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  • pause at 2:17 that kills me XD

  • I' ll have to take family studies again! HAVE YOU EVER TAKEN FAMILY STUDIES!? o_O

  • @gamehot0

    He's THE BATMAN Terry, what do you think?

  • I want an Eggbaby! :D

  • What kind of 'study' is this. 0_o

  • Seth Green tried to feed me through my nose one time.

  • @batboyjhg Only once? Weird...

  • haha eggbabies 

  • Sorry, I love Terry, but if I ever saw Batman with an freaky egg baby, AND I was a super villain, I could never take him seriously.

  • Aww, they're bonding.

  • Terry: get with the program? You dont even know who the fuck I am I'm BATMAN!

    *bruce walks in*: Sure you are...

  • "Yeah McGinnis get with the program"

    SHUT UP SETH GREEN

  • @mysticblade35 Shut up Meg...

  • oh man id loss my temper with that thing. i would make the first bat catapolt (bat-apolt) and send that thing flying.

  • It just goes to show that Batman is the greatest father of all time, no matter which generation he's in.

  • By far the funniest episode of Batman Beyond the babies cries, laughter, and expressions made this episode great especially for a series in a Dark Setting.

  • I love this!

  • you skiped some parts

  • 0:57 That was called a laugh Bruce.

  • Well I had a similar experience with a balloon- not an egg that we have to take care of when I was about 10- if it popped then we failed...mine popped...I blamed the dog.

  • anyone know what episode this is

  • Totaly love how batman sticks his tounge at that guy! TOTAL EPIC BATFACE!!!!!

  • @MsSmiley102 heck yeah! :D

  • at .38, ain't that the hover hockey( or whatever they called it) team guy from the slappers episode in the blue coat?

  • wait seth green's in this show?

  • tha'ts a doll your talking about not a life...

    it's my life if its lost...!

    I'll have to take family studies again...! have you ever taken family studies!!!!! LOL!!!!

  • @ladyserenityrain2233 i laughed really hard when he said it! glad to know someone else thought so too! ;D

  • 2:16-2:17 EPIC BAT FACE XD

  • I actually refused to do the egg baby thing and didn't fail that class. I just found the egg thing stupid. I did pick a cup (the eggs were in cups to hide rather you got boy girl or twins) and i would have ended up with twins @_@.

  • fuck this class...

  • Hey maybe when the Eggbaby hatches it will turn into a Robin.

  • great username

  • Train six robins, then a another batman. This batman will train six robins, then a batman.

  • 1:50 Terry: "Hey... you know, maybe you cou-"

    *Old Bruce uses the Bat Glare*

    Terry: "Never mind."

  • LOL IT WINKED TOO! that was adorable that it winked as he flew by the badguy with it.

  • Bruce: "Kids I take care of turn into Robins."

  • I especially liked the subtle wink the eggbaby gave to the unnamed thug/villain who apparently threw it out the window. Good thing that thing isnt equipped with a pinhole camera in its "eyes" and an audio recording device....

  • "I WANT A DIVORCE." please tell me what episode this is. oh god please.

  • @bond626007 "The Eggbaby" from Season 2

  • IM BATMAN SHUT UP

  • This is so fucking lame ditch that shit and study some math! Drop that course like a rotten egg and take some science instead!

  • @yTubeBlowsBigBalls The way Terry reacts, it's probably a mandatory course at his school.

  • 2:16 best batman face evar XD

  • @Drago2529 along with the baby

  • 1:54 ledgendary Bat-glare lolol

  • At the end I keep imagining Terry Sticking his middle finger up instead of his tounge.

  • @ibravosp5 He doesn't want to make a bad influence on his baby

  • @sierra1322 LMAO 

  • this seems, like the most pointless and annoying exercise the human race could engineer.

  • just watched this episode. batman beyond is so awesome for having scenes like these.

  • 1:27 Join the other married men, Terry.

  • "Have you ever taken Family Studies?!!

    I laughed pretty loudly at Tery's expression

  • @coralin378

    rofl i did to, thank god i didnt have to take family studies xDD

  • Considering the time, those babies must be pretty good emulations...

  • TO this day, the ending STILL cracks me up! XD

  • @GalaxyMagician Ahhh, get it? Because it's an egg! And egg shells crack!

  • I want a divorce!!!

  • GRANDPA BRUCE!!! :D

    1:53 ...Okay that's cool...

  • one of my favorite moments in this episode is Bruce asking Ace:

    How does someone fail Family Studies?

  • I think the Jock going to end up a stay at home dad

  • Bruce has Hepatites.

  • the ones they hand out in schools today are still creepier than those

  • and now if I can only find the clip of Bruce telling Terry "You Scratch it, you get no allowance"

  • 2:17 PRICELESS!!!

  • 2:17 Best scene EVER!!! XD

    Also 2:06 made me LOL!

  • MARRY ME TERRY

  • I WANT ONE!!! (Terry is such a great dad!)

  • I WANT A DIVORCE!!!

  • 1:53 "Bitch, I'm Batman"

  • Goon: D:

    Terry: ;P

  • The teacher at 0:32, she looks like Wonder Woman.

  • I loved this episode! I just watched it today and couldn't stop laughing XD

  • 2:17 - Like father, like son.

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  • Aww that make cute noises.

  • Say what you will, but Batman has always been a pretty good father figure. He took in a kid that had seen his parents die in front of him just like Bruce had and raised him into a pretty well adjusted young man. Took an orphan off the streets, gave him a home and a purpose. Bruce is tough but fair. He even managed to straighten a punk like Terry out. 

  • @Apollomasque and this is his fourth time doing it......granted 3 out of 4 isn't bad

  • @Apollomasque indeed considering Bruce is Terry's biological father. My face dropped when I found out! Makes sense though :)

  • @Apollomasque he just manipulated him into becoming what he wanted. an heir. i'm not saying batman isn't awesome but hes no good father.

  • @Kilox1000

    I'm pretty sure he was opposed to Terry stealing his suit and the mantle of the bat. Go watch Epilogue and get back to me.

  • @Apollomasque it's revealed later that its all part of his plan. bruce cloned himself to make half of terry's genetic material....you can't win this argument. bruce needed another batman so he used terry as a tool.

  • @Kilox1000

    Cadmus cloned him. Bruce was unaware of this until he met Terry. You've got your facts wrong.

  • @Apollomasque yes cadnus cloned him...same difference, bruce still used him to make him into the new batman, why do you think terry is so pissed at the end? he's mad bruce manipulated him.

  • @Kilox1000

    No, If Bruce didn't have a hand in Terry's birth, then it's completely different. Terry met Bruce by chance, then became Batman on his own volition. Bruce realized that Gotham needed Batman and offered Terry a chance to take the role, which he accepted. Terry CHOSE to become Batman. He's pissed because he THINKS Bruce manipulated him. The Black & White moments of Epilogue don't really happen, they're just Terry imagining the aftermath of revealing the the truth to Bruce.

  • @Kilox1000 Bruce didn't manipulate him. He didn't know about them taking his DNA and using it to alter the DNA of unborn child. He thought he knew and planned it when Bruce didn't do it willingly. And it's not cloning, just DNA replacement

  • @Apollomasque eh, it's not really cloning.

  • I want a divorce lol

  • "He's not eating. why isn't he eating?!"

    "Maybe because you're trying to feed him from his nose"

    "Oh" - 1:18.

  • Terry:Hey maybe you could watch him

    Batman: Stares ominously

    Terry: Maybe not

  • Seth Green, is there somewhere I can't find you?

  • That must be one badass baby... 

  • I want a divorce! D<

  • My favorite part is at 1:00

    "Was that Batman dumpster diving?"

    "Hey, a fellow's gotta eat."

  • @miriahofthewind That one make my laugh so hard!

  • Don't give the eggbaby to Bruce! He'll dress it in tights and spandex and send it to fight crime!

  • @RouroniRockman probably, lol.

  • what episode is this and can you send me a link

  • 1:53 - "The name's Batman, Terry. Not Babyman."

  • Did this 2 years ago. Annoying as hell. Good thing I won't be having any kids.

  • @EmperorHeresy Did you 0_0.Never thought they would implement baby parenting in school

  • @TheAssassin646 It was with eggs and strangely enough, it lead to a series of events that ended with this chick letting me play with her boobs and other things.... funny how things work out :D

  • @EmperorHeresy Well at least you benefited from this.

  • I WANT A DIVORCE

  • Terry: Poor kid's gonna cry until he shuts down.

    Bruce: It's cries are computer generated, right?

    Terry: Yeah, so?

    Bruce: That would mean the cries would have certain quantifiable digital properties.

    Terry: That I can set the Batmobile to scan for, can't I?

    Bruce: Of course.  Unless they've made an omelet out of him.

  • @MrPjw5 "OH, HEY"

  • He gets the highest grade in the class because he took it along with him as Batman.

  • @TheHaloChief117

    Because Batdad is the BEST DAD EVER.

  • So glad I never had a family studies class. Lugging around a flour baby? Please, it would've gone in my locker and stayed there.

  • If egg babies were like that today, I'd probably fail my Psychology class.

  • At the rate robotic tech is advancing I can totally see it where one day they give kids in school robot babies for class.

    Do they still do this with the small bags of flour? That's how it was done in my high school. Lucky for me I never had that lesson. LOL

  • Ill have to take family studies AGAIN! have you ever taken family studies! LMAO

  • i love it in the episode were he says to the girl who he is working with "i want a divorce" lol he looks so serious

  • that egg-baby is so super cute!

  • you should put in the parts 1) where terry says "daddy has to go to work now" and 2) the last part of the episode where he is the only one who A's they are funny

  • @MIGBMWLOVER I remember this episode

  • 2:17

    ...No words needed.

  • I'm surprised that jock takes care of that baby well.

  • I love that part where they both stuck their tongues out at the same time!!!

  • I've taken Family Studies.

    Just let it go Bruce.

    You wouldn't inflict that kind of torture on even your worst enemy

  • maybe you can...

    *bat glare*

    ...never mind

    that shit always works

  • Man, shit, the eggbaby's not even a day old and been to the batcave. WTF.

  • I WANT A DIVORCE

  • "Is that batman...dumpster diving?"

    "A fella's gotta eat..."

  • that bitch needs to be slapped!!

  • An infant or baby is the very young offspring of humans. A newborn is an infant who is within hours, days, or up to a few weeks from birth. In medical contexts, newborn or neonate (from Latin, neonatus, newborn) refers to an infant in the first 28 days after birth. The term "newborn" includes premature infants, postmature infants and full term newborns.

  • The term infant is derived from the Latin word infans, meaning "unable to speak" or "speechless." It is typically applied to children between the ages of 1 month and 12 months; however, definitions vary between birth and 3 years of age. "Infant" is also a legal term referring to any child under the age of legal adulthood.

  • Even out of costume Bruce Wayne gots the Bat Glare. @1:53

  • @Kenshin851 It's even magnified by his massive crow's feet.

  • How could u leave out the part with Terry do you have somthign to tell me?

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  • *to (not 'too' lmao sorry)

  • I always thought Blade was hot for an animated character, but she's too damn horny about jocks too even care about anything else. Shame. Love this episode btw :D

  • why am i doing this..i'm FUCKING BATMAN

  • Terry fails Family Studies = Terry will not become a Family Man!

  • These eggbabies are cuter than real babies! :D

  • I WANT ONE!!!

  • Bruce clearly never knew the pains of Public School.

  • You want to teach sex-crazy teenagers why they should use birth control?

    Give them an eggbaby.

  • Check it out, Nelson's fatherly instinct's kicking in!

    Batman sticking out his tongue, flying away with a head-sized egg in his arms...

    Only the DCAU gives this kind of gem, folks.

  • ;P

  • HAHAHAHA

    omg I'm ganna go look up this episode

    it's batman beyond - the eggbaby , right?

  • "I want a divorce" this made the entire series, the best of anything with the batman name on it, even arkham asylum and city... I know it's just my opinion but I am right

  • lol great way to end the video

  • LOL pause @ 2:17 the eggbaby's expression matches terry's!

  • Batman sticking out his tongue....hahahahahha XD

  • Wait, he stuck his tongue out...out of the mouth on his mask.

    How the hell does that mask work?

  • @supasonicboom it's another one of those mysteries of Batman that we will probably never be able to understand

  • lol pause at 2:17

  • Hey maybe you could...

    *Batman stare*

    Nevermind...

  • bruce aka original bats would never take care of an egg doll and here's the proof,my god this episode is too funny!!!

  • Bruce is a bad grandpa

  • lol come on bruce kids are good for ya

  • I want a divorce!

  • 2:07, i know exactly how terry feels T.T

  • I first watched this in 2000. It is now 2011. Why haven't we invented Egg Babies yet?!

  • @iNinjaBuddy cause this takes place in 2039 in DC universeXD

  • @iNinjaBuddy Cause the show takes place in 2039.

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  • I love the taunt at the end. Hilarious XD

  • this episode makes me squee every time

  • 0:07 --- LOOOOOOOOOL!!!

  • 2:12 Funniest shit Batman has ever done lol sticking his tongue out with that face XD

  • the baby and terry both have the same expression when he flys up and sticks his tounge out.

  • it a egg fry it cook it even

  • 2:15 :P

  • Did you know this episode won an emmy for the year it aired. I even made a fanvid, which is available to watch on my channel now. Great vid, thanks for sharing!

  • even at old age Bruce does a awesome Batglare