Dateline NBC: To Catch A Predator - Long Beach, California Part 3

[TalusOmega]

sehr pleece she say it okai xD best defense ever

[Trolololollords]

ben and jerry's funky monkey?!........ BRASS MONKEY!! THAT FUNKY MONKEY... >_>

[rara1800]

a father of 3??? =(

[Banminator]

holy shit that last guy didnt have a seat?!?!?!

[HumorousLOL]

LOL "I didn't do anything.." He sounded like such a bitch haha

[AeonXero]

21 people are curious predators.

[IHateDrumMachines]

Why do all men think everyone wants to see their genitals? Every one of these pedos is sending out pictures of their genitals, like it's a hobby or something. Maybe we just don't want to see them!

[easypimpin123]

y is the fat guy only "so sorry" after he realizes hes caught

[6895Anna]

I laughed, SO HARD at, "ben and jerry's funky monkey?"

[Morningstack]

Their Boy decoy looks like a total fag...I guess that means he's an amazing actor :P

[Maserati7200]

LOL

[RebeL9040]

ben and jerry's funky monkey?

[Shiny062]

2:39 DAT SEXY PROFILE PIC

[ND7652]

Cisnero's line @ 8:07 was " You don't think about the age you just think about doing it" .

So if she's 80 he STILL coming over RIGHT ???

[ND7652]

I'm taking BETS that Bob Salinas would have clocked the time with to 13 y/o as part of the "servicing".

[k4mru7]

I wonder how bad Cisnero's online name was considering they were happy to show that guy who had the name IWantToRapeYouAnally

Also the acting of that male decoy is shockingly bad

[revettes]

aw the poor virgin D:

[VinceEastOfficial]

Nobody knows you chris bruv! loool

[TheAzucenaLC]

guy:sir im not a real predotor

chris:o ur a pretend predotor

guy:no sir

me:then wtf are you!! haha

[bmbpdk]

"Hi, Long Beach Police..." LMFAO

[MrMysweetusername]

@sharkonabicycle You are a god amongst men. ULTIMATE TROLL HAHAH

[sentinelx1337]

What happened to the sandwiches??? What a waste of perfectly good food.

[sylore772]

LOLOLOL

So you're not a real predator?

You're a pretend predator?

So you're a curious predator?

[OfficialSykoSolja]

FUCK! Now I want to know Cisneros screen name.

[binglehoser]

if that guys dick is as big as his ears he could get any girl he wanted

[KrashKrazyKash]

Dude, when these idiots are sayin' that it's their "First Time" talking to a young girl, I believe it. I mean, damn, NO ONE ELSE will or has talked to them.. Did they really think that some 13 yr old girl was going to let THEM touch them? Fuckin' idiots should be shot..

[richardcard82]

Looks like the only sandwich he will be having

(Puts on sunglases)

Is a cockmeat sandwich!

YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

[Nickykaya925]

The male decoy is a little strange lol

[globe255]

@Nickykaya925 Thats because acting doesnt sounds naturally but too artificial.

If they just used a common person (not actor) it would be more real.

[hacky33]

pause press 5 thats not,.....

[cdw100]

goodbye job!

[gayisrave]

nothing better than sex and lunch with a 13 year old

[ItsUnorthodox]

@swlovesvegans he's fucking annoying

[BackPeddlingNoob]

@ItsUnorthodox That's the whole point about have a boy decoy for perverts :P

[swlovesvegans]

i love the male decoy

[JJSLAP]

Can't feel bad for pedo's but it's tough to lose your virginity in prison. lmao

[iBeParker]

CHICKEN MOTHERFUCKING SANDWICHES!

[ThePirateCritic]

8:36 Henry Winkler on a tricycle?

[KINGARTHUR3341]

When chris hansen said "just a curious predator?" in 1:18 , the fool should of said "im a badass predator".

[50Mrmasta]

These dudes dont really want underage girls... Most of them cant get girls so they settle for these minors... Im not saying what they are doing is right but they dont need to be demoralized... Going to jail is enough and if you dont believe me then go to jail and see for yourself.

[DarkEmergence]

That male decoy was piling it on thick

[richardcard82]

It would be super funny if Chris just started grubbing on the food the pedo's bring as hes doing the interviews, LOL

[oHsHiZbRaH77]

@actualasian How?

[BeeRocket2010]

MAYBE A 6YR OLD LOOKING FOR SEX IN A CHAT ROOM IS A TAD UNCONVINCING SO MAYBE 9 AND LOOKING TO BE A MODEL AND SEE WHERE THE CONVERSATION LEADS

[BeeRocket2010]

I LOVE THIS SHOW!! I THINK ITS GREAT TO SINGLE THESE FILTHY CUNTS OUT, NAME THEM AND SHAME THEM AND THEN SET HUGE BAILS AND THEN SENTENCE THEM FOR LONG JAIL STINTS. ONLY IF I WAS RUNNING THE SHOW I WOULD SMASH EACH GUY IN THE FACE AND ALSO I THINK THE GIRL SHOULD BE YOUNGER LIKE 6YRS OLD AND CATCH THE PRICKS THAT ARE THERE TO VISIT A 6YR OLD AND THEN WATCH THEM LIE AND SQUIRM!

[actualasian]

hanson is somewhat a douche

[actualasian]

the decoy should not wear overalls

[Theamazingpinkninja]

The older dude freaks me out the most. That's just sick. I feel sorta bad for the 22 year old but he should still be prosecuted.

[Tankstatus]

LOL nicest officer ever 5:18 "HI, Long Beach Police...Put ur hand up" Classic

[Aelfgeft]

FUNKY FUCKIN MONKEY

[OfficialBASH]

What Horomonless 21 Year Old Can Succesfully Pass As A 13 Year Old?

[YouCantHoldOnTooLong]

James Cisneros's disturbing screen name that they couldn't broadcast is actually "I_love_to_fuck_twelve_year_ol­d_girls_hard_enough_to_bust_th­eir_fucking_cherries_and_I_lov­e_to_fuck_their_assholes_until­_I'm_ready_to_blast_my_wad_int­o_their_mouths_and_make_them_s­wallow_every_drop_of_my_gooey_­jizz_69

Therefore, it's no wonder the people from Dateline NBC couldn't broadcast his graphic and disturbing screen name!

~Dutch

[UndergroundMakeup]

Oh no, 20 years of copying gone down the drain.. He probably worked so hard for that.. Ha.

[mookixox]

@UndergroundMakeup With every predator caught a badly needed minimum wage job opening arrives to help the u.s economy! Simply Brilliant!

[Punkrockfan001]

@ 5:26 cop reaches in to grab the sandwiches.

and thinks your not gunna need these where your going.

these chicken sandwiches are mine now.lol

[saraodea21]

what a weirdo

[TheTotalRugby]

13 year old whos taller than a grown man

fucking hell

[mgibbs88]

It's funny when they think Chris Hansen is a cop.

[TheRealMXR5150]

I think at least half of these pedos wear jorts.

[DanishPatriot92]

7:49 ROFL

imChrisHansonwithdatelinenbcan­dweredoingastoryonadultswhomee­tkidsontheinternet

[TheAlbinoplatypus23]

@DanishPatriot92 can'tbreakthosecuffs!

[TheAzucenaLC]

@DanishPatriot92 lmao!!!!

[KaiserFailed]

@DanishPatriot92 LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[rancoroso]

HAVE A SEAT!

[omiddarkjoker]

Does Chris Hanson eat the sandwiches?

[Darksin98]

How the fuck did the 18 yrs old boy actor looked like 13 yrs old?!

[Florida31]

@Darksin98 He was 21 indeed and looks like this.

[Sharkonabicycle]

Dude I want to work for Dateline. I'd be like, "Here b**ch move over." Starts chatting with pedo, "I want teriyaki, a 6 pack of beer, and some good bourbon. I'll TOTALLY sleep with you."

And then when the fool brings it, that's my chow time. Hell, I'd get the next guy to buy me a couple blu-rays.

[Xzamilloh]

@Sharkonabicycle settle down, spaz. It's not that funny.

[Rainbolical4]

@Sharkonabicycle When I'm older i wanna work for dateline :) i'm young-looking and i would love to have people bring me stuff only to watch them get arrested

[teflondon91]

@Sharkonabicycle have fun tossing a guys salad for your teriyaki dinner,LoL

[drosera88]

@Sharkonabicycle 'Frag' already gets the food dude. Obviously.

[TheRaleyman]

Stupid ass pedo. That kid is definitely NOT 13.

[chainsolid]

"im not a real predator sir"

"so youre a pretend predator?"

"noo.. im just curious.."

"Youre a curious predator?"

LoooL

[ZeeZarian]

Wow, someone actually resisted Chris Hanson's powers of persuasion.

Chris: "Please, have a seat."

Pedo: "Why?"

Chris: "Have a seat."

Pedo: "No."

Chris: "I'm Chris Hanson."

Pedo: "Okay."

Chris: "And I want to ask you some questions, please have a seat."

Pedo: "Nnnno."

Chris thinking: "How the hell is he DOING this?!"

[KaossilatorHQ]

imchrishansenfromdatelinenbcan­dwe'redoingastoryonchildpredat­orswhotrytomeetkidsontheintern­et.

[whitekiller007]

Chris Handson- Have you seen this show on television?

Clante- Sir Sir yes Sir, i watch your show on youtube.

[ChristianLueder]

That male decoy acts TO flaming :)

[duduvissotto]

SICK BASTARDS !!!!!

I'D KILL THESE SICK FUCKERS IF THEY CAME AFTER MY CHILDREN !!!

[tsb049]

"I made up some drinks, why don't you pour me some" male decoy

pour yourself a drink you lazy fuck.

[lafucil]

"Code bleu....chicken cordon bleu"

"Sand which extraction complete"

"Tangarade down!"

[TheJeej]

20 people didn't get a sandwich.

[AugF0rc3]

I'm not a criminal, sir

PUT YOUR HANDS UP!

I'm not a criminal, sir!

Waitwaitwait...this guy says he's not a criminal. Are we sure we have the right guy??

[tsb049]

omg that male decoy is so annoying and can't act at all. The decoy scares the predators away rather than make them stay.

[almasdp]

@tsb049 i will have to agree with that, what 13 year old is that over confident and calm at the though of meeting a stranger older men for sex?...

[Deere55]

Cisnero's screen name was "whittierlacumandbig"

[NYG4LIFE123]

How the hell do they pass off a 21 year old as a 13 year old?

Dem Boy Lovin' Predos aren't very smart, are they?

[Vytality18]

Chris Hansen - The Extreme Edition.

Predator: This was a wake-up call for me sir.

Chris: A wake-up call? Thats horseshit, ok listen up butt -munch this is Dateline NBC and in 20 seconds your gonna take a trip to a notorious prison filled with rapists who will put your name at the top of their list anyday of the week. Now thats a wake-up call!

[CottonCandyBoner]

I personally think, they should fill the kool-aid with urine and see how much they'll drink before Chris Hanson comes out.

[natevines]

The 21 year old actor sounds like a faggot

[PaperSailship]

making love to a minor.....? RAPING a minor

[jameson32]

7:50 "I'mChrisHansenwithDatelineNBC­andwe'redoingastoryonadultswho­meetkidsontheInternet"



[Vulcanized]

@jameson32 I fuckin' lol'd.

[MsYeahBlah]

did clemente go to jail?

[tsb049]

@MsYeahBlah nah he only got community service and a lifetime registration as a sex offender

[MsYeahBlah]

did he go to jail?

[JayDeCapp]

loool ben and jerry's funky monkey

[MrHugorocks]

pretend predator curious predator lol sir im not a predator sir what a dumb ass

[Thenextworldc]

HOW the hell can "CISNEROS" Plead not guilty? He was pulling out the condom ready to have sex when chris walked in..Yall heard him "Where, we going to do this" "Right here" and he had his hand on the condom. He was def coming to rape without hesitation!

[OnslaughtTV2020]

Chris Hansen has a fetish for pedophiles.

[meggie590]

His screen name

[meggie590]

I wanna know what's

[ItchingJ]

The male decoy is soooooo gay

[Tenki09]

the male decoy really enjoys his acting

[cheetocairo]

I almost feel bad for the 22 year old virgin; he doesn't seem like he is a sick guy like these other predators who will continue to try to abuse children without intense help; he seems more like he thought a 13 year old seemed less intimidating for his first time and he wouldn't seek out children in the future; not that that's an excuse, he should be punished, but I don't think he's sick

[PaperSailship]

@cheetocairo ......uhhhhhhh,no. 

[Hsmgirl97]

i love how these police were actually calm and nice when the man walked out :D

[gasenkotsu]

FREE SANDWICHES! 

[katkal3]

they should release a revamped version of these episodes.Like put funny thought bubbles coming out of chris,the decoys,cops and/or the pervs. Kinda like the show blind date.

[katkal3]

at 3.21 the pedo is thinking at that exact moment "you motherfucking cockblocker!"

[imani1126]

the boy decoy isn't as believable...he's creepy...

[imani1126]

"sir please" lolololol

[jo2305]

3:20 BORAT

[FamousMovieScenes09]

"Sir, i'm not a really predator, sir"

*facepalm*

[fortesqueca]

Cops: Hands on the ground! Hands on the ground!

*perp gets on the ground arms spread out, Chris Hansen peeks out the door*

Hansen: Lookin' like a foo wit your hands on the ground!

[justatractgirl]

SER PLEES lol

[gameshowluvr86]

@justatractgirl LOL!! I was about pee myself at that part...

[dsfwrestling]

you think the cops ate the sandwiches?

[Bertolucci]

@dsfwrestling Chicken sandwiches man, who wouldn't?

[chadley1700]

@dsfwrestling definitely.

[cranberry411]

4:30, fucken prevert ,he probably use to watch his daughter in the shower oh sorry didnt know anyone was in here for some reason he couldnt hear the water..

[cranberry411]

2:30 lol

[CssAfc]

nice product placement with the koolaid. lawlarge

[masu485]

7:19 that's the first time EVER I've heard Hansen introduce himself right away. I think he got put off by the guy refusing to take a seat. Hansen must have been like 'WTF, this guy's still standing'

[thagingerbreadman]

Cisneros look like a real life Butthead

[XxiTz5mUrFxX]

ben and jerry's funky monkey. that's classic

[aguzman2011]

the pigs ate the sandwiches...

[aguzman2011]

cock meat sandwich

[njdevilchild]

Do all these homes come with a stool and bar!?

[gettingittight]

19 people like ben and jerrys funky monkey.

[699backstab]

I love how they just write with a marker on paper to take pictures. They should put a duncecap and a clown nose on them to to enhance my enjoyment of the beginning of the end of their lives on earth.

[Axemeistergitbox]

Chris Hansen wants that guy to taste the Kool-aid

[no3l86]

Lot of white guys and Latinos it seems. Fucking sad.

[CssAfc]

@no3l86 sponkeys?

[rockyfan94]

It would be funny if he said "you know i'm chris hansen with NBC Dateline" and then someone just pulls a handgun out of their pants and shoots him in the face lol

[jasutin22]

thumbs up if the guy decoy sounds like a fruit

[vbt14589]

Pedo: it's my first time. Hansen: I hear that a lot. ROFL!!!

[theog67]

lo00000000000ol

[xwhisperwarsx]

a curious predator LOL

[SovereignXI]

omg tht guy refused 2 "have a sit" hansen is losing his psychic powers

[sacariomuse]

Pause at 3:04...it says bob10282001...then at the end it says pol_clemente, and that was the guy who pulled his shirt over his head earlier in the episode. I just noticed that. Not that it matters much lol.

[ThePunisherNWO]

u guys do know this show is all scripted with paid actors right

[WhatTH3fuckkkkkkkk]

" Ben and Jerrys funky monkey" LMFAO

[PLURTwiTcH]

he thinks hes meeting a 13 year old. for sex and lunch.

[kennethoo]

" what kind of sandwhiches did you bring"

hahaha wtf the most random ice breaker ever.

[wammers09]

Ben n Jerry's funky monkey? Lmao its CHUNKY. Not funky

[omgplis]

@MrMrKew are you stupid? These are predators moron!!!

[MrMrkew]

Chris is so mean to people.

[mrunderdawg12]

@MrMrkew why be nice to someone who could possibly try to have sex with a teen that u kno lol.

[RobRobertTheMovieGuy]

7:51, people are so rude to Chris. Stuck-up pedophiles.

[RobRobertTheMovieGuy]

A dumb Fuggin Predator?

[StealthTacticsClan]

Next Season

Pedo:no im going

Chris hanson: NOO TOO MANY PEOPLE WALKED OUT ON ME BEFORE I INTRODUCED MYSELF SOO UR GUNNA SIT THE FUDGICLES DOWN

[JaeSavagetv]

LMAO @5:23 "HI, Long Beach Police" They so polite.



[tedwilli9]

I wish Chris Hansen was like, "WHAT'S MY NAME! WHO AM I! WHAT'S MY NAME!"

[BumperMorgan]

8:35 - Henry Winkler, no!!!!

[outragious]

Chris would be the biggest bamf ever if he took the guys sandvich and started eating it!

[SkeeteRX8]

chris hansen shouldve just eaten a sandwich

[marinesdude69]

damn...i bet these decoys are making bank

[landenrud]

my name is chris hanson... and i want to play a game...

[TheMinimums]

"pretend predator"

[matvangogh]

it would be funny if chris started eating the sandwiches

[MichRockHop81108]

ha fucking ha fucking WOW.....

1:43- Im sorry

wow.....this is why the CUNT that got this show canceled is a...CUNT!

[Smt923]

sir please

[Punkrockfan001]

NOTICE all these pedos plead not guilty.

even the ones that admitted what they

were doing was wrong in the house.lol

[airborne101st45]

@Punkrockfan001 That's because most lawyers advice them to plead not guilty 

[animekitten1]

@Punkrockfan001 IKR

[RazR131]

@Punkrockfan001 I know it annoys the hell out of me!!

[ozipk]

@Punkrockfan001 They plead not guilty because they know they have a good chance they will get away with it, due to lack of evidence because most of their confessions and the evidence were made under a breach of rights. But then ratings are more important than convictions eh..

[itzkolpi]

@Punkrockfan001 doesn't matter, their lives are now fucked up

[GSPRKY]

@Punkrockfan001 You probably already know this but I thought I'd bring it up just due to your comment. This is a weak spot in regards to our court system in america. They are pleading guilty in hopes of probably just getting their charges lowered. They'll probably take pleas for lesser charges if given the opportunity. Really it's all a waiting game, you can sit in jail & keep getting continuances before actually going to court. In hopes of not going to court, usually the prosecution will

[GSPRKY]

@Punkrockfan001 offer a plea. In my opinion, this process is bad because you should do the time that your crime gives you & with this process, it makes our system seem lazy. I understand its because of how packed & busy our courts & jails are but it isn't right to give one criminal a different penalty than someone else for the same crime. Just my opinion.

[Griffinltd]

@Punkrockfan001

I don't know if someone has already told you but most of them plead 'no contest,' not 'not guilty. It's essentially the same as saying they're guilty.

[TheBattlesOfAllTime]

"lol" doean't mean "hehe". Chris hansen isn't update

[TheGuinnessboys]

1:57 "eh homes! whata bout my carr?"