The colors, Duke, the colors

[Ironman1o1]

Blind-firing with a sniper rifle, fucking brilliant.

[TheLinkToTheFuture]

why?

because we love you

[Judgementxxx]

Does anybody know this fucktards channel.

[mechamind90]

@Judgementxxx Since his channel is closed, it doesn't really matter anymore.

[MichaelSaniyan]

Why, you ask? Because you are a terrible, terrible player and you should not be allowed to play this amazing game.

[shockraid1]

Because you're stupid.

[nejinaji]

so this is what its like to be on speed and meth and crack at the same time

[mohdfaizlamin]

You know, the original video can be vastly improved if he just turn off the game and help his mom do the dishes instead.

[TonyBranston]

7:45 - really that offensive?

[PW132yt]

It's as if the Pyro made a LP.

[MalamiteLtd]

Wait, MDickie seriously changed his name after your LP? He seemed so steadfast about that name in the little journal entry that Dan Macneely read for us.

[NeoTStyle]

Gotta love the 16Kbit/s audio and the way he tries to blindfire with a sniper rifle.

[spiderfred1]

That's hilarious, he actually did record it with his laptop... You can see the reflection

[NMEGAXC]

155 of us voted this video "cute."

[lich109]

What's funny is this game is now as looks as cartoonish as the stuff that happens in it.

[goodmancharlieb]

"is this on crushing!?" I don't think this kid could handle crushing. the chopper would have killed him so many times as you gotta move quick. I mean, using tweaks is fine once you beat the game, but for an lp? on normal? just die in a fire!

[MalamiteLtd]

Alternate title: "WHYYYYY?"

[Teeg32]

20G - A Fine Vintage - Stomp All the Grapes on the Train

10G - Into The Ether - Jump Off the Train Three or More Times

15G - It Says "Unchafted" - Get the Version with the Bootleg Jumping

75G - Among Fluffeh Bunnehs - Get a "Cute" Reaction to Your Video

[Mysterypea]

I'm doing on purpose to suck on my LPs and I'm STILL doing better than this kid.

[shockraid1]

Every time he says "WHY", I instinctively respond with "Because you're stupid!"

[SuperflatNut]

Chip, I just want you to know, "I'M SO ANGRY AT VIDEOGAMES" has become a genuine part of my vocabulary since watching this video. Thank you so much for this. Never has a phrase summed up so much of my frustration not only at bad videogames but also people playing videogames badly.

[MellowMink]

What is this terrible excuse of a Let's Play? He's recording himself playing a video game with shitty visual quality and he only talks when he fucks up, and when it happens, it's just him whining nonstop.

[CayDubyaSee]

I wish I was colorblind, kid.

[Crazygamer6]

For some reason, I keep saying "This video is much worse than the other Uncharted 2 train video." over and over again, even though that's really obvious.

[yrunido]

Never before have I seen a sniper rifle blindfired with such skill and tenacity.

Also, Refried Ass sounds like the best way to cook a donkey if you're having company.

[c0nqu3r3rlol]

UMG GUISE DAT GAI SED SUMTHIN ABUT EM EL PEE EFF AI EM DAT MEENS DEY R BROWNIES AMIRITE CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

[Teeg32]

Before I saw this video, I didn't even know that Uncharted 2 had cheats. Now I know. And the mathematical value of that knowledge, if multiplied by two, would then represent a value sufficient for victory in the current military engagement.

[Yeard491]

Every time he I hear him scream "WHY?! WHHYYYYY?! THIS IS SO STUPIDDDD!!!!" reminds me of when my sister and I played Super Mario Bros. Lost Levels when we were kids, screaming and all. It's funny how the stupidest shit can make you nostalgic.

[Goodguy33]

Reactions: 163

Cute: 120

[OskarViltry]

isn't this the guy from the drunk mario cart rp ?

[mrjesus1890]

@OskarViltry No, he just borrowed his microphone.

[Quadraxis14]

Hey now, back before I knew shit about recording game walkthroughs, I myself used to point my Macbook camera at my TV and it didn't look or sound half this shitty... That's not something to be proud of, of course, but I think you're giving this guy too much credit with that comment at 1:06 XD

[redakdal]

I am being really serious here, just go and download a longplay here on youtube, then do commantary over it like slowbeef and diabetus are doing, and NOONE will notice, when I first watched there first longplay, I didn't actually know that they weren't really playing the game

and all and all, noone fucking cares if you recorded or played it yourself, there looking for great commentary of there favorite games, the point of lets play is talk ABOUT the game, not some random bullshit

[AdabA]

What did M Dickie change his name to and why? I missed this story.

[himethisisme]

@Pinkemon Uh, I say "trend," I mean "fad," the one you were referring to in your question.

[crazy82991]

Let's Play: Jackson Pollock Edition

[Bigbattle22]

Is there a option to just hear Chip and ironicus? Because the LPer's voice just makes me want to punch him.

[paulwarnstedt]

@Bigbattle22 i know, right? nothing but hate for this fucker, i don´t care if this was a gimmick or not, because either way, he deserves at least a broken arm for his nerve-wrecking"why?"

[Annikai]

@Bigbattle22 Yeah it's called look up their let's play of Uncharted 2.

[AlexanderCrest]

I hope MDickie sees this

[POOPTURTLE]

WHY?!

[joesmomisdead]

I'm colorblind, kid.

[guilphire]

WHY?

[msampson3d]

Holy crap. MDickie is back! Check his site. Just as pompous as ever.

[Judgementxxx]

After much drinking. I have come to conculsion, that this looks ok after a few drinks inside one self.

The crying when he dies, does not. It makes want to slap him with a brick.

[TheCh33ks]

@Judgementxxx

What a coincidence! I want to slap this guy with a brick, too.

[Iwuznothere]

Well after watching this video you two just aren't whining enough in your LP to match the spectacle of this. That's the real mark of quality, looking like such an infantile idiot that YouTube may take pity on you because you can't even understand the concept of dying in a video game. This is what people want to hear and almost see.

[EponymousKid]

Is there any real reason he recorded his voice while holding a pillow over his mouth?

[wyssmaster]

@EponymousKid Mfweh bmeehs fwuh mfmme

[werebee]

@EponymousKid He didn't want his parents to wake up.

[comicsan]

What- what was the sign going to say? I gotta know!

[BigJuicyx3]

Amy Rose caused him to die, that's why he's so pissed.

[xurin77]

This guy is trippin' on Slowbeef's territory, calling everything that moves or breathes a jerk. Makes me wonder how Slowbeef makes it funny when he does it. Huh. Must be magic.

[StoopidGeneral]

The term why is used often by this person. I think it describes his videos well.

[RonaldMacK]

"Master Dickmaster. That man is a Dick." My God, this is incredible. I love seeing people get mad at a game because they're terrible at it. Yes son, it's the game's fault that you die when bullets are shot into your head.

Been watching your LPs for awhile now, the Uncharted 2 one is going fantastic guys. Keep up the awesome work. Also I thought I was the only one who remembered that popsicle commercial.

[jettythesunfish]

Achievement unlocked: Grape Coal Jelly

[InvertMario]

There needs to be a new YouTube reaction. Bootleg.

[kefkasakura]

1:56 : I hope you get the best experience ever, Ironicus.

[ResearchIndicates]

When you fail, it is always the game's fault.

[kefkasakura]

@ResearchIndicates No, some times, it's the connexion fault, and some times it's the controller fault.

(by the way, SPAH SAPPIN' MAH VOICE)

[ZZDaikun]

I wonder if this LPer is a bootleg of someone who is competent.

[TaurusOxford]

@ZZDaikun It's a bootleg Chip Cheezum.

[MrProfessorElemental]

@ZZDaikun Yeah if you go down to china town they sell bootleg LPers, they cost less than the average LPer, but they make shitty videos.

[VCBee042]

going down the rails on a grape jelly train

[dyamalos]

Did he really record this with his iPad?

[OversoulLord]

@dyamalos The reflection looks like a macbook, you can see the reflection of the youtube recording thing in the middle of the screen aswell.



[dyamalos]

@OversoulLord I don't know how you can tell. The whole thing is like my retina exploded.

[EponymousKid]

I actually thought this was a Sonic video for a second there.

Jesus, people, seriously.

[themagnumx11]

The Colors don't feel so right.

[samusarans]

Hey, give the kid credit, those jumps can get pretty hard

when everything looks like a Jackson Pollock painting.

[zzyzx0788]

Is this title a reference to that old popscicle commercial?

I'm pretty sure it is.

[dynablade1]

@zzyzx0788 check the tags of the video

[EquilateralRectangle]

Cute!

[InvaderMatt92]

I would love it if you retsupurae'd a Blistered Thumbs video.

Seriously just imagine the shitstorm. 

[dowap7]

Oh great. After 5 minutes of watching this LP, I feel like i'm tripping balls.

[kirbyhero256]

For the benefit of viewers who don't know the joke in the title/desc/tags:

watch?v=VwlMHJE82Mk

I actually forgot there were other commercials with the same kid/dog duo.

[SuperflatNut]

@kirbyhero256 and here I thought it was a Fear and Loathing joke. (Then again I guess you need bats for that.)

[CAFlNATOR]

In all seriousness, this guy's "commentary" is on par with his recording quality. He barely says anything and somehow managed to be as annoying as possible.

"JEYORK!"

"EYAH CAM AAHN!"

"THEESE GAME EES SO DAAA-AAMB!"

Why do all bad LPers sound like they have multitudes of mental disorders of more shapes and colors than this Retsupurae's source video?

[AndyRichterLUE]

Damn it, Chip and Ironicus

I was interested in Uncharted 2 but I think this video ruined the game forever for me.

Might as well sell the PS3.

[Mintergalactic]

@AndyRichterLUE No, you fool.

There's always Demon's Souls.

[ElrondHubbard54]

Why do people post shit this ugly on youtube? Don't they realize how shitty it looks and sounds? Who the hell wants to watch somebody suck at a game that looks and sounds like total shit?

[PickpocketSan]

LOOKS LIKE THIS GUY COULD USE SOME SKEET-SEEKING MISSLES, EH DOUGLAS?

[Yojizu]

I rated this video 'cute'

[Kirbysuperstar]

Why.

Whyyyyy.

[mrb1untman]

This video hath made thine eyes bleed crimson red. Ugh.

Seriously, if you have the cash for a MBP, you can get a damn capture card.

[rafigirl123]

god, this guy sounds EXACTLY like Strong Sad. Strong Sad playin' videogames.

[meckrisa]

one of the tags is #popsicle.

[AZthehedgehog]

Filmed with a loaf of bread...

[T3hWaffleman]

This is actually gameplay footage of the new Saudi game Unearthed: Trail of Ibn Battuta.

[MarkALoopy]

at about 9:30 I saw it...he is actually pointing his laptop at the computer! Fuck!

[S0l1DShark]

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[suchducks]

out the WINDOW

[Pinkemon]

I'm probably gonna get flamed for this, but can anyone explain to me what's wrong with Blisteredthumbs?

All I see are a bunch of people reviewing games, so It seems like any other game reviewing site to me. (Or is hating on reviewers just a fad?)

[Brassherald]

@Pinkemon I'm not sure what anyone else's issue is, but, they really only have 2 people worth paying attention to, Angry Joe and Jew Wario. The rest, especially the one who LPed the You Testament, which Chip and Ironicus did very well, are just boring. The Blistered Thumbs LP of you testament is just horrendous.

[Psydecar]

@Brassherald Ugh... Angry Joe is terrible.

[Brassherald]

@Psydecar Well, comparing him to the other people on the site, at least he can form a coherent sentence, even if you don't like him, most of them just seem to yell. I really liked Channel Awesome more when it was only TGWTG.

[AMReese]

@Brassherald ...Isn't Angry Joe's whole shtick yelling? I mean, it's right in his name. That, and he's now Geoff Keighley's bitch.

[himethisisme]

@Pinkemon Most of it stems from the fact that most of the reviewers from sites like Thatguywiththeglasses, BlisteredThumbs, Reviewtopia, etc., are just not very good. They're all held together by one or two actually good reviewers (like That Guy, Brad Jones, Jew Wario) and they accumulate so many fans that the bad LPers and reviewers get popular by their coattails. The "trend" is because all these sites popped up around the same time, and all suffer from the same problem.

[Ularg7070]

Kitty got... JERK!

[Pipsocle]

I didn't know the Pyro did Let's Plays.

[DenOfVipers]

Blistered Thumbs can lick a Blistered Dick.

[DenOfVipers]

You guys consistently find the WORST motherfuckers in the world. Can't talk, can't play, can't record, have voices like dental drills under pillows, almost with exception blithering and faultlessly retarded.

How do you do it?

[Cube2000]

@DenOfVipers It's simple:

Search for "Let's Play _" or "LP _". You may fill in the blank with whatever.

How you sort it is up to you - I prefer sorting it by upload date.

Results may vary, but for starters, try searching "Let's play Minecraft" and sort it by upload date. You'll easily find garbage LPs.

[SpaceCheese69]

Viewer, don't look at it! Shut your eyes, viewer! Don't look at it, no matter what happens!

[SNKennedy100]

So he and I are from the same town, the same age, there's a good chance we went to school together. I hate you TheRyon1992, I hate everything you stand for. You are 19, how do you not understand that filming your TV is a bad idea? Your commentary is boring and thoughtless, in fact I really shouldn't call it a commentary. Not only that, you also are terrible at a game you are cheating at. HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?

[himethisisme]

Blistered Thumbs sucks. Chip and Ironicus should recruit some reviewers and become competition. Shit would own.

[darkchiron]

What does that even mean? "The jumping is bootleg"? You mean he bought it off some shifty Chinaman on a street corner? Kids these days.

[crim51102]

This guy sounds like Rijno.

I'm not okay with this.

[thapoint09]

@crim51102:

Don't you mean you're not OKAAAY with this?

[jmr48080]

So in this bootlegged copy, Chloe is the president?

[agoaj]

This is what happens when you put a blu-ray through the washing machine.

[MokoniTameuchi]

Oh shit the sky is bleeding!

[jman3267]

"I love watching people get angry at videogames they are bad at"

Congrats, I have had the same signature on gamefaqs for half a decade, now I have a new quote.

[a1b2m13]

Here comes Master Dickmaster?

[3Gads]

Whiny bastard...

[Linkeh24]

'It looks like a my little pony vomited!' Damn, now I wanna see what that would actually look like.

[CookizREvil]

Joined on June 30th, uploaded 41 videos, 3 subscribers. Looks like he's on the fast-track to LP-YouTube stardom!

[Grogum]

Don't be so hard on him, you guys. Clearly this is an Uncharted 2 LP with the Sully-Vision code on.

It perfectly emulates the visual effects of having every venereal disease known to man active inside of your body! God damn!

There are also big pink heart reticules on every woman in the game, but he didn't get to demo that in this level.

[Schokobescher]

@Grogum sure, thing... but no.

[NintendoAddictNAD]

Man, let's play used to be so innocent. Until drugs got involved.

[objectionablechione]

Also THANK YOU SO MUCH for putting Blistered Thumbs in their place. God knows they get fellated by their retarded fanbase and need to be badly told how awful they really are in reality.

[hkfreak]

THE INTERNET IS DONE.

[royalealter02]

Now I really want to play uncharted 2, just to remind myself that it doesn't look like this

[objectionablechione]

This made my eyes bleed D:

[Level1Slime]

Goddamn I want a popsicle so bad now, thanks Chip, you JERK.

This is the only time I wanted the awful video to continue. I wish he would have gone for the full 15, I wanted to hear you guys slam those try-hard manchildren at Blistered Thumbs some more.

[SodaPOPSRK]

Why does he sound like the guy from Drunk Mario Kart?

[WellUnreal007]

@SodaPOPSRK He's probably thinking that all of the enemies are GODDAMN DEIGO FUCKING PLUMBERS, which is why he gets so pissed when he dies. That, and they're all JERKS.

[pockypurse]

@SodaPOPSRK DRAKE YOU DAGO CUNT BITCH I HOPE YOU GET YOUR GODDAMNED HEAD CHOPPED OFF.

[Trackball816]

Even if he had the proper recording equipment...

Even if he had informative commentary...

Even if he didn't die even once in this video...

He would STILL have a terrible Let's Play because YOU DON'T MAKE A LET'S PLAY WITH THE GAME'S CHEATS TURNED ON.

One of the cardinal rules of making a Let's Play is choosing a game THAT YOU ARE GOOD AT.

If you need cheats, put the controller down and turn off the camera, buddy. It's time to stop LPing.

[markaged]

OMG I was just like, wow, I love this level, I wanna watch that exact video again but that's boring, and then this!

[NeoSpriggan]

What is with all these gobshites playing modern games on shitty old tv's with bad colour balance? If you can afford a PS3, you can get a pretty decent LCD at the very least. It boggles the mind.

[horngatekeeper]

WHY?!?

because you suck, dear.

[EtnaInNetherland]

Chip dying is adorable. The shitty laptop webcam you can see from the reflection on the TV at some points is not.

Also, I want to go watch your LP of the the You Testament for like, the 4th time now. It never gets boring.

[ShiroToshi]

He's cheating because he sucks at the game, Chip.

Also yes to Ironicus for doing another video as MODOK!

[LoneOcarinaPlayer]

@ShiroToshi yes, he pointed that out many of times in the game

[LordFunkyFist]

I'm color blind, kid.

[MetalVikingGreg]

So is this the new trailer for Uncharted 4: Colors? Or just some bootleg? Or both?

[Code1005]

MY EYES!

[LegendarySock]

Also, fuck, I hate this kid.

[LegendarySock]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who knows what the title means.

I'm colorblind, kid!

[flintflint128]

...anyone else find this incredibly petty?

[SakuraOfTheSand]

At 9:57, does he say, "Aaah, here comes the Master Dickmaster!" ?

What does that... is that even an insult? Please tell me I'm hearing that wrong.

Anyway, poor Chip. He sounds like he's in pain for most of this! :C

[bloodriotiori]

@SakuraOfTheSand it's TOTALLY an insult you master dickmaster >:O

[EternalGuardian07]

This guy sounds familiar. Kinda like the RPM Racing dude. Am I right, or is it just me?

[SamuraiFoochs]

This isn't a "Let's Play" so much as a "Let's React."

[FEfan56]

If he's so bad at the platforming how the hell did this kid get past the mirror reflecting/sword climbing puzzle part before this? You can't throw grenades at all your problems!

[PickpocketSan]

"This game blows, because every time I jump off a moving train I die." He jokes about it now, but I bet Ironicus was screaming that during their Spiderman LP.

[LegionsOfAnon]

10:00 - Yarn ghosts.

[aviatorphx]

This is cute. It's cute.

[AaronJLong]

Drake!? DRAAAAAAAKE!

[thegrimripper322]

Wait his name is theryan1992, no way this kid is 19. Also, my reaction to this video is "cute".

[Dragonatrix]

@thegrimripper322 No, wait, I was wrong there sorry. It's TheRyon1992.

[MaverickhunterXZero]

Camra LP's should be outlawed if it weren't for the fact you can mock and ridicuel the LPers for a train wreck video like this.

[LimeCatMaster]

@MaverickhunterXZero TRAIN WRECK?! I see what you did there.

[DayBreakization]

Is this guy from bizzaro world, where the good parts of the game are considered bad and this is OK?!

[Urpuss]

So this kid is supposedly 18/19?! I refuse to believe this kid is as old as I am.

[buneter]

@Urpuss theres no way he wouldnt survive college

[ToxBoxProductions]

Achievement Unlocked: Wine Maker

Stood in grape coal for twelve minutes.

[eataneraser]

Dear Chip Chazman and General Grimace,

your latest two videos, while enjoyable, have unfortunately left me blind. The methods of filming and overall quality of the cameras have been unbearable, so much so I have lost my vision. I type this and pray I may find the "Post" button. Please send help.

-John "Amyrose" Smith.

[BabyConan41]

i love watching people use cheats and still totally suck at the game

[chaffXgrenade]

"I love watching people get angry at video games they're bad at."

You guys seriously need to do a Retsupurae on DarkSydePhil. Seriously. :D