"M a s t u r b a t i o n " - *Official Music Video* (Trike)

[SGR1000]

Haha great stuff :)

[DezzyRayAttack]

OOMG!!! Aden did a hand clap here!!! This song made me want to dance & not masturbate, to be honest lol :)

[JiaIreland]

LOL WTF THIS IS BEYOND FUNNY LIKE REALLY THEY MADE A SONG ABOUT PLAYING WITH YOURSELF WOW

[spy0time]

i love this soo much

[tricie3991]

hahahahahah!!! i do it like everyday;) hahahaha tumbs up if u do it to:)))))

[DREDD2001AD]

lol This Should Have A Billion Hits And Thumbs Up.

Thumbs Up.

Bubble Love XXX

[quirkjerks]

LOVE IT! Faved it so hard. It's okay though, I used lube. :p

[MrMobilemechanic]

I gotta watch this every few days, just epic!! Stephen, and Xania should get an award this!!  Funniest thing ever!! Great work!!!!

[stephenpaultaylor]

@MrMobilemechanic Thank you so much!!!

[TheYoubobble]

im gonna flag this under THE AWESOMEST THING EVA!!!

[corle1]

Thumbs if you masturbated to the hot Asians in this video.

[DixieAbiter]

I listened to your very nice song about masturbation, but unfortunately I couldn't watch it because I shamefully went blind in my youth.

Sorry gotta go now, there's something I gotta do...

[crazy1111111111]

This song NEVER gets old!

[kiimee123]

LOL this is funny:L

[Tarclasp]

Funny!! Makes me laugh. Ha Ha Ha

[CondemnedByCookies]

This is like the 100 time ive seen this vid lol so awesome

[bobbiec3]

I masturbated to this video, that chick zani or whatever is hot as hell

[odin422]

@bobbiec3 well done.

[SkidRowRadio]

yo victor! its oojamaflipper.. i got hacked.. could u replace the link for my channel with this one? cheers!!!

XD

[72daystar]

That was a treat. I can't believe there are so many people who are that uptight about masturbation. Especially the ones who 1. Read the title. 2. still decided to watch. & 3. Watched it until it got to the part depicting Jesus before they decided it was offensive to them. To these people I grant one guiltless masturbation session, which is just what they need. Stroke it long and slow. Peace!

[geert574]

this is just great to listen to once and again!! love the lyrics, they're movie material; at work it makes me drool, I was just cleaning it..HI_LA_RI OUS!! congrats

[thisnameistolong1]

damm the flaggers

[stephenpaultaylor]

@thisnameistolong1 yeah, they're going to hell

[stephenpaultaylor]

@ignoranx yeah, no sense if you don't understand english or humour or subtext or anything

[TheHeavyHit]

has anyone seen "Idiocracy??" This is the same sht that those people would watch........the amount of ppl who like this is kinda scary

[stephenpaultaylor]

@TheHeavyHit the amount of people who banged your mom is scary

[Bigred17756]

@TheHeavyHit So because some people have a different sense of humor then you they are idiots.

[cecilia499a]

LOL

[thetruthergirls]

Hell Yeahhhhh! lol

[stephenpaultaylor]

@thetruthergirls ;) all for your viewing pleasure

[DJZilos]

Trike Rocks.

People need to learn how to form sentences correctly before starting a grammar battle.

:)

[MrMobilemechanic]

I just put a link to this on my Website. Hope you dont mind. Great Vid. You rock Trike!!

[stephenpaultaylor]

@MrMobilemechanic Thanks matey. Sub us too if ya like ;)

[tricie3991]

i LOVE it!!!!!! haha!

[stephenpaultaylor]

@tricie3991 thank youuu

sub our channel if you want more more MORE

[see4ward]

How awesome is this vid!! Can anyone say TRIKE sandwich..wait...WHAT?? hahaa....Thanks for the opportunity to be in this awesome collab!!

[stephenpaultaylor]

@see4ward Thank YOU for being amazing

[SuZeeTV]

Wow 14000 hits, thats awesome!!

[chrisplus23]

14,001 ^^ hooray for celebrating the simple joys of life

[stephenpaultaylor]

i mean 14000

[stephenpaultaylor]

33 away from 1400 hits

[kabukigang777]

i regreting masturbation because its destroying my name as person thats my vice i like to stop it but its hard

[WOHLF1]

THIS IS AWESOME!!!

[Wiiuser15]

2:06 epic face

[twochicks23]

Too bad it was flagged the first time. i really loved it alot. So i have to say: GOOD JOB FOR STICKIN IT TO THE MANNN!!!

[Wendy13]

Hahahaha I love you guys.

[MrMobilemechanic]

You guys Rock!! Great Song. Is it on your CD? Need a copy, and now know what everyone gets for Christmas! :-) Thanks, and keep up the Great Work!!

[crazy1111111111]

I always end my day with this song...I had it stuck in my head even though I barely know any of the words :-( I NEED LYRICS!

[SelectCircle]

What guilt-ridden hypocrite flagged this masterpiece?

[MegaManXRockMan]

Awesome vid sir. Flagged!? That's lame.

[SupaaFx]

Think this is hilarious tbh..

[stephenpaultaylor]

@hunryhakujin That makes my heart glow with happiness

[crazy1111111111]

I can't clap my hands...one of them is busy doing something :-/

[panthercat38]

I'm clapping my hands...right now... O.o XDD

[37thBlitz]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL THIS VIDEO

[stephenpaultaylor]

@37thBlitz Thanks yo ;)

[DREDD2001AD]

lol they removed my ( stuck on you song )

Over 30.000 views and they pulled it off you-tube.

As for Christians well they almost destroyed my band.

They stopped production of our first album. Cost me over £7.000 in late and re-set up fees.

What did we ever d to them. nothing.

Thumbs up to you

[see4ward]

@DREDD2001AD What album was it? I'd love to see it.

[DREDD2001AD]

@see4ward You can find the song in my videos, its called Someone else's wife.

Enjoy

[Pooobaihr23]

LOL FACEBOOKED IT TOO XD

[Pooobaihr23]

LOL this video made my morning *throwing this on twitter and liked*

[stephenpaultaylor]

@Pooobaihr23 awesome. thanks a LOT

[ThoseLatinoKids]

hm, that was really original.. nice job (: too bad some people don't have that sense of humour.

and yeah, some lyrics would be quite good.

[xaniathecoolest]

@ThoseLatinoKids Thanks man. Yeah, bunch of prudes if you ask me. It's a freakin song... it's meant to be funny, but this world is full of people without sense's of humour, unfortunately.

[krumbine]

Victor nuding it up and a masturbating Jesus .... my life is complete!

[geert574]

absolutely-fucking fantastic!!! this would kick ass at festivals, and elder lesbiennes meeting centres:) 

[stephenpaultaylor]

@geert574 hahaha.  thanks man

[crazy1111111111]

I have to listen to this song at least once a day lol...I need lyrics though...

[denitson777]

superman step aside masturbation man is here to kick ass or ball or vaginas lol

[stephenpaultaylor]

@denitson777 hells yeah.

[chelsea]

very cool stephen and xania :p

[stephenpaultaylor]

@chelsea thanks chelsea ;) i just wish they didn't flag it... bastards.

[2GOWHeadshot]

wow i made a clapping video and i didnt get in the video );

[trikeisawesome]

@2GOWHeadshot were you the guy with the hat?

[2GOWHeadshot]

@trikeisawesome nope this is alecraytv (;

[trikeisawesome]

@2GOWHeadshot what? you have another account?

[tailwip97]

IS THERE ANYWER WERE WE CAN DOWNLOAD THIS SONG PLS REPLY

[subcribingmachine]

BTW: It's flagged because of the sex toys at 2:26

[stephenpaultaylor]

@subcribingmachine how do you know why it's flagged?

[subcribingmachine]

@stephenpaultaylor Because sex toys aren't allowed in videos. I know, it's fucking retarded. I still loved your video, keep up the great work:)

[stephenpaultaylor]

@subcribingmachine That IS retarded... borderline demented. YT can be really lame and conservative in sum respects... that's pretty ridiculous. some guy said the jesus was also probably a big reason.

[subcribingmachine]

@stephenpaultaylor I agree, it's bullshit. But if it was because of the Jesus thing, then that is retarded as FUCK!

[kookiemoose]

You guys really keep outdoing yourselves. Another great video/song. Adorable (in a dark twisted sort of way): )

[LostBelowLife]

i aint no extremist... but the direct disrespect to Christianity on this video has made me from a big fan, 2 /unsubscribed ...put a picture of Jesus on a masturbation video? thats blunt disrespect... and this video is fucking flagged cause of strong sexual content you idiots! -Nudity is not the only form of sexual content

[subcribingmachine]

@Gimmeabreakman round of applause!

[LostBelowLife]

@Gimmeabreakman people been jacking off forever, its not about if he did its about the principal of respect and disrespect, George Washington jacked off to, did they mention that in the history books? fuck no  i wonder why... and im not hating.. i loved the video, hated the disrespect

[stephenpaultaylor]

@LostBelowLife yeah and hey, thanks for flagging it. now only eighteen and over can watch it and we have no chances of having this go viral. OH and Bundang Bear is right, your grammar is terrible. Typical.

[Gunterrr]

@LostBelowLife i didn't read every comment anyway, i understand what you are saying but i don't see anything so disrespectful it's just a joke! he didn't want to offend 

[chrisplus23]

@LostBelowLife stop being so ..lost below life. Get your head out of your ass,wake up! it's a basic human impulse. 

[Gimmeabreakman]

@ignoranx

I've read your comment.

I could not understand it.

Ah, but then I see your user name.

Yes, consistency is a good quality.

[stephenpaultaylor]

@ignoranx Absolutely NO sense whatsoever... wow.

[deafomega]

@LostBelowLife you are a tool, Christians are the biggest blasphemy to Jesus and his work.

you all follow blindly, and most of you never stop to question the true origins, or the real interpretation. The only time you open your mouth is to speak some ignorant sheeple BAAAAAAAA!

[LostBelowLife]

@deafomega your talking of christian extremist i don't blindly follow shit

your a fool to even think u know the first fucking thing about me 

[deafomega]

@LostBelowLife YOU ARE=You're not YOUR

you act like an extremist, and flagging this video is not helping prove otherwise

[stephenpaultaylor]

@deafomega amen, brutha. THUMBS down to douchebags like that guy

[LostBelowLife]

@deafomega  I didn't flag the video, it was flagged when i watched it, and if i sound like an extremist u have no idea what an extremist is

[CMEM1]

@LostBelowLife just remember ... Heaven is a zipper away ! you got to pull out your paw and play ! 

[LostBelowLife]

@CMEM1 lol

[Gunterrr]

i'm christian and personally i love this video , you should learn to take things and life less seriously guys enjoy instead of trolling videos because of your stupid BIG MORALITY ! i know YOU DO IT , yes you do it because everybody does it even priests do it !!!!!!

[LostBelowLife]

@Gunterrr you have no idea what ur talking about, i said in a comment that i enjoyed the video.. hell i loved it... but once it got to the 2 minuet mark and they start putting Jesus into a masturbation video? who cares if Jesus or i do it or a fucking priest did or didn't thats very disrespectful, u can stand for that... i wont

[BobChaos23]

@LostBelowLife So you think Jesus never spanked it? LOL

[Aquelzor]

@LostBelowLife You are living in a lie stupid christian.

[LostBelowLife]

@Aquelzor prove it? u cant prove what you say any more than i can

[BlakeLBoggs]

@LostBelowLife

Your god so weak that he need you to flag an afront to him?

If this silly litle video is of any offense to an all knowing, all powerful, and all loving god then "he" needs a fucking ball check and a pointed finger at the third world.

Which would contridicted the all powerful and all knowing part,

the all loving part too, if you think about it.

[LostBelowLife]

@BlakeLBoggs lol way 2 take a comment out of context, you have no idea what i was talking about in that comment....  i DIDNT flag anything it was flagged by the time i watched it, every one was asking why it was flagged.. so i provided an answer ANNNND u see the word god used and suddenly you are spamming the insults... IMO ur rash and pathetic

[draggt03]

Who in their right mind would flag this video..Its freaking amazing.

[Mumusthereal]

@draggt03 probably a muslim

[sonicnblaze33]

@Mumusthereal

nope sorry im muslim and i dont really give a shit if this song is about masturbation. heck i even masturbate at times

[stephenpaultaylor]

@draggt03 Thanks a lot, dude ;)  Subscribe to our channel too if ya like

[DJZilos]

I love this :D so many views so far... glad to have been a part of it :D

[trishnfish69]

well I like the video..Any future ones let me know.

[stephenpaultaylor]

@trishnfish69 Subscribe to us and you'll get lots more ;)

[karbanatek99]

We have to make it popular, all over the internet world !!!

[stephenpaultaylor]

@karbanatek99 yes yes YES

[ScentedNectar]

It was great masturbating with Trike and Chef Buck and Mr.Stripyhead and all those other people. I`ve never done that with so many people before, heheh. :)

How come it says it was flagged? It seems to be there right now.

[xaniathecoolest]

@ScentedNectar Yay!! Thanks for taking part!!! Flagged means that only people over 18 can watch the vid. So if you're over 18 and logged into youtube, then it'll play for you. If you don't have a yt account, or are under 18, then you can't watch it. We have a plan B though, we're still working it out...

[ScentedNectar]

@xaniathecoolest Maybe redirection videos to other channels where it's mirrored but not yet flagged? Not that it would stay unflagged for long though, if someone already did that to the original.

[BobChaos23]

@ScentedNectar You know that you show at at 2:23 ....dont think I didn't notice that 23 there....HAWT! *proceeds to follow song lyric's instructions mercilessly*

;-D

[ScentedNectar]

@BobChaos23 I should do that soon too. I haven't yet today, and it's already mid-morning. :)

I still have to put that coincidentally number-23-related recipe onto a video one of these days. The first one had the wrong setting and was blurry.

[YTwatchdawg]

I always say, no one touches me like I touch me!

[stephenpaultaylor]

@YTwatchdawg That's what makes it so beautiful. Self love.

[CondemnedByCookies]

This song is so awesome! So catchy , i keep on singing it to myself even though i get looks lol >.> <3

[bundangbear]

TRIKE 4 LYFYE YO!

[bundangbear]

Victor, WHY was this vid flagged? There's not a hint of nudity. Is there anything I can do as a a partner to help?

[Gimmeabreakman]

@bundangbear

Just spread the word, man. I've contacted youtube, but no help. PeterCoffin has helped most of all by just giving me good ideas of options. Stay tuned.

[LostBelowLife]

@bundangbear yo man, this video is flagged cause it contains strong sexual content... i wouldn't let my kids watch this neither....

[bundangbear]

@LostBelowLife Well, Lost, I wouldn't let my kids see your horrendous grammar, but that's just me! See, it's all relative, hermano!

[stephenpaultaylor]

@LostBelowLife drawings of genitalia. people clearly pretending to wack it.  BIG DEAL... oh so offensive. And I agree, your grammar is horrendous.

[LostBelowLife]

@stephenpaultaylor you grammar is no better then mine, so STFU and i could give a fuck about the pictures of genitalia, people were commenting on why the video was flagged, its result of sexual content... guna insult my grammar? what are u a 1st grade teacher? go back 2 ur momy

[stephenpaultaylor]

@LostBelowLife 'Mommy' is spelt with two 'm's. I think instead of 'you grammar' you meant to say 'your grammar'. 'Guna' is spelt 'gonna'. 'Its' is possessive, so it should be 'It's', with an apostrophe. Yes, your grammar is awful. No, mine is not as bad as yours because, unlike you, I am educated. Furthermore, I am able to understand humour and wouldn't flag a video for 'sexual content' when it is just an amusing, fun, inoffensive video. Consider yourself pwnd, bitch.

[redfluffykins]

67 people saw Jesus with hustler and Vaseline got angry... Get over it already!!

[vanchronos]

Whenever I do it I think about Xania playing a glockenspiel really, really hard ... naked!

[ThaBasementBoys]

I'm going to masterbate to this song

[stephenpaultaylor]

@ThaBasementBoys That's the spirit

[bowlingballout]

Trike is in heavy rotation on my iPod.



[stephenpaultaylor]

@bowlingballout I <3 you, man ;)

[crazy1111111111]

Is there any possible way to get the lyrics?

[DaronMalakianss]

lol funny guys! I don't know why it was flagged

[scottblanch]

this video  is so fuckin' awesome,amazing

[willtthorne]

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[YaMiLyTu]

yo lo vi el mismo dia que lo subierón fui como el quinto xDD

[mohawkgarry]

Sadly I will have to wait till December, No Fap November is in full swing (no pun intended) and after 2 weeks without it would seem a shame to waste the effort.

[ThisAccountIsEpic]

This is taking MASTURBATION to a whole new level XD

[stephenpaultaylor]

@OMegaGod00 One is the son of one of our fans.  The other is our roommate's baby. The topic isn't that mature. Think about it, human beings touch themselves since they're small and usually masturbate since they're around 11

[JohnXSuicide]

65 PEOPLE DONT MASTURBATE

[stephenpaultaylor]

@JohnXSuicide HAHAHAHA you rock

[JohnXSuicide]

@stephenpaultaylor wow man i just found out who u are i fucking love you ure videos are hilarious. i just commented ure this vid i didnt even know who made it

[stephenpaultaylor]

@JohnXSuicide you're fucking awesome. thank you!!!

[nilesblvd]

i love that mormon picture of jesus you used!!! lmfao i was raised mormon too

[stephenpaultaylor]

@nilesblvd actually, I was raised fundie christian ;) but met plenty of mormons in my life

[DREDD2001AD]

How the hell did this get 65 thumbs down.

This is Quality

lol I wish I thought of it first.

[stephenpaultaylor]

@DREDD2001AD Hahaha. Thanks

[starberry2947]

OMG LMAO XD

[stephenpaultaylor]

@starberry2947 xD

[panthercat38]

Like the new Safety Dance XDD

[stephenpaultaylor]

@panthercat38 I <3 the Safety Dance

[SecurityHubert]

MASTURBATION!!!!

[RMSanford]

Soooo awesome. :)

[killzone2621]

WTF hahaha

[TheExsanguiNation]

I seriously can not stop watching this video! I will never get it out of my head!...... I like it. ^_^

[stephenpaultaylor]

@TheExsanguiNation yay ;)

[MewesK]

crazy, weird, i like! (cercl)

[oojamaflipper]

flagged? say wut?! show some frickin sense youtube!

[BobChaos23]

@oojamaflipper 2:38 ....cheeky monkey!  =P

[oojamaflipper]

@BobChaos23 and they call me 'anti'

lulzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[BobChaos23]

@oojamaflipper terminology is...complicated. Much like politics. O_o