Grasshoppers vs driver ants - Ant Attack - BBC wildlife

[TheWitchdoctr]

Ants rely on sheer numbers and determination and perseverance. They have no guilt, no morals, feel no pain, don't doubt or dream or love. And damn, do they get things done!

[OiiOiiMattyBoii]

THERE GONNA TAKE OVER ZE WORLD!

[RedSandDuster]

@OiiOiiMattyBoii but before that, they going to take over you'se moms crotch!

[OiiOiiMattyBoii]

@RedSandDuster shes already got crabs i dont think she needs ants to hahaha

[RedSandDuster]

@OiiOiiMattyBoii only you would know your mom has teh crabszors

[YoungDreezee]

man, for a insect that cant see, they do damage

[odavies94]

Every itch seems a thousand times more serious when watching this.

[daftcurt15]

now I want to watch Antz

[MonkeyKing20I2]

Ah yes, the women do all the work.

Just as it should be in human society.

...

Don't hate me, I was only joking!

[168anonymous]

zerg is OP :D

[AaahImOnFire11]

@168anonymous atleast they didnt morph into banes

[DingDOOful]

Those ants are SORMCLOAKS !!!! THE SONS AND DAUGHTS OF SKYRIMM AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! »»───(knee)───►

[thelolmaniac123]

does anyone else pee on the side of the toilet cuz it makes less noise?

[StreamerVideo]

@thelolmaniac123 no I used to when I was a kid though

[raremetalplatinum]

@StreamerVideo

to keep everyone else asleep

o course!

[NBAKaizer]

what if the butter was hard

[Alexanderthegreatawe]

@NBAKaizer Then you use a sharp, burning knife.

[epicfillerman]

Zeerg ruush!

[diosdelosglatorian]

i would'nt like to be a grasshoper now

[Jambabond]

1:43 "Hmm, crunchy!"

[ilmanator]

who else knew ants would win

[Gazmanaust]

We need to leave nature commentary to the British. It puts you into a trance and you need to keep watching more. It's like a drug.

[Harelgur]

I hate bugs O_p

[BBMK23]

Am I the only one who saw a blind trollface in the thumbnail?

[ThreeKingsInABox]

FOR THE SWARM!!!!! KEKEKEKEKEKE!!!!

[IHASDAPOWA]

EVIL LITTLE BASTARDS

[thinker6236]

i feeel itchy.... GET IT OFF, GET IT OFFF!...[SCRATCHING ] WHAT THE? M&M? I dont remember eating M&M.

[shinokiba]

I have the strangest boner

[iklees2]

@shinokiba You sick, sick person!

[MaseratiMC12R]

Damn Zerg rush!!

[bimbox15]

You think thats bad,wait till you see a soviet ant!

[VitunVatiVille]

I would take the smallest ones if they were smart and felt affection and would do anything i would want. Like the guy said she can do anything from butchering to building to cleaning! So what if she isnt much of a cook thats why we have restaurants etc.

[KZWolf]

Ants are MOST successful species in the world even more successful then humans.

[thefreeman33]

are all ant "shes"??

[killer21241]

@thefreeman33 3/4 of ants are females, most males ( not all ) stay back and make more babies with the females.,

[nottolook]

after watching five of the ant docu i feel like watching the anteater video vaccuuming all these critters.... otherwise one sided....

[MrZombieshop]

1:42 O_O WHOA.

[Markmwashi]

dam nature you scary

[BenichProductions]

its not always a she....gosh:(

[dcjeffers02]

@BenichProductions Actually, I think it is. All the male does is find a Queen to mate, then die, lol.

[xInstinctful]

I find this hard to masterbate to.

[discodarth]

@xInstinctful

just wait until you get in that weird part of youtube

[mexiacn100boy]

I hate history channels and all of the discovery things but DANG this one really grab my attention!

[YouGotOwnedNoob1]

THIS SHIT GIVE ME CHILLS!

[evilcrab999]

ants give no mercy

[momo200090]

this would be a good ''STRATEGY GAME''

[potheadpickle]

Freak'n ant man... See one, turn a round to keep walking... turn back, there's thousands behind you. Glad they're not over 4' tall... They'd treat our tanks like a dried up stick.

[oagalthorpe]

I got really itchy after watching this

[captainkunty]

HOLY FUCK 1:43

[NotHenryMarkum]

For all you nerds out there...

Soldier ant = Warrior class (tank)

Worker ant (Medium) = Rogue class (Dps)

Worker ant (small) = Priest class (Healing buffs etc)

[iamlordtyphus]

@NotHenryMarkum realy dude comparing bug's to wow

[NotHenryMarkum]

@iamlordtyphus I don't have much of a life.

[squathousepassout]

FORWARD COMRADE! WE FIGHT FOR THE GREAT ANT PROLETARIAT! lol

[m15kee]

that Moth freakin hell that was big

[MammoAnto500]

amazing video

[PcostaDaddy]

a bugs life.. rated pg 13

[momo200090]

ZERGS !!!!!!

[Asrar29]

imagine a soldier ant crawling up your bed in the middle of the night...

[Racketeerof89]

as large as a grasshopper, WOW...

[dogstilez]

"damn nature yo-" STFU.

[alecbfilm]

like if this i cooller than wwe

[rayjinflo]

"Like a knife through butter." He almost sounded like he could've been talking about Grey Poupon.

[Spoofer5]

I think... I think they're under my desk... THEY'RE UNDER MY DESK FUUUUUCK!

[dlwill80]

@Spoofer5  LOL

[JuliusTheConquerer]

just get me some paint spray and a lighter and ill fuck those ants up

!!!!!

[Lokasena]

you'll never get them all... but they all get you, in the end.

[madcrazy6659]

Does anyone else feel like these bastards are crawling on you?

[islandfireballkill]

this videos name should be ants bring down a grasshopper not ants V.S grasshopper

[GarethKeenan101]

Who is the narrator? Thanks

[bulletinyagun]

BBC = British Broadcasting Corporation or Big Black Cock?

[LaDiEsFaNtAsIeS]

the meduim worker must have said..'dammit why am i blind too??..atleast make me buff'..

[NothingButBarbeque]

once i steped on a red ant, it was kinda big, then smaller ants gathered around it and tried to carry it, a few days later, the red ant body was gone!

[XDeathSmack666]

Sounds like hannibal lecter narrating this.Hard core

[NateSean]

In terms of "Ways I'd Like to Die", I'm going to go ahead and put this one at the very bottom of the list.

[AceofDlamonds]

wow driver ants are smaller than I thought...

[tijbajmex]

@AceofDlamonds smaller or bigger?

[AceofDlamonds]

@tijbajmex

smaller than I thought; I used to think the soldiers were like an inch long but they are smaller than that even......

[epicfillerman]

ZERG RUSH!

[lunaghost]

Holy SHIT, They're HUGE compaired to the workers. Cripes, I wouldnt want to get bit by one of those suckers. D:

[barmheadshawt]

I think ants are one of the most sentient creatures on earth.

[ShadowKNighT788]

Imaging how 10000's of bites would feel.....

im glad im not that size

[scottraposo]

mean little creatures

[FGDTeevee]

these videos are really addicting....

[mrcool72]

@FGDTeevee addictive not addicting....

[yesidono]

id hate to have that driver ant as a sister, if i did something she didnt like shed bite my head off.....literally o_o

[atgod97]

lol all ants motto are, TAKE NO PRISONERS!!!!

[TonyEagle1000]

@atgod97 Yeah, take no prisoners, just eat them all!

[bpomatto]

@atgod97 more like leave no survivors

[Thebuzzki11er]

@atgod97 Actually, ants are known to take slaves.

[atgod97]

@Thebuzzki11er nice

[Dutchstopmotions]

@atgod97 Lol yeah, prisoner camp for grasshoppers :D

[geek4980]

What the fuck?

[mmarko001s]

damn ants

[cryora]

For some reason them being totally blind makes it all the more worse.

[Phoeniix756]

If the Soldiers are Ultralisks, and the Medium Workers are Zerglings, then the Small Workers are the Drones.

[Japanime92]

I feel like I'm watching a documentary on the life of zerglings...

[mickybob4]

so this is what it's like when there's only women in the world.

[chickenugget69]

i hope those insects dont feel pain

[XxKidAcexX]

whenever i watch a video about fast crawling small insects i have the chill that something is crawling on my skin

[IAmChewyAble]

1:30 O__O So There where Large and PowerFul Grasshoppers. I never seen one

[MrCheesyBaconBits]

I feel sorry for that butterfly or moth cause it could of flown away :(

[paulyo122]

thumbs up when you go to a rlly hot country theres ants like bigger then that and they come in to the house

[Rooflcoopter]

2:03 .. sounds like ma girlfirnd

[XXxMAFIA2xXX]

I want to be an ant.

[gotmoney100000]

being raped by ants has to be painful

[BeeMooreCareful]

Watching this clip makes me itch....

[redmastif01]

i swear i can feel them all over me i keep checking and nothing is there >.<

[jkwon761]

I would still kill all these lil fuckers with a can of WD-40 + Zippo lighter

[jking2986]

@jkwon761 WD-40's not flammable jackass

[jkwon761]

@jking2986 r u fucking serious....it says on the can "CONTENTS ARE FLAMMABLE: keep spray away from heat, sparks, pilot lights, open flames,.." ...so before you say state some stupid shit that you dont know about, punch yourself in the face and do some fucking research...jackass

[jking2986]

@jkwon761 Congratulations on being able to read. Now go and buy a zippo and some wd-40, which you should already have since you read the label, and spray into the flame. Know what you're talking about before you start talking shit douche bag. Theres more to research then reading a fucking label

[jkwon761]

@jking2986 hey stupid shit i already have and before you start blabbering on things ur already wrong about go type in "WD-40 fire" on the youtube search and maybe you can learn some more...God I fucking hate arguing with dumbshits like you on Youtube

[ToastedFrenchToast]

0:15 no mothra,0:4 the spider...were godzilla wen u need him -_-

[MrAwesomeriley]

dem nature you interesting

[TexasMadeChicano]

who needs a brain when you got muscle :D!

[Augray37]

they can bring down almost anything, even creatures as large and powerful...as a grasshopper.

i was kinda hoping for, idk, a zebra or something.

[jaaronhart]

@Augray37 they can kill those too. Ants can kill anything with teamwork

[thelonestranger777]

@jaaronhart a bear?

[jaaronhart]

@thelonestranger777 maybe if they get past the fur and get into its throat and eyes

[1998Matthias1998]

@Augray37 Response to me if you wanne see a vid about them killng a gnu :D

[Simma7]

Because of videos like these i never get my homework done.

[dilsy96]

I came on YouTube to listen to some 30stm how did i end up here??

[migs52213]

WTF since when did ants clean? There's plenty in my room... But u don't see any of them clean it... My clothes are still on the floor...

[idonttouchkids]

@migs52213 dress up like a queen and try to ask nicely

[58spartan]

om nom nom nom om nom om nom nom nom om nom

[germanlier]

1:45 the soldier ant was like, hmmm crunchy!

[epicfillerman]

0:10 zerg ruuuush!

[evepum1]

wow. Are all of them blind?

[citizen773]

ants are the coolest and smartest animals ever!

[amirkpe]

Sitting on the toilet watching ant fight for 30 minutes ! enough for today !

[cuzfuz7]

now im gonna go play some SC2

[kukubird92]

fucking 3 advertisements in a row, fuck you youtube ! its better watching redtube , free of advertisement !

[blackskies115]

@ 0:12 its humping the ants

[lasagnadeliveryguy]

why can i only think of fire when i see this?..

[ShadowSora94]

.......

Thank God Disney didn't go with a real life example in A Bug's Life- imagine being a little kid and seeing this.

[RyleyAshford]

@ShadowSora94 One word: ANTZ.

[cassand14]

@RyleyAshford that movie was awesome

[cplover3009]

@ShadowSora94 THEY DID DO A REAL LIFE EXAMPLE

Only instead they pretended they used machines instead of their.... ' claws '

[Timefliesbye]

@ShadowSora94 Actually that would be a pretty awesome movie.

Think about it. A ruthless worker force stomping anything in their way consuming everything and anyone that they can kill. Pretty much a socio-economic commentary on communism or fascism, depending on the way you spin it, but with ants. Would have made an awesome Touchstone picture.

For those that didn't know. Anything Disney didn't think was Disney enough was released under the Touchstone label. Like Nightmare before Christmas.

[keeyk118b]

the soldier ants can cut human flesh.

[tkoizumi]

Damn nature, you scary!

[Apoc897]

JESUS CHRIST.

[bcgn5]

1:42 That sound.......

[Dakumonki]

Ants are so damn smart.

[MatsuoTanuki]

@Dakumonki And people ask "How can they be smart if their brains are small, even if we ignore body to brain ratio? By all rights, ants should be functionally retarded."

The answer is a hive mind.

[raintrainer]

Computer imagery fantastic, when the BBC do something they nearly always do it well.

Ants awesome creatures.

[HAISPAM]

@raintrainer That's no CGI; that's imagery from an electron microscope.

[Maxamillion300]

im going to have nightmares

[EINSilenceDogood]

Shit, a leg hair just got disturbed and I spazzed the FUCK out.

[ilikerock222]

These little fuckers really creep me out

[YourSalvation21]

i saw a bunch of ants drag away a cocroach once, i sat there for an hour until i lost track of them lol

[grande1899]

These ant videos sure are addicting.

[asshole0465027451]

1:44 OH MY GOODNESS YOU COULD HEAR THE SOUND OF THE ANT SLICING THROUGH THE GRASSHOPPER!!

[MilchSir]

FOR THE SWARM!!!!!

[weboy4]

hahaha women ants clean

[Redsrevenge]

@weboy4 and kill.

[MatsuoTanuki]

@weboy4 They're all women. All the males are drones, lazy pricks who sit around and are only used for sex.

Sound familiar?

[redmastif01]

@MatsuoTanuki very familiar considering guys are paid more money for work than women. obviously because guys do a better job and work longer

[MatsuoTanuki]

@redmastif01 *shrugs* I wasn't using it as an allegory for man/woman labor as a whole, I was just saying that there are men out there just like ant drones; they sit around on their asses, contrubute nothing to society by way of labor or experience, have their wives or girlfriends take care of them, and still get sex.

[redmastif01]

@MatsuoTanuki ah i see. yes i would definitely agree

[DoubleX31]

@MatsuoTanuki You do realize that you can change wives/girlfriends to husband/boyfriend and that would be true at least 90% of the time?

[MatsuoTanuki]

@DoubleX31 *shrugs*

[ponyus94]

lol!

on every single ant video there is one particular comment: ZERG RUSH!

[kozmon0t]

I keep seeing the same people commenting on each "suggested video"

I think youtube is herding us like cattle

watch this... now watch this... ok now watch this... and the same people watch the same videos

If I see kuntakentae say damn nature you scary on the next video I watch, I'm quitting youtube



[Wedwickboy]

@kozmon0t grow up you pansy

[kozmon0t]

@Wedwickboy You grow up you shit-talking fairy

[Wedwickboy]

@kozmon0t at least I'm not the one with conspiracies against YouTube

[lambchopxoxo]

omg what a way to die

[adityamenon90]

ugh goooey spectacle! ::pukes::

[Hosislo]

Ants eating stuff is always fun :D

[bloodoll]

is this on dvd? id love to see all of this

[xshowmethemoneyx]

I See ULTRALISK......

[00eljavi23]

@xshowmethemoneyx LOL!!!!!! XD

[LyricProductions1000]

I find it amazing how ants can work together like that

[kuntakentae]

DAMN NATURE, YOU SCARY.

[tretaraska2008]

@kuntakentae shut the fuck up

[DemixCZ]

They are so clever!

[Skorpi00007]

so they are all blind? or is there someone with eyes within them?

[babicherry93]

2:01 why is she mad at me...... lol