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An honest obitury written for Victor Lewis Smith would run thus: -
Victor Lewis Smith, a nasty, unpleasant witless guttersnipe who confused unpleasant and hateful abuse with cutting edge comedy died today, to the delight of those who were able to appreciate what constituted real cutting edge humour.
Ha Ha, The Human Toffee Apple, hilarious!!! Bring back TV Offal and Victor Lewis Smith, that's what i say, the man was class. My Dad is an avid viewer of Top Gear (and all the old repeats on Dave). Clarkson's ok (in small doses). Cheers for posting.
This is absolutely hilarious! Utterly, fantastically, and bloody amazing. If this video were a woman, it would be beautiful and wearing a red dress. People would stare at it and faint at the very sight of it. Its as if I decided to mix a coke with an espresso and shoot it up my rectum. Like plugging in a hair dryer while taking a loo in bathtub full of water, and being punched in the stomach, all the while listening to Nsync with surround sound speakers.
He is a complete DORK, but that’s why I like him, has not serous like the Boring presenters on Fifth Gear, he’s what my mother calls " a complete adult child ". That about sums it up, in my books to. At least he knows how to have fun. I vote Clarkson for being P Minster. Just think, no Traffic lights, no Speed cameras and no stupid cyclists. No speed limits like in Germany and no confusing road signs and road works at all. Now that sounds like a great priminister to me. What about you ?
People get upset about Cameran et al being Old Etonians without realising that it's minor public schools that produce the most contemptible, lower middle class vulgarians. Clarkson and Piers Morgan are cases in point.
A bit difficult considering the tv programme TV OFFAL hasn't been made since 1998 (and clarkson spent a bit of time off air before new top gear started).
Okay people. Let's get this clear. The video was uploaded as a joke (see the date, the uploader has confirmed this in the comments anyway) and if you'd noticed at the start it was the old BBC News studio pre-1999. Also notice that at the beginning it says "1950-1998" and at the end "1958-Today". You've probably watched an episode of Top Gear on Dave dated "MMVIII", so he's still alive. Unless, of course, you happen to read/watch the news today and it does actually say he died.
You must have been got at by the Clarkson Mafia seeing your having too apologise to them, I don't why, for one of the funniest videos I've seen in long run. Or is it the people who are too thick to notice that its supposed to parody of the load mouthed idiot, humour for slow witted or Big Brother fan of you out there.
No, I didn't upload it or comment on the video, I just saw these comments saying that "hees' nott deaad" and "you sickos!" so I wanted to make it clear to people.
You're right. Victor Lewis-Smith wrote and produced this in 1997 before the web gave Clarkson the chance to become a shithead icon and figurehead for millions of fuckwitted, inarticulate, semi-literate, chauvinistic teenage peons around the world.
Engurlanders love him for his cliched stabs at thick Yanks, and Americans watch him to reinforce their national persecution complex. Fucking ace combination. Well done internet for giving this prick a second wind.
'Some suggested that his cars were penis substitutes. Psychologists cruelly pointed out that a complete an utter dick had no need for a penis substitute' brill
I'd love to see the episode of Room 101 where I think it was a comedian, that sometimes on Mock the Week, who chose Jeremy Clarkson as one of his items that he wanted to be sent too oblivion? If any-body's got the episode could they upload it? I thank you?
The building shown as 'BBC Radio Grimsby' is nowhere near Grimsby - it's in Whitehaven, Cumbria!! (Victor Lewis Smith loved using that building - it was also referred to as 'Deptford Crematorium' for his Ads Infinitum Awards specials!!
he was born in 1960,and this video is full of bullshit.Clarkson is a very inteligent person,and the reson he is offends people is because he tells the naked true,to a world full of liars and assholes.
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No need to patronize, I'm well aware of its intended satirical nature. There's satire, and then there's this: some bitter middle aged man jealous someone else is actually famous and well liked. That's all it really boils down to.
I just need to know why people like a previous comment poster 'MONGANNI' need to leave such offensive posts. I am not a prude but this is not necessary
all must OBEY clarkson even at the slack his member is daunting!
Some say its the offspring of a one eyed mutant anaconda and the loch ness monster,all we know is it lives in jeremy's pants ans spews forth vast spurts of magma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't cry ! So what have you offered up to Youtube so far? Let's go and have a look...ohhhhhhh, nothing. Make some videos of your own before you whinge !
I'm sure you too will be a "legand" one day. Maybe a legand an arm! You are living proof that Jeremy Clarkson and his worshippers need to be parodied. LOL
LMAO would that be a Dylan "Moran"? Also, you forgot the apostrophe. Unless you think the "a moran" belongs to me in which case you didn't finish the sentence.
If in fact it was "moron" you meant to type, I think it might be a better description for your good self rather than me QED: you can't even spell "moron" LOL
...oh, and while I'm at it -I think you need to produce some videos of your own before you start throwing your weight around here. Don't be a parasite...PROVIDE something! Go on...do it today!
making clear that i really like clarkson an top gear. jermey is allways makin fun abat other people an countrys an stuff, so he and other people, shoulded me offended by this clip.. its just a bit ov comedy.. i bet JC would laugh abat it..
I can't even begin to tell you how hard I laughed at this! This man is such a tool and deserves to be made fun of every day. His bias is so disgusting. I've watched and listened to him contradict himself time and time again. This person is a joke on two legs and doesn't represent the fine English people very well. Very funny video.
I think this video is totally unacceptable. It's just really upsetting for me, because for a moment I thought it was true, but it turns out that I still have to wait longer...
It's just hard to have your hopes dashed like that.
i remember seeing this on tv, even he was laughing about it. just funny, judging by the amount of minus thumbs down points in the comments given, that there are so many pathetic people out there who are so serious and cant take a joke.
'oh death is not funny'... or perhaps 'jeremy is a knob'...
how about 'GROW THE FUCK UP!'
its comedy, get over it ! i suppose im going to get a minus thumbs down thing for this now too! :P
Shour Clarkson behaves liek an TV idiot but shourly an idiot as we call a person would not made so much mony dont you think... and plus hes funny as hell
As a Clarkson fan I think you lot are taking this vid to seriously. It was a joke and was about 10 years ago, personally I would imagine that Clarkson found this quite funny.
At least someone's talking sense. I love Victor Lewis Smith and I love Jeremy Clarkson, and I indeed think that Clarkson would find this funny himself.
MONGanni......what a WONDERFULLY apt name. ILMAO...Clearly, you are another, witless, brainless, foul-mouthed cretin who has contributed not one iota to the cultural well being of our society. If you don't have a sufficiently well-developed sense of humour to enjoy Jessop's, then, perhaps you should abstain, and apply your limited wit to destroying both of your remaining brain cells.
Gremlin, you are a prime example of why it's legally and morally wrong for Brother and Sister to get together and have Children (or are you the offspring of Father and Daughter?)
I detect an air of perceived intellectual and moral superiority in your missive,you couldn't be more wrong even if you were more of a Cunt than you already are. The facts are as follows: Asbos-0. Tattoos-0. Degree-1-Medicine.
So true to my foul-mouthed vein, both you and Cuntson can fuck off!!
Well, clearly, you are a sad, illiterate, foul-mouthed little weener, with no sense of humour, and even less intelligence. Statistically speaking, you are probably a tagged, ASBO'd reality T.V.-watching berk with more tattoo's then synapses. Jessops is an entertaining net-contributor to our society, and you are....well, pretty irrellevant really....
(Said in OTT DJ-style voice) Vroom vroom. If Je-re-my Clarkson was a pedestrian, he'd be taken into the front grill of my BMW like a father runs to catch and cradle his babe, w-h-e-n he's being dropped from the third floor of a hotel. Only, if this very specific analogy was factual, I'd be out of it on top gear and it would be a different outcome. Where is VLS these days. He used to write for the Mirror. Then there was Offal and then? Bet he's on independent radio. Shame.
How I wish this was true!
Cymrobach1 1 month ago
This was kind of lame until the analogy meter.
TheInflicted 6 months ago
oh my god hes dead?? he is my hero i love top gear :( this is so sad
fdppqpaew 6 months ago
brilliant.
tooyjfwn 7 months ago 3
what a ass hole thing to do lol
rs200000000000 7 months ago
A perfect example of a total clueless tool. Anyone who has seen Alan Partridge know's what I am talking about. He's an entertainting twat.
Cadderzzz 9 months ago
I can't wait for this obituary to be real.
Professor6871 11 months ago
@Professor6871 Boo-hoo, cry me a river.
crowbarftw 6 months ago
@crowbarftw That's a song are you going to sing it?
Professor6871 6 months ago
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An honest obitury written for Victor Lewis Smith would run thus: -
Victor Lewis Smith, a nasty, unpleasant witless guttersnipe who confused unpleasant and hateful abuse with cutting edge comedy died today, to the delight of those who were able to appreciate what constituted real cutting edge humour.
jes79a 1 year ago
filter coffee my arse! double expresso or NOTHING
Jarren202 1 year ago
One question...what was the animation for the very first (1978) opening sequence for Top Gear? Did the gears in the logo spin?
VectorOmega 1 year ago
Ha Ha, The Human Toffee Apple, hilarious!!! Bring back TV Offal and Victor Lewis Smith, that's what i say, the man was class. My Dad is an avid viewer of Top Gear (and all the old repeats on Dave). Clarkson's ok (in small doses). Cheers for posting.
DCHurlford1 1 year ago
R.I.P.. you were a total 'James Hunt' of the tv world- (thats 'Rhyming Slang' not a reference to his driving abilites)
Drunkenmaster770 1 year ago
@Drunkenmaster770 This is a joke. He's still very much alive.
nintendolad 1 year ago
@nintendolad -thanks for takin the time to pass on this imformation to me. ive allready drank the champagne tho.
btw-this and other comment was a joke.long live JC
Drunkenmaster770 1 year ago
This is absolutely hilarious! Utterly, fantastically, and bloody amazing. If this video were a woman, it would be beautiful and wearing a red dress. People would stare at it and faint at the very sight of it. Its as if I decided to mix a coke with an espresso and shoot it up my rectum. Like plugging in a hair dryer while taking a loo in bathtub full of water, and being punched in the stomach, all the while listening to Nsync with surround sound speakers.
jpusar 1 year ago 8
I liked him!
peterinfrankfurt 1 year ago
If Jeremy Clarkson was to reply to this he'd go " I knew you were gonna say that " ^_^
carGT222 1 year ago
He is a complete DORK, but that’s why I like him, has not serous like the Boring presenters on Fifth Gear, he’s what my mother calls " a complete adult child ". That about sums it up, in my books to. At least he knows how to have fun. I vote Clarkson for being P Minster. Just think, no Traffic lights, no Speed cameras and no stupid cyclists. No speed limits like in Germany and no confusing road signs and road works at all. Now that sounds like a great priminister to me. What about you ?
robotracking 1 year ago
@robotracking
Not entirely sure what a priminister or a P Minster is, but you make it sound like a sort of Jesus-like figure that is above merely being voted for.
Parsefone 1 year ago
LOL. I posted this on facebook and was defriended by a Clarkson fanboy. haha. Good riddance.
girlhitsbus 1 year ago 15
@girlhitsbus Hope my FB posting has the same effect ... they need sifting out!
voodoolounge99 1 week ago
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what cunt made this, clarkson is epic legend
lennykk 1 year ago
@lennykk lol. yes his comments about gordon browns blind eye were priceless, epic even.
gramule 1 year ago
Cant beleive Jermy Clarckson is dead. IRP dude
j90gramz 1 year ago
I don't know if anyone here remembers Top Gear back in the 90s but it wasn't as good after Clarkson left.
graemeoliver84 1 year ago
lol 1950....
R33Racer 1 year ago
People get upset about Cameran et al being Old Etonians without realising that it's minor public schools that produce the most contemptible, lower middle class vulgarians. Clarkson and Piers Morgan are cases in point.
coltranes 1 year ago 6
That is soooo funny. He is very funny, but he can be a bit of a prat sometimes - but that's the fun of the way he is......
hinkyponky 1 year ago 3
This one is pretty good.
The Clarkson island parody is worth checking out too.
acronus 1 year ago
Jer-Jer-Jer-Jer-Jeremy Clarkson
Who died today
lol
UKRThracian 1 year ago 3
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clarkson is awesome
bjetsc 1 year ago
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sorry but clarkson is for me a real man he says what he likes that is good enough for me
tomato6999 2 years ago
A bit difficult considering the tv programme TV OFFAL hasn't been made since 1998 (and clarkson spent a bit of time off air before new top gear started).
spike0667 2 years ago
Okay people. Let's get this clear. The video was uploaded as a joke (see the date, the uploader has confirmed this in the comments anyway) and if you'd noticed at the start it was the old BBC News studio pre-1999. Also notice that at the beginning it says "1950-1998" and at the end "1958-Today". You've probably watched an episode of Top Gear on Dave dated "MMVIII", so he's still alive. Unless, of course, you happen to read/watch the news today and it does actually say he died.
thepod96 2 years ago 20
You must have been got at by the Clarkson Mafia seeing your having too apologise to them, I don't why, for one of the funniest videos I've seen in long run. Or is it the people who are too thick to notice that its supposed to parody of the load mouthed idiot, humour for slow witted or Big Brother fan of you out there.
MegaTeacher25 2 years ago 4
No, I didn't upload it or comment on the video, I just saw these comments saying that "hees' nott deaad" and "you sickos!" so I wanted to make it clear to people.
thepod96 2 years ago
He is a Twat.
I wouldnt miss him, although i would not want him dead.
He's old hat clarkson. old Twat
MrCoxy72 2 years ago
You're right. Victor Lewis-Smith wrote and produced this in 1997 before the web gave Clarkson the chance to become a shithead icon and figurehead for millions of fuckwitted, inarticulate, semi-literate, chauvinistic teenage peons around the world.
Engurlanders love him for his cliched stabs at thick Yanks, and Americans watch him to reinforce their national persecution complex. Fucking ace combination. Well done internet for giving this prick a second wind.
PUKE.
beastatlay 1 year ago 3
@beastatlay Well put sir......
2replybiz 1 year ago
@thepod96 Haven't read all the comments but there must have been some pretty gormless people here.
graemeoliver84 1 year ago
i love clarkson but this is really funny
icanhaslego 2 years ago 3
Epic. xD We need more of these kind of people like Jezza in the world, its getting a bit boring.
crowbarftw 2 years ago
JC is the man after my own dreams. He voices his opinions without fear. I love this fake obituary. His catchphrase is "Aw! For gawds sakes!"
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'Some suggested that his cars were penis substitutes. Psychologists cruelly pointed out that a complete an utter dick had no need for a penis substitute' brill
Thelistener60 2 years ago 36
I can't wait for this some day in the future to be real.
Thelistener60 2 years ago 2
most probably u all are jealous of him...
hAhan17 2 years ago
THIS IS AN EPYC VID. It insults what we love of clarkson in a really funny way. 5 star
hablasdemi 2 years ago
I'd love to see the episode of Room 101 where I think it was a comedian, that sometimes on Mock the Week, who chose Jeremy Clarkson as one of his items that he wanted to be sent too oblivion? If any-body's got the episode could they upload it? I thank you?
Thelistener60 2 years ago
This is soooo funny. If only it were true.
Gem2x87 2 years ago 4
i thought this was hilarious, and i think Jeremy would at least find it.... maybe not funny, but accurate
tonyf686 2 years ago
Who cares what the shit head thinks of it it hilarious.
Thelistener60 2 years ago 3
haha good, point, i only said it because im a fan
tonyf686 2 years ago
The building shown as 'BBC Radio Grimsby' is nowhere near Grimsby - it's in Whitehaven, Cumbria!! (Victor Lewis Smith loved using that building - it was also referred to as 'Deptford Crematorium' for his Ads Infinitum Awards specials!!
madandyb 2 years ago 2
Heheh...
Tj930 2 years ago
its a joke you fool
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he was born in 1960,and this video is full of bullshit.Clarkson is a very inteligent person,and the reson he is offends people is because he tells the naked true,to a world full of liars and assholes.
dinu134 2 years ago
Clarkson is top cunt. this is genius.
monganni 2 years ago
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This is shit.
Herlastwinter 2 years ago
don't you have a sense of humour? people like clarkson set themselves up for this kind of thing. they love the attention
kenconnor1956 2 years ago 4
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I have to say, this obituary is quite retarded, the narrator is a cunt, and so is whoever wrote this.
beepandbop 2 years ago
It's called "Satire"
You have to be intelligent to understand it...
veyronman 2 years ago 5
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No need to patronize, I'm well aware of its intended satirical nature. There's satire, and then there's this: some bitter middle aged man jealous someone else is actually famous and well liked. That's all it really boils down to.
beepandbop 2 years ago
No, it boils down to making a joke at the expense of someone who has opened himself to free speech and criticism.
People reward stupidity. That simple. You're stupid.
HeyArnoldsspleen 2 years ago 6
Let me guess, you're another humouress shithead who hasnt realized that he's sitting in the back seat?
HeyArnoldsspleen 2 years ago 4
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I think you'll find it's humorless. And no.
beepandbop 2 years ago
cheer up lad, i quite like clarkson and his acerbic approach, but i this video left me in hysterics.
and it's humourless.
CloudAerisSephiroth 2 years ago 3
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your a cunt.
whikless 2 years ago
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@beepandbop
"I have to say, this obituary is quite retarded, the narrator is a cunt, and so is whoever wrote this."
Yes, whoever wrote the above is a cunt.
beastatlay 1 year ago 2
hes such a cunt
swhiz 2 years ago 2
Clarkson is a great guy. //Sweden
skruf89 2 years ago
jeremy is a genius! coolest guy ever
ppatrikfromEST 2 years ago
LOL
blackpoolbarmpot 2 years ago
I just need to know why people like a previous comment poster 'MONGANNI' need to leave such offensive posts. I am not a prude but this is not necessary
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monganni 2 years ago
"his critics were less generous"
HAHAHAHA. Awesome.
satyajitO3Wall 2 years ago 4
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Absolutely brilliant. Clarkson is a complete cunt.
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NotHomelessAnymore 2 years ago
thank fuck people like you dont control the bbc. now fuck off and listen to bbc 3 you daft cunt
cake70 2 years ago
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NotHomelessAnymore 2 years ago
rather that than be the sort of wankstain who hates jeremy clarksons yets wastes his squalid and futile existence watching videos about him
cake70 2 years ago
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NotHomelessAnymore 2 years ago
as soon as i pull my cock out of your mum i'll get round to it
cake70 2 years ago
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NotHomelessAnymore 2 years ago
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what dumbasses who make this video, jeremy clarkson was born in 1960 and he is still alive today, those assholes took random videos from his dvd.
roadking18 2 years ago
I think it's what's known as a 'spoof'
craiguito 2 years ago 2
The only dumbass here is you for not recognising Humour and Satire. Its not meant to be serious you tool.
Trancemad1984 2 years ago
Well we can only hope you know. I
turner681 2 years ago 2
Victor needs to do a new batch for us fans desperate for more...Simon Cowell,,who died today after a toxic botox blowback..Any other suggestions?
Theelusive1 2 years ago 2
iam american you brit are lucky to have jermy he should be treated as a national treasure it could be worse we ve got paris bloody hilton lets swap!
sniker45 2 years ago
I beg to differ I am American and I love Jeremy Clarkson I could watch topgear all day long and I have before I think hes quite the funny person
meatloaf666999 2 years ago
'Nuff said.
banapaulo 2 years ago
^ didn't get it
winkingchef 2 years ago
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okay slightly humourous but i think its rather sick that its an Obituary to someone who is very much still with us.
dethm0nk 2 years ago
Is this a joke, because I know he's sill alive and I own a Ford Probe and It does the gob just fine!
TheTarrMan 2 years ago
the best piss take IN THE WORLD
guymarmont 2 years ago 5
lol @ human soap-on-a-rope with brut for blood.
galaxion500 2 years ago
all must OBEY clarkson even at the slack his member is daunting!
Some say its the offspring of a one eyed mutant anaconda and the loch ness monster,all we know is it lives in jeremy's pants ans spews forth vast spurts of magma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
stonner1968 2 years ago
i bet cheese could beat jeremy clarkson up
CheeseWhirlingManiac 2 years ago
It later emerged that he'd failed to realize that he was sitting in the back seat
lmao
I think clarkson is a legend but I find this pisstake on him funny aswell
UKRThracian 2 years ago 2
LOL!
MasterChiefAgent007 2 years ago
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monkeynews000 2 years ago
Don't cry ! So what have you offered up to Youtube so far? Let's go and have a look...ohhhhhhh, nothing. Make some videos of your own before you whinge !
BaddaBigBoom 2 years ago
Pish
cthomson23 2 years ago
This video is rubbish...Jeremy Clarkson is a legand and legands never die...LONG LIVE KING JEREMY!!!
fnsas 2 years ago 3
AMEN to that!
aJDfMDl 2 years ago
Phew -Thank god for pointing this out!
Amen to you!
BaddaBigBoom 2 years ago
I'm sure you too will be a "legand" one day. Maybe a legand an arm! You are living proof that Jeremy Clarkson and his worshippers need to be parodied. LOL
BaddaBigBoom 2 years ago
your a moran
Pocketafro 2 years ago
LMAO would that be a Dylan "Moran"? Also, you forgot the apostrophe. Unless you think the "a moran" belongs to me in which case you didn't finish the sentence.
If in fact it was "moron" you meant to type, I think it might be a better description for your good self rather than me QED: you can't even spell "moron" LOL
BaddaBigBoom 2 years ago 5
...oh, and while I'm at it -I think you need to produce some videos of your own before you start throwing your weight around here. Don't be a parasite...PROVIDE something! Go on...do it today!
BaddaBigBoom 2 years ago
I bet Gordon Brown would love this.
turner60 2 years ago
making clear that i really like clarkson an top gear. jermey is allways makin fun abat other people an countrys an stuff, so he and other people, shoulded me offended by this clip.. its just a bit ov comedy.. i bet JC would laugh abat it..
werunited 3 years ago
ban that ball bag
baztof 3 years ago
lol
theblob34 3 years ago 3
"....he leaves a gross of 24" waist jeans.."
absolutely hilarious from start to finish.
districtline 3 years ago 5
stupid americans:)
Meeskunn 3 years ago 3
Rofl, hilarious. Moreso because the number of idiots on here who misjudged this video as being serious.
Thingamajigs 3 years ago 4
Clarkson is immortal and whatever comes out of his mouth is Golden!
wrightman90 3 years ago 11
got that shit right!
MXSLICK 3 years ago 2
he's not dead
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IHateTopGear 3 years ago
I can't even begin to tell you how hard I laughed at this! This man is such a tool and deserves to be made fun of every day. His bias is so disgusting. I've watched and listened to him contradict himself time and time again. This person is a joke on two legs and doesn't represent the fine English people very well. Very funny video.
brin3535 3 years ago
I think this video is totally unacceptable. It's just really upsetting for me, because for a moment I thought it was true, but it turns out that I still have to wait longer...
It's just hard to have your hopes dashed like that.
sheeptea 3 years ago
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O my god, he's dead???? when??
mugubasher 3 years ago
this is quality :D
i remember seeing this on tv, even he was laughing about it. just funny, judging by the amount of minus thumbs down points in the comments given, that there are so many pathetic people out there who are so serious and cant take a joke.
'oh death is not funny'... or perhaps 'jeremy is a knob'...
how about 'GROW THE FUCK UP!'
its comedy, get over it ! i suppose im going to get a minus thumbs down thing for this now too! :P
panasonicyouth1985 3 years ago 16
nah, you get a thumbs up mate
jesusgonebad 3 years ago
The line "A human soap-on-a-rope with Brut aftershave for blood" made me choke on my own spit. A+++ video, would rate 5 again.
WatMcWatley 3 years ago
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No hes just an arseholescumbag
catlady221 3 years ago
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What a pity its only a joke.Roll on the real one.hes scum
catlady221 3 years ago
prizing a 42 inch waste in 24 inch jeans absolute quality.
and ill end "on a bombshell"
wat an amazing video!!!!!!
dkdabest 3 years ago
I reckon a truck driver did it
SlushPile 3 years ago
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hahahahaha
lordmoog 3 years ago
even jeremy would find this funny, its just a joke.
idTill 3 years ago 2
I think he would
infectrus 3 years ago
Haha you loser's need to relax. This is blatantly just a joke. And as Primordeum said I'm sure Clarkson would find it funny too.
Jamesejm 3 years ago 5
VLS...great stuff...I loved this series. Cheers for the upload.
picti007 3 years ago 2
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motherfucking haters
Footmasssage 3 years ago
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im in love with jeremy clarkson. and i hate this video. this video sucks and for all those ppl who like this video are huge fuckers.
floppy4fish 3 years ago
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all you haters whats wrong with you! and you who made this video your parents must be siblings
foxthacox 3 years ago
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clarkson is the best reporter on bbc and the onw who made this film is a fucken looser
deloreansuomesta 3 years ago
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Fuck Jeremy Clarkson
his just an loser whit no test in cars
DoReMiIsMyGod 3 years ago
this was hilarious
hot2trot567 3 years ago
Shour Clarkson behaves liek an TV idiot but shourly an idiot as we call a person would not made so much mony dont you think... and plus hes funny as hell
InGenSan 3 years ago
I tried putting what you wrote through the Retard to English translation on babel fish, I'm still none the wiser.
DoctorAmatica 3 years ago 4
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English motherfucker, you speak it?
snakenetadmin 3 years ago
As a Clarkson fan I think you lot are taking this vid to seriously. It was a joke and was about 10 years ago, personally I would imagine that Clarkson found this quite funny.
Grow up people, get a sense of humour.
Gibbymyson 3 years ago 5
At least someone's talking sense. I love Victor Lewis Smith and I love Jeremy Clarkson, and I indeed think that Clarkson would find this funny himself.
Primordeum 3 years ago 2
This video is utterly feeble. Jeremy Clarkson is ten times funnier than this even on a bad day.
jdb47games 3 years ago
Xenophobic Cunt!!
monganni 3 years ago
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Clarkson is a Cunt.
monganni 3 years ago
He sure is.
johnny15783 3 years ago
MONGanni......what a WONDERFULLY apt name. ILMAO...Clearly, you are another, witless, brainless, foul-mouthed cretin who has contributed not one iota to the cultural well being of our society. If you don't have a sufficiently well-developed sense of humour to enjoy Jessop's, then, perhaps you should abstain, and apply your limited wit to destroying both of your remaining brain cells.
HeavensGremlin 3 years ago
Gremlin, you are a prime example of why it's legally and morally wrong for Brother and Sister to get together and have Children (or are you the offspring of Father and Daughter?)
I detect an air of perceived intellectual and moral superiority in your missive,you couldn't be more wrong even if you were more of a Cunt than you already are. The facts are as follows: Asbos-0. Tattoos-0. Degree-1-Medicine.
So true to my foul-mouthed vein, both you and Cuntson can fuck off!!
monganni 3 years ago
Looks like I was spot-on then.LOL I rest my case.
HeavensGremlin 3 years ago
You're an example of a goon who thinks using 'big words' makes him look like an intellectual.
plasticine86 3 years ago
Cunt (which is what both you and Gremlin are)is hardly a 'big word'
monganni 3 years ago
Jeremy Clarkson is great, but this is still funny as hell.
bobdole57 3 years ago 5
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no he isn't
spittingimage4005 3 years ago
yeah he is mate
MotleyCrueRules 3 years ago
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no he isn't
spittingimage4005 3 years ago
what isnt good about him, look at his fan base
MotleyCrueRules 3 years ago 5
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He is a CUNT.
johnny15783 3 years ago
Well, clearly, you are a sad, illiterate, foul-mouthed little weener, with no sense of humour, and even less intelligence. Statistically speaking, you are probably a tagged, ASBO'd reality T.V.-watching berk with more tattoo's then synapses. Jessops is an entertaining net-contributor to our society, and you are....well, pretty irrellevant really....
HeavensGremlin 3 years ago
I might be all those things you have said above but im pretty sure i earn alot more money than you...And if you love him so much go and marry him.
johnny15783 3 years ago
I might be all those things you have said above but im pretty sure i earn alot more money than you...And if you love him so much go and marry him.
johnny15783 3 years ago
haha they put him as being born in 1950, making out he was 10 years older-not sure if that was deliberate or not
rkent06 3 years ago 3
(Said in OTT DJ-style voice) Vroom vroom. If Je-re-my Clarkson was a pedestrian, he'd be taken into the front grill of my BMW like a father runs to catch and cradle his babe, w-h-e-n he's being dropped from the third floor of a hotel. Only, if this very specific analogy was factual, I'd be out of it on top gear and it would be a different outcome. Where is VLS these days. He used to write for the Mirror. Then there was Offal and then? Bet he's on independent radio. Shame.
gavinpow77 3 years ago
He writes and produces documentaries with his own production company. I think he still writes for the Evening Standard. wish he was back on TV :(
joannepsi 3 years ago
VL-S is a bloody genius
sparksrule 3 years ago 4
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HE IS A TIT
Flfally 3 years ago
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i think the poeple how give bad reaction are jaloous because he is on the best car show in the world
i love him
muggesteek 3 years ago
LOL
IanIanIanIanIanIan 3 years ago
Clarkson is a complete and utter Cunt.
monganni 3 years ago 2
I agree. DIE CLARKSON!!!
markarseuk 3 years ago
Good effort but all them reasons are why we love him!
siripswich 3 years ago