MOBILE, Ala. -- Former Oakland Raiders quarterback JaMarcus Russell was arrested today for possession of a controlled substance, according to the Mobile County Sheriff's Office.
The substance was codeine syrup, spokeswoman Lori Myles said.
We can't crack fat jokes... but we went to the Raiders facility and got some information.... We can crack "Jamarcus Russell is about to be released" jokes...
"Hey my dude 415Details.... You talked to Jamarcus today??? lol .... tell his ass to pack his bags and get a couple last shape ups before his ass go bankrupt... Good lock finding a spot on ANY other NFL teams roster.. I'm the starting QB" - Jason Campbell
When you're benched in favor of Bruce Gradkowski and Charlie Frye.. When you show up to camp 40 lbs overweight.. When you can't look off a fucking receiver.. When you can't hit your wide open WR.. When you can't step up in the pocket.. When you can't When you can't.. Oh, but he can throw the ball 80 yards.
Jamarcus is still fat. You didn't notice the fat rolls on his neck when you were cutting hair off his fat ass head? Like I said before, I got nothing against you or your profession. Don't take it personal.
And don't act like we're the only ones hating on Jamarcus; the MF'er is a punchline, his play on the field, condition and preparation is comical. Unfortunately for us Raider fans, the jokes on us.
if I'm so small time, not so much fiyah at all, no swaggah.... then why is a self proclaimed big time Top Notch Barber fiyah king of swaggah like yourself making retaliation videos on youtube against me? I'll tell ya why...cuz I'm on ya mind like that Philly cap, sucka! LOL, nah for reel tho. Tell ya what, when u get back from the laundry mat with ya 1 lonely hamper of fiyah swaggah gear, all freshly bleached & crisp from the dryer...let me know
@MrRaiders666... Let's go sweetcakes!! Swagga War is on !! SWAG OR DIE!!! You can get a webcam for $40 bucks, cheapskate baller! You should stop leaving work early so much to beef with me, and do a little OT so you can save up for a starter kit. We rockin in 720p ova here! CRIBS? I'm not gonna clean up either, LOL Should we take a poll?
yo, when your boy JaMarcus gets his ass cut & goes broke, are you gonna give him discount Fiyah shape ups? Or are JaMarcus' fiyah shape up days coming to a screeching halt just like his gravy train?
@MrRaiders666 Nah..now what....you don't make anymore comments until you get past that starter kit you got over there..why don't you use one of the security cameras at your crib to capture your images? ....you still talkin cribs with me, fat boy?
tight clothes? cutting my circulation off,Huh? Judging by the looks of your tiny ass, I could cut the circulation off of you. Tell ya what, if i acquire a webcam we'll do something else. Not closets tho, although my gear is FIYAH! What we'll do is see who's crib is hotter. my money is on me, by a long shot. I'm talking shit on the internet, but your making videos like every week ya dumb ass.
@MrRaiders666 ....lets go sweetcakes!! Swagga War is on! You mean to tell me you're talkin all that shit and you got a starter kit computer ova there? Boy you better quit it! LOL you can get a webcam for $40 bucks cheapskate baller! you may be able to refi and get one!! LMAO You gotta stop... this is too easy. The videos are kinda therapeutic...
@MrRaiders666 ok he was more mobile, I give you that. You can't run all game tho, that's why he lasted all of 3 games before his season came to a screeching halt!! Both legs...CAPUT!!
Jamarcus is done!! No more top notch fiyah shape ups!
simpsonsrock06 1 year ago
MOBILE, Ala. -- Former Oakland Raiders quarterback JaMarcus Russell was arrested today for possession of a controlled substance, according to the Mobile County Sheriff's Office.
The substance was codeine syrup, spokeswoman Lori Myles said.
ROFLLLLLLLLLLLL
ScrollAndKeyBeatz 1 year ago
LMFAO..........time for some crow....
MATZAMAN76 1 year ago
now the media says jamarcus is unemployed :) im glad he is gone.
LouiePrincipe 1 year ago
Better holla at Jamarcus..... dude prolly spendin all that purple drank money right now...
ScrollAndKeyBeatz 1 year ago
@ScrollAndKeyBeatz RELEASED - YOU'RE FIRED!
ScrollAndKeyBeatz 1 year ago
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@ScrollAndKeyBeatz ROFLLLL.... DID I SAY IT??? OR DID I SAY IT???
ScrollAndKeyBeatz 1 year ago
We can't crack fat jokes... but we went to the Raiders facility and got some information.... We can crack "Jamarcus Russell is about to be released" jokes...
ScrollAndKeyBeatz 1 year ago
"Hey my dude 415Details.... You talked to Jamarcus today??? lol .... tell his ass to pack his bags and get a couple last shape ups before his ass go bankrupt... Good lock finding a spot on ANY other NFL teams roster.. I'm the starting QB" - Jason Campbell
ScrollAndKeyBeatz 1 year ago
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When you're benched in favor of Bruce Gradkowski and Charlie Frye.. When you show up to camp 40 lbs overweight.. When you can't look off a fucking receiver.. When you can't hit your wide open WR.. When you can't step up in the pocket.. When you can't When you can't.. Oh, but he can throw the ball 80 yards.
GoPlayOnTheTracks 1 year ago
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GoPlayOnTheTracks 1 year ago
Jamarcus is still fat. You didn't notice the fat rolls on his neck when you were cutting hair off his fat ass head? Like I said before, I got nothing against you or your profession. Don't take it personal.
And don't act like we're the only ones hating on Jamarcus; the MF'er is a punchline, his play on the field, condition and preparation is comical. Unfortunately for us Raider fans, the jokes on us.
GoPlayOnTheTracks 1 year ago
if I'm so small time, not so much fiyah at all, no swaggah.... then why is a self proclaimed big time Top Notch Barber fiyah king of swaggah like yourself making retaliation videos on youtube against me? I'll tell ya why...cuz I'm on ya mind like that Philly cap, sucka! LOL, nah for reel tho. Tell ya what, when u get back from the laundry mat with ya 1 lonely hamper of fiyah swaggah gear, all freshly bleached & crisp from the dryer...let me know
MrRaiders666 1 year ago
@MrRaiders666... Let's go sweetcakes!! Swagga War is on !! SWAG OR DIE!!! You can get a webcam for $40 bucks, cheapskate baller! You should stop leaving work early so much to beef with me, and do a little OT so you can save up for a starter kit. We rockin in 720p ova here! CRIBS? I'm not gonna clean up either, LOL Should we take a poll?
415details 1 year ago
yo, when your boy JaMarcus gets his ass cut & goes broke, are you gonna give him discount Fiyah shape ups? Or are JaMarcus' fiyah shape up days coming to a screeching halt just like his gravy train?
MrRaiders666 1 year ago
@MrRaiders666 Nah..now what....you don't make anymore comments until you get past that starter kit you got over there..why don't you use one of the security cameras at your crib to capture your images? ....you still talkin cribs with me, fat boy?
415details 1 year ago
tight clothes? cutting my circulation off,Huh? Judging by the looks of your tiny ass, I could cut the circulation off of you. Tell ya what, if i acquire a webcam we'll do something else. Not closets tho, although my gear is FIYAH! What we'll do is see who's crib is hotter. my money is on me, by a long shot. I'm talking shit on the internet, but your making videos like every week ya dumb ass.
MrRaiders666 1 year ago
@MrRaiders666 ....lets go sweetcakes!! Swagga War is on! You mean to tell me you're talkin all that shit and you got a starter kit computer ova there? Boy you better quit it! LOL you can get a webcam for $40 bucks cheapskate baller! you may be able to refi and get one!! LMAO You gotta stop... this is too easy. The videos are kinda therapeutic...
415details 1 year ago
yo Icon Listening, Gradkowski looked 1,000x's better than JaMarcus behind the very same O-line. We actually scored points.
MrRaiders666 1 year ago
@MrRaiders666 ok he was more mobile, I give you that. You can't run all game tho, that's why he lasted all of 3 games before his season came to a screeching halt!! Both legs...CAPUT!!
415details 1 year ago
Jamarcus is in shape? In the shape of what? lol
MrRaiders666 1 year ago
A ALL YALL NEED TO STOP HATING ON JAMARCUS RUSSELL FOR REAL HE WILL BOUNCE BACK STRONG NEXT SEASON.
SO ALL YOU JAMARCUS RUSSELL HATERS GET READY.
AND THE RAIDERS NEED TO FIX THAT OFFENSIVE LINE GIVE JAMARCUS SOME HELP.
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IconListening 1 year ago
media? It shows on the field? WTF?
BucknGetup22 1 year ago
Tell your boy Russell he will be cut pretty soon.
Just Saying.
BUST!
92RaiderDude 1 year ago