Sexy Hiking - HARDER - (Part 2 END)

[dudeguy371]

Syobon Action + Sexy Hiking = GOD DAMMIT

[TechieRefugee]

Lol at Azurite trying to do it the hardcore way.

[ProMaxElite]

Thats very sexy hiking you doin there.

[goldteamrules1990]

you've got a schlong in me

[aisa130]

everytime i get frustrated i just seem to end up talking to myself and talking crap too, like talking to the game. guess im not the only one, its like trying to encourage the game and then its just FUCK WHAT ARE YOU DOING

[Takisawesome]

Derpy hooves beat this game in 2 minutes

[ilikecookies712]

x_x

[vinnie379]

you sound like onision

[VindictivePheasant]

@vinnie379 No, onision sounds like him.

[MARIOderekLUIGI]

@vinnie379 Onisions a fag

[MARIOderekLUIGI]

@vinnie379 Onisions a fag 

[WOOHOJEHA]

The music is waiting for an epic FUCK! xD

[blarfer]

i got through the first level in 2 minutes... that makes me feel like a nerd :(

[Simok1234]

Hmmm "Sexy Hiking - HARDER" that could be taken out of context......

[HeyLookItsASpah]

WOOLOULOULOULOULOOO

[TheStickKid]

"The musics even pausing, it's waiting for an epic OH FUCK!"

thats pretty epic.

[MrCoolNoah]

I did without dieing.. the entire time

[SailorXOdesSa]

ohhh.. . it's sad that you gave up.. .

[YorLope]

I actually got to the third stage of this shit. Another tree, and then you have to like fall and grab onto this tiny little ledge with your hammer. It's fucking impossible.

[stango127]

"the music stop waiting for a...OH FUCKCKKCKCK"

[NightmareSnake]

I couldn't get past the title screen. No pretense at all what the hell the controls are.

[dissident93]

What SNES song was it? If you even know.

[azuritereaction]

@dissident93 it was from donkey kong country 3

[dissident93]

@azuritereaction Alrighty.

[Aquamentus92]

after watching part 2, i just had to try it... i thought, "it couldnt possibly be THAT hard, maybe hes just having a bad day." i got past level 1 in just one try, easy as could be. i got about half way through level 2, and wow, just fuck that. its so impossibly hard.

[lilmatty33059]

this game is impossible on a laptop with a track pad

[Kriegdrache]

THOR, YOU MUST CLIMB THIS WALL

FOR ASGARD

[kragmor]

@Kriegdrache such an epic comment!!

[xSupernova92x]

You know wut would be cool, if you UnderClock any of this games :D or Overclock it just for the lols.

[MrTrax1990]

where do you go to play limbo

[MrMichael520]

@MrTrax1990 xbox store

[WhiiteNoise]

@MrTrax1990 gotta buy it, its worth it tho (Y)

[Gunmangreen]

I agree with the limbo suggestion, it was a REALLY good game

[Quilson455]

I believe in you man, don't give up on this quest........the people may still live........

[sonnetxi]

the music is pausing, its waiting for an epic OH FUCK!

[DesTiny2Kill]

Lol what a build up to, "You have to be the man of the hour." I was expecting "You gotta be THE GUY!"



[xXxNightMareZ]

this games song should be

hint 1: a van halen song

hint 2: eddie starts the song on keyboards

[azuritereaction]

@ssj5evilgoku i actually went through the ground in the first part

[NnRNoAh]

Hardcore games :S

[xXDannyThePunisherXx]

The Sexy Hiker is a retard :)) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

damn it >> this video was crasy :)) :D

[0applecider0]

His face kind of reminds me of Doug from that cartoon in the 90's... Idk why.

[yakuzapalooza]

PLAY AO ONI

[AceMasterDX]

5:05-5:07 is going to be my ringtone!!

[LanceDirk]

Have you heard of Limbo? My roommate was playing it. The visuals are amazing.

[azuritereaction]

@LanceDirk i havent heard of it, i'll check it out

[rollyourchair69]

@azuritereaction Limbo is an amazing game.

[AnduOlen13]

@azuritereaction limbo is actually really good, it's a xbox only game tho (as far as I know)

[TeamXero2Hero]

@azuritereaction its an XBLA game. (xbox live arcade)

[dshaw8771]

@azuritereaction Limbo was the greatest indie game I have ever played. I highly recommend it.

[ttin0]

@azuritereaction It's an Xbox arcade game.. If you want to go look for it, it's in the Xbox Live Games Marketplace ;)

[TheSonOfDumb]

@azuritereaction

You haven't heard of Limbo!?

HERETIC!

[lyokoBSTN]

@azuritereaction limbo is messed up man lol, it's on xbox as i know so far, whether it's on PC i'm not sure

[mazdarx7head]

Very very funny

[VSHDVideos]

I bet you get a jetpack for beating the game.

Yeah, that's right. You manage to finally learn how to climb up stuff with a hammer, and your reward is flying around as you please. Yup.

[SonicSpeedsMyGame]

I did make it up this wall :P I am THE MAN WHO WILL PROTECT THE FLOWERS! I AM, THE SEXY HIKER! XD

[kevinbomb121]

happy fun time @ 5:03 - 5:07

[Hintz6]

i have no idea why this is entertaining to watch, but i'm sitting here like "common man, you can do it."

[masonnomo2]

Turn up your mouse sensitivity speed lol

[junixmike]

I subbed purely for the oddball games you play...and the obnoxious commentary from facade or whatever that game is

[naeroikathgor]

@junixmike everyone else subbed for his rock band videos which he cant make anymore...lol

[azuritereaction]

@naeroikathgor i can make rock band/guitar hero videos, and i still am going to, it just takes a very long time because i have to make music from scratch myself, instead of just playing a chart.

[GuitarHeroIcon]

Just wondering. When will you upload the Facade episode where you tell Trip he has erectile DICKfuntion? That was my favorite by far.

[azuritereaction]

@GuitarHeroIcon i actually deleted that one, because outside of that line, that entire episode was pretty big fail haha

[GuitarHeroIcon]

@azuritereaction damn. i was actually looking foward to that one. well, not a huge loss. i could always just watch it on JTV.

[Seandude223]

We're gonna do it, we're gonna change the world with this hammer. Look the music's even epic OH FUCK!!!

XDD

[945round]

i put my volume down when i watch ur videos cause my mom thinks im watching like a nerdy hardcore porn...

[TheOrangeDart]

5:04 for "pew!"

[TheOrangeDart]

you find the weirdest games! lol!!

[Roo0oom]

0:38 ... that's what she said...

[Shogunelite]

Good lord, just watching gameplay is irritating! >.<

[GratsProductions]

Is that Rayman's retarded cousin?

[MEATWADFTW]

can you do the unfair platformer?

[tannarfun]

waiting for an epic OH FUCK lol

[mmorpger69]

Did you film this a long time ago and it was gathering dust in your files of stuff to upload on your computer? Or did you do this recently in a stream that i may have missed?

[azuritereaction]

@mmorpger69 well, this is probably 4 or so months old

[xSnowSnow]

if i made a song on guitar hero will you play it?

[azuritereaction]

@xSnowSnow sure, if its not a cover of a famous song or anything

[MattTheSpratt]

Sexy Hiker lost his sexy.

[HadzicWins]

I could GUARANTEE you that if Azurite played with a laptop mouse pad, the laptop would be smothered into pieces against the wall then burned by his dick.

Burned by his dick? What the fuck?

[InternalFaggotry]

@HadzicWins Azurite is just that awesome, that he can burn things with his dick.

[HadzicWins]

@HadzicWins You're soooo correct. I should've looked at the facts! :O

[RNagel2]

WOW THAT GAME WAS TERRIBLE

[Polaf3456]

I loved your human civilization statement... We may be a race to ourselves but when viewed on a space scale we are simply a civilization. :p

[nunovanhalen023]

what is sunfish?

[xkillerofallx]

i got to the second level like you and in the beginning almost made it after that no such luck and the music doesn't make it easier

[TheSideshowNick]

The controls look to difficult. Most people would delete this game in their recycle bin.

[xkillerofallx]

@TheSideshowNick the controls are the arrow keys and mouse just the mouse no clicks

[comedyplanofficalTM]

playing a metal solo at 700BPM would be easier than this.....

[yinyang555]

Oh FUCK!

[zn0rffs]

would you say this is more frustrating then syobon action ? :P

[TheFishieOne]

You should make a video of you playing the Spongebob Boat-O-Cross game, I 100% guarantee it would be a hilarious commentary and you wouldn't make it past the 3rd level.

[azuritereaction]

@TheFishieOne I'd totally do that (although I have beaten it haha), but Viacom is insane with copyright on Spongebob stuff, so I don't think I'd wanna risk it. :X

[TheFishieOne]

@azuritereaction Ah, that's frustrating. That would have a been awesome to watch.

[vugolol]

I got pretty quick to Level 4, but then I stopped cause I was so pissed because of this level and level 3. I didn't even got to see what Level 4 looked like lol.

[jaysteelsun]

"The music's even pausing it's waiting for an epic OH FUCK!!!"

[BIGman19961000]

he looks like a bald walugi

[crow41798]

Do you have a good antivirus, Azurite? I'm thinking that some of these game downloads might be viruses.

[azuritereaction]

@crow41798 yeah, I have AVG. The website I'm getting these from virus-checks stuff beforehand, too.

[xKluuzx]

This game makes me feel uncomfortable, must be the frustration.

[Swedernish]

Hey guys :D if you want to see my version of this commentary on this game and any more maybe give my channel a checking out? :D im about to upload a hotel 626 commentary :D <3

Loved the video dezmond :D

[85NAV]

"Its waiting for a epic OH FUCK!"

[Omabroodje]

Circular motion is the answer



[ScottyStegosaurus]

Hey Azurite, Could you possibly do some more "Happy wheels" videos?

I Love When You did the commentaries on them. :]

[azuritereaction]

@ScottyStegosaurus I have at least another 15 Happy Wheels videos coming :)

[bahamat52]

@azuritereaction u should try the ninja game :p

[ScottyStegosaurus]

@azuritereaction When Abouts do you think you will upload them, My house is being reno'd in the middle of june, So anytime before then, Would greatly appreciated from a lifetime fan. :]

[JacoblCanada]

lmfao

[blinkr0cker182]

i hate it when i can't get my hammer up :)

[BADRANG4EVER]

hey azurite, I subscribe to roosterteeth and they have these videos called "ragequit" with the same guy going pissing mad over games he´s playing and I feel that you are starting to do the same way with your recent videos. there´s nothing bad about this of course but is your channel gonna keep going in this direction?

will you EVER do more ryhytm game videos or what?

[azuritereaction]

@BADRANG4EVER The eventual "final state" of my channel is going to be a mixture of video game commentaries, rhythm games every so often, music videos for bands, and other video work I'm doing at the time.

I am trying to do more rhythm game videos, but the ONLY way I can put them up is to make the music from scratch myself, or get permission from bands, or do video game cover songs. So instead of about 1 hour to make a video, now it takes 10+ hours to make said videos, so it takes a long time.

[BADRANG4EVER]

@azuritereaction hm, well if it is THAT hard to make videos with rhythm games in them...I just had a thought yesterday, see you play drums in the games and you´ve done videos ages ago with you performing drum covers. Would be awesome if you could do those as a main feature on your channel wouldn´t you agree? Some of the rock band videos has TONS of wiews and even though rock band is doing great and many people subbed to you because of the drums maybe you could still make drum vids without RB..

[azuritereaction]

@BADRANG4EVER I'd love to do drum covers too, but as you can see, every one of my drum covers has had to be audio-swapped because they were hit with copyright.

Bottom line, here's what isn't copyright on YouTube:

-Stuff you 100% make yourself

-Stuff you get full permission from the band and label from

-Video game covers/video game music

Anything else is copyright in some way, shape or form. :/ I'm making my own music soon though, so I'll likely do real drum videos of those. :)

[mechamind90]

@azuritereaction - I'd say the Video game covers/video game music rule only applies to accounts shared with groups such as Machinima Network. Otherwise, it's considered copyright.

[BADRANG4EVER]

@azuritereaction god fuckin dammit, these copyrights are getting WAAAAY out of hand. I mean I put up a video with foo fighters(maybe you´d like to see it?) and it got a copyright claim right away although the only thing it´s done is getting prevented for wiewers in germany WTFLOLBBQ

I mean this is my fourth account, the latest two got shut down due to me getting too many claims on my videos and too many videos removed...

[Ayoul]

@BADRANG4EVER how about you stop using copyrighted content. maybe that could fix things. you know copyrights exist for a reason man. would you like your music (or how about something you made) used without your permission?

[Hal648]

@BADRANG4EVER I would point out that that guy is just acting in those videos, where as these tend to be actual(ite) reactions. So I think you should draw your own conclusions.

[gearsofwartworocks]

@BADRANG4EVER yeah azuritereaction has been doing that far before ragequit was ever a segment on rooster teeth.

[Platinumskull101]

@BADRANG4EVER i saw that video and it was fuckin hilarious

[ebs28]

@BADRANG4EVER "ragequit" is totally different. i think azurite is doing well =)

[Paintmail023]

How would you compare this game to Syobon Action and Owata?

[azuritereaction]

@Paintmail023 this is more frustrating

[coder49]

@azuritereaction in all fairness, this didn't make you go apeshit like owata did xD

[tifranpilote]

@azuritereaction Really?



[azuritereaction]

@tifranpilote yep

[mrbutterton]

you should have called this part "So close yet so far" lol

[blockjok]

You should stream tonight!

[cooldud8]

I just played this game and OH MY.....toooooo difficult :P

[Mattieee0wnz]

So much for a one part:P

[smeerios]

Hoooooooly shit, its physically impossible to play this game for 5+ minutes without yelling profanity at your screen

[aandfriends]

so frustrating to watch D:

[nocternospirited]

lol it's like you're trying to train a dog.

[kekezee]

i tried this game.. its SUPER hard i almost cried at that wall after tree..

[splintercell2013]

azur you know this game is sexy

just like that duck

[GLaDOSofGH3]

Your playing it the wrong kind of way, dont launch or self like that, seldom do u have to launch. Instead, place the pick in the right spot and move yourself up. Bouncing around is a horrible strategy. You've prob already figured that out.

[diegomania20]

Dez you think you can solve a Rubik's Cube W/out a guide?

[azuritereaction]

@diegomania20 yeah

[armegeddis]

@azuritereaction Without paint?

[westr5000]

@azuritereaction Aha! Video ?! Would be good xD

[supalesser]

you should play ginormo sword its an awesome free game search it up :)

[RoleyPOHLeyOly]

Watching this baked is absolutely NUTS!!! Crazy game!

[marfu999]

What song is playing in the background, normally?

[azuritereaction]

@marfu999 a song from donkey kong country 3

[LukMillion]

you seem like you are in a very good mood playing this

[SlyzerTheHedgehog]

Are you gonna put up Revenge of the Sunfish anytime soon?

[azuritereaction]

@SlyzerTheHedgehog yep :)

[Nragemachine]

Are you gonna be streaming today Azurite?

[azuritereaction]

@Nragemachine maaybe dunno

[Leon14000]

@azuritereaction IF YOU DO I WILL FUCKING SHIT OUT MY DICK AZURITE!

[wtfnumbnuts]

1:13 = arousing

[MrRetlav]

Look at that sexy hiker.... god dam this is so sexy it gets to be pornographic....

[MisterBeaverSaysNo]

Yes! Moore Sexy Hiking! :D Your giving me an awesome hardcore manmeat boner....

[GmodCaboose56]

And the sexiness ends. :P

[PojkenCharlie]

This reminds me of QWOP.

Goddamn that game, and goddamn this game too. Just, no.

Good attempts though. You've got way more patience than me. I would've smashed my computer with a hammer of my own within the first minute. XD

[Kylermannn]

lol take it slower, your flinging yourself all over the place

[dbzrocks2]

"the Games waiting for an epic,OH FUCK!"i lol'ed

[mpt111]

:O It's Rayman!

[KingsHeartX3]

I find this hard to masturbate to.

[RonnyWho]

That hammer is his penis btw.

[xGCxn00b]

"i cant get my hammer up... that sounds wrong!"

[GRIM1000Eyes]

lol I played this....it's even harder than what you make it out to be, I got to the end of the first level and I couldn't do shit on this one.

[SilentGMafia]

Play this is only one level

[BOpNAn1993]

It's a pity you had to turn off the game music, but watching the appearance of the game, I imagine it's pretty silly.

[jdray1969]

You should play QWOP haha(:

[jdray1969]

You should play QWERTY haha(:

[driftnut6]

Its waiting for an epic "AHHHH FUCK" 2:41

[ggINcs]

The first level isn't even that hard but this one... Fucking insanity D:

[mikiarca]

"It is waiting for an epic OH FUCK!"

[WalkAroundDude]

Azurite, are you going to do any more obscure DOS games?

[azuritereaction]

@WalkAroundDude yep, ive got at least three more coming: Monty Python, Megaman, and Bart's House of Weirdness, there's more i'll do too i'm sure

[awesomereece123]

Where do you find these games?

[azuritereaction]

@awesomereece123 mainly searching gamemaker sites, but also recommendations from other people, random youtube videos i find, etc.

[awesomereece123]

@azuritereaction I think I'd rather eat an actual turd than play some of these games you play :/

[MisterBeaverSaysNo]

@azuritereaction game maker... a endless treasure chest of shitt.