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  • A pecan cinnabon has 1080 calories, and 50 grams of fat. Definitely a fat faggot treat.

  • First thing im doing when i land at the airport in Orlando to meet my boyfriend..I'm eating a Cinnibon and watching this lol

  • i ate a cinnabon in an airport on my laptop while watching this lmao

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  • can someone tell me the name of this show, cuz i saw it on comedy central but i forgto to check. and omg i love him just finished watching Shameless and got my cousin hooked. XD

    

  • @snoopeylove. I think this is from "Hilarious"

    Btw "Chewed Up", "One Night Stand", and "Live from the Beacon Theatre" are awesome too. By the way you can buy "Live from the Beacon Theatre" for 5 US.

  • @snoopeylove this is from "Chewed Up"

  • I had my first cinnabon today and I was thinking about Louis the whole time haha

  • I had my first Cinnabon today.

    

  • @elbee909 LMAO ME TOO!

  • dude. i'm eating that. thats whats happening. you decide whether or not we'll be in the paper.. hahaha

  • Wow. They showed the T-Mobile "slow-motion" ad before the video. It's almost like they picked it just for Louis. "I hate Verizon! It works, but it was weird for a second!"

  • thumbs up if you're a fat faggot

  • Heck no I want a cinnabon store in Holland this stuff rocks!!

  • 15 fat faggots did not like this

  • I've waited on a few cinnabon lines before. I've felt shame before too.

  • I just deep fried some cinnamon buns for dinner... had to watch this so I don't feel lonely

  • So true and funny....for a clean take on it you gotta watch Jim Gaffigan he has a piece about the shamefulness of being in the cinnabon line as well lol

  • Bought a cinnabu]on today. Fat middle schooler got behind me. Nope.jpeg, not doing it.

  • great comic

  • i love this guy no homo

  • "you decide if we're gonna be in the paper tomorrow" haha never caught that before

  • i wonder how many times people who work at cinnabon hear "fat faggot treat"

  • drinkin the jizz with my eyes closed LMAO

  • best fat faggot ever.

  • fricking funny!!!

  • Please do not buy, is too uld

  • haha @ "girl says cunt on today show" on the side bar! I love how thats related to Loius C.K.

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  • Just to play devil's advocate; how come no one accuses Louis of stealing this joke even though Jim Gaffigan did a very similar joke about Cinnabon before Louis did? I don't think Louis stole this joke, but why does he get a free pass, but not not Dane Cook?

  • @grayshorts is dane bald? naw. respect your elders cuz

  • @grayshorts because people believe Louis Ck is not a douche.

  • @grayshorts they both did sets about cinabon, but they have different jokes and punchlines. dane cook plagarizes almost word for word.

  • @grayshorts The jokes are about the same subject, but Louis has completely different punchlines.. you'd never hear Jim Gaffigan talk about drinking jizz or eating fat faggot treat. Louis is all original.

  • there's no way it's not hot cum

  • hes fucking hilarious

  • so fuckin joke's.

  • I LOVE THIS JOKE!!! Louis CK is undoubtedly the funniest man alive!! Maybe even the funniest man that has ever lived...

  • @Anubis54XX yess

  • just watched this while eating a cinnabon.

  • I still like Jim Gaffigan's version

  • @thebigcheesymac then go watch his video....

  • I work at Cinnabon aha

  • Louie CK was born Szekely and was born in D.C. but lived in Mexico til he was seven! Spanish was his original language! What the fuck? I didn't know who this guy was.

  • 1 fat faggot treat please

  • @amacdonald27 you want the hot jizz with that?

  • @altoid2k4 YES with the hot cum sauce.

  • 6 people like Cinnabon.

  • hahaha i love cinabons!!!

  • i like jim gaffigan's version better

  • Haha this is still my favourite segment of his :) I wonder if after this any Cinnabon outlets have had anyone asking for a "fat faggot treat with the jizzy hot cum"?

  • Is it just me or does anyone else feel like eating a cinnabon after this video?

  • Oh. My. God.

  • 6 People have never had a fat faggot treat.

  • Kind of want a fat faggot treat now ...

    Just to know what it is.

  • i havent had one in 10 years

  • I had one today I hate myself :D

  • Ha ha ha!! This is so funny, fat faggot. Ha ha!!

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  • @zandaz3 Nobody WANTS a cinnabon.

  • @zandaz3 Really? That's a bummer. What country do you live in?

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  • @zandaz3 Damn I'm sorry to hear about all that. Hopefully you relocate to a less miserable place in the future. Anyways what good American eating spots do you guys have in Ireland?

  • I used to work at Cinnabon and I find this hilarious.

  • HIGH glycemic reality

  • jizzy hot syrup rofl.

  • if it's of any concern to you at all whether or not he's slandering cinnabon, you probably shouldn't bother watching Louis CK stand up. Instead, you should sit alone, in a darkened room binging on cinnabons, attempting to get your priorities in order. You fat faggot treat defending moron.

  • Did he come to Aruba or something?!

  • welcome to youtube, where degenerates can argue about whether or not a comic is slandering a Cinnabon

  • Only fat faggots actually care whether he's slandering cinnabon or not. Enjoy the freaking joke.

  • @caitlintroll wanna fight me? cuz if we was in prison i'd make u my bitch

  • cinnabon slandering alert!!! hahaha who are you people

  • for someone who works at a cinnabon. hes just about right. This was amazing, too funny. But the only thing is I work at a cinnabon in Canada....most of the people who do line up are small Asian people, that's kinda messed up.

    but still really funny.

  • "Yeah.Gimme a fat faggot treat please....Yeah with hot cum.Dude.I don't care"

  • I like reading the comments. Some of y'all r passionate about nothing. This was plain funny. How the phuck do u slander a cinnabon? Everything he said to me is truely funny. I hope no cinnabon took any offense the next time I go to the bakery I will check. Cinnabon Slander OMG!

  • 4 out of 5 dentists who disliked this video did so by mistake. The 5th one has no sense of humor.

  • he is a fucking genius and this is his best bit of all, in my opinion

  • yeah with the hot cum

  • "I need some food 'cuz I might be trapped in the sky forever."

    Oh lord.

  • I love that fat faggot.

  • seeing all these manmen ads dont make me want to watch it

  • haha, "I am, I'm a fat faggot"

  • I have seriously seen this clip at least a few hundred times and it still cracks me up every time rofl

  • CK stands for Cinnabon Killer

  • @powermasterjazz epic success

  • @powermasterjazz CK looks like a man sideways

    

  • Well at LAX where I think he's talking about, is like the only place I eat cinnabons :D And yes I do have that feeling "Ah shit i'm gonna eat a cinnabon" I'm not fat though :(

  • Cinnabons are too intense. I can eat, maybe, one a year. Yeah, they taste great, but it's like a complete overload of sweetness and cinnamon. Once I get it out of my system that one time a year, I don't need to have one again for a long, long time.

  • "You decide whether we're gonna be in the paper tomorrow...but that shit is goin' in my FACE!"

  • 2 people are fat faggots

  • never been in the united state, never even saw nor heard about that food, and still i'm laughing like crazy for the 10th time while watching this

  • this guy literally describes the worst situations you could ever imagine, like eating an old cinnabon after you come off a plane. ugh how embarrassing and uncomfortable

  • i regretfully enjoy "fat faggot treats" and the "hot cum" is indeed the best part of it...

    *sigh* and i think saying: "no homo" is just irrelevant at this point LoL. hilarious.

  • it's self-deprecation, he's making fun of himself, how is that obnoxious? He's actually the only comic I know of that ISN'T obnoxious because he doesn't act like he's hot shit or that he knows everything in the world.

  • hahahaha i love trolls

  • Lol im about to pop some frozen cinnabon rolls in the oven.

  • People I've reached a conclusion. No one feed the troll.

  • @Spozb0d no they do not "have to" be fat you idiot. i just hate this asswipe of a comedian. he's not even funny.

  • @habs4life9 why the fuck are you looking up his vids, then?!

  • @Grant691 to rant about how he's not a funny comedian. all comedians who aren't funny should be shot.

  • @habs4life9 i feel bad for your personality type just because you cant enjoy this.

  • hey guys: everbody arguing about the word faggot: watch the whole show, there is a context to it. ah fuck who am i kidding. youtube comments are the worst.

  • 1:10 lol "even if you have a vagina you're a man if you eat a cinnabon"

  • Fuck off, Louis! I love Cinnabon! I always anticipate it.

  • LOL FAT FAGGOT TREAT.

  • lol i saw a cinnabon joke by Jim Gaffigan, and Louis CK's joke is MUCH BETTER

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  • whos the one asshole out of 32,000 people who disliked this....you just kill yourself

  • louis ck is great but i fucking love cinnabon!

  • 3:32 ... "just gimme the ... oooo ... with my eyes closed" hahaha

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  • @habs4life9 lol wtf haha i hope ur being sarcastic

  • @punjabistan01 no, i fucking hate this idiot for slandering a company that doesn't deserve this kind of slander. the snackfood industry is tough to survive in and cinnabon has done it. i don't know their profit margins but they are still in business and it's a sizeable chain. why the hell is this idiot slandering them because, according to him, everyone who eats there is a depressed loser?

  • @habs4life9 What slander? It's just a joke. Also, could you please phrase your anger in a smarter manner next time? Thanks in advance.

  • @ruff1298 what do you mean "a smarter manner?" just because i put profanity in my posts it doesn't mean i'm not smart. in fact you're an ignorant dumbass for believing something like that.

  • @habs4life9 You insulted me, Louis CK, and the guy before me several times and it wasn't even a smart insult. It sounded like something a raging man would do, and as we all know, rage doesn't mean smart.

  • @ruff1298 yeah well i insult pretty much everyone who doesn't agree with me on youtube. sometimes quite nastily. but it's because i'm so obviously RIGHT and anyone who argues is a dumbass who is deluded and not intelligent enough to see things for what they really are.

  • @habs4life9 You go enjoy your opinion then.

  • @habs4life9: Are you sincerely this daft? Does anybody ever really "deserve" slander? Not really. But we do it anyways, and we have it done to us, too. We've all been the butt of the joke and the speaker of the joke. And, wait...why exactly do I even need to be explaining this to you? The company wasn't even the butt of the joke! Louis was mocking the situation and his pathetic love of junk food, not criticizing the people who sell it to him.

    You're not "right", you're an arrogant dipshit.

  • @habs4life9. Your comment is not worthy of comment. I cannot believe how incredibly dumb you are. I know I'm trying but there are really no words to describe your stupidity. I can't believe you have somehow found access to the internet and are able to type.

  • @habs4life9. If you are so smart. Why have you not noticed that he is not slandering "Cinnabon" the company?

  • @bhorneman indirectly, he is. directly he is trashing the customers at cinnabon. but in turn, declaring that cinnabon caters only to depressed losers IS effectively slandering the company and its product. do you know every time i pass by a cinnabon now this prick's face pops into my mind? he's probably cost the company a ton of business worldwide, because idiots see this shit and say "oh i'm not going there, i'm no depressed fat loser!" i'd like to see how he does in the snackfood industry.

  • @habs4life9 That is pretty funny. I don't eat at Cinnabon so much just because I know how bad it is for me. It is a once in a blue moon treat and his words had nothing to do with putting in that category. Seriously, if you want a Cinnabon and have a decent relationship with food you'll just eat it but not every day. You'd also notice that what he says isn't true, as there are always a variety of people in line looking chipper as hell to get that doughy sweet goodness (nothing like jism). haha

  • @habs4life9 are you seriously posting this shit on a goddamn youtube video. look at how wrong you are about everything, just look at it!

  • @habs4life9

    I would totally go and eat at Cinnabon just because Louis CK eats there

    soooo it's not really slander is it? not if the person STILL eats there after admitting how bad it is for him

  • @bhorneman yes ...he did. He started his sentence with "I eat high octane crap", and then started talking about how he goes to cinnabon, and how shameful it is. Thats slandering if you ask me.

  • @NikLust1. Believe whatever you want. I can't change that. I don't want to change that. He is a comedian. Essentially this is self-mockery.

  • @bhorneman I dont think calling Cinnabon, "high octane crap" is self mockery. To me it sounds like he is calling cinnabon, high octane crap. Which is slanderous.

  • @NikLust1

    That's not what slander is. You should probably read more.

  • @dntwryaboutthegov dictionary.referencedotcom/bro­wse/slander Here, that's a link to the definition of slander. He talks about the line at a cinnabon line, "hot cum" "Fat miserable people" "High octane crap" I feel stupid for even responding to you.

  • @NikLust1

    You should feel stupid. The great thing about the English language is that so many things are implicit depending on context, like for example - a comedian telling a joke in a comedy club is probably not making serious pronouncements about a company's business practices or the content of their food. In no uncertain terms, this is no slander. Not even close to slander. Please go take a long walk off a short dock, you are a fucking idiot.

  • @dntwryaboutthegov You're clearly undermining what he is saying first off being "slanderous" or to "slander" is to create false information to weaken something or someones reputation, for example. Context aside, when Louis CK refers to Cinnabon as "high octane crap" and that the only people who go there are fat miserable people, thats slanderous you fucking imbecile. He is clearly making a lie that totally inflicts their reputation. Comedy or not. Take your computer and throw it out the window

  • @NikLust1

    I stopped reading after "context aside"

    Moron.

  • @NikLust1

    If you take out context, you take out the fact that it is a JOKE/OPINION, you fucking retard. If you take out that kernel, then you ignore the fact that such statements CANNOT, BY LAW be considered defamation. Please shut the fuck up.

  • @dntwryaboutthegov Jokes are still slanderous, you fucking idiot. Do you go to school? What country are you from? Yes, you stopped reading, there's a surprise. It seems reading for you is an astronomical challenge.

  • @NikLust1

    Uh, yeah, nice one. 10th grader detected. Go find one example of a court ruling in favor of your view. Go spend about 5 minutes reading about slander in the US, which is where the comedian and cinnabon are from. Stupid fucking hoser.

  • @NikLust1 Funny, have you ever heard of something called moral rights? Any trademark or entity with copyright has it. Moral rights provide protection to your reputation so no one can be opprobrious or maim your identity. Joking or not, comedians in the past have been sued for violating moral rights with out approval. Seriously dude, you're ignorant as fuck. You're probably just trolling me.

  • @NikLust1

    Good luck proving that his joke caused damages to Cinnabon. HURR DURRRR moron.

  • @NikLust1

    Please provide one example of that ever happening in the United States, and a company/entity being awarded money for damages because of said defamation. If you can't do that, kill yourself.

  • @habs4life9 you know, being one of the smartest people on youtube is about as impressive as being one of the skinniest girls at fat camp

  • @habs4life9 louis ck is the funntiest of comedians

  • @carthag no he's fucking not assface. you must be a low-brow low-IQ type who thinks excessive swearing is funny and anything less than the foulest language is too "tame" for you. if you can't appreciate eloquence without profanity, that says something about your intelligence level. listen to comedians who can actually string sentences together without interspersing vulgarities into them.

  • @habs4life9 well i guess you got me. astute! but seriously, youre wrong. sorry about that.

  • @carthag you said he was the best comedian. i assume this means the best in the world. i said he's not. i am not "wrong" when i say he's not the best comedian in the world. this is not established fact and therefore cannot be right or wrong, it is only opinion. maybe you should look up what "right" and "wrong" actually mean you moron. since it is only opinion, the opinion of the smarter person is worth more. i have no doubt that i'm smarter than you, so my opinion is worth more.

  • @habs4life9 no he is objectively the best, look it up

  • @habs4life9 I never met anyone on you tube so yes you are the smartest

  • @habs4life9 "actually i'm one of the smartest people you'll ever meet on youtube..." followed by a huge fuck up LMAOOOO.

    You fucking idiot, he's talking about the product called Cinnabon, not the company... try listening to the clip first, before typing redundant, inane shit.

    P.S. When you're self-promoting your intellectual capacity, you're just making a fool out of yourself. It just makes you look like an arrogant, self-righteous dick.

  • @mel577 don't nitpick you moron, the company is based on the one product and you know it. if he's slandering the product it MEANS he's slandering the company, because this particular company is based around ONE PRODUCT.

  • @habs4life9 Have you ever actually watched comedy? you remind me of the lady from the video "Louis CK And Buzzkillingtons"

  • @kh2freek yes and i most likely know more about comedy than you do, unless you're particularly geeky about comedy. and i'm talking comicon-level geekiness. if you're just a regular guy who watches comedy to laugh, then you don't know more than i do.

  • @habs4life9 well if you like comedy so much, why are you offended by a joke slandering someone (if it is in fact slandering)? Comedians insult things CONSTANTLY.

  • @habs4life9 the more you reply to this guy the more secure he feels about his life, stop replying to his comments, the way i am doing to explain this to you, hes a troll, you dont feed trolls, you just sit there and smile and watch them roll around in the mud, not fight the pointless fight of a troll. there should be a slogan for this kind of thing

  • @habs4life9 hahah wow

  • @habs4life9 You're not supposed to be offended by a joke, you dick.

  • @cimerax it isn't i who is offended fuckface, i said cinnabon doesn't deserve that kind of slander. go back to grade school and review your reading comprehension.

  • @habs4life9 "Fuckface" is an insult that would be used by one who id still in grade school. Nice job, dude. That really showed how many working brain cells you really have.

    And rather than just laugh, you find it necessary to bitch that you think he's slandering a company. Just... wow...

  • @cimerax no i call people fuckface over youtube all the time. you're an idiot if you take that as evidence that i am in grade school. do you know at all how to find reliable evidence? is that how you would find sources for a paper? retard.

  • @habs4life9 I never said I thought you were still in grade school, I said that "fuckface" is a grade school insult.

  • @habs4life9 So? CK is just a comedian trying to make it. The standup comedy industry is a fucking shark tank, him still touring shows he has a fucking product. You're a fucking moron

  • @Grant691 he didn't need to be this obnoxious and slander cinnabon which did nothing to him.

  • @habs4life9 you're slandering him. What'd he do to you? Have a different opinion?

  • @habs4life9 FAT ASS

  • @soccadude123 actually i never eat at cinnabon, to be totally honest i've probably had cinnabon fewer than 5 times in my entire life. i don't hate this because i'm a fan of cinnabon, i hate it because of how fucking obnoxious he is when he talks about it. this is nothing but slander and libel from an obnoxious pudgy twat who isn't funny.

  • @habs4life9 something can't be slander and libel at the same time, they're 2 different things legally. If ur gonna troll, be right in what ur saying. Also, it can't be slander OR libel because it's a joke. In order for it to be considered either slander or libel, there has to be reasonable expectation that what he said would be damaging to whatever he was talking about, i.e. people taking it seriously and believing it. But no one does, cause it's a joke.

  • @habs4life9 lol . . . I hope that was a joke.