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  • My guess is they commissioned the writer from the shining to write this stuff up

  • Holy poop!

    It's the gay guy from Best In Show!

  • Eric Clapton had that same procedure, and look how it worked out for him. AWESOME! Although there's no morel to my statement. I'm just expressing a point of view.

  • I eat, so I can poop, so I can eat more, so I can poop, so I can eat more, so I can poop, so I can eat more, so I can poop, so I can eat more, so I can poop, so I can eat more, so I can poop, so I can eat more, so I can poop, so I can eat more

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  • If u think about it this really is how cocaine works

  • Coke sucks without heroin.

  • OT, but is that a young John Michael Higgins?

  • I fap, so I could get harder, so I can fap, so I could get harder.......

  • Does anyone out there remember a cocaine PSA from around 1987 or so showing a young businessman-type sitting alone in an office. He pulls a gun out of a drawer, loads it with a bullet, point the gun to his head, and then the camera freezes on that image as a voiceover says "Cocaine. It can cost you your brain." I'd love to see that one get uploaded here soon.

  • Don't do coke...just drink till you puke :)

  • i do coke......so i can work longer........so i can earn more........ so i can pay for cheap coke and in the end still have money to live..

  • its called chasing the dragon

  • This shit is true man. I was just working to support my addiction but I'm glad Jesus helped me kick this shit and start smoking weed again

  • All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

  • "Cocaine is a hell of a drug"

  • Coca Cola is a hell of a drug man.

  • Now it's meth

  • "I go to work, to make money, to buy gas, so I can go to work, to make money, so I can buy gas, so I can go to work, to make money, so I can buy gas, so I can go to work, to make money, so I can buy gas,..."

  • Just hit the nail in the head brother.

  • I work longer....so I can earn more....so I can eat more....so I can work longer....

    Oh wait. I guess the cycle applies to anything.

  • I don't do coke, but I still work longer so I can earn more. Same vicious cycle, just without the coke.

  • This ad's message is do coke, go to Work, earn money repeat. You end up repeating the cycle if you use cocaine. Cocaine is hype, not happening.

  • /watch?v=IjHjRc5dukU

  • I always found this psa to be rather creepy. It is the music at the end.

  • I watch Total Drama...so I can be happy...so I can watch more Total Drama...so I can chase me some rainbows!! :D

  • NOOOORRRMAAAN JAYYYDEN!

  • I don't do coke so i can work normally, and work normally. and work normally then eventually earn a pension and realize I have wasted my whole life trying to earn a pension.

  • I do coke so I can work longer, so I can earn more, so I can do more coke so I can work longer, so I can earn more, so I can do more coke so I can work longer, so I can earn more,

    then walk in circles

    then teleport

  • I smoke weed so I can... get high. Then I smoke weed to... get high.

  • I do Stitch and stuff... so I can work better... so I can get more skills... so I can do more Stitch and stuff... so I can work better... so I can get more skills... so I can do more Stitch and stuff... so I can work better... so I can get more skills... so I can do more Stitch and stuff...so I can do etc. etc. etc. Phshew. I practically Stitch myself into a coma. I'm 626'd and practically screwed. *headdesk*

  • @GaryTheSexOffender (Singing): Iiiii'm always chasing raaaain...bows... LOL,

  • i take sleeping pills so i can sleep, so i can take sleeping pills, so i can sleep, so i can take sleeping pills....

  • I watch commercials on YouTube, so I can have fun and then do my homework, so I can then watch commercials on Youtube, so I can then have fun and then do my homework, so I can then watch commercials on Youtube, so I can have fun and then do my homework, so I can then watch commercials on Youtube...

  • Apparently he's the Flash and he does coke! Look at that super light speed shit he does toward the end! Damn

  • I take prozac so I can let the fluoride attack my brain and turn me into a docile drooling moron so I will fall for this lame commercial and stick to pharmaceuticals.... so the fluoride can attack my brain.

  • I play nazi zombies. I kill zombies. To get points. To buy weapons. To kill zombies. To get points. To buy weapons. To kill zombies.

  • Whats wrong with having good work ethic?

  • Somehow I have the feeling LSD was involved in the making of this video. The writers:

    I take LSD...so I can hallucinate more...so I can write more commercials...so I can earn more!...So I can take more LSD...

  • Lets all do a line so we can walk circles together!

  • I eat so, i can survive, so i can eat.

  • This ad is special coz it shows the endless loop of addiction... You get high, then you crave, you get high again coz you crave, repeat... And its your priority in life, to score one more time. Everytime you say to yourself "this is it, im over with it", the cravings come back after days, weeks, months or years and in a matter of minutes you get back to the point where you started. That;s what this AD is about. Im speaking from my experience so you have right to dissagree with me.

  • I do coke so I can work longer, so I can earn more, so I can do more coke. *Drinks a bottle of Diet Coke* Yeah, that's good Coke. XDD

  • i smoke weed so i can not give a fuck about your anti drug ad.

  • @NapPpkkins147 I smoke weed so i laugh at these commercials haha Good shit

  • people do the same thing with caffeine

  • Is it me or does this ad sound like its actually promoting cocaine?

  • This might be the best drug psa ever

  • Yep I chased rainbow...didn't find a pot of gold.

  • good psa, i don't wanna be like that asshole.

  • Because the only thing people that do coke buy is more coke. Great logic.

  • i do coke so i can stay up all night watching this on repeat

  • that guy needs to get off the charlie sheen

  • @dtpheif He's not a winner, so he's not on Charlie Sheen. lol

  • forget chasing rainbows...im always chasing double rainbows all the way across the sky! So intense!!

  • is that john michael higgins? 

  • this is my moms favorite one she used to tell me about it when i was a kid she thought it was funny this is the first time i saw it

  • The end..... wow.

  • Sounds good to me... If you enjoy coke, work, and money... then all you're doing is working out the most effective system

  • We're all just going around in circles anyway...

  • I take triptocain, so I can calm myself, so I can take triptocain, so I can calm myself...

  • BTW, what version of "I'm always chasing rainbows" plays at the end? Who sang it?

  • Say what you will about other crappy Drug PSAs, but this one always stood out to me. It makes a good point. You get so addicted that you blow all of your money on coke again and again until you die. No one will care that you die, since you might as well have disappeared the second you got addicted.

    This is my favorite PSA, now and forever.

  • Aww.. what a nice PSA... bringing more attention to how stupid, pointless and repitive our lives our...Thank you global economics... for giving me a reason to live....for pieces of paper, with crazy designs and made up value.

  • @DXMagician411 I couldn't help that you could just change the word "coke" for "food" and it sums live up quite nicely :P

  • Apparently coke puts you into a white room and gives you superhuman speed? Nice.

  • @MrMaryJanes and the power of invisibility

  • This guy's trapped in a endless cycle all because of coke...... how sad

    Anyhow, the first time he says "so I can earn more" at the 0:08 to 0:11, he sounds like he has a southern accent for some reason.....

  • This is so stupid, Like an A/A manual.

  • *Sniff* do coke so I can work longer, so I can earn more, so I can do more coke.

  • I just do coke.

  • hmm you can say that for just about anything

  • Wall Street-1989 all the way, baby! 0:03--that's the reason most of those cornballs today are eating out of dumpsters down on Pearl St.. :-)

  • I do not promote drug usage in any shape or form. But what's sad about this is that even when you simply take "so I can do more coke" out of the equation, it leaves most of us in this same sad cycle.

  • when i first saw this i thought me ment do coca cola than i relised he ment cocain

  • Tom Hanks is on fire here.

  • I hate working, Thats why I do heroin.

  • BEEP BEEP!

  • haha thats why the government is behind coke

  • omg you cant tax it

    people would grow there own weed and drugs

    how are you gonna tax peoples own stuff

  • @jrcsgtpeppers You can grow your own tobacco too, yet you don't see people doing that. Tobacco is a shitton easier to grow, as well.

  • @omfgapolarbear but weed > tobacco

  • How many people died of the war on drugs? Probably more than have died from drugs themselves Why let drug cartels get all the money? Tax it.

  • i work so i can make more so i can eat so i can work more so i can eat so i can work more...maybe i should do coke

  • Replace do coke with "buy shit" and you've got yourself the consumerist society we live in today.

  • I pay my electric bill, so I can set my alarm clock, so I can wake up for work, so I can pay my electric bill...

  • is that John Michael Higgins?

  • stay faded

  • You might as well blame this on him living in a consumer capitalistic society. He does coke, so he can work more, so he can earn more money, so he can get a bigger house, so he can afford more things, so he can make other people see him as successful...

  • @celethon

    "So he can get a bigger house."

    What? You think he's just gonna do coke once and that's it? He's not gonna get hooked and just buy more coke? Mhm, my cousin tried the same thing, now he's dead.

  • I do coke, so I can work more, so I can earn more, because coke and hooker prices are inflating, so I work more, so I earn more, so I can get a coke line from a stripper's acne covered crack

  • I do coke.....so I walk around.....so I can repeat myself.....so I can disappear.

  • this video is convincing, but is an intense failure.

    I work, so i can get money, so i can use it on recreation, which keeps up my morale, stopping me from being so bored of life that it becomes pointless, so i can work more. EVERYONE IS CHASING RAINBOWS!

  • All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

  • @Westernden lmao.

  • @Westernden Haha! 

  • coke is bad for you when its cut with the nasty shit your dealer laces it with. i rather get it prescribed by my doctor like millions of americans

  • I work so I can buy a 600w HPS, amazonian like soil mix, and a room humidifier with a built in hygrometer so I can grow coca and synthesize 100% pure cocaine so I have a replenishing source for my cocaine habit that is actually pretty cheap.

    Thats what a intelligent and responsible cocaine addict would say.

  • "I do coke, so I can party longer, so I can drink more... to do more coke"

  • does anyone remember an anti drug commercial that had a big scary fly in the begining? it came out 1990

  • *sssssssniiiiiiiiifffff* Hey, don't fucking look at me. Kermit the Frog and Lavar Burton said rainbows were a good thing. <.<

  • well money has to be be spend on what helps us but the guy shouldve bought less coke or done weed which is WAY more worth your buck..wow my hand feels detached and seems to instinctively be typing on its own

  • i think i get this commercial now. he's in an insane asylum and he's in there doing coke and eventually dies from doing so much coke

  • @silverthehedgielover

    I can only pray that was sarcasm, if not, Darwin was right.

  • @DrPsilocybin wait by sarcasm do u mean my comment or the video?

  • @silverthehedgielover

    Your comment, Im hoping that you don't actually believe people who use cocaine end up in a asylum or dead, cocaine is no more harmful to the body then alcohol.

    If you do believe that then your a moron.

    This commercial represents a cycle of working to get recreational drugs, alot of people live that cycle.

    This is the ONLY drug PSA to have ANY bit of truth in it.

  • @DrPsilocybin oh no i don't believe that i just believe that about the guy using coke in this comercial

  • The government is so hypocritical when making these ads, because they're the biggest drug dealer in the world.

  • @Dgamer21 Yeah, and they're funded by alcohol and tobacco companies..cokes terrible and addictive, but try our crack cancer sticks!!

  • This is the what happens when you're on coke. You're on a never-ending rat race thst never ends.

  • The rat race of doing drugs

  • at least hes part of the work force unlike most junkies

  • I eat...so I can stay alive...so I can go to work...so I can get money...so I can eat...so I can stay alive. Fuck! I'm stuck in a similar situation! Someone help!

  • SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN TO ME LOL

  • You do coke....so you work longer and earn more so you can do more coke.....well then what's the fucking problem???

  • You work that much, and your house is a 10x10 with room?

    some people i just dont understand.

  • I'm glad to see he cleaned up in time to show off that delightful shih tzu later on

  • Pretty creepy

  • Oh that's the perfect employee!  Work all the time:P

  • You play robot unicorn attack too?

  • to bad the new world order scum are destroying the economy and the CIA is importing the cocaine

  • it seems to work for you, seeing as you've learned how to walk faster than light...i think i might want to try coke.

  • this sounds nothing like coke, but exactly like coffee

  • thanks for the advice bro, ill try it.

  • HE VANISHED! O_O

  • Fucking yuppie. lol.

  • dude is that the guy from Best In Show?

  • Caffine

  • Chasing Rainbows? Pssst, more like LSD than cocaine.

  • @RomanBellic12345 no lsd is chasing dragons but thats not the point the chasing rainbow is a metaphor for life, a man chases a rainbow hoping to get the pot of gold but by the end of the day he realises it's just cornflakes

  • or heres a good one i work so i can arrord to drive my car to work,

    i work so i can afford to drive my car to work

  • replace coke with food. now does it sound bad?

  • good thing hes not growing his own marijuana plants then

  • is that the gay dude from "Best in Show"? The guy that beat up Vince Vaughn in "The Break-up"?

    LOL

  • I don't get it

  • you spin me right round baby right round...

  • LMBO

  • That guy was crying out for Red Bull to be invented.

    Keeps you awake, cheaper than cocaine, and leaves your septum intact.

  • replace the word coke with an ego boost and you have the american dream lol

    blaze.

  • Yeah, never let David Lynch direct a drug PSA.

    --Nostalgia Critic

  • I like this one.

    Its true that circle in your mind of thinking about when your gonna get more money and buy more, and when your gonna run out, its just the hassle of keeping a steady supply.

  • that's the guy from fired up! haha

  • cause its fun

  • why not teach people that drugs are dangerous, and show the consequences.?

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  • sound legit, I think i'd like to try me some of dat K'CAINE!

  • bad commercial

  • why not just get some adderall or ritalin?

  • I eat food, so I can work, so I can buy more food, so I can work, so I can eat food...

  • exactly what i was thinking like doesnt seem like a bad cycle to get into lol

  • @alexfanx I eat food, so can work, so I can earn money to buy more food, get shelter, provide for your loved ones and survive so you can possibly make your dreams a reality and live a good life!

  • @girlgarde WELL SAID!

  • The End?????. WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • what the...

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  • Who doesn't wanna earn more?

  • who doesn't want more coke? working is the only problem here

  • I do coke,  So I can work longer, So I can do more coke...

  • Creepy as fuck.

  • That psa actually makes me want to do coke so I can earn more and work longer...

  • yeah that sounds ideal...if he didnt do coke he wouldnt earn more and he would have shittier things....plus he wouldnt be able to work as long...although he could still work.....so in the end it seems that without cocaine he would be doing the same shit only shittier and not high

  • well said!

  • @420andsuch: Yeah. At least he gets to have a little fun in his shitty life. LOL

  • HAIL SATAN!

  • Okay the use of Alice Cooper's "I'm Always Chasing Rainbows" is what always spooked me out about this one. Goddamn creepy as hell.

    Granted this was before I even knew who Alice was (big fan these days XD).

  • lol this is so surrealistically nihilistic if you just replace it with some basic need, like "I eat other organisms. So I can live longer. So I can work more. So I can eat more. So I can work longer. So i can eat more...

    Why not just farm your own coke?

  • haha thats exactly what i was thinking man

  • the ending scared me

  • i think this is probably the only american anti-drug propaganda video that actually has a seed of truth in it

  • Isn't partnership for a drug free america sponsored by alcohol companies. I don't advocate the use of cocaine but this is a bit hypocritical

  • im jokin everyone im not racist i just like to see a reaction.. but i jack off a lot

  • i work. i get money. so i can buy more herb

  • I Snort Coke So I Can Get High

  • I go to school

    So I can get into college

    And go to more school

  • I go to school, because its the law, I hate school because of the kids and teachers, I finally graduate

    always living in a Nazi stahhhhhhttttttttttte

  • Btw I heard you liked coke so we put some coke in your coke so you can work longer while you work longer.

  • This commercial scared the fucking shit out of me when it was first aired.