Britain calls America

[Jed0fSpades]

I admit, I am British and I am rather fond of cheese. But, hey, at least we're not French

[Daleksaresupreme1]

the hole world hates america ... you have done little to help

[moctuzuma]

Ignorant fucks.

[orilionn]

2 life long virgins = fail

[owenhunt]

I certainly enjoy a cheesy muffin, and British cheese in general. We have one of the greatest cheese cultures in the world and America chooses to glut cheese into tiny tins for prolonged and gruesome use. I mean, who does that???

:P

[xLozzyWaltzax]

this isn't stereo typical?

this just wasn't funny at all.

[briiandaah]

fucken bitches .come suuck ma fist ! i hate europeans.fuken trying to make fun of americans...we are waay better than you ugly bitches...im glaad am AMERICAN not european ! soo shut the fuck up and go to hell !

[MrPaperplaneguy123]

2 reasons this video is gay 1. your in the same room 2. england doesn't have a british accent D:

[VampsAreLovee]

LOL!

[TheRNP93]

how can you spread cheese on crumpets......get an education fatties

[narutosuperfan335]

we never (well i dont) put cheese on crumpets we do put cheese on crakers though!

[Jakeethekidfan1]

FUCK U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MUNKMMVIX]

FUCKING AMERICUNT PISS HEADS

[MUNKMMVIX]

NO ONE HAS CRUMPETS BUT WE DO HAVE TEA YOU THICK CUNTS

[wiganerrmc]

losers

[elouiselord]

we don't put cheese on crumpits and i actauly LOL'd when you thought we put it in tea?! we put it on crackers though! haha...

[kurtmolloy25]

across the pond not the ocean lol

[AdoPotts6]

Haha typical yank steriotyping britian. This just shows how dumb, stupid, up your own arse, cultural isolated fat cunts. Even though you are girls, well kinda, I would fucking slap you around like a pair of hoes.

[UndeadFred1065]

british do lie and they dont talk like that posh stuff all the time dude me is british

plus wtf did i just watch ?

[Resistance121]

this is just gay

go eat a burger you gay yank

melt butter in tea what the fuck  were not fat cunts like you

[LouiePrincipe]

didnt fat america just dominate the olympics? :)lol

[GSheppo92]

@LouiePrincipe Yes the Athletes did quite well but i am afraid as general population goes Americans are Fat.

[kplaya2630]

@Resistance121 Get it out.

[kurtmolloy25]

@Resistance121 this is the best comment , love it !

[xmad4chocol8x]

wtf?

[ilegend147]

YOU DON'T MELT CHEESE IN TEA WTF

[thelightblue32]

yes a LOTof british not ALL do though,i know i dont.......

[scaler2007]

well i tried it, i told a random guy that football sucked and im afraid he is now far from my friend...in fact he hit me and stole my shoe's

[AmsNsars]

HEAVENS!!!!! I can't believe what our video has sparked. quit being mean to us...it's not nice. We are sisters and are fully educated on different british accents depending on region and watch european football all the damn time. the whole video was a joke. get the sticks out of u know what!!!

[BorgUnimatrix]

Im british. And we put cheese on crackers too! Hahahaha. But not in tea, no. British people love football (soccer)- there's a whole sub culture for it .

[ProudToBeBritish100]

they avent even got fukin passports , the scruffy little fukin illegal imigrants

[verylastafrican]

mugs? yanks...civil war is over

[CRUClO]

What are they?

a pair of pakis?

[prokhan17]

wtf is wrong with a paki im a paki fuk u

[CRUClO]

Paki's are hated in Britain by just about everyone, Blacks, Whites, Indians.

No one wants you here Sinbad...GO HOME

[prokhan17]

y do you say that have you ever hung out wit a paki or even talked to them we are actually pretty cool.. not all of us are the wanna be gang bangers and dont do shit besides do drugs .. my family is a working class family just trying to make a living

[CRUClO]

The 7/7 bombers were Pakis.

That's all I need to know

[prokhan17]

well then don't try an fuk with us

[taylord1]

how very unamerican. an u call urself an american. European Americans are the only true americans.

[1215DAL]

You are a dumbass, have you ever heard of Native Americans?

[taylord1]

they are not american

[1215DAL]

The "America" you stay in is a lie, it was stolen from the true Americans, which was here before Europeans even heard of the New World. Would you explain what you think an "American" is?

[corvino21]

have you everheard of moors the original inhabitants of the british isles?

I thought not:P

[1215DAL]

Off topic.

[corvino21]

how so?

[1215DAL]

We where talking about "True Americans"

[prokhan17]

well Crucio no one likes white people you guys are really the minority in the world.. so why don't you guys go on your own little island and piss off

[CRUClO]

I Live on a island, the island of my ancestors; I don't want to live anywhere else. This is where I belong, my people are indigenous to this island

Why the fuck are you paki vermin coming here and polluting it with your stinking presence? Stay in Pakistan where you belong.

[prokhan17]

i am actually currently living in the greatest country on this earth born and raised to be exact The United States of America and they seem to not have a problem with my kind

[CRUClO]

Even after your kind flew planes into the twin towers? I find that hard to believe.

And just what do you think makes America the greatest country on earth?

[prokhan17]

first of all the arabians flew planes into the building look it up.. we are south asians not middle easterns.. and we are the greatest country on earth because we have everything here and we are the only super power on the globe... btw i was born in america so i'm american citizen

[CRUClO]

Muslims flew the planes into those buildings...you are a Muslim aren't you?

What do you have in the US that we here in Europe don't have? And what constitutes a "super power"

[prokhan17]

superpower is a country that has the capacity to project dominating power and influence anywhere in the world, and sometimes, in more than one region of the globe at a time, and so may plausibly attain the status of global hegemon.. thats exactly what the united states is.. and what country are you from?

[MisterHougy]

White people the minority?

HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

[prokhan17]

YA you are africa is all black asia is all brown except russia mexico and south america are all brown chinese and japs are not white i don't even knw what to classify them as

[MisterHougy]

Comment FAIL

44% Asian

17% Indian

16% White

14% Black (About 9% in poverty stricken Africa)

8% Hispanic

Look it up

[prokhan17]

well those statistics prove my point white is still one of the minorites 16% dumbshit

[MisterHougy]

No, white is not a minority...especially in the USA. Those stats are from the WORLD. Realize 9% of those blacks are in African countries that are third world. Same goes for Hispanic, and Indian (technically 2nd world).

How about your island get flooded, now? Just so the USA can come and provide relief...again. That shit really need to stop.

[prokhan17]

ok first of all i meant the WORLD when i was talking about white being a minority second i am an american born and raised in Denver,CO.. and who cares about third world or 2nd world and india is not a 2nd world they are going to be the next super power i guarantee it in the next 20 or 30 years.... by the way what island are you talking about??

[MisterHougy]

India is not a superpower, it is a second world country as it is still developing. You tell me what ever damn island you're talking about white people going to, smart one.

[prokhan17]

ok read my comment again i said i guarantee that they will be the NEXT superpower in 20 to 30 years to me that is not second wrld

[MisterHougy]

The only reason why India is rising is because of nations outsourcing there. 20-30 years is quite a prediction, I'm sure everyone said the same thing before WWI and WW2.

[lfcJFT96]

"maskedbeing" stfu u skanky yank.....u americans are the queers. dirty bastards!

[bobbyjo633]

did you no england ruled the world one time yup true and all the americans came from england untill the americans became americans and now england and americans are like brothers and sisters the end :D i lived in the usa one time but then i moved to london and its way different as people in the usa say it was its a very nice place love it there :D

[TheGreatVice]

losersssssssssssssssss

[tommyfiz89]

wtf is this! you sound australian!

[shantee2000]

she says...

Im Britain. Gosh Am I Standin On You.

[katie01206]

OMG strange girls, you two should get a hobby

[MaskedBeing]

ok for all you stupid british fags that said stuff like

'I dont like cheese on my crompet" this was a joke!!! and you managed to ruin it! good job dumbasses

[acejacko23]

omg, how pathetic, 2 americans trying to take the mickey out of us british. firstly, tea and crumpets i laugh at all the time, ive never had tea and crumpets in my life actually. secondly, americans are not brighter lol we dont blow our own buildings up ( wink wink ). thirdly, dont forget u americans speak english, but u are just the cast offs.

[matydude]

how do you spread cheese?

[iloveasspie]

hahaha this is the worst english accent ive ever heard, nice effort tho!x

[carrotjuice2008]

im british and iver never heard of cheese on crumpets and deffo not cheese in tea and yur very self centered by saying british ppl dnt like football jus cz yu dnt cz its our most popular sport dip shit :P

[sjgambrill]

You see this is why people who smoke pot should not allow be allowed near video camera's

[ApproachWithCaution]

Cheese on crumpets is farking lovely. Shut up fool.

[pokAnetworK]

errr cheese on crumpets

im british and id never eat that

[thedawidshow]

not a good british accent love, u sound odd... and as you said british never lie !

[dowlo32]

couple of greaseballs should be shot

[godlins]

Hey everyone, I'm a Brit and I thought this was funny. I laughed out loud at the cheese in tea comment. Oh, and rest assured that most reasonable people in the UK think the Queen is a miserable old cow!! LOL!!! Only morons are reacting badly to this bit of fun. I want more please!!!!

[Ajs2512]

You can joke about most things in england but fuckin leave the queen she is our leader and if you said anything about the queen to my face no matter if all your friends were behind you i would smash your face in

[dark33r]

your queen is quite stupid figure .. its like pope = totally useless.

[sophasoph]

ok...like you don't make fun of our leaders?!?!

[JunoMacguff2012]

Alright. I apologize for the sharp comment. But they did warn you.

[JunoMacguff2012]

They told you in the info that were just having fun. Then you watched it and got pissed anyway.

Very intelligent. And you tell us that we're stupid.

[DociG96]

i put cheese in my tea once-it didn't taste very good

[skimbo2]

which one is supposed to be British....?

you sound like russian or something

[PaxBrittanica]

You are butchering my language; Stop it. BTW we don't put cheese in our tea, though i really shouldn't expect a yank to know. After all tea is for drinking and not throwing into a river.

A great day in American history was it when you threw the tea overboard? In Britain our great days revolve around say defeating Napoleon at Waterloo or having the largest and greatest empire in history but what would i know since i live in a country where marrying your cousin is wrong.

[AmsNsars]

it was all jokes you idiot! do you really think anyone would think you put cheese in your tea? get a grip! hey at least we only spill tea and not millions of tax dollars on worthless figureheads.

[PaxBrittanica]

No you spend billions invading and threatening nations all over the world, and btw the royal family has major holdings in many nations including yours which the govt takes on her behalf. So in fact because of her we're still making money off the American colony:) "it was all jokes"- funny that since i never laughed. You mock our figureheads which is hilarious coming from the nation with great leaders such as GW Bush & Arnold Schwarzenegger. Great orators and learned men they are.

[AmsNsars]

well at least we get to boot em out every 4 years! hey if you never laughed it's not my problem, I'm not in charge of your particular sense of humor.

[ff7walkthru]

@AmsNsars is that the best brittish accent you can do. and sounds like a good idear putting cheese in my tea.

[mattsgalley]

@PaxBrittanica we spill tea in our water. you spill TONS OF OIL in OUR water.

[Lickmytoe]

Is that supposed to be an english accent?

*shudder*

[lucieanne51]

haha football is the most common sport in the world wtf you never hear about baseball or american football on international T.V every country in the world plays football aka soccer accept america coz u suck !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

[lucieanne51]

fuckin slagg get it right

[pdrums777]

that is a bad English accent!

[Victorian9322]

wtf?

[de1043]

i dont care if your british i dont care if your american... and unlike normally i dont even care if you fucking canadian or french or chinese and japanese or pokemon. YOU GUYS ARE FAGGGSSSSS

[sophasoph]

let me get it right....."dont mock ethnicities or races but it's ok to rip on gays?" makes plenty of sense.

[fluentinsound]

your all knobs for even letting this kids joke annoy you

[spetznazkye]

wtf this is gay

[DominoRooster]

wdf? crumpits do we eat cumpits... i dont :O

[balzich14]

.....this makes me sick

[EuropeIsTheBest]

Stupid fat American I kill you stupid country with no history fat stupid lol fat retards lol

[tootsie444]

so, i had nothing better to do today than piss on your parade and turn around and tell you that you're *ahem* "bangin'".

this would be a much better video if the gal on the left would let you get a word in. does she ever shut up?

[heaves]

cheese in tea? since when did that ever happen?

[babyskitz07]

melt it in tea okay then

yu ever been england idiots

[danny88101]

Can Americans please update their opinion of Britain? We're not living in the 1920s.

[AmsNsars]

can you read?? I specifically said this is NOT a representation of our thoughts on Britain. wow you guys are sensitive to the max.

[xboxwiifan]

it is just a joke we love you guys over there and we would not really ever mean that it was just for them to have some fun i mean no one in this world would put cheese in tea and we share a lot with you guys like cell phones lol

[AmsNsars]

yes thank you finally someone gets it! lol.

[AmsNsars]

as for being sensitive...my sharp reply to you had rather an amused air about it, couldn't you tell? I would say the same to a good buddy when I tease. all in good fun my friend.

oh yea and as for Brits having a good sense of humor...my British friends found nothing wrong with it and took it just like it was meant to be taken...and they loved it, simply because it's so ridiculously not British at all. anyone that knows me knows I wouldn't hurt a fly's feelings. so relax!

[AmsNsars]

Hey now you're making ME laugh! I actually thought my accent was nothing like a british accent, as I have a few friends over there in England. the mickeys comment I grabbed STRAIGHT from an episode of the bbc show(favorite of mine)The Mighty Boosh. as for it being funny or not...look at us...we were bored, I"m stumbling over my words half the time, I say pretty much the opposite of what is true(I personally play soccer and know it's big in Europe), etc etc.

[Triplesod]

What? Are you being sarcastic? You honestly think that was a good British accent? Not only is there no Brit accent (Britain has more accents than any other country. Greater Manchester alone has more accents than the USA) but I have never, ever heard anyone speak like that. She just did the silly, faux-posh accent Yanks do when trying to impersonate Brits.

[ultran33b]

that is true

[crazyjedimindtrick]

That's not even funny

[AmsNsars]

What's wrong with you people??? This was made in good fun and that's all. I used to think europeans had the best sense of humor...I'm starting to think differently now...

[Triplesod]

You not think the fact that Europeans do have the best sense of humour and they don't find this funny might say something? Give you a clue. It says this is wank and in no way funny.

[AmsNsars]

ah sensitive sensitive are we? shall I go fetch you your baby bottle and bib? no teasing around this fellow guys, he has his rattle up his ass.

[Triplesod]

How dare you! I have never been so insulted!! I am this (---) close to phoning the Police-Cops and telling them how you purposely and maliciously upset me... a bit.

Seriously though, I don't see anything in my post that suggests I was upset or throwing my dummy out the pram but your reply certainly shows a very over-sensitive and childlike reaction. Do a search on Dictionary dot com for "hypocrisy";-)

[Triplesod]

I am interested though to hear what you think to my suggestion. You said that you believed Europeans have the best sense of humour (just a correction, it's actually just Brits, not all Euro's;-), so you are surprised that they don't like this and have started thinking you were wrong and Euros actually don't have a decent sense of humour. [cont below]

[Triplesod]

Would it not make sense that you were right, we do have a good sense of humour and the fact that none of us found this funny, is proof that it just isn't funny? I would have thought so and Occams Razor agrees. Instead of arrogantly believing you were wrong, we don't have good sense of humour, and us not finding this funny is proof. Accept that we do have good sense of humour and us not finding this funny is proof of nothing more than that it just isn't funny?

[Triplesod]

Incidentally. No one here is upset that you were taking the micky out of Brits. We take the Micky out of ourselves more than any other country. We are perfect for a bit of piss taking. You can be as personal and hurtful as possible and as long as it's funny, we will laugh. We will though have a go back when something isn't funny, that's all.

[jovialduke]

this is lame whatever country you come from.

[bulls3159]

You dont know anything about britain do you, no wonder British peaople stereotype the americans as mcdonald obsessed morons.

[westwood500]

i can say the same thing

ive heard more stereotypes about america then ive heard about any other country

so why dont you tell your fellow english the same

[Triplesod]

Silly post Westwood. VidPerson was making a point. If you are upset that Brits stereotype Yanks then do what VidP did and tell them so in their comments. Thing here though is, Americans honestly know nothing about Brits apart from silly old Hollywood movies. To be satirical, you must know and understand the subject of your satire.

[westwood500]

come on. its all in good humor.. and actually american do somewhat know what british are like other then old hollywood movies.

[Triplesod]

I've never see any proof of that, mate.

[BlueTunisia]

Wow that one girl is hot and i never lie.

[bigfluff73]

this is lame

[kieron199]

Fuk You English Are Betta Than The Americans

[Triplesod]

Better than what? Not spelling by the look of your post.

[Triplesod]

Oh... and why the fuck have you capitalised the first letter of every word you great poovey ponagger!?

[Hayzues2]

LOL what the heck is a POOVEY PONAGGER?!?

[motoguzzichick]

do you know what crumpets are??? and stereotypicaly most british love football(soccer)

[AmsNsars]

yesssss I know, that is precisely WHY I said they hated it, lol. personally I love soccer :]

[YonManc]

The great thing about living in Northern England? America doesn't know you exist, and never bother trying to butcher your accent or customs xD

[Hayzues2]

I have some distant relatives over there. What are the regional differences in England, I'm curious to know?

[sgtwhiplash]

you would so get stabbed if you did that in London! not by me, I dont really care!

[jimchizz]

this wasted 6 minutes of my life. no one puts cheese on their crumpets. the girl on the right would get bangs though

[serendipityuk]

Typical yanks. Idiots.

[Aolian]

Learn at least something about GB first ;P

Try imitating a northern accent lol

[Stantzs]

4 stars for intersting idea -1 star for misinformation on American cheese usage, we melt it and pour it over nacho's, then we wait for a heart attack to catch up with us.

[AmsNsars]

hahaha so true!

[ghoulmann]

Damn these are Addictive. Must watch more!!! BTW I will have to remember all that stuff next week when I'm in England. ;-)

[Triplesod]

Well, did you go to England mate? Where did you go to? Did you like it? Was it as you imagined it would be? Hope you had a good'un, anyway.

[ghoulmann]

Well, I kinda went all over the UK but I'd have to say London was my fav. It was GREAT. I love it and I wanna go back really bad. My job sometimes send me to different places so I hope I get some work that sends me there for a while. I had work I should have done when I was in scottland but I didn't do it. I just had a holiday there.

[danlelle]

we put cheese on crackers too :) haha this was so cute.

[ElsabetSara]

BritAIn

[madjoker1918]

im american and i thought this was funny yet intresting. cute accent

[muchlove007]

isnt it the other way roundd??... americans are dumb and english are smart.

[richiesking]

Im British and i think this is very charming and made me laugh..good luck Girls!

[richiesking]

Im British and i think you are adorable!

[AmsNsars]

hehe. mission accomplished ;-)

[Denerai]

I find that offensive! >=|

[AmsNsars]

have a sense soh