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  • the last part is like me :/

  • daim I'm going through that last part too...and at Paramount high haha

  • 1:49 he said 3 things but he held up 4 fingers xD

  • 0:42 sounds like he's saying "dildodelaghetto"

  • You Put Up Four Fingers Though Lol

  • yes everything happens for a reason i broke up w.my ex and a few months later i got a fwb 

  • he said 3 things but he had 4 fingers up lmfao smh

  • @MrErwin400 what does smh mean?

  • Tim did the same thing I did when i moved from a primarily BLACK school, to a Diverse school. I hung with the people who i was accustomed too, but then i realized

    "those asians bitches are sexy."

  • turn on subs.... then go to 2:16

    u will shit bricks...

  • haha. having a friend with benefits is complicating shit...

  • Ok so to tim or whoever. Im 15 (dude) and i have a gf but i have some feelings for her like i do like her and i think uts goibg good but theres this other girl that is like what i see in my dreams nice sweet understands everything ive been throught and she makes me laugh what should i do? Please help thank you

  • Ha only delaghetto can say "these three things" and hold up four fingers 3 delaghetto

  • HAHAHHAHAH! the ending was soooo koky BUT PUNNY LOOOL!

  • The same thing happened to me when i was in high school. What happened is, the jokes i made in middle school and elementary were "Immature" ,Plus i didn't think i was as funny or as cute as i use to be.so i sat through 2 years of high school reevaluating my life and rebuilding my whole personality. It sucked... But eventually i got my grove back. I can totally relate to that story man.

  • It'd be funny if the guy used these exact same lines, and the girl watched the video.... Awkward.

  • Dear delaghetto, I was going to ask this girl out on valentines day but then my sister told her about it and the girl told me she doent like me in that way, we hang out all the time and its not awkward but I still really like her, should I move on or ask her anyways?

  • Aha crusty toe hoe.

    Imma use dat

  • lol u notice 3 things but 4 fingers lol :)

  • does anyone know how to spend him questions...if tim is still doing his Dear DeLaGhetto

  • fuckk all those three things (good conversation, too attracted to each other, good sex) with my fwb and i have feelings for him ahah tim you tell the truth

  • THIS IS SO TRUE

  • I LOVE YOU! HAHAHAHA. we have the same sense of humour i swear.

  • (holds up 4 fingers) these 3 things are what you need to remember. Real nice Tim:)

    But is all good, me and my friends have mad respect for you

  • EFF THAT HOE!!

  • Tim, do you get your clothes from PLNDR?

  • Dear DeLaGhetto. I'm a girl and have a fwb. We're good friends and we said from the begining that this wasn't a thing with feeling, so ofcourse I don't have feelings for him at all. We've been together a couple of times, but this last time it was kind of different. We were kind of like a real couple. Kind of like there was something more. It was fun and all, but it just made me think, so I was wondering: How can you see if a boy has feelings for you?

    Thanks dude. Hugs from YourWeirdFriend (;<3

  • i dont know if he did it for advertise or not but i want to drink 7 up now

  • who noticed he put 4 fingers up instead of 3 1:47

    thumbs up

  • His crying is hilarious

  • There are 3 types of people in this world: Those who can count,and those who cant.

  • dear delaghetto i know in this video you mentioned about getting over yer ex but i cnt get over mine cuz i known her since the 5th grade so we dated and she broke up with a while later but she was like love at first sight tim like she was anything a guy can want ( even horny ) and i see her everyday @ skool

  • i want some more skits :)

  • lmao everytime tim fake cries he puts his hands out haha funny stuff

    

  • lol, endorphins in her skeet? lmao. That's funny, it's always been the guys that end up catching feelings and that's when you start ignoring their calls.

  • There's more fish in the sea? But high school is a fish bowl.....

  • @kacieyourmom ight so I've also been in your position before you know? I'm a dude and I had my first girlfriend 5-6th grade believe it or not, and the situation was exactly what you said. I was a funny guy and I liked her but I wasn't sure she liked me, so I you know after a while I was like fuck it and moved on. but a while later, she talks to me and we started joking around and she said do you like me, I said yes, she let out a sigh of relief and then we hit it off from there. So if I was you

  • the windy city, buy her a scarf ! ~im from chicago , that was funny as hell xD

  • I love the kitty picture on in the corner over therr c:

  • im pisies alsoo

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  • Whats his email

  • fly young gentlemen!!!

    Fuck the rest of this video!!!

  • at 1:05 you can see tim spit on the camera wen he says bitches look to the lest where the window is

  • xD your hysterical

  • well my beezzy that broke my heart n moved on already.. which sucks . but gettn better. but she had cute cute feets that were always paintd n pussy smelt n tasted good... haha.. but ya.. good video tho tim

  • how do you write to him?

  • so some more dear delaghetto's

  • hey man , ive been a fan of you for like 3 years now , i watch your videos all the time . lately ive watched your deardelaghetto videos because im feeling depressed because of friends and stuff , when i watch these deardelaghetto videos it makes me feel happier because they're are other people out there with even worse problems than me and makes me feel like i dont need to worry whats happening to me

    much respect for you tim

  • why do i find an asian rambiling on about little kids problems for 9 1/2 minutes interesting ?

  • I wish I could date him but I already know that he'll fall in love with me because I have an ass and boobs like snooki

  • Tim me and this girl just broke up because her friend made her choose between me and her so I said to pick her even thought we still like each other but she said she dosnt want to be with anyone right now so how do I get her to want to be in a relationship btw my name is Roderick

  • Fknn spell check chocolate icecream

  • The way I get over a break up with a girl is simple and painless I just lay in bed and repeate to my self my life is over she ment everything to me later on that day curl up in front of the tv watching Bridget jones diary with a massive wooden spoon and a massive bucket of choline icecream

  • Chi town babe

  • i didnt even look at the top comments and i already what the top comments were gonna say.

  • lol love fwb its fun. and she had a cute little but!!

  • TIM!! where did you get that panda necklace? can i buy it online?

  • @decallmegno goodwoodnyc d o t com

  • Check my gopro vids out an tell me what you wanna see!

  • EFF DAT HOE

  • HAHAHAH! the beginning of the video made me crack! 'I'm sorry!! I LOVE YOU * WEEPS *'. He's seriously the funniest!

  • these three things freakken puts up 4 fingers

  • MAN F DAT HOE!!!!

  • how do i talk to the girl i really like wen she is with her ff that I hate so its hard for me to talk to her cuz she is with her ff 24/7

  • MAN EFF THAT HOE, EFF THAT HOE. LMFAO.

  • i am in high school and im in a bad situation. i have a group of friends who are kinda unpopular and i feel like i have to be friends with them and not leave them. i also have another group of friends but we arent as close but they are much more popular and fun to hang out with. i feel like im not completely accepted by that group but i was last year until summer came. im not sure what i should do and i need your advice. thanks

  • That Part you Said About getting Over Your Ex Really Makes Sense and Also That Friends With Benefits Thing Works thats how I Did it too Haha

  • Tim, you're so hot for doing this. :)

  • uh-huh lol

  • U held up four fingers when u sed "these three things"

  • LOOOOOL EFF THAT HO

  • how do i email tim?

  • U shud do a review of those racist girls from Arizona!!!

  • Love how u analyse the whole FWB thing;) so true xD

  • F that pimp lol that's what I'm gonna say when my boo breaks my heart

  • you don't need a boyfriend/girlfriend to make you happy.

  • The awkward moment when the Chicago ex girlfriend watches this video

  • @yawzahman ino right

  • lmao lmao

  • Man eff that *** lmfao

  • @trollin4n00bs thumbs up for having a girlfriend who u care about and get just as much with u whore.

  • 3 things? He had 4 fingers up!

  • Hell yeah for not bein a fob

  • why do hiz eyez look so pretty in thiz vid

  • Holy shit where did you get that panda necklace!!

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  • @REIsen24 Google MLTD go to the website, enter panda in the websites search box. There you have it. It goes for 39.99

  • Lol at 0:29

  • Fish People Swag

  • I totally can relate at the last one. I transferred to a new school this sophomore year and they let me hang out with them at the Asian tree but I got no one to talk to. I used to be the class clown back in my school, and I kinda feel alone. I hope I get my groove back like you man.

  • 8:06 "Their welcominmememe" LMAO!

  • EPIC BURP LMAO

  • IMMA F DAT HOE!

  • the awkward moment when he says three while simotaniously holding up four fingers.

  • a marlyn manroe mac laptop COOL

  • i had a fwb nd he turned out to be my boyfriend

  • lol my guy friend asked me to be a fwb , we were just casually talking then he was like bam ! hun can we be fwb lmao

  • You ever thought about being a motivational speaker? You can do it!

  • love your advice on this one it def goes both ways for guys and girls people just dont get that some times jaja

  • He should be a philosipher.....

  • time doesnt heal joes broken spine!

  • Timothy your advice worked like a charm and you have nailed the key elements that I have with my best friend ! and it worked we are finally friends with benefits and the thing is she's excited as I am Thank TIM ! you are reppin the Asian Bothers well with your wisdom! AMEN !!!

  • chi town <3

  • F that Hoe! F that Hoe! She aint even cute!! hahahahaha :D

  • the essential 3... but i just saw you hold up 4... yeah, that stereotype about asians is kicking in... lmao... just kidding..

  • Does anyone know where he got his panda necklace? lol

  • "i will never sell out"

    *holds up 7up can*

    "mmm thats good"

    Lol

  • he sed three things even though he held up four fingers lol

  • skeet! lol 

  • You put up fore fingers not three

  • his marilyn monroe skin <3

    -kaycee

  • ur cute..... just sayin lol

  • i love you!! your advice is the best <3 :D

  • 1:40 haha he said sea,man. That sounded like semen

  • he said three but held up 4fingers

  • he went from pisces to cookies and cream.. LOL

  • Isit me or does he put 4 fingers up and say these 3 thing? 1:48

  • Plenty of fish in the sea? Sorry I'm a fucking human.

  • @Timothydelaghetto Damn for the shit yuh said for dub 7's situation was soooo fuckin true ha spit the truth Tim spit the FUCKIN TRUTH!! Hahaha go Timothydelaghetto!!!!!!

  • He said "These three things" But puts out four fingers<3 (: 1:48

  • I love it when you cry <3 Lmfao

  • ih got sad.; tim gets sad k lol @ 7:55 #classic

  • AHAHAH rite after he sais he would never sell out he advertises 7up... THAT SHT WAS SLICK BRO!!!

  • I love friends with benefits! :)

  • "these 3 things"

    *holding up 4 fingers:P*

  • no matter how many years gone by he still as the pic off the cat with the bean

  • EFF THAT HOE!

  • F THAT WHO ! F THAT WHO ! SHE WERNT EVEN CUTE !!!!

    hella funny

  • help me tim i'm 17 there's this girl in my school i've known for like forever, but i only started getting interested in the last 3 years, in which we hung out quite a lot, we finally dated for like a month in a half!, then she ended it saying that she's confused and shit, it hurts really bad cause i felt like i really loved this girl, i asked if she could give me another chance, she said she didn't know, was she bullshitting me? and do you think i should give it another shot?? please help!!

  • I'm just watching the video, and right when he says "F DAT H-" it buffers... i'm just cracking up LOLOL

  • @MegaSupertico I know I'm not Tim but this is what I'd think he'd say. Just play it cool man, don't rush it. Drop a few hints but don't go head on.

  • hahahahaha lemmi play with your booty one time!!

  • on the last part, that was me too. but i admit i sold myself out and started hangin wit the asians. Still made some good friends tho since i met them thru my cousin tho. all the other people i dont know

  • im Thai too :D

  • @Funsized57 me too

  • Dear Delaghetto, I'm 12 yrs old there's this girl that I really like I think She likes me back and I'm always confident. Help please!

  • Anyone notice he put up 4 fingers instead of 3? LOL

  • you give GREAT advice <3

  • tim gets sad too :(

  • 3 things? U were holding up 4 fingers

    :3 mehehe

  • These three things ? Uhh you held up four fingers lol

  • he held up four fingers for three reasons. lmao

  • Answer This: Are YOu Asian?

  • F THAT HOE

    lmao

  • Dear tim, (please read and answer this question thank you for your time) So Im 13 years old in 8th grade I have a girl friend named heather. Main question is that shes really shy to like hold hands hug and kiss and stuff (kissing is still really fast for us) its been like 3 and a half weeks shes really shy about everything but we talk about stuff when we get a chance but still. Every single time Im trying to make my mind up to make my self do the job since- ill message you the rest

  • OMG YASS...had to think about that.

  • oxytoxin

    

  • Have you been using too much dickzema??? Jk, jk of course haha!

  • Tim's eyes look really nice in this vid :)

  • Great advice lol

  • lmfao! this boy is retarded, love him lol

  • tim.......i got that same fucking chair from costco

  • "These three things..." *holds up 4 fingers* #FAIL

  • I love you Tim ! <3

  • think i need a 7up

    

  • Hey make this shit into whatever you want.I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH MY FLIRTING...Hell I stay flirting with teachers! FUCK I'M SUPPOSED TO DO..It's like my penis is a magnet and my mouth is the sperm...FUCK YOU TO KATHRYN RENDENE! RAGE CUM!

  • I love you.

  • something better is coming..... hhmmmm i wonder what.........

  • ur so vulgar

  • The Asian Tree

  • lol " nah im playing i know who i am im just saying that to make you feel better" lMAO

  • omg! my birf day is feb 21 nd im a pie. 2!!!

  • 3 things, 4 fingers, cause you use the middle finger to show her how you feel. in addition to those other three fingers.

  • 3 things:4 fingers

  • Wanna play tennis? :D

  • how cute <3 the kitty poster ^.^

  • Anyone else suddenly has the urge to drink 7up?