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  • Too bad, normally picar would win ever again Kirk, cause he is cuter and the uss enterprise he is flying is on higher level of technology. And Kirk is just a moron!!!

  • The bald guy get his!

  • Constitution class beats Galaxy class!

  • Darn right Kirk would win. How's that for diplomacy Picard? You french screw.

  • Kirk doesn't fuck around

  • Advancement better weapons better shielding better armor better everything.. so again another idiotic moron in his/her own world with no real facts put together even if this were for entertainment purposes and all it still fucking sucks... People with full usage of their brains would know half of this or all of it and looking n reading at all the comments... 78% of you all got major mental issues.. and 22% of you guys are pretty damn on the point glad there is some people who can think clearly..

  • You know whats really pathetic here..? 1.this edited movie is total shit. 2.the person who did it has issues and doesn't have the facts down typical. 3.Jag pointed out the reality of it they would never engage each other unless one one them knew they were hostile meaning if a federation ship was stolen or if the members on board went completely rogue and turned into pirates etc etc.

    I mean crap kirks enterprise would never be able too stand up against picards enterprise why? Technology

  • I just love nerds talking :D

  • sorry, but that is the only series i love to watch in german sync :D

  • Kirk vs. Picard? Kevin Pollak summed it up. The science of Picard's day said, "Cancer, no problem! You're bald? Sorry!"

  • Stupid video! Kirk's wessel is nothing compared to Picard's.I would like to see a fight between kirk's ship and the USS Enterprise-E.He wouldn't last a second.

  • Someone had alot of time on their hands, to edit this into a real clip. The ships have the same symbols and federal identifications marks, why would they shoot at each other without hailing first?

  • KIRK FTW!!!!!!!

  • Picard>Kirk. Better leader, better ship, better gentleman, and he took on enemies that made that the Gorn look puny.

  • picard lacks the fighting spirit, of course kirk won, even in an inferior vessel. awesome editing man!

  • @bobthefudgepacker This video was very unrealistic, the enterprise D would have fired weapons to defend not sit there to take the punishment like a little bitch. If Picard wouldn't order, then Riker and/or Worf would've ordered to decimate the puny little Original enterprise.

  • picard lacks the fighting spirit, fuckin eh he won in an inferior vessel, nice editing dawg

  • Shit video. Picard would have fired back if they were to fight. That little ship is no match for his.

  • hmm Kirk wouldnt fire on a ship unless it was a threat to his enterprise and crew he deffinately wouldnt ignore a hail

    and he would only fire to disable unless destroying the other ship was necessary

    good edit though

  • Kirk all the way!

  • WTF?! Picard didn't fight back?!

  • Picard Kills kirk any day!!!!!!!

  • Picard beats Kirk any day of the week in any ship.

  • @MrImastinker Bullshit

  • @MrImastinker NEVER! That bald headed sissy can never match up to Kirk!

  • @MrImastinker Incorrect!!!

  • @MrImastinker right...Picard would beat Kirk with his shouts of "we surrender!" like he did to every alien culture who threatened the ship. please.

  • Picard can quote Shakespeare and doesn't need spectacles and a wig to read it.

  • @georgeprowse Very Well said!

  • I love Picard , but...the bald guy gets his!

  • Boo.

  • Sulu and kirk.,ftw!!

  • Bullshit. Complete, absolute, BULL SHIT.

  • Ummm...does Kirk and crew know they're still in the 24th Century after defeating Picard?

  • I agree with Fuzzywhe's post. Kirk was a combat captain, whereas Picard was a diplomat. Captain Kirk and his crew were the first to explore, and the universe was much more hostile then. Hence, they saw far more combat, and had much more experience when it came to fighting. Not to mention that Capt. Kirk was a brilliant military strategist. There's also no way Data could ever out-think Spock. And Geordi compared to Scotty? Puh-lease! Geordi was promoted from Helmsman. Scotty was a true engineer.

  • @Graxster Geordi got blessing directly from Scotty though. Just saying.

  • kirk would loose he probably just fire all lasers and forget to put shields up haha

  • I'm surprised Picard didn't surrender; he usually did that after the first five minutes. Maybe Shatner needed to rip his shirt off?

  • haha take that baldy

  • Kirk ignores a hail and attacks a federation ship without warning, he doesn't even deserve to be called captain after that. PICARD FTW!

  • Persoanlly I like both Captain Kirk and Captain Picard but I have less respect for William Shatner seeing as he is an asshole.

  • @EternalSearcher Enterprise E. 'Nuff said.

  • @EternalSearcher Heres my view, Kirk AND Spock together beat Picard. Kirk NEEDS Spock to be the brains, but without Kirk Spock would be good, but he would be more like Picard, smart, but more by the book. So honestly I have to pick picard, but together, Kirk and Spock beat Picard easily.

  • Picard should have won

  • I love TNG (it's my favourite), but noone can win over the LEGENDARY James Tiberius Kirk, Spock and their fabulous crew.

    All TNG's got is Data, but he can do nothing against the GOLDEN TRIO (Kirk-Spock-McCoy)

  • @LizHathaway01 I like how people seem to miss the whole point of this.

    In one series, the captain took decisive action and things happened, and problems were quickly solved.

    In the other series, it was a livingroom in space, and all it was was talk talk talk talk talk constantly talking talk talk. It was a desperately boring soap opera that took itself WAY TOO SERIOUSLY.

    Which one is which?

  • Yes!!!!!!! Kirk is so much better in every way! TNG sucks! TOS FTW!!!!!!

  • yeah!!! kirk ftw :D

  • there dead jim.

    

  • lol, whut the fuck...?

    They would never! engage each other. Even if they come from different centuries, both would recognize the other ship as a familiar one(a Starflee ship). At least Picard would ´cause he studied history!!!!

  • @JAGTHEGEMINI

    The battle between Kirk and Picard is one that has gone on for centuries, if they saw each other they wouldn't hesitate to attack!

  • @sartanko

    Uh, they meet each other in STVII Generations, and they certainly didnt´! attack each other.

  • @JAGTHEGEMINI

    Before they realized they were nemesis mate!

  • Enterprise a would be destroyed by one shoot!!! This Video isn't right.

  • Its a good thing that I`m here to settle this arguement once and for all!! I strongly suggest, And advise that all of you settle your bickering, About who is the ultimate captain, to the following TV program, That Aires on Spike TV ... Its called "The Deadliest Warrior" They will feed all of the stats between the 2 captains into a computerized simulator, And then we shall have our answer on ... "Who Is The Deadliest Warrior"!! :p

  • Picard is the best. This video is absolute bulls***

  • @LizHathaway01 maby if Picrads bald ass didn't take so much time determining what to do.

  • Charles Xavier is there...lol

  • Picard didnt take a single shot - Kirk's end-of-life-vechicle almost got grilled from just USING its own phasers! LOL

  • They have phasers they can transport they have warp drive ... and yet there STILL isn;t a cure for Baldness !! How depressing. Senile old Picard now spends his time circling Uranus in search of Kling-ons

  • /watch?v=eqE4f_zkWUA&feature=r­elated

    'nuff said!

  • The Enterprise D or E would absolutely destroy this old piece of tin. And BTW, Picard beats Kirk with no trouble.

  • its ironic how picard always goes for suggestions and acts as the moral human. but kirks way is best, go in with all guns blazing, its picards own doing.

    I <3 YOU KIRK!

    course heading captain: second star to the right, and straight on till morning!

  • Hail them Mr. Worf;

    Need I say more, Picard was so stupid in this time displacement crisis that all future Klingon communications from Picard in this first contact simply confirmed an act of war against Kirks Starfleet. Next time, hail from the neutral zone, Klingon friendly, and Klingon loving, Capt. Picard;

    Sorry; There are no Klingons on Capt Kirks Bridge.

  • @LizHathaway01 NO WAY! xD Because Kirk is a badass while picard is only ... well picard^^

  • @LizHathaway01 - And probably with the first shot. :)

  • And nobody notices the Federation technologies and markings and asks any questions, Starfleet's input notwithstanding? :)))

  • The 'model' shots of the Enterprise look better than the CGI in the re-done episodes

  • OMG the future is secure!!!

  • So kirk attacked a ship that made no hostile action, had no shields, no powered weapons and even was trying to hail them.

    Well done you did a good job, that is so kirk lol

  • Its a question of pure Firepower, In 1968, Gene Roddenberry's Original Enterprise is 10 times stronger than Picards. That simple logic is why all old school Trekies hate Picard. Its nothing personnal, The original Enterprise (1968) is a Hell of a lot stronger. Watch episode where Kirk took on the Nomad Android, The Enterprises shields (1968) took multiple hits which each were equal to 90 Photon Torpedoes. Picards Flying Circus is a Joke.

  • The name of the episode is "The Changeling" watch and learn about Kirk and the true 1968 Enterprise

  • @RayTheRealPlumber YOu know i agree with what you are saying also you forgot about taking shots from the the Doomsday Machine at point blank range.But Enterprise D has the firepower and I don't think TOS Enterprise can defeat TNG Enterprise. TOS Enterprise technology is just obselete in comparison.

  • Wow. This video is pure BS.

  • WTF is this all about, I have never seen star trek, so I have no idea why you guys are arguing, can any of you nerds explain why this shit is going on!

  • @Xhvtv

    Look, Kirk is an asskicking, fistfisting, womanizing balls-to-the wall MAN, Picard is a frenhc pussy who always drinks Tea and whose ship has, instead of Alcohol, Synthahol.

  • @OropherThranduil THAT WAS NOT MY QUESTION! my question is why are you fucking faggots fighting.

  • @Xhvtv

    well, the same reason you stupid zero-IQed dip-shit fight over whose fart is louder, that of you or your mom.

  • @OropherThranduil ???? anyways could you answer my question, why is this fight going on, who started this, I just want to know because of the white and nerdy song.

  • @Xhvtv

    Well, it's just like in all other things, some prefer the one, others prefer the other one, some prefer east coats hip hop, some west coast, some prefer the stones, most prefer the beatles, some prefer obama, others wanted mckaine, some find the new star trek with baldy boring and the captain to be a sissy, others think kirk had no brain at all.

    but i'm no trekkie myself, only an average fan.

  • @OropherThranduil So did the directors showed their side or did they did this to make people discuss about it, and are they like on the good and bad side or part of the same country or shit.

  • @Xhvtv

    they're from two different series and times, Kirk is from the 60s star trek with spock, scotty and so on, that series plays i think around the 2260, while the new star trek from the 80s with picard is set i think about 80 years later, both good side, asnd because they are from different eras they both are captains of the enterprise.

    both work for star fleet.

  • @OropherThranduil thanks, I'm going for the old dude, I always like x men.

  • @Xhvtv

    you're going with the french, earl grey tea drinking bald french sissy captain?

    all right, whoever you like.

    but firt watch ''How to kiss a woman by Captain Kirk ''.

    then decide.

  • @OropherThranduil Hey I don't know shit about star trek, so I'm just going to pick the X men dude.

  • @Xhvtv

    i just told you the difference, kirk is balls to the wall, picard is french, shouldn't that be already enough?

    and watch the vid on youtube and you'll know.

  • @OropherThranduil Kirk is the blonde guy right? or is he the guy with the black hair and weird ears.

  • @Xhvtv

    blonde guy in the yellow shirt, right, the one with pointy ears is mr spock, come on, everybody knows mr spock.

  • @OropherThranduil Oh, fuck I guess I'm going for the blonde guy, but if mr spook was a captain I'll be going for him.

  • @Xhvtv

    from what i cjust read on star trek wiki it's a bit, hard to understand, but by the time of the movies spock IS a captain, but without his own ship, he still serves under kirk as first officer, just like scotty, but as i said before that's mno trekkie for me.

  • @OropherThranduil You know what I'm starting a new side, the spock side, hell yeah.

  • @OropherThranduil One last question, did the directors of the show ever showed which captain they preferred or did they leave it to the public?

  • @Xhvtv

    Well, if Kirk is mentioned in the series that play decades after his heroic death (in film 7) he's generally regarded as the greatest captain of them all, and in film 7 ImO it was clear that Kirk is the favorite of them, like Kirk gets a line like (are you going to reire soon? or something like that) because picard looks so old.

    and that film was even produced by the producer of the picard tv series, and written by him and two longtime writers of that show, so, everybody loves kirk.

  • This is a joke. Kirk is an incompetent fool. The only thing this video shows is his lack of ability to make appropriate decisions under high stress situations. Please realize the shoot first ask later is NOT an admirable quality for a captain to possess.

    Also I have to agree with BloodJunkie11

    Shatner simply can not act

  • If they are caught in the Typhon Expanse, then that means the whole thing is going to start over again.

  • Kirk defeats Picard. In other news, sun rises in east.

  • the Bozeman destroyed Enterprise D... not Kirk and his little puddle jumper... DUH!

  • blah blah blah the REAL battle no one thinks about is Riker vs Spock... think about that my nerd brethren. And don't hate on Riker just because he got more pussy then any other starfleet officer

  • picard vs kirk is irrelevant. fictional characters in made up scenarios. Anyone with half a brain knows that Patrick Stewart is a top noch actor whose abilities put shatner to shame. Shatner was a no where actor who got one lucky shot and never accomplished ANYTHING BEYOND Star Trek. he could afford to be a bad actor in a show like the original star trek. Stewart on the other hand, well his accomplishments speak for themselves. (and btw, Picard would own Kirk anyday)

  • @BloodJunkie11 you sir ...one are not a vampire..you are a moron...you are also GAY GAY ..the GAYEST THING TO EVER COME TO GAY TOWN. And Shater...at the age of 80 could Tent stake your dick in the dirt.....FAGGOT!!!

  • @Hofgoblin ur one of those "weird" people aren't you?

  • @BloodJunkie11 Lets get one thing straight putting the irrelevant fictional characters aside, Picards character was a diplomat, Kirk was a soldier so if they both have the same combat means Kirk wins easily. It would be better to argue Riker vs kirk. ok now back to reality, if it wasn't for Shatner no matter how bad he acts, there would be no Star Trek(TNG). The first Star Trek with William Hunter as captain(way back when) was a flop. Now Star Trek is a billion dollar industry.

  • @grosskopf2 alright. to be fair Shatner deserves some credit and respect for starting the series, franchise, off and its not that i have anything against shatner but i just don't see how u can enjoy Kirk over Picard but again thats just an opinion. its funny though that both actors never really got away from star trek. both Stewart and Shatner will forever be really only remembered for being Captains of the enterprise.

  • hahahaha! That's the way it will always be. Captian Kirk is undefeatable! Picard was just stupid enough to get in his way!

  • As expected, kirk wipes the floor with picard

  • Well, we know why Picard get's destroyed.

    Kirk is like: All right, i'm gonna fire at the count of five, 1, 2, FIRE

    And Picard is more: I'm going to fire at the count of five, 1, i mean it, 2, i really mean it, 2,25, i'm no joking

  • Just then the parralell Enterprise D's materialize >:)

  • Enterpise crashes

    Enterprise D crashes

    Enterprise has windows 95

    Enterprise D has windows vista

  • they're dead, jim.

  • On the next generation enterprise that was the episode were the ship gets in a reacurring time period and data sends a message to past data how to not exsplode

  • But if the original Enterprise took on the Enterprise D, the D would blow them to bits due to over 70 years of technological development.

  • Ok I am a HUGE fan of both series. When it comes to who's the better captain, as a hardcore fan I have to say Kirk. He is smarter and more clever than Picard.

  • KIRK BEATS PICARD!!!

  • Kirk > Picard Picard is hindered by federation regulation.  Kirk doesn't give a flying rat's ass about rules.

  • Nicely done, but we all know that Picard > Kirk.

  • Picard is top dog. This video is schoolboy fantasy, the Enterprise-D is the technologically superior ship, Picard is the intelectually superior captain. Silly video made by silly people.

  • Both ships has probs with systems lol

  • Picard is French, so all that would happen is the Enterprise-D would immediately surrender to Kirk.

  • lets just all agree that its Kirk, Janeway, Picard, Sisko, Archer in that order if not i must be out of my Vulcan mind

  • Ok people just because something is first does not make it better. Next Gen is clearly better. The characters are better and the captain isnt a total douchebag who fires at any thing he sees. Picard on the other hand tries to reason with the enemy before attacking them.

  • Not Likely to happen, because Data alone can think as fast or faster than Spock in a fair fight Next Gen would win.

    Besides that the original is boring, and Next Gen Kicks ass

  • Unless you're a rabid fanboy of the original series, this just comes off as silly fan service... The only way past Kirk beats future Picard is in a fist fight.

  • Couldn't u have at least given Picard ONE shot at Kirk? A fighting chance pls! =)

  • Yeah, I suppose if you had a situation where the Enterprise-D had no weapons and no shields, while the Enterprise-A/B did, then Kirk could beat Picard.

    If you reversed the situation, of course, the D would plow through the A/B without even scratching the hull.

  • Kirk.

    Original captain that started it all. Much more coordinated and knows when to hit the right spot. He gets all the ladies and he has spock too. Tech doesn't matter. Its the captain's tactics that would show up and kick picards ass.

  • OMG, thank Christ!! The end of the Next Gen cast forever, now can the real trek crew scoot over to wipe out that Jar Jar Abrams trek. Thanks.

  • Picard or Kirk, whoever wins, Janeway loses xD

  • Yeeeeeaahhh, but have you ever noticed how quickly damaged the new ships became versus the TOS Enterprise? Point is, Picard hesitates to take a defensive or offensive stance, where Kirk comes out guns ablazing... "running in where angels fear to tread".

  • PICARD>kirk ;)

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  • I so disagree with this! Kirk was known for shooting first, but not when the other ship did nothing to antagonize him! I have never seen an episode of tos where kirk just randomly attacked some ship. Starfleet says no authorized starfleet ship in the sector so he blows it up without even hailing them first? imho, this made kirk look like a bad guy and picard look like a fool.

  • @timothy1701 That's why Kirk would prevail in battle. In any battle whoever takes initiative and lands their shots first has a clear advantage, especially with highly advanced technological weaponry. Picard on the other hand is horrifically incompetent in battle as shown in "Where Silence Has Lease" when a romulan warbird attacks their ship. After suffering a very damaging volley of torpedo hits his only response is: "Warn them we'll return fire." After another volley, he fires but ONE shot.

  • Whats with Riker and using Data's lap as a foot rest

  • That video sucked

  • cool

  • Kirk would totally shoot first and ask questions latter.

  • That was pretty good. Just like Kirk to shoot first.

  • Fuck Kirk and fuck Picard. Sisko could whip both of their asses.

  • @abcdefh1992 ... I assume this is ironic... :p

  • Editing okay but too busy, too much focus on the causality loop episode, too much going on, mood erratic....

  • True story.

  • Kirk > Picard

  • @StoneKnivesBearskins

    yes you are right!

    Picard is a fucking coward!

    kirk, spock, pille and co are the best forever

  • @fan1985ful A coward would never take on the Borg.

  • @wabmorgan Agreed. A coward would never take on the Borg. Picard is no coward, but on the bravery scale, Kirk is a 10, Picard is a 6 or 7.

    Kirk is always in the thick of things, whereas Picard never does anything really heroic. True, he plays the good guy, but overall, it's Riker who goes into danger and fixes it.

  • @StoneKnivesBearskins its Data that fixes it. LOL!!! 

  • @wabmorgan There was a typo in your last comment. You said Data. I'm pretty sure you meant to say Spock. LOL.

    If you think Data is better, that's fine by me, but you HAVE to agree that Spock is better looking than Data.

  • @StoneKnivesBearskins I don't knock about looks.... one way or another... lol... but Spock fixes Kirk's screwups. LOL!!!!!!!

  • @fan1985ful pille?

  • @StoneKnivesBearskins

    in germany is the name from mccoy pille !

    in usa bones

  • @fan1985ful Ahh. I figured as much.

    Thanks for clearing it up. :)

  • @StoneKnivesBearskins

    That goes without saying!

    here in Germany is Mr.Scott scotti is in the usa too?

  • @fan1985ful Yep. Nobody ever says Mr. Scott. It's just Scotty. LOL

  • @StoneKnivesBearskins

    pity the James Dohan and DeForest Kelley are dead.

  • @fan1985ful I know. :(

    But don't say it that way. Say they have been beamed up. That makes it less sad... ... ...sort of. :(

    Of call the Star Trek TOS actors, who is your favorite?

    I like Leonard Nimoy and DeForest Kelley best, although The Shat is definitely #2. :)

  • @StoneKnivesBearskins

    for me it's like this:

    1.leonard Nimoy

    DeForest Kelley

    James Dohan

    2.william Shatner and Walter König!

  • @fan1985ful What about Nichelle Nichols, Majel Barret-Roddenberry, and George Takei?

    I don't like George Takei at all, and I like Nichelle Nichols, Majel Barret-Roddenberry, and Walter Koenig the same. James Doohan is number 3 for me. LOL

  • @StoneKnivesBearskins

    the main thing is Star Trek!

    I can not just assign numbers to.

  • Ridiculous..... one photon from Enterprise D and Kirk's Enterprise would have exploded.

  • @wabmorgan In one attack, the Enterprise 1701 survived the equivalent of almost 400 photon torpedos. Could 1701-D have done the same?

    I don't think so.

  • @StoneKnivesBearskins You must be kidding. Enterprise D is from the future. The ships would only get STRONGER in the future. Even when Roddenberry came up with the idea for next generation he wanted Enterprise D to be a vastly superior ship. Something clearly from the future.

  • @wabmorgan But did the 1701D ever survive a battle where 400 torpedoes were fired at her?

    Yes, 1701D has more things inside, definitely looks cooler than the wonderfully cheesy 1701, but maybe, with all that was done on the inside, they didn't make it any better or stronger on the outside.

    Of course, I really don't care if you think 1701D is better. She's really ugly, but I can accept the fact that some people feel her better, stronger, or more efficient.

    Picard vs. Kirk on the other hand...

  • @StoneKnivesBearskins If 1701 survived having 400 torpedoes fired at her, D would easily as well.

    As for UGLY.... D also looks better then 1701.

    Picard would win in starship tactics. A younger Kirk might have the upper hand in hand to hand combat.

  • @wabmorgan Even old Kirk can beat Picard.

    Star Trek Generations: Soran kick Picard down hill, Kirk kicks Soran down hill. If it were Kirk against Picard, Picard's the one who'll go down the hill.

    In starship tactics, it would be pretty close. I don't think there would be a winner.

  • @StoneKnivesBearskins Ahhh.... the classic Kirk drop kick. LOL!!!!!! youtube.com/watch?v=GgtPb4-ou1­A

  • @StoneKnivesBearskins.... Btw.... I may like TNG better... but I am also a big fan of TOS. Loved the series for years!!!!!!!! Big fan of Shanter as well. I loved him playing the role of Denny Crane. LOL!!!!!! There was a scene in Boston Legal where he answers his Motorola Razor and it makes the old communicator sound... I nearly died laughing. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @wabmorgan Denny Crane? Boston Legal?

    I wish I could see EVERY part that Leonard Nimoy, DeForest Kelley, and William Shatner ever played.

    I guess I can forgive you for liking TNG bettter if you still like TOS... ...maybe. LOL

  • @StoneKnivesBearskins LOL!!! No doubt... they are all excellant actors. :)

  • not from what we've seen in TNG. several phaser hits and the shields collapse .lol

  • Also, right near the end when the Enterprise D bridge bursts into flames, the addition of the Wilhelm Scream would have been classic.

  • Ha ha ha. the Enterprise D ALWAYS had a warp core breach. What a piece of shit...

  • Kirk had a better all around crew....