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  • How I wish this was true!

  • This was kind of lame until the analogy meter.

  • oh my god hes dead?? he is my hero i love top gear :( this is so sad

  • brilliant. 

  • what a ass hole thing to do lol

  • A perfect example of a total clueless tool. Anyone who has seen Alan Partridge know's what I am talking about. He's an entertainting twat.

  • I can't wait for this obituary to be real.

  • @Professor6871 Boo-hoo, cry me a river.

  • @crowbarftw That's a song are you going to sing it?

  • filter coffee my arse! double expresso or NOTHING

  • One question...what was the animation for the very first (1978) opening sequence for Top Gear? Did the gears in the logo spin?

  • Ha Ha, The Human Toffee Apple, hilarious!!! Bring back TV Offal and Victor Lewis Smith, that's what i say, the man was class. My Dad is an avid viewer of Top Gear (and all the old repeats on Dave). Clarkson's ok (in small doses). Cheers for posting.

  • R.I.P.. you were a total 'James Hunt' of the tv world- (thats 'Rhyming Slang' not a reference to his driving abilites)

  • @Drunkenmaster770 This is a joke. He's still very much alive.

  • @nintendolad -thanks for takin the time to pass on this imformation to me. ive allready drank the champagne tho.

    btw-this and other comment was a joke.long live JC

  • This is absolutely hilarious! Utterly, fantastically, and bloody amazing. If this video were a woman, it would be beautiful and wearing a red dress. People would stare at it and faint at the very sight of it. Its as if I decided to mix a coke with an espresso and shoot it up my rectum. Like plugging in a hair dryer while taking a loo in bathtub full of water, and being punched in the stomach, all the while listening to Nsync with surround sound speakers.

  • I liked him!

  • If Jeremy Clarkson was to reply to this he'd go " I knew you were gonna say that " ^_^

  • He is a complete DORK, but that’s why I like him, has not serous like the Boring presenters on Fifth Gear, he’s what my mother calls " a complete adult child ". That about sums it up, in my books to. At least he knows how to have fun. I vote Clarkson for being P Minster. Just think, no Traffic lights, no Speed cameras and no stupid cyclists. No speed limits like in Germany and no confusing road signs and road works at all. Now that sounds like a great priminister to me. What about you ?

  • @robotracking

    Not entirely sure what a priminister or a P Minster is, but you make it sound like a sort of Jesus-like figure that is above merely being voted for.

  • LOL. I posted this on facebook and was defriended by a Clarkson fanboy. haha. Good riddance.

  • @girlhitsbus Hope my FB posting has the same effect ... they need sifting out!

  • @lennykk lol. yes his comments about gordon browns blind eye were priceless, epic even.

  • Cant beleive Jermy Clarckson is dead. IRP dude

  • I don't know if anyone here remembers Top Gear back in the 90s but it wasn't as good after Clarkson left.

  • lol 1950....

  • People get upset about Cameran et al being Old Etonians without realising that it's minor public schools that produce the most contemptible, lower middle class vulgarians. Clarkson and Piers Morgan are cases in point.

  • That is soooo funny. He is very funny, but he can be a bit of a prat sometimes - but that's the fun of the way he is......

  • This one is pretty good.

    The Clarkson island parody is worth checking out too.

  • Jer-Jer-Jer-Jer-Jeremy Clarkson

    Who died today

    lol

  • A bit difficult considering the tv programme TV OFFAL hasn't been made since 1998 (and clarkson spent a bit of time off air before new top gear started).

  • Okay people. Let's get this clear. The video was uploaded as a joke (see the date, the uploader has confirmed this in the comments anyway) and if you'd noticed at the start it was the old BBC News studio pre-1999. Also notice that at the beginning it says "1950-1998" and at the end "1958-Today". You've probably watched an episode of Top Gear on Dave dated "MMVIII", so he's still alive. Unless, of course, you happen to read/watch the news today and it does actually say he died.

  • You must have been got at by the Clarkson Mafia seeing your having too apologise to them, I don't why, for one of the funniest videos I've seen in long run. Or is it the people who are too thick to notice that its supposed to parody of the load mouthed idiot, humour for slow witted or Big Brother fan of you out there.

  • No, I didn't upload it or comment on the video, I just saw these comments saying that "hees' nott deaad" and "you sickos!" so I wanted to make it clear to people.

  • He is a Twat.

    I wouldnt miss him, although i would not want him dead.

    He's old hat clarkson. old Twat

  • You're right. Victor Lewis-Smith wrote and produced this in 1997 before the web gave Clarkson the chance to become a shithead icon and figurehead for millions of fuckwitted, inarticulate, semi-literate, chauvinistic teenage peons around the world.

    Engurlanders love him for his cliched stabs at thick Yanks, and Americans watch him to reinforce their national persecution complex. Fucking ace combination. Well done internet for giving this prick a second wind.

    PUKE.

  • @beastatlay Well put sir......

  • @thepod96 Haven't read all the comments but there must have been some pretty gormless people here.

  • i love clarkson but this is really funny

  • Epic. xD We need more of these kind of people like Jezza in the world, its getting a bit boring.

  • JC is the man after my own dreams. He voices his opinions without fear. I love this fake obituary. His catchphrase is "Aw! For gawds sakes!"

  • I can't wait for this some day in the future to be real.

  • most probably u all are jealous of him...

  • THIS IS AN EPYC VID. It insults what we love of clarkson in a really funny way. 5 star

  • I'd love to see the episode of Room 101 where I think it was a comedian, that sometimes on Mock the Week, who chose Jeremy Clarkson as one of his items that he wanted to be sent too oblivion? If any-body's got the episode could they upload it? I thank you?

  • This is soooo funny. If only it were true.

  • i thought this was hilarious, and i think Jeremy would at least find it.... maybe not funny, but accurate

  • Who cares what the shit head thinks of it it hilarious.

  • haha good, point, i only said it because im a fan

  • The building shown as 'BBC Radio Grimsby' is nowhere near Grimsby - it's in Whitehaven, Cumbria!! (Victor Lewis Smith loved using that building - it was also referred to as 'Deptford Crematorium' for his Ads Infinitum Awards specials!!

  • Heheh...

  • its a joke you fool

  • Clarkson is top cunt. this is genius.

  • don't you have a sense of humour? people like clarkson set themselves up for this kind of thing. they love the attention

  • It's called "Satire"

    You have to be intelligent to understand it...

  • No, it boils down to making a joke at the expense of someone who has opened himself to free speech and criticism.

    People reward stupidity. That simple. You're stupid.

  • Let me guess, you're another humouress shithead who hasnt realized that he's sitting in the back seat?

  • cheer up lad, i quite like clarkson and his acerbic approach, but i this video left me in hysterics.

    and it's humourless.

  • hes such a cunt

  • Clarkson is a great guy. //Sweden

  • jeremy is a genius! coolest guy ever

  • LOL

  • I just need to know why people like a previous comment poster 'MONGANNI' need to leave such offensive posts. I am not a prude but this is not necessary

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  • "his critics were less generous"

    HAHAHAHA. Awesome.

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  • thank fuck people like you dont control the bbc. now fuck off and listen to bbc 3 you daft cunt

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  • rather that than be the sort of wankstain who hates jeremy clarksons yets wastes his squalid and futile existence watching videos about him

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  • as soon as i pull my cock out of your mum i'll get round to it

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  • I think it's what's known as a 'spoof'

  • The only dumbass here is you for not recognising Humour and Satire. Its not meant to be serious you tool.

  • Well we can only hope you know. I

  • Victor needs to do a new batch for us fans desperate for more...Simon Cowell,,who died today after a toxic botox blowback..Any other suggestions?

  • iam american you brit are lucky to have jermy he should be treated as a national treasure it could be worse we ve got paris bloody hilton lets swap!

  • I beg to differ I am American and I love Jeremy Clarkson I could watch topgear all day long and I have before I think hes quite the funny person

  • 'Nuff said.

  • ^ didn't get it

  • Is this a joke, because I know he's sill alive and I own a Ford Probe and It does the gob just fine!

  • the best piss take IN THE WORLD

  • lol @ human soap-on-a-rope with brut for blood.

  • all must OBEY clarkson even at the slack his member is daunting!

    Some say its the offspring of a one eyed mutant anaconda and the loch ness monster,all we know is it lives in jeremy's pants ans spews forth vast spurts of magma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!

  • i bet cheese could beat jeremy clarkson up

  • It later emerged that he'd failed to realize that he was sitting in the back seat

    lmao

    I think clarkson is a legend but I find this pisstake on him funny aswell

  • LOL!

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  • Don't cry ! So what have you offered up to Youtube so far? Let's go and have a look...ohhhhhhh, nothing. Make some videos of your own before you whinge !

  • Pish

  • This video is rubbish...Jeremy Clarkson is a legand and legands never die...LONG LIVE KING JEREMY!!!

  • AMEN to that!

  • Phew -Thank god for pointing this out!

    Amen to you!

  • I'm sure you too will be a "legand" one day. Maybe a legand an arm! You are living proof that Jeremy Clarkson and his worshippers need to be parodied. LOL

  • your a moran

  • LMAO would that be a Dylan "Moran"? Also, you forgot the apostrophe. Unless you think the "a moran" belongs to me in which case you didn't finish the sentence.

    If in fact it was "moron" you meant to type, I think it might be a better description for your good self rather than me QED: you can't even spell "moron" LOL

  • ...oh, and while I'm at it -I think you need to produce some videos of your own before you start throwing your weight around here. Don't be a parasite...PROVIDE something! Go on...do it today!

  • I bet Gordon Brown would love this.

  • making clear that i really like clarkson an top gear. jermey is allways makin fun abat other people an countrys an stuff, so he and other people, shoulded me offended by this clip.. its just a bit ov comedy.. i bet JC would laugh abat it..

  • ban that ball bag

  • lol

  • "....he leaves a gross of 24" waist jeans.."

    absolutely hilarious from start to finish.

  • stupid americans:)

  • Rofl, hilarious. Moreso because the number of idiots on here who misjudged this video as being serious.

  • Clarkson is immortal and whatever comes out of his mouth is Golden!

  • got that shit right!

  • he's not dead

  • I can't even begin to tell you how hard I laughed at this! This man is such a tool and deserves to be made fun of every day. His bias is so disgusting. I've watched and listened to him contradict himself time and time again. This person is a joke on two legs and doesn't represent the fine English people very well. Very funny video.

  • I think this video is totally unacceptable. It's just really upsetting for me, because for a moment I thought it was true, but it turns out that I still have to wait longer...

    It's just hard to have your hopes dashed like that.

  • this is quality :D

    i remember seeing this on tv, even he was laughing about it. just funny, judging by the amount of minus thumbs down points in the comments given, that there are so many pathetic people out there who are so serious and cant take a joke.

    'oh death is not funny'... or perhaps 'jeremy is a knob'...

    how about 'GROW THE FUCK UP!'

    its comedy, get over it ! i suppose im going to get a minus thumbs down thing for this now too! :P

  • nah, you get a thumbs up mate

  • The line "A human soap-on-a-rope with Brut aftershave for blood" made me choke on my own spit. A+++ video, would rate 5 again.

  • prizing a 42 inch waste in 24 inch jeans absolute quality.

    and ill end "on a bombshell"

    wat an amazing video!!!!!!

  • I reckon a truck driver did it

  • even jeremy would find this funny, its just a joke.

  • I think he would

  • Haha you loser's need to relax. This is blatantly just a joke. And as Primordeum said I'm sure Clarkson would find it funny too.

  • VLS...great stuff...I loved this series. Cheers for the upload.

  • this was hilarious

  • Shour Clarkson behaves liek an TV idiot but shourly an idiot as we call a person would not made so much mony dont you think... and plus hes funny as hell

  • I tried putting what you wrote through the Retard to English translation on babel fish, I'm still none the wiser.

  • As a Clarkson fan I think you lot are taking this vid to seriously. It was a joke and was about 10 years ago, personally I would imagine that Clarkson found this quite funny.

    Grow up people, get a sense of humour.

  • At least someone's talking sense. I love Victor Lewis Smith and I love Jeremy Clarkson, and I indeed think that Clarkson would find this funny himself.

  • This video is utterly feeble. Jeremy Clarkson is ten times funnier than this even on a bad day.

  • Xenophobic Cunt!!

  • He sure is.

  • MONGanni......what a WONDERFULLY apt name. ILMAO...Clearly, you are another, witless, brainless, foul-mouthed cretin who has contributed not one iota to the cultural well being of our society. If you don't have a sufficiently well-developed sense of humour to enjoy Jessop's, then, perhaps you should abstain, and apply your limited wit to destroying both of your remaining brain cells.

  • Gremlin, you are a prime example of why it's legally and morally wrong for Brother and Sister to get together and have Children (or are you the offspring of Father and Daughter?)

    I detect an air of perceived intellectual and moral superiority in your missive,you couldn't be more wrong even if you were more of a Cunt than you already are. The facts are as follows: Asbos-0. Tattoos-0. Degree-1-Medicine.

    So true to my foul-mouthed vein, both you and Cuntson can fuck off!!

  • Looks like I was spot-on then.LOL I rest my case.

  • You're an example of a goon who thinks using 'big words' makes him look like an intellectual.

  • Cunt (which is what both you and Gremlin are)is hardly a 'big word'

  • Jeremy Clarkson is great, but this is still funny as hell.

  • yeah he is mate

  • what isnt good about him, look at his fan base

  • Well, clearly, you are a sad, illiterate, foul-mouthed little weener, with no sense of humour, and even less intelligence. Statistically speaking, you are probably a tagged, ASBO'd reality T.V.-watching berk with more tattoo's then synapses. Jessops is an entertaining net-contributor to our society, and you are....well, pretty irrellevant really....

  • I might be all those things you have said above but im pretty sure i earn alot more money than you...And if you love him so much go and marry him.

  • I might be all those things you have said above but im pretty sure i earn alot more money than you...And if you love him so much go and marry him.

  • haha they put him as being born in 1950, making out he was 10 years older-not sure if that was deliberate or not

  • (Said in OTT DJ-style voice) Vroom vroom. If Je-re-my Clarkson was a pedestrian, he'd be taken into the front grill of my BMW like a father runs to catch and cradle his babe, w-h-e-n he's being dropped from the third floor of a hotel. Only, if this very specific analogy was factual, I'd be out of it on top gear and it would be a different outcome. Where is VLS these days. He used to write for the Mirror. Then there was Offal and then? Bet he's on independent radio. Shame.

  • He writes and produces documentaries with his own production company. I think he still writes for the Evening Standard. wish he was back on TV :(

  • VL-S is a bloody genius

  • LOL

  • Clarkson is a complete and utter Cunt.

  • I agree. DIE CLARKSON!!!

  • Good effort but all them reasons are why we love him!