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  • Oh my Me!

  • that was the day i created opossums.....but seriously this guy is great

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  • Words of wisom.

    His words give me hills.

  • have you ever heard of Frankie boyle ffs

  • now I hv to create replubicans... buahahahahahah!!! what a genious!!!

  • what an enthusiastic audience...

  • genius ... amazing, he knew it  30 years ago!

  • lol words of wisom

  • Bill Hicks - True Genius !!!

  • love this bit!!! miss u billiam

  • smart man!

  • Words of wisom, to much lsd?

  • Come back Bill. 

  • Words of wisom

  • I don't use drugs, but the man hasn't told a lie in anything he's said

  • my dreams:

    1)make many fields and prossess factories for hemp and food.

    2)get rich so i could get help packaches and food fields in countrys where peapole are starving.

    3)start collecting money for the poor.

    4)grow so much cannabis so i could be high 24/7 to my death.

  • @multicultivate i can get behind that....you need a drone worker...hit me up...

  • 1,999 liker :D

  • Thank you Bill.

  • so fuckin' epic

    such a world changer.

  • Bill Hicks was a very smart offensive guy! i wish he was alive to see him do more comedy!

  • implying god is real

  • @DreamJ2eaper Shouldn't you be masturbating to loli, neckbeard?

  • lol loads of people dont agree with that haha you cunts

  • bill hicks is shit.

  • 38 republicals disliked being a punchline

  • Words of Wisom?

  • So this is where tool took that from

  • How Jim Morrison of him.

  • Wow, what he said at 5:41-5:57 is what I always thought before I stumbled upon this vid.

  • He brings a good message!!!!! YOU"RE FUCKING AWESOME! BILL

  • i took 1 1/2 tabs of 200ug acid and had a fucking rollercoaster of a ride, first i was like "we are all one!!!" then i was like "IM DIEING!!!!!" lol

  • @nickthegrizzly2 bullshit, or you wouldn't be posting dumb shit on the internet.

  • oh my me XD

  • "now i have to create republicans" haha

  • I felt compelled to transcribe this:

    Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather!

  • @DJActivitY awesome!!!! ^_^

  • "Oh my Me!" Hilarious

  • it can also cure cancer look it up on u tube...

  • Like " I Am Consciousness" on facebook,and join the revolution.

    Boycot the system and let truth and logic take care of you. LovE!

  • perception cockslap

  • @k1ll3rl0rd hahahaha your awsome..made my day..or night..lol

  • Today a young man on acid realized that his walls were made of edible rainbows that he could walk through like a waterfall only to get the delicious rainbow on his clothes which are hovering above him while he is inside of a milk carton which is beyond its expiration date.

  • this guys nuts

  • @nauris708 You remind me of the characters he personifies in this film /watch?v=11Fl9ZVJ7B8&feature=r­elated

  • wisom...what is this wisom...i want some wisom

  • Words Of WISOM!

  • Wisdom*

  • People who are in control want there slaves or "followers" to be simple minded it is that easy.

  • We should have a televised program that has a room full of open minded philosphers speaking to one another about anything while on acid and weed high as fuck trying to find the mystery's of the universe. 

  • "Thank you very much, you've been great, I hope you enjoy it"

  • We lost a moron - that is a great bit. The problem in today's world is there are too many people trying to protect morons by making everything idiot proof. The idiots are here to enable wiser and smarter indivuduals to learn from their stupid mistakes - not protect them from themselves.

  • WE LOST A MORON. LET'S FUCKING CELEBRATE.

  • marijuana is a LEGAL substance to some drugs. marijuana is not a drug. it's like calling TEA a drug.

  • Everyone should have listened to this guy.

  • possoms >!!!

  • WISOM?

    Wisom really? wisom wheres the D

  • @longlivelink123

    well i could be wrong, but i believe Wisom is an old wooden ship used during the civil war era.

  • @longlivelink123 here-----> :D

  • Nice job spelling....... you fricken idiot!!!! 4:15

  • LET'S DEBATE DRUGS, OVER COMEDY, BECAUSE I'M 15, AND THINK I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!

    Shut the fuck up kids, Jesus, appreciate something that's before your time, and much better, and grow up while your at it.

  • just cause its a plant doesnt mean it should be legal look at coke its a plant

  • @zryan161 and its fucking great

  • @zryan161 Well, I suppose the difference is that the coca plant is refined (by humans) into these drugs, which you (I presume) are suggesting create societal problems. Poppy seeds come from plants as well, you can eat them or you can create horrible nasty drugs from them... Same with Ergot from wheat. (Makes LSD) but I think Bills point is based on his theory of natural drugs being an "accelerator pad for our evolution." or "to make marijuana against the law is like saying 'god made a mistake'."

  • @zryan161 you are obviously stupid. cocaine is man made. the plant itself is called COCA. the drug (and that's why it's called a DRUG) is an intentionally made chemical... while marijuana.. well.. it just has to grow and dry

  • @izvunzemen cocaine is natural, it occurs in the plant and people make tea from it. Coke is fine if you're careful with it anyway, no drugs should be illegal.

  • @RhiehnD the plant is coca. that's natural. cocaine isn't natural. it's chemistry. shut the fuck up. thanks.

  • the 29 dislikes makes the like bar look lik a lit blunt :P

  • @sf2400 made out of MJ Leaf :)

  • @sf2400 freshly lit too

  • First time I have head this guy.

    - Very, VERY true. This man is ahead of his time!

  • @domsaleo He's not ahead of his time, Its just Descartes.

  • It is easy to talk the talk but maybe if he hadn't spent his life doing everything he talked about in the first half of the video then he could have done something to contribute toward what he was talking about at the end

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  • @ATHballer31 our world views are shaped entirely by our own experiences. his experiences with drugs have lead him to view the world this way. without them, he would have been a completely different person. he gained knowledge through his use of drugs, and this knowledge is what he talks about in his second half. and by explaining to people his insights through comedy, he WAS doing something to change it, the best way he knew how.

  • I agree with every word. That is rare for a person like me.

  • There has been a study by Georgia Tech University, saying that a "runners high" in in fact, NOT, caused by endorfines, but (correct me if im wrong) endocannabus. Your body makes it own pot. The brain has fucking cannabus(or THC receptors, not sure, little high) receptors in the brain!! Our species adapted to get fucking high!!! LOOK IT UP! So assholes, why isn't it legal? Because the big fancy customs officar would lose his hummer.

  • Tool...enough said. Maynard i mean.

  • @Spencerthemam17 not sure what you mean? i was thinking tool used bill hicks comedy on their album.. so tool really didnt say anything they just used Bill Hicks. i may be wrong tho. its been 10years since ive listened to a tool album

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  • WORDS OF WISOM???

  • @ironman197268 You said:  "Maybe you shouldn't make comments like you do unless you really no somebody, It make you look kind of dumb!"

    HA that's classic! Pretty sure when you said no you meant know, and I'm sure you know you don't capitalize the It after the coma in that sentence, and the word you were looking for after that It, was probably makes instead of make, because you are smart, right?

    God I love the Internet sometimes....LOL Retards.

  • Please visit my channel,its a tribute to the great Bill Hicks.

    RIP BILL,Luv & Miss Ya!

  • true that fuckin shit

  • Comedy, it requires a happy ending, he forgot , he is more like a tragedy... Lots of horrible truths and a bad ending....yep TRAGEDY!

  • "wisom" this error does not help this video's cause.

  • this guy just doesnt do it for me

  • @oaklandrmoss18 you must have listened with the volume off

  • @oaklandrmoss18 he's a really clever guy and makes some great points, but yeah he just wasnt as funny as everyone says imo

  • The love we seek to destroy and hide by fear and lies will out and there will be a day when the curtains fall and we see the world as it is,men like Bill Hicks will never have statues built and will never be remembered in history as men who made a difference,mainly because they spoke the truth about the world we live in!Maybe it's time to change!

  • @Sheoloch the vial has fallen .... every stoner I know has heard, too many people are speaking out for it not to be known, churches are talking about it to there youths....

  • oh my me ....

  • wow... he would have been a better pastor than comedian. he isnt funny at all

  • @alistilla2 ...George Carlin is a tad more funny with the truth, and Dave chappelle tells real truths and is extremly funny about it,

  • @ineedaname777777 Dave Chappelle tells the real truth? Are you kidding? The guy who claims he saw a giant penis cut his hair on mushrooms? I don't think so. 

  • @necroluster666 "those who have ears to hear will hear"

  • @ineedaname777777

    Im sad Dave Chappelle quit =(

  • @alistilla2 I Agree! ... Comedy, it requires a happy ending, he forgot , he is more like a tragedy... Lots of horrible truths and a bad ending....yep TRAGEDY!

    Richard Pryor , Chris Rock, Dave Chapelle, Katt Williams.

    All tell the same things but are actually funny!

  • how did he die ?

    let me guess he was killed?

  • how did he die ?

    let me guess he was killed?

  • @lance8520

    Pancreatic Cancer that later had spread to the liver.

    X

  • so I wonder if Bill Hick gave all of his earnings to feeding, clothing and educating the poor of the world?

  • @warblerab He wasn't exactly a trillionaire was he hmmm

  • @whoatemyhummus no, but he wasn't exactly poor either was he? hmmmmm.

    p.s. all gun owners aren't necessarily rich.

  • @warblerab He made enough for himself.

  • @warblerab really? his money wouldnt feed clothe and educate the poor of the world many times over. but the money spent on defense and weaponry that has the power to destroy this world could do that.

    p.s. that wasnt directed to gun owners. guns do have useful purposes such as hunting animals for food. you catching a bullet wouldnt be to awful of a thing tho either. "we lost a moron fucking celebrate."

  • @warblerab He donated alot of his money what you fail to understand is that was was not a very rich dude.

  • He just proved the fact that influential figures are ordered to be taken out by the Rothschiild Tribunal, he's a prime example that these people exist and what their intentions are, Gaelic/Jewish/Zionist scumbags

  • Whoever actually laughs at this guys ridiculous bits positively has no sense of humor what so ever!! He is definitely one of the worst comedians ever!!!!

  • @ironman197268 He who laughs has no sense of humor?

    Read what you just said. Listen to yourself. Does that make sense? Does it make sense for someone to find something funny to have no sense of humor, even a very miniscule sense of humor?

    Go watch your Carlos Mencia skits, and laugh at his garbage that is either spit out from a mouth of a mindless, blabbering idiot, or stolen from a far better comedian. Do not spend anymore time that you are "OMG WASTING" on Bill Hicks.

    RIP Bill Hicks

  • @Nukillis OK, I stand corrected, whoever laughs at this guy has a terrible sense of humor. Are you happy now?

  • @ironman197268 It gets deeper then just humor, wake up to the real reality that is surrounding us and stop making us human beings look foolish with your stupidity and lack of knowledge

  • @ironman197268 this coming from a guy who thinks larry the cable guy is funny. you FAIL at life.

  • @lacrymologyst Yes, I think Larry the cable guy is hilarious along with millions of other people. I don't care what Bill Hicks talks about or makes fun of, He just isn't funny to me. I read some other comments on your bill videos and others agree. I "FAIL" at life? I don't think so, I love what I do and make alot of money doing it, That make me a very successful person. Maybe you shouldn't make comments like you do unless you really no somebody, It make you look kind of dumb!

  • @ironman197268 you think larry the cable guy is funny, and hicks isn't funny. this speaks volumes about your sense of humor, or lack thereof. you only hate on Hicks because he pokes fun of your religious views, so you troll Hicks videos and leave nasty comments. so pathetic.

    pretty much everyone here is telling you what a dumbass you are. smells like failure to me! good job!

  • @lacrymologyst Well then it speaks volume about millions of others too. You said I fail at "LIFE" not making comments on YouTube. My thinking that Bill isn't funny is my opinion, just as you thinking Larry isn't funny is yours, success and failure have nothing to do with opinions, are you gonna go for dumber?

  • @ironman197268 no, cause i can't compete with your level of dumb.

  • @lacrymologyst You're almost right, You see, I'm not dumb, therefore... there is nothing for you to compete with : o

  • @ironman197268 you sound like an idiot to me.

  • @lacrymologyst You sound like an idiot to yourself

  • @ironman197268 oooh, good one.

    you came to a bill hicks video to stir the pot, talk a bunch of shit, to get a reaction. and it worked. too bad it resulted in you looking like a dumbass. i've enjoyed reading all the comments on this page telling you in so many words that you're an idiot. congrats! you've certainly earned it.

  • @lacrymologyst Thank you.

  • @lacrymologyst And you sound like a scratched CD that wont stop skipping, can't you come up with anything else to say?

  • @ironman197268 i find repetition works best when speaking to a fucking idiot. even larry the cable guy understands this, which is why he says "get 'er done" a dozen times in his set. he knows his audience are idiots, which again, explains why you like him.

  • @lacrymologyst Larry has many stand ups where he only says that 2 or 3 times. Did you ask him if he knows his audience is idiots? And did he say "OH YAH, I TALKED TO ALL 20 MILLION OF THEM" Your not scientific at all...

  • @ironman197268 "he only says that 2 or 3 times..." exactly, because idiots don't always understand things the first time around.

    do you need me to repeat what i just said?

  • @lacrymologyst Ohhhh No, you'll repeat it again sometime in the future though, I'm sure...

  • @ironman197268 only for you, buddy. i know you're comprehensively challenged.

  • @lacrymologyst Now how do you know I'm comprehensively challenged? Have you given me one of those tests? Of coarse you haven't. I'm being 10 times more scientific than you, and you're the one that's supposed to be defending it.

  • @ironman197268 your opinion of a good/bad comedian is not science. sorry to bust your bubble.

  • @lacrymologyst What's up lacryman? Check out my recent activity would ya, I'm on another stupid bill hicks video... GET ER DOOOONE!!

  • @ironman197268 if you hate Hicks but continue to comment on his videos, sounds like you're the stupid one to me.

  • @ironman197268 well i couldnt help but 2 read your comment because morons make me laugh when they flaunt their stupidity. anyways i dont think ur using any science at all here, just sayin nothin scientific about what uve said. but u were trying 2 b mathematical when u tried 2 explain how u r 10x more scientific than that other guy. how did u come up with 10x? i didnt know you could multiply how scientific ur r being. sounds more like you're multiplying your stupidity by at least 10

  • @ganjaweedman420 I'm not sure which comment of mine you are commenting on. I haven't been to this video in months. If you can tell me that, we'll continue. Otherwise, I have no idea what you're talking about and, I do not want to watch this totally not funny video again.

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  • @ironman197268 I wonder what thoughts are manifested in your head, what is your point to life? Not only is he hilarious, but everything he says we experience today and clearly see where he was coming from, you must be from another galaxy or you were locked in your basement for the majority of your useless soul-less life, you are the prime example that this planet contains dickheads in order to maintain a balance between good and evil, just go and throw yourself of the nearest bridge, thank you.

  • @fukwaynecampaign2 What a hypocrite you are to speak of someone being with or without a soul when you chuckel over this guy's ridiculous humor. How does a person throw themselves "OF" a bridge?? Or, "OFF" is what you meant to say. I "JUMPED" off one but nothing happened. What now?

  • @ironman197268 Yes you have no soul, I dont speak with soul-less trash, why even comment on this video if you didnt like it, simply dont comment and move on lame ass, go and do something productive, if you really did throw yourself off you wouldnt be here still trying to prove your stupid point, notice how you are the only one to speak against this video, who is the idiot? Either all of 390,000 viewers are stupid, or it is you that is closed of in your own world and cant comprehend his words

  • @fukwaynecampaign2 How do you KNOW I don't have one? You don't speak with soul-less trash, then why are you speaking to one that you're claiming is one? The bridge I throw myself off of wasn't that high off the ground, and there was alot of water underneath it : o. Who is the idiot? I'm going with the 390000 other viewers you are speaking of.

  • @ironman197268 Don't recommend you come to Britain then, Bill's humour is dark and satirical, pity he didn't come over here sooner he would have took off that much earlier. Dark humour has always had a place here, for centuries, especially when based on Truth and Bill's was. He and Carlin are about the only US comedians I have time for and have actually sought for on YouTube.

  • @ironman197268 2nd of all, his real goal is to spread the truth about the elite that control all the major world corporations, his method of delivery is through comedy, you failed to even comprehend that yet you wanna lash out at us and you also fail to be thankful that people such as him were even willing to come out with this sort of information during the suppressed information era during the late 80's and early 90's, he ultimately lost his life because of this, yet u think it's still comedy

  • I just started listening to this guy. I'm very sad to know that he's gone, but damn... he just said everything I've been saying all these years about pot and peace. I totally understand you, Bill Hicks. RIP

  • shit, hammer albums have gone up since this, no shit, bet this is the shit that gave MC hammer that weak ass come back, Bill Hicks..... died of in his prime of some mysterious cancer that doesn't effect rcovering drug and alacholic's. He died of the same cancer and the same shit everyone thats ever been a real person and spoke the god holey truth about everything,

    Then know what I do.,......head fuck Bit see ya soon

  • "Words of Wisom"

    Ahahahahahahaha

  • THe Greatest Comedian that ever lived....stepped on yoo many toes....and surprise surprise he contracts cancer....

  • Bill Hicks is funny. Don't anybody get me wrong. He was More than just a brilliant comedian. But isn't "realizing it isn't worth the fucking effort" the same as being unmotivated?

  • @philnoll no. It's just that something else motivates you,, that is worth the effort.

  • @philnoll

    I'd think realizing that what you're doing isn't worth it, would motivate you to find something that was.

  • To philnoll, what he's explaining is that marijuana goes a long way in demotivating you from the life you've been "programmed" to live. And, unless you were home schooled and had really enlightened parents, you probably were engineered like the rest of us to be a "productive" member of society, "paying your dues", spending most of the god damned day being a wage slave and getting no health insurance.

  • at 4:20 he quotes jim morrison

  • Definetely the most original opinion about drugs you will ever hear in this damn world.Right!

    Thank you Bill

  • not funny potheads FTL....

  • ow man...I fucking HATE the fact that he is dead... as said before - Why , fate ?...

  • Incredible.

  • Inpiring comedy.. Interesting combination..

  • What was the instrument he was referring to in the beginning of the video?

  • @wardruglord the sitar. look it up on wikipedia :]

  • @TheTrollCity

    Thank you kind sir.

  • @wardruglord no prob.

  • Words of wisom?

    -.-

  • @LazerPanther If that last statement didnt mean anything signifigant to you then your a moron.

  • @ChirtyPoundsOfBoost I'm pointing out the typo, asshole. Did nobody else fucking notice it?

  • the good die young..

    why, fate, why?

  • Bill was one of those that remembered to tell us that this is just a ride..

  • Wow! Brilliant!

  • the last half of this video is the biggest load of crap I've ever heard. It sounds pretty, but it makes no sense and is incoherent drivel.

  • @chiefmusician You have never smoked DMT.

  • I LOVE BILL HICKS. I will meet you in paradise and laugh our asses off.

  • Bill was funny; but overall he was a deluded douchenozzle whose end was easily forseen by anyone with more than two brain cells to rub together.

  • he opened our minds as only the best comedians do...