Eli right?

[brotherjames10]

You have invented the dubstep machine, congrats.

[JitteVB]

Dubstep....



[thelibarr2]

Vsauce.

[lounakin]

You should sell it to a modern art museum! I love this thing!

[MRobyGuitar]

I would sincerely buy this thing

[CrazyDaddy420]

call Tom Morello, he'll buy that thing in an instant.

[makakamakaki]

@3Dtacos Yeah!

[3Dtacos]

that could be used in some serious progressive metal!

[earScru]

...Should be called the "Dubstep Generator 9000."

[GoodmansGhost]

WOW! Awesome stuff man.

[gurupod]

Coolest device, no better name is possible. BTW, I want one, too. ;-)

[MrEddie2861]

Il give you 20 bucks for this. Is it ok ? I like to piss off my neighbours ;)

[TheKpol]

I want one!!!!!



[ChildOfGod904]

u stole my idea

[ChildOfGod904]

u havent found the cure for cancer yet?

[stludachris]

$5!? I'll give you $10!

[ShaneSprague89]

I want that!!!

[madhatter2k]

What an amazing, circuit bent analog noise drone sex box.

[Conbryvas]

Aphex Twin, Electric Wizard, Sunn O))), and anything else you could think of, in a box.  Shut up and take my money.

[Heycollege2010]

i was waiting for it to transform

[BeavisNacho]

Careful Man, That is Pandoara's Box !!

[shetoppledmybeeramid]

oh man... if I had an old-time radio show and one of those... I could make ANYTHING happen

[syzygywell]

awesomeness!



[sleazy48201]

shit that thing is fcken insannnnnnne, i want one. THanks bud

[xXmegaRoryXx]

THAT IS SOOOO COOOOOLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[777mackey777]

did you just hear that?.. Sounded like the devil tried to steal my soul

[TheGreeengarden]

thats cool for only five dollars at a yard sale and seems they would use this for the movies to make back ground sounds in old skool movies haha NEAT

[psyckla5]

you should donate that to the guys from tool theyd know what to do with it

[dandmarcus]

sounds like the beatles couldve used this for revolution 9

[LSN000BRAH]

that is easily the coolest thing ive seen today.

[snowypetrel]

Can I have it on a 12 month contract?

[flashyboylawton]

New Aphex twin album???????

[DimensionsOfInsanity]

sounds like Merzbow

[eeddssxx]

sounds like shortwave radio static

[4KON9]

WHAT IS THIS? THIS GODLY GIFT?

[BackToTheFoundation]

Pandora's Box.

[maximumcarnage14]

No danger, the proctologist already checked for aliens. But look what he did to Japan with this device!

[maximumcarnage14]

No danger, the proctologist already checked for aliens.



[korndogvideos]

U know alot of bands in the eighties luved instruments like this, it made amazing intros. Listen to Jungle love by Steve Miller

[BrutalPodSmoker]

sounds like noise.

[utuberkulos]

Wow! The whole Einstürzende Neubauten repertoire in a box! Well, apart from Blixa... A real masterpiece! Love it!

[Fl00xX]

In 400 Years People will look at this and wonder what reason this thing was made for.

[weeruz]

@Fl00xX They already found several thousand other usless objects so they would be used to finding stuff like that

[Miglo666]

@Fl00xX i wonder it now -.-"

[waytogodick]

@Fl00xX im wondering that now....

[Partytothe5am]

@Fl00xX 400? i whould say 10?:O

[beejans]

@Fl00xX good. he invented a mystery music box that the future people might think it holds the key to some secret weapon =D

[honema123456789]

@Fl00xX answering the radio signals we received from aliens called dubstep :)

[skunkwarning]

Duuuuuudeeeeee you're fucking awesomeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

I WANT ONE!

[cpkelley]

Super like!

[omenroc1]

I LoVe iT!!

[bassmajor]

looks rediculus but actually makes some awesome noises

[Marlowann]

Sounds like an acid trip from the 40s.

[identitycrisis052]

.....holy shit i want it.

[rockster07]

As incredibly pointless as this is, it's pretty awesome. lol

[RandomizedLoser]

Now that what I need to piss off the  neibourhood

[onimusha92]

lo voglio.

[Blackdragon5151]

any noise band musicians would shit their pants to own this

[AdamSharpe1990]

If trent reznor was good with his hands. this is what hed be doing.

amazing vid.

[MisterRemeat]

i want one

[AMOKIAN]

That is wild!



[DutchFlow87]

Weel those aliens gave you a nice goodbye present though after the abduction

[MrSamwise666]

i need one of these in my life, right now...

[noizetoyze]

That is one seriously cool looking and sounding machine,nice work !!

[GroovyGuitar02]

i love it , it's looks cool . Kinda doomsday device thing . Amazing :D

[GroovyGuitar02]

@GroovyGuitar02 i'd love to see that thing in futurama . Looks exactly like dr farnsworth's doomsday devices , but kind of more steampunkish .

[superstriker00]

I love this so much. :D

[BunnyFooFooification]

okay....this is some of the most tripped out stuff i've seen...in my life

[fluxstringer]

If you compose and play this thing seriously let me know. I want to hear that !

[stevenmiles]

You may have discovered a way to reach congress. Play that outside the house of congress during a meeting and mic it over an extremely loud PA system while I run the film.

[maggot00yay]

Cool

[Musiccalculater]

wow, that is truley unique!

[joesheldon]

you actually sound liek Zachary Vex the guitar effects pedal maker....its unreal...and that sounds like a fuzz factory on acid.

[tgfbarbosa1]

love it man...

[elvissandokan]

Great!!! I´d buy one too!!!

[TommyLocas]

You've unlocked the secret to Pandora's box.

[jay4457]

I can see a club full of our reptilian over lords head bangin to this

[quietthomas]

Kinda magical.

[mrpottymouth121]

Yeah it's versetile but can it make a fart or a burp? Those 2 are absolute necessities in any musical instrument I use.

[TijmenHKZ]

I think it is awesome for Ambient or power noise :-o

Really!

[jele38]

man i thinck some alien bilt that man if i had that thing il like go next to my naibors hows and scare the crap out of them lol ALIENS XD

[JazzmanJibilla]

I'll take two!

[spacelingokc]

Dude you are my hero.........no...really

[gunlover19112]

Hey man could that be a minni-sampling machine?

[spakezarathustra]

must...have!!!!!!!

[ETownsend08]

way too cool. Beyond retahded and genius.

[ElectricTiger]

I love it. I wish I had one!

[DrRek]

awesome, this kinda thing should be on display at bent festival

[DSSessionVideos]

Cool machine, does it have built in speakers?

[blujam007]

devo would be jeaolous

[TheSmooshster]

What the fuck would this ever be used for, other than making someone think aliens are after them?

[EpsilonKias]

@TheSmooshster

I'm sure you could use it for Psytrance or Ambient music or something like that.

I wish I had something like this, though, just to mess around with after work or something, it looks like fun.

[stsgabe]

I'll give you 50 bucks for it

[stsgabe]

designed expressly to determine just how long a higher primate will engage in random meaningless behaviour

[stsgabe]

obviously it is a monkey training device

[wonderbung]

It's a turbo encabulator!

[spacelingokc]

holy fucking fuck dude, make a website and start selling these immediately I WANT one

[JohnRiddell3856]

wow i want one

[gakugei2007]

excellent. it's epoch-making.

[VoidKeeper]

this is so AWESOME =D

[Nitro487]

how much would you sell this for?

[longchalk74]

That is too cool, I want one..........

[dumnuts1]

You got it for $5 ?

Man, you're good.

[supressorgrid]

Send this to one of the Obama kids. It would truly annoy the hell out of the chosen one.

[Raberuji]

I think you're crazy, but i a good way =D nice job

[kc8ntp]

Being a Ham radio operator I spotted the Morse Code key that he is using for a switch. It is that flat black nob attached to the silver arm that he first pressed at 0:20. Frickin' weird, but ain't we all in some respect or another!

[DaveMcCorq]

But what was the box to begin with???

[trahanache]

it sounds so scarry, it's sexy !!

[trahanache]

I want one !!!

[am0halk0]

I want this so bad.

[lyrialzander]

It would be an excellent instrument for a Steampunk band.

Sounds trippy as all get out.

[Butcherguitars]

that is cool and yet i feel like a total geek for liking it

[MAXIMILIANO1884]

and if you bagged it correctly you can be "play" to the dolphins, wales and others fish!

[ThaFiyaStarta]

thats amazing. great job!

[deusexvideos]

extremely cool, kudos to the mad scientist instrument inventor

[gfunkasaurus]

brilliant. mad as a box of badgers but brilliant.

[ThyWalrus]

can i buy this off you?

[Adoniram1986]

Yeah, I felt upset with your aluminum basses but now that I saw this and other of your videos I can see where are you going to.

Very creative man. Very good. There is no limits!

Chop!

[miloxfromchile]

amazing!!! sound's excellent but...

get a girlfriend dude!! and spend som time with her

[greatBassGuitarsCom]

This machine is awesome! I did a paper in college about early electronic music and I wish that most of it had sounded this good. This is like an electromechanical synthesizer - plus it has that cool wood and chrome vibe. I love the rotary dial. Great work! Inspiring.

[WhamAndRun]

that's sounds like a shroom trip gone very very wrong.

(or really really good?)

[brianwesley28]

Impossibilitron? Impossible. Professor Farnsworth didn't invent one for over a thousand linear years from now! Impossibilitron sounds so much like something from Futurama, doesn't it? Just stay away from the Hypnotoad, while on your shroom trip.

[TrevortIn]

8-| I want it.

[schwarg]

thats freaking cool

[zkagtrendy]

hahah you make really inpiring stuff man

[louderthanlife2]

psychedelic man awesome

[advertainment]

I want one of those.

[mdivinc]

Should be The IMBISSILIUM

[ihelpxbl]

stop playing witht hat shit, you might attract aliens from uranus

[harrynicholas]

Don't worry mate it's brilliant, there are loads of 'serious' musicians and instruments out there that are all a bit poo, but this, if it did come out of a yard-sale box, is brilliant. You should start selling them, not that I'd buy one.

[platypusownage23]

it just looks like some nerd modded their lunchbox.

[jason426]

I have got to have one...... I'm so strangely drawn to this device...... this thing is Fucking brilliant. I want it.

[Mikeelgafo]

So when u get bored u just invent stuff?.........NICE

[misterstereotypepa]

Pointless good fun!  Great work...

[renzolikescheez]

The name sounds like a great new T.V. Jones pickup.

[flywatch]

Howl, beep, grunt.

What's next?

[Zebonka]

I need one.

[erickhuno]

weird

[petercooper69]

what in gods name is this thing lmao. awesome though.. makes me want to make stuff.. and you should also make something using a phone that actually uses the phone part.. try an airhorn for sound sometime lol.

[aJazzcat]

that is just amazing...

[godsgeew]

very cool dude. but i seen some sparks or something come off of it XD.

[mwhite1994]

You should form a band using only instruments you've made.

[petercooper69]

lol he should make kids toys for all the sounds he gets out of these... little kids love making noise.

[nanerpants]

lol I dig the name

[rhythmtandemplayer]

Great!

More innovation at RHYTHMTANDEM.

[MidnightRayn]

lol must have been boring as hell to make but obviously it'll keep your wierd ass entertained for awhile :D

[madtvm]

a turn table on top will be nice! :D

awesome instrument to play around with...

[Jomentum468]

it's a trap!!

[pxxner]

what is the impossibilitron's power source? also, some diy instructions to make one of these would be sweet.

[JumpCheckProductions]

This is actually quite interesting. What did you use for the pulsing white noise generator? I like it.

[ShelsleySpecial]

If you had built it 40 years ago Hendrix, Page, Townshend, Gilmour......would all be banging at your door with money in hand!! lol

[ItalianDodo]

It can produce hot air?

I need something cheap for pass the winter

[Piexing]

You're the worst Impossibilitron player I've ever seen!

Seriously, though, I would buy one. I would buy 10.

[Erzahler]

I think you should try out for Blue Man Group, LOL!!

[Ev105]

It should be part of a Steampunk time-machine.

[SpeedMetal4635]

AAAGGHH es molesto!!

[laughingmanseaking]

Great musical implement, or greatest musical implement?

[9080450]

I also would like to buy one

you have made an amazing invention

FREAKIN AWESOME

[boygenius13]

OMFG I WANT ONE! was it home made or some mad persons invention either way i want one or it if your willing.

[Spawncheez]

It's a time machine.

8D!