Would you like to know how Serpentor died? In the DiC mess, Sepentor was turned into a cobra. And in the Marvel Comics version, he got an arrow in the eye.
Cobra Commander's dialogue is positively poetic. "That runaway pile of putrid protoplasm is your problem, not mine." "While you're pursuing your creature, you should ponder the insanity of your entire scheme." The way he subtly bemuses everyone with his con man sweet talk is pretty breathtaking too. How could you not root for this guy to hold onto his rightfully earned iron grip on Cobra? That tracking shot of the Crimson Guards getting whacked down the staircase by the blob is pretty epic too.
@DonJasonDeMarco I'd rather jerk off to Cobra Commander or Megatron, if I could, but still, thank you for your very, VERY insightful comment, it really changed my life.
Cobra Commander is gay, the "Evil Twins" look and sound like drug-addicted British pop-singers, and the Australian look like White-trash drug dealers from Louisiana. The Baroness is clearly a lesbian.
The Americans are all samples of every jingoistic macho-stereotype.
@blueunicorno8 In G.I Joe the movie Sepentor's attack was supposed to be fatal when originally done, but the way kids freaked out when Optimus Prime got killed Hasbro decided to let him live.
When I watch this part one thing comes to mind... why didn't Cobra consider using the monster? It would have caused terror and mayhem on the world... making it easier to conquer... =P
Cobra Commander rocks....
MasterMaster67 1 week ago
Ahhh shit monster!!!!
Mysterwright 3 weeks ago
That putrid pile of protoplasm. Gotta love Cobra Commander.
jonbap426 1 month ago
Would you like to know how Serpentor died? In the DiC mess, Sepentor was turned into a cobra. And in the Marvel Comics version, he got an arrow in the eye.
SuperCartiel 1 month ago
did Serpentor get Rasputin's pickled dick?
sethzky77 2 months ago
DRGHAAHABLABLABLA!
tomislavlac 3 months ago
and the voice of c.comm doubles as the voice of other characters especially the dude who says blimy! in the micro chopper
therichonez 3 months ago
at wut point in the series did cobra comm. lose his leadership role....n his staff turn on him...hes like a laffin joke in this episode
therichonez 3 months ago
DANG! sweet devil in the details. sgt. slaughter split his fingernail in almost half @ 3:30!!!!!now thats tough!!!
pickymickey 4 months ago
@ 5.52 how did the kids back then did not get freaked out by this cartoon?
cheekymancunian 7 months ago
@cheekymancunian *laughs* I have no clue. Heck, I'm still a little freaked out by it!
Mewsette26 4 months ago
5:43 It looks like that monster squeezing the cider out of Dr. Mindbender's Adam's Apple!
Zerker8 7 months ago
Er, General Hawk, I'd say learning about Cobra's DNA experiments is MORE important than Sgt. Slaughter...
brinpol 8 months ago
Cobra Commander's dialogue is positively poetic. "That runaway pile of putrid protoplasm is your problem, not mine." "While you're pursuing your creature, you should ponder the insanity of your entire scheme." The way he subtly bemuses everyone with his con man sweet talk is pretty breathtaking too. How could you not root for this guy to hold onto his rightfully earned iron grip on Cobra? That tracking shot of the Crimson Guards getting whacked down the staircase by the blob is pretty epic too.
jedijones 8 months ago
I wonder if "Dolly" the sheep started out as a pulsating protoplasmic mass...
lyfaleezhure 8 months ago
I don't think Cobra fully understands how DNA works lol
pacificimporters 9 months ago
That cannon on G.I. Joe GQ is massive, I've always wanted them to see them use it...
MetalstarX 10 months ago
Cobra Commander never ceases to entertain. God I love him. In a 5 parter designed to replace him, he still steals the show!
NYG4LIFE123 1 year ago 7
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SwordAlchemistKiki 1 year ago
Cobra Commander is such a troll.
Senushi7 1 year ago
@Senushi7 you say that while jerking off over duke or optimus prime
DonJasonDeMarco 1 year ago
@DonJasonDeMarco I'd rather jerk off to Cobra Commander or Megatron, if I could, but still, thank you for your very, VERY insightful comment, it really changed my life.
Senushi7 1 year ago
@Senushi7 haahahaha at least you have a sense of humor unlike that duke loving closet case mondobeno1
DonJasonDeMarco 1 year ago
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@Senushi7 haahahaha at least you have a sense of humor unlike that duke loving closet case mondobeno
DonJasonDeMarco 1 year ago
Cobra Commander is gay, the "Evil Twins" look and sound like drug-addicted British pop-singers, and the Australian look like White-trash drug dealers from Louisiana. The Baroness is clearly a lesbian.
The Americans are all samples of every jingoistic macho-stereotype.
MondoBeno 1 year ago
@MondoBeno WHAT? And Duke does not look like a nazi posterboy? i think all the so called hero,s were shit
DonJasonDeMarco 1 year ago
@MondoBeno If you don't like it then don't watch!
MetalstarX 10 months ago
this the best cartoon ever made in the USA
jjyeyo 1 year ago 3
"nonfatal ...thank heavens"???Duke come on now, has there EVER been a fatality on this force since its inception????lol come on now lol
blueunicorno8 1 year ago 4
@blueunicorno8 In G.I Joe the movie Sepentor's attack was supposed to be fatal when originally done, but the way kids freaked out when Optimus Prime got killed Hasbro decided to let him live.
Kalamuzud 1 year ago 3
@blueunicorno8 duke should be shot as i,ve said before he,s a nazi poster boy
DonJasonDeMarco 1 year ago
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When I watch this part one thing comes to mind... why didn't Cobra consider using the monster? It would have caused terror and mayhem on the world... making it easier to conquer... =P
Frostwarrior85 1 year ago
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Frostwarrior85 1 year ago
mindbenders monocle looks more like a sunglass lens
JUSTSAYAH1972 1 year ago
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cybasame 1 year ago
I once dated a girl who reminds me of that monster.
PresidentBagel 2 years ago
Too bad she did not look like the baroness, but act like the monster in bed, right?
dkupke 1 year ago
The constitution of a vending machine lol
The monster looks a bit like a big pile of hamburger
northumberlandview 2 years ago 10
@northumberlandview same thought here. could pass for meat wad's cousin possibly
paidprojectkid 1 year ago
5:28-requisite mad scientist speech
dkupke 2 years ago