u cant text because ur chubby fingers would be pushing a minimum of 5 buttons at once. its really fun taking the piss out of u, probably because i imagine u reading this and going " Oh nooo thas awful" as u ram another cheeseburger in ur flabby mouth. when ur doctor tells u that ur fat body is crushing ur internal organs and u only have one week to live - post a reaction video to it please, it would be funny. also the tears u cry might help to clean ur dirty face a bit u filthy homo slag.
my friend wanted me to go on fb, i go on fb i go wtf raeghan. ?! she goes well you were to slow. ! me u asked me that 30 FUCKING SECONDS AGO. !! well sorrry... me sorry doesnt make THE PAIN GO AWAY. !! raeghan then what dus. ? me the kid i like in class raeghan then i lll txt him rite now. ! me NOOOOOO. ! i take your apology xD raeghan yay. !
Ok honestly just cause this guy says to say what ur last text was do u rlly this he was serious? He was just seeing who was stupid enough to do it. No1 knows u on youtube so no1 rlly gives a shit
me:: i was taking a pic nd my sis was video tapping it nd a squrril came up to me nd it scared me so i ran screaming. him:: HAHAHAHAHA ME:: shut up lol Him: hahaha me:: haha yea i no then the birds tried to attack me Him:: hahahahaha me:: shut up lol him: lol me: i thought the squirrl was gunna bite me bt allhe wanted was food him; nice me; i no right lol it was pretty funny tho
Received from a male friend : i cruised the intrernet guy when he came over and had sex with him then he asked me if it count as cheattin on his wife :p
Sent : Nah, u r stupid, but send me details on my email :)
recieved:i just.i need to take a step back.i kno this is going to sound like a line but i swear its not,its tly not u.its me. and i would still luv to see ur journal
sent:its gunna be weird now cos i see you i automatically wanna hold you hug you kiss you now its like...hey whats up?good you?good.ok bye
you are NOT a very good facebooker. who is the Tom of facebook? i'm gunna send them a message and tell them that you don't poke back. then you'll get deleted, and ill laugh. i think i'm insane...
you were talking about kicking chickens. how many times have you kicked chickens. dont think i dont know. because i do. im watching you. jk lol. thanks for the comment!
yay(((((((((:
SuperAshleydixon 4 days ago
Send: Link of your video
Received: Is his phone from stone age?
sparze1 4 weeks ago
Recieved From Hubbiiee: i love you baby
Sent: Who Da Fuck Is This Breana Bitch But I Love You To
dajiababiiee123 1 month ago
Sent:Nice tits
Inbox:thnx...next time u will get to see them without my pantys 2 :)
sent:hell yeah :)
inbox:hehe ;)
dimeofweed12 4 months ago
sent to my friend sarah, wanna go out drinking next week? x
AmyNFFC 4 months ago
recieved : will you go out with me
sent : for the last time NO
kaitebug6914 4 months ago
i bet those phones are the only thing you like licking.
icommentonvideos1 6 months ago
haha mine was :)
HM7291 7 months ago
lmbo wow
oOoBubbl3zOoO 7 months ago
my last text says "Okay calm down!" from my friend
motherdaughter911 8 months ago
hiney
kbrunke22 10 months ago
wtf is up with you and sharpies
VictoriaSkylarBiebz 10 months ago
Cheack Fb
christie4597 10 months ago
My last text say It is always something
jessicapen1985 11 months ago
u got some issues u feak dang man
sugerstick100 1 year ago
who wud text u
sugerstick100 1 year ago
wtf
kiaravecchi2008 1 year ago
mine was "agreed.hahaha." yep
ItMightbeErinRae 1 year ago
Sent: im watching some fat asshole make a total fool of himself on youtube
inbox: Hahaha you have a youtube video!!
OfficialyProdigised 1 year ago
ahahahaha wow!!!!! dat was unusual and unique!
IIbeabitzhII 1 year ago
my last txt: i think arab is hot and soulja boy and they aint gay
laurenXXlovezXXarab 1 year ago
your retarded
18boycrazy18 1 year ago
stop sexting ur mom dude.
MisterDoctorExpresso 1 year ago
And I miss u I love u I'm no homo me bff calls me her booboo lol
vampira124 1 year ago
My last txt said booboo wass up
vampira124 1 year ago
mine said buhbye lol im boring
lionamblvr 1 year ago
mine wass....."that is fucked up!"
peetamellarkluver 1 year ago
u cant text because ur chubby fingers would be pushing a minimum of 5 buttons at once. its really fun taking the piss out of u, probably because i imagine u reading this and going " Oh nooo thas awful" as u ram another cheeseburger in ur flabby mouth. when ur doctor tells u that ur fat body is crushing ur internal organs and u only have one week to live - post a reaction video to it please, it would be funny. also the tears u cry might help to clean ur dirty face a bit u filthy homo slag.
Pipweed 1 year ago
@Pipweed you fucking retard, how would you like it if someone said that to you, fuck off and leave him alone.
rachjk1 1 year ago
@rachjk1 shut up i wasnt even talking to u are u fat aswell or just a bit gay or somethin? stupid smelly cunt
Pipweed 1 year ago
my last text: "slob on my knob"
jbisl0ve 1 year ago
my last text was "your gay if you do that"
HIGHlighterHOE 1 year ago
mine said.. oh my gosh..stop..<3
emilygracek 1 year ago
Whatud it say cutie?
HannahIvysMom 1 year ago
Mine Was Want to go hangout?
sidneyk53 1 year ago
my friend wanted me to go on fb, i go on fb i go wtf raeghan. ?! she goes well you were to slow. ! me u asked me that 30 FUCKING SECONDS AGO. !! well sorrry... me sorry doesnt make THE PAIN GO AWAY. !! raeghan then what dus. ? me the kid i like in class raeghan then i lll txt him rite now. ! me NOOOOOO. ! i take your apology xD raeghan yay. !
BC13Muthr4ukrs 1 year ago
it said hi
myrandaw2 1 year ago
recived - im in new york remember
sent - oh...crap.you can come down here real quick.!
lmao its not what yall think
lilcassie1 1 year ago
last sent: "Cause your a big boy now! :)"
last received: "haha Y?"
text me yal (: hahaha
FatChixx97 1 year ago
Sent: It burnz wen i pee
Recieved: sexy
7rico0gomez7 1 year ago
@williexwhip how am I evil?
kaylaluvzya 1 year ago
Vagina!
sampatrickandsy101 1 year ago
last outgoing: poke on facebook to Susan
last incoming: Big Mike & Clif w/ 1f: Peru or Aruba?
BrattCpl 1 year ago
Recieved from Malachi: I dumped Barbara to go out with you but you said no
Sent to Malachi: Sorry I'm just not attracted to you,but we can still be friends..g2g now..see you at school! :)
kaylaluvzya 1 year ago
@kaylaluvzya lol wow you are evil! Let's be bffs.
williexwhip 1 year ago 5
Last retrieved: bye bye Hun
Last sent: shit my brain hurts
xD wow idk I was doing math hw x3
KawaiiPrincessPaloma 1 year ago
this is 1 big black faggot lol
bagtherug 1 year ago
i agree with proboy811 but i still feel like juss sayin wut my last one recived was
Him- Heyy u want to go out???
Me- yea!
DaddiesGirlz123 2 years ago
Ok honestly just cause this guy says to say what ur last text was do u rlly this he was serious? He was just seeing who was stupid enough to do it. No1 knows u on youtube so no1 rlly gives a shit
proboy811 2 years ago
Inbox: Sophie: My Pussy Hurts Response:RANDOM
buzboy08 2 years ago
XD mines good :
I am right outside the door. is the movie almost over?
we were at the movies!!!!
Phenguinz 2 years ago
inbox: dad: ok be home in a while.
HoLdInG468 2 years ago
good
sixthgradersrock 2 years ago
it said bye o.o
JustSomeFace12345 2 years ago
sent - HEYYY!
received - LMFAO tell him i said hi.
sherrgallant1 2 years ago
Ok... i'm coming down again soon!
gmangel2323 2 years ago
myy text say what up wht u been up 2
dafirstnfinest1908 2 years ago
lol my last txt message recived was "uh...hi" and my sent reply was "-tilts head-"
zero10469 2 years ago
Inbox: K
UGH! I hate one letter texts!!
Icesis72 2 years ago
.....
goodgirl623 2 years ago
tiffanys inbox: hells yes we still gonna get drunk and smoke crack tonight i wanna do some crazy fucking too!!!
tiffanys outbox: yeah duh motherfucker i havent fucked in 24 hours!!! im soooo horney!!!!!!
lezzles1234 2 years ago
inbox: ur so sexy i wanna fuck you in the ass
outbox: ok when? rite now fuck me now!!
lezzles1234 2 years ago
inbox: whatever
outbox: thank you!
lezzles1234 2 years ago
sent(me):....
puppyprincessgirly 2 years ago
sent(me): OMG DID U SEE THAT MAHOOZIVE TWAT ON YOUTUBE...WILLIEXWHIP THATS THE ONE!!
inbox: my lizard nan toof the friend
sent(me):
puppyprincessgirly 2 years ago
sent(me):u fucking sexy baby
inbox(my bf): u 2 i fucking Love u sexii
James131112 2 years ago
u r a very ......
wrong and retarted person!
Brenojo 2 years ago
umm that was sort of wrong
TheLittlePuffle 2 years ago
Inbox:Happy Hump Day baby
Outbox:go fuck urself
Shaykre19 2 years ago
inbox: sweet caroliiine !
sent: you sad little person.
fionafacex 2 years ago
me: SHUM SHUM I JUST GAVE BIRTH TO A BUTTON THROUGH MY ANUS.. my god does corny poo smell
shum shum: wtf savanna. :)
vannerrr 2 years ago
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ilovekennedyalways 2 years ago
Sent: Did you have fun last night
Inbox: yes
mtdew123456789 2 years ago 2
ummmm....... hey did you know that was an IPOD touch????
mtdew123456789 2 years ago
babe : gm big poppa
me: gm babe
TheRealTiXe 2 years ago
imacowgirl33 2 years ago
oooooh! you're so cute I just saw yr roast beef sandwich.
phoenixhoneybee 2 years ago
jalenthefilipino 2 years ago
her: i just fucking love it when my boyfriend ignores me
me: that's fucking dumb. he's being an asshole jerk
:)
bouradee 2 years ago
lol
1975kerri 2 years ago
inbox: o. did u see him at the party?
sent(me): no but i saw his brother. i think i did see him but i didnt pay no mind. AND I WON THE APPLE EATING CONTEST!!!!
inbox: ok. n kool.. what u win?
sent(me): free candy.. extreme sour punch straws.
inbox: lol thats it?
sent(me): yeah .. its okay tho.. their cheap bastards anyways . atleast i qot free candy lol.
tokyodiva 2 years ago
Comment removed
tokyodiva 2 years ago
hahahha u stupid.lol
nutcase237 2 years ago
Sent: Guess What.
Inbox: What?
Sent: I Love You.
Inbox: (:
136isftw 2 years ago
last text: plz dont be mad at me
cheerleadingbabe97 2 years ago
sent text: Yes Mom
recieved text: the gas was 16.45 and 1.93 per gallon
Nadinewhat 3 years ago
babe can u come and give me some
okay
taylorthereal 3 years ago
Last Text Sent : can you come sleep the night boo?
Reply : Okae den baby! Il txt u wen i cum k mwah.
haha Great vid/Idea :D One of the best.. Never had someone ask what my last text was.. Hehe! :D Your Good, Im a Fan =]
kefekaekomo 3 years ago
booom boom boom boom i wantchu in mah room. hahaha
Nikki181818 3 years ago
i had that phone, now i have an LG Scoop :]
BornWithAnAxeICP4eva 3 years ago
that was ur silly daddy,but we hope u have a good one
skittles460431 3 years ago
Received from a male friend : i cruised the intrernet guy when he came over and had sex with him then he asked me if it count as cheattin on his wife :p
Sent : Nah, u r stupid, but send me details on my email :)
julesdamian1975 3 years ago
sent:Ok, just tell me why Tiffany broke up wit me... and i wont reply cuz this is my last text. IM OUT!
recieved:What Is TIFFANY!
i dint understand the last received.
btw people! im willie's 16600th subscriber! aint dat awsome!
DarknessEnt 3 years ago
Incoming = "YOU were sposed to CALL me. I didn't go to the game. Come get your money."
Outgoing = "I need some sex!"
ultravulva 3 years ago
sent:OMFG
recieved:Wha do you need?
rustedlunchbox 3 years ago
last text.....Our roof is leaking honey!!! LOL. Nothing sexy
outloud2 3 years ago
received:: thinking of stuff
sent:: like wat?
xosharpieloverxo 3 years ago
sent: hey was up
recieved: nothing just watching tv.
coolguy803 3 years ago
oh wow that guy looks angry
akbleiweiss 3 years ago
sent: thats good its 4 the best and i would fall asleep in government to but i cnt
recieved: ha
Blondecutie00 3 years ago
revicer: what
sender: walking again
patlos 3 years ago
recived:promise duh lols
sent:lol.k.duces
REtR0bAYbEE11 3 years ago
which phone is that 1st one ?!?!?
jorgebananas 3 years ago
Sent:I Luv u honey?
Recieved:Me2!
preety1996 3 years ago
Whats the name of the musician and the title of the music you have playing in the background?
cognizant 3 years ago
sent:watching videos from a subcriber tht are hilarious.
recieved:kool
scsgirl 3 years ago
sent: papi i want your cock in my wet pussy
recieved: come over and get it
tokyobabe2949 3 years ago
LOL XD
nejixx 3 years ago
Recieved: I got on my knees for him!
Sent: Ohdamnn. Wow, what did he say?
O_O
Not sexual.
hahaharp 3 years ago
how many fones u got nigga?!
XBreezyBooX 3 years ago
Received: I taste just like candy! So dance with me!
TornWings09 3 years ago
recieved: Night
sent: Don't go I'm bored
that was at 4 in the morning
Jherris 3 years ago
Recieved: Heyy watcha doin 2day?
Sent: ntm hbu? i'm bored!
Soccerhawtie13 3 years ago
Recieved: So i just think we should take time off and see other people for a while, but its nothing personal..
Sent: So does that mean i cant bang you tonight
lol
Hardstyle1OOpercent 3 years ago
Sent:yea, it was hacking awesome!
recieved:really?
MollyS2013 3 years ago
recieved:i just.i need to take a step back.i kno this is going to sound like a line but i swear its not,its tly not u.its me. and i would still luv to see ur journal
sent:its gunna be weird now cos i see you i automatically wanna hold you hug you kiss you now its like...hey whats up?good you?good.ok bye
yeah my girl just dumped me :( help me willie
RsyeahyeahRs 3 years ago
sent: please suck my cock, edward
replied: no, i am not a homo
MadGoodStuff 3 years ago
Sent-ya i want dat fone b4 i go!
Recieved-yea
metalfan96 3 years ago
recieved--heyy sexi ill call you back in a sec!
Sent--Okay hun
courtlvsu93 3 years ago
recieved: not really.
sent: really?
mlaesn 3 years ago
recived: i love you
sent: your thighs jiggle violently but i love you
LetsHaveHotFuck 3 years ago
received
sexy can i?
sent
u already did
lol
hctibnacinimod 3 years ago
Received: y i gotta b all dat
MorgannaDarkblade 3 years ago
aye take a shower
lamonta85 3 years ago
inbox:wtf please tell me...you dont tell me anything
sent:omg
uknoeitduh 3 years ago
recieved: Almost done then i watch
Sent: OK =)
Very interesting. not really :S
zachhockey 3 years ago
Recieved: "Haha i just knocked on ur door, wait up"
Sent: "No I already ate and left. I'm in physics drawing pictures now lol."
This video was a good idea.
BurnTheReciept 3 years ago
lol, mine says, "Lucky"
terecart 3 years ago
Once again.. LOL .. Umm lemme look.
In - "K Sounds Good"
Out - "Sure meet at your place then 345?"
MHMM .. What's going on there!! OOO nothing.. we gettin' some subway
blogdemikey 3 years ago
"yes"
OMFG! because you had to know that.
funny video tho.
ur cool
UGKisback 3 years ago
HAHA, THANKS.
williexwhip 3 years ago
"Yes! Keep asking and I'll say no!"
freblatalian 3 years ago
booty text?
williexwhip 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I'm not your friend, buddy.
grimtage 3 years ago
lose some weight bitch and stop spamming fatass
yomommaAho 3 years ago
praise yahweh.
williexwhip 3 years ago
wtf what is wrong with u....get a life you fat freak
yomommaAho 3 years ago
oi dont diss this guy, hes awesum!
nihonmatt 3 years ago
HA! 'Want to see mah boob?' Loves it!
Paris x
iGayParis 3 years ago
my latest text message was
"send the shit tomorrow them"
it was to my class mate, she needed to send some some documents for a school project.
martinkaby 3 years ago
Recieved: I'm sorry I just sit and wonder sometimes how I care this much about someone.
POOOOOOP<3
xkxexhx 3 years ago
aww, thats sweet. someones thinkin' bout my bestie!
williexwhip 3 years ago
32665110 (1:29 AM): You have been poked on Facebook by A.D. Hollister Lambert (Kansas State). Just reply 'p' to pke A.D. back.
blasianFMA 3 years ago
well, did you poke em' back?
williexwhip 3 years ago
All day this has been going on. I stopped.
blasianFMA 3 years ago
you are NOT a very good facebooker. who is the Tom of facebook? i'm gunna send them a message and tell them that you don't poke back. then you'll get deleted, and ill laugh. i think i'm insane...
williexwhip 3 years ago
omg, how about the other twelve billion pokes I did to the same person throughout the day!
blasianFMA 3 years ago
doesnt matter. you lose sucka!
williexwhip 3 years ago
Mine's "And how many times have you done this?" Not that exciting, but doesn't it just make you wonder what I was referring to? ;P
The world may never know... >3
ArialKyoSohma 3 years ago
you were talking about kicking chickens. how many times have you kicked chickens. dont think i dont know. because i do. im watching you. jk lol. thanks for the comment!
williexwhip 3 years ago
my last text message was kinda romantic hahaha, it says "Ill always be happy as long as we're together" :P
obedientslave4u 3 years ago
aw, thats so sweet. i want a text like that! lol
williexwhip 3 years ago
hmm my last one sent says "cash" not as exciting as yours. :]
Emmynemm 3 years ago
ill take some cash!
williexwhip 3 years ago
hmm my last one sent says "cash" not as exciting as yours. :]
Emmynemm 3 years ago
My last text says "Word up, bitch!"
AWARD3000 3 years ago
you are so hardcore!
williexwhip 3 years ago
Mine says "Poo Tash"
It was received, not sent haha.
SassyOwdin 3 years ago
mhm. talkin bout poop just like me.
williexwhip 3 years ago
haha great minds think alike! :D
SassyOwdin 3 years ago
of course! lol. thanks for commenting gorgeous.
williexwhip 3 years ago
mine says
"what?! how did that happen?!" lol
mjesings 3 years ago
haha! omg! what have you been doing? please dont tell me you got the herps.
williexwhip 3 years ago
no, just got dumped by my bf. :( lol
mjesings 3 years ago
ohh, im sorry. *hugs*. love you bitch.
williexwhip 3 years ago
over a text........ what an ass
23fyvel 3 years ago
lol, nice
williexwhip 3 years ago
last text:
i know. weird!!
superstarshoes 3 years ago
weirdd! lol, great text.
williexwhip 3 years ago
hmm... "Oh! It sent! I don't have any credit... skint." Is what my last one just said... boring lo.
astrantia2k 3 years ago
lol, what is skint?
williexwhip 3 years ago
It means broke, no money.
astrantia2k 3 years ago
shoot, im skint 24/7. thats my new word. skint. "bitch is so skint, her coochie smells like funyuns." haha
williexwhip 3 years ago
haha i don't even have a phone, so no texts for me
travisno 3 years ago
Boo! make up something. lol
williexwhip 3 years ago