George Washington

[okletswatch]

he'll save children--but not the british children

[kamilfreeman]

Six foot twenty fuckin' killin' for fun.

[sfj07]

He'll kick you apart ooh"

[nuggetsonwow]

this is the best video on the youtube

[sfj07]

He'll kick you apart oooh!

[X0westyX0]

12 people are clearly British

[kwamkong76]

What is hilarious is that in real life he was sterile and land poor! LOL. 

[jhayes113]

invented cocaine...he's coming...he's coming...

[sfj07]

He'll Kick you apart oooh!

[cotyculbreth]

i heard, that motherfucker, had like, thirty goddamn dicks.

[danielsan10]

I'm sure the 11 people who voted that they did not like this video were British...I mean...I would "save the children, but not the British children" and "kick you apart!"

[TheCheshireLion]

@danielsan10 My background is fully British and I still love this video

[singingindaraina]

Hahaha. he'll save the children, but not the British children.

I once heard he stuck an opponents wifes hand in a jar of acid. At a party.

[JustUDIENOW]

this is the video they show to imagrents who come to this country

[speakermanx]

I heard that mother fucker had like thirty goddamn dicks, priceless. This is going on a play list NOW!

[danielsan10]

I'm glad to finally know who "invented cocaine"

[Pangaway]

*ring*

WHOOOOOSH

[rockinthepearl]

This helped me with my AP US revolutionary era project.

[dennieeex3]

lmao. this is freaking amazing. (:

[danthebard]

of course this was based on a true story

[TheGirlsAtTheShack]

...at a party

[taatelimies]

The Gman fucks the shit out of bears.

[prettykitty23]

haha fucked the shit out of bears

[itsonlytime513]

he'll kick you apart!

[ScabbedAngel16]

He'll save children but not the British children.

[Orsidire]

This could possibly be the funniest fucking video ever posted on the interweb!

[wiigamer145]

damn right it is

[OGjuju]

FUCKING BEAUTIFUL lol god i love this video

lol did i mention his 4 nuts

[aljilwa]

i vote most awsome video in the univers 9000 stars

[ZeketheZeke]

I can now view President Washington in a different light.

[Hagar7]

I can't decide if this video is the best thing in the history of time or the best thing in the universe as it exists now.

[wall171717]

Gosh, I just hope this is part of the overall effort to make history relevant to today's youth. Clearly what I learned in school was WRONG!

[LuckeeLappe94]

rofl i just love the heavy breathing in the background! lolol!

[CovenantFan]

ps. anybody else who wants to argue about nothing, like so many other youtubers, just remember:::::::::::::::::::

arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics... even if you win, you're still retarded... -_-

[matney9631]

brad neely. crazy mofo

[cowmandaman7]

no doubt the most badass hilarious thing in the universe.

[Makinoija]

Gman should fuck the shit out of bears.

[ziggytim]

damn, i love the way this cat draws.

[WORX4FUDE]

There is some freakin' SICK kazoo work in the chorus. Props... to the Kazoo... In the Chorus. =)

[MrGatsuga]

Washington Norris!

[Jonas223XC]

Has a pocket full of horses, fucked the shit out of bears, threw a knife into heaven, and could kill with his stare

[NickWyatt93]

possibly the funniest video i've seen in a while

[Psyckedell]

Washington

Washington

12 stories high

Made of radiation.

[alertedeye]

I lolled.

[TheGallows32]

Fuck this is awesome.

[finalfuu]

he'll kick you apart,

he'll kick you apart....

[rowania]

lulz, he had so many dicks

[AugustSonereal]

Great president....or the greatest president?

[snizzake]

greatest

[Unenthusiasticly]

This is the kind of person we need in office!

[snizzake]

word

[glass0bees]

6 foot 20, fuckin' killing for fun.

[TheSolution502]

I NEED A MOTHA FUCKIN MP3 IN A BITCH!

[kimtothemax]

The best thing on the internet, in my opinion. Also the only reason I wake up in the morning.

[RoseThorn]

made love like an eagle falling out of the sky.

[kiwii07]

OH.

MY.

GOSH.

BEST THING EVAAAA.

[SeaTownGunner]

"fucked the shit outta bear" lol wtf

[wickywyld]

creepy...yet awesome

[MadWongles]

Awesome video

[deathbymunkey]

Chuck Norris of the 18th century.

In real life, he once stared down a British sniper during the Revolutionary War, too.

[noob5000000]

This video always has been and always will be epic win.

[emotastickittysnot]

my cousin jesse's dog piggy actually had two sets of testical.

but we got 'em chopped off. LOL

[paintballingguy]

Got a pocket full of horses, fuck the shit outa bares..

[EDKsurly]

i almost cried. lol irl

awesomeness

[VitaminJ4029]

i saw the dick's growing off his feet when he took off his boots.

[VitaminJ4029]

genius. pure genius

[cherryqueen7292]

hahahahahah!!!!!!!!! :D

[PsiXPsi]

This video replaces everything I learned in my college history classes.

[ruhezoid]

As it should.

[jecnces]

this is genius.

[zelderado]

funniest shit on youtube hahaha

[JimTS]

Anybody have mp3 of this plx?

[Tigerfaustus]

I made an mp3 of it with Audacity, message me if you still want it. :)

[ttddsr]

people say JFK is better, but can JFK make love like an eagel falling out of the sky? yea i didnt think so

[ZekeGenovese]

he'll save children

but not the british children

lol

[deaeregydd]

a fitting modern tribute to George in Control

[Calypso320]

i'm kennedy no not the president my name is kennedy venters.

[sandydeath56]

he once held a opponets wifes hand..... in a jar of acid... at a party

[teggieharvandnell]

haha lol

[Duffman0]

gotta say jfks better

[deaeregydd]

no way, this is what the internet was invented for,

I mean, I heared the motherfucker had like, 30 goddamn dicks

[Duffman0]

hmmm, how bout a list of why jfk>washington

soldier? check

flight? true

commie? no

rich? quite

and was he the true cousin of sir jesus christ? you fucking know he was man

so ya, jfk wins

[Micas1988]

George Washington was also all of those except the cousin of Sir Jesus Christ haha. However George was able to throw a knife into heaven.

[Mizar007]

Incorrect. JFK does not have a horse made of crystal.

[J1N2D3]

this video sucks.

[Skape00]

Had a pocket full of horses fucked the shit outa bears!

Sonofabitch I love this video!

[sukasa999]

"He would knife into heaven..."

Greatest line. I love this song.

[jackspank667]

THREW a knife into heaven

[BtiGold]

Washington > kennedy.

[pattymannix]

He ate a fuckin horse.

[budahgee3]

Oh he'll save children alright, but not those god damn dirty british children. BOOOOYAAA!!!!  Take that Tony Blair. They say that Washington's casket had to be so big to house his girth and length that they just ended up using a hollowed out red wood tree. Also, he took baths in lake Superior and took his dumps in Africa, that's why all the people are brown there and they smell like shit.

[hhwha1]

Tony Blair? Don't you mean Gordon Brown?

[budahgee3]

no I mean tony blair, thanks though, ya fuckin' dudley do-right. Go get testicular cancer and die alone ya fag. Go to hell.

[hhwha1]

Ouch.

[jerkfacejosh13]

Are you retarted...thats a genuine question.

[vexxtr0n]

@jerkfacejosh13

Hahahahaha.

The irony.

[budahgee3]

No I believe I said Tony Blair, now I say good day to you sir!!!.....and your mother, or her corpse, which ever it is.  And if it is indeed to be found out that your whore of a mother is still alive I hope she gets ravaged by niggers in an alley way, now I will politely say GOD DAY TO YOU SIR!!!!!

[biznaz6969]

you just made my day with that verbal rape

[masonnf1]

he made my day with anal rape... with words.

[CovenantFan]

what the fuck was so bad in this video?! or... was that a reply to someone?

[CovenantFan]

and budaghee3...hmm, where should i start?... okay, one, quit it with that crappy typed-in british accent, or whatever it's supposed to be... you say you hope this guy's whore mother is ravaged by 'niggers' in an alley way, and say that you're being polite?

1. drop the 'proper' act

2. if u wanna fight, just message him/her personally

3. dont go say u hope she's raped by 'niggers', just say raped, no need to pull racism into some stupid online debate...

[E1Ducko]

epic. i love you, washington

[Coexist67]

so divine.

[damseldoom]

He'll kick you apart. <3

[matthewdh1984]

so, so excellent.

[johnny69001]

This should be the top view video.

[leafia6]

Wish I had a horse made of crystal.

[H666]

the earth is a green place full of wonder and beauty again. washington is back on youtube.

all hail brad neely

[grubbysod]

Yeeeeeeeeeeee-ah!

[mustafarox]

I want that mp3!!!

[Pipboy5]

All praise Brad Neely!

[cky12a]

this shit's fucking golden. thank you.

[scchharoundthecorner]

I heard, that, mother fucker had like...30 god damn dicks

[barcodestudios]

Brilliant. I'm glad to see it's back here on youtube. so we don't have to go to that stinky super deluxe to watch it.

[sXe777boy]

"He's cumming! He's cumming! He's cumming!"

[ingwis]

Who made this? Is this a band?

[goodboyparrot1]

fucking fantastic

[tmatter08]

thank god this video is back

[GregGallows]

it's great to see this video again!

[tw38763876]

this is pretty fuckin' awesome

[pianoplayer17]

Awesome Video!!!!

[DoofyMan]

i get it

[MJKwillOWNuALL]

so good

[FLinMTL]

that was pretty epic

[shuazz]

Ahahaha, absolutely hilarious! Well done