how to tell your parents your gay

[CuntLice]

Hi, I'm a 14 year old gay virgin jiggaboo spink spook spick crack-monkey nigger. I like to shit and for a cunt bitch to shit in the ass, and for me to take it up the ass from horses, like a

giant strong horse cock purging balls deep into my asshole like Mr. Hands and Mrs. Nigger to use nigger fucky fucker fuck in Lady Gaga's sticky wet pussy. Also, cocks and black people.

But seriously though, I'm straight.

[LargeWhiteMan]

stuped faggs

[AgeheroHD]

@Katshep1 your gay?

[katshep1]

i feel sorry for people who are gay sometimes they might be good people but their not going to heaven but like for real how is liking the opposite sex attractive thats gross im not trying to mean but come on now

[WendonDanceStudio]

@katshep1 Well lets say there is a male and he is gay. He, like a girl finds men attractive and perhaps isn't very attracted to females. They probably feels the same way about straight people as you do.

[joewoodlowe]

all gays should burn in hell, you sick fucks.

[LargeWhiteMan]

@joewoodlowe BAHAHAHAHAHA!!! AMEN TO THAT

[mronetreehill100]

i think i am gay

[SpaceBoyProductions1]

@justjohnny05 I am a gay person, and have been out for over 3 years now. I know exactly what its like, and I know that it is not a choice. You cant suddenly wake up one morning and say "I wanna be gay" Well, you CAN say it, dosen't automatically make it true.

[SpaceBoyProductions1]

@bjapan96 Its a joke, they're actors! It not a choice to be gay, just like its not a choice to be a total dickhead and closed minded prock like you are! And I hope, if you ever have a boy ir girl that 'comes out' and tells you he/her are gay Id hope (fore their sakes) you die an inpleasent death so they neger hear nor see you again!

[justjohnny05]

@SpaceBoyProductions1 Hmm if your not a gay person how do YOU know anything about if being gay is a choice or not since you would have NO experience with the matter??

[SuperTruth77]

My buddy ‘came out’ over the phone (while drunk) to his strict Christian parents a year ago. Thing is, it was just a joke- he’s actually totally straight.

Unfortunately, they took it VERY seriously (he found out later), attending several months of counselling & prayer groups before tearfully informing him that they’d gotten over their “abhorrence” & were OK with his lifestyle. It’s clearly cost them plenty in terms of emotional pain & trauma- now he has to conceal his GF whenever they visit!

[xIgnox]

My first reaction was; *Facepalm*

[MrJaga09]

three simple words: I AM GAY

[IrishBruva]

MY FRIEND YASSEN IS GAY

[RCCFanatic]

Funny but I need a realistic way to tell my parents

[ollythrughost]

thanks, but i need something a little less farfetched

[kukarsom]

dam i expected the dad to grab the rifle and shot him :(

[homoreferenceguide]

Look- I'm gay but that was still funny! The mom dancing in the end was GREAT! So I guess I'll have to add that to a list of ways to come out! Burst into song and hire two guys to come out of nowhere to dance with you!

[gymcats230]

lolz i loved when the mom was dancing in the end!!

[AdoublesLdouble]

THE PROPER GRAMMAR IS YOU'RE GAY (SHORT FOR YOU ARE GAY), NOT YOUR GAY

[rowanewiets]

@wrestlingallstar69 i do. I hate faggots like you

[ilovecappuccino1]

@wrestlingallstar69 Uhh, nobody?

[endfulshimmy]

Aahhahha, if only. Definitely faved.

[Viktir666]

It's "you're gay" you illiterate schmuck.

[over18irish]

@Viktir666 No, it's his gay. It belongs to him. Therefore, "your gay." xD (jk)

[ItsCanada]

Stereotyping... -.-

[ariayvs]

♪♪♪Dear mummy and daddy, you might not be ready but I'm overcome with joy!!! It may be hard to swallow but I'm in love!!!♪♪♪ =)

[scups]

Though this video is funny it kind of gives out the wrong message about gay people.

At 0:51 he says "I guess you better respect my choice" when being gay isnt a choice at all.

Still funny tho :)

[TheJoshmoss]

Aww i just wish i could tell my parents, I love cock so much but can't bring myself to say it :(

[piekid8]

@TheJoshmoss ditto :c

[gaylolful]

@TheJoshmoss LMAO...so blunt...

[vidioshows3]

look at the mom at 0:50

[mikem5169]

shooking

[newarmy123]

r the ppl avallable

[DonforDead]

where did they black guy come from cos if you look when he says "dear mummy and daddy" there is no door :L

[mick0093]

lmao

[DonforDead]

0:32 (Y)

[xallyproductionsx]

LMAO

[Gw0105]

love it lmao

[JWBkiller5]

I love classic videos like this from the year of the websites launch

[nissanlover]

"it may be hard to swallow" lol... fucking gay dude

[kloratis]

Really fucking gay

[trafficlights1]

great observation

[kloratis]

Sometimes I wish I was gay, cause females really suck, but I'm attracted sexually to them

[MrBrittol12]

@kloratis wow your really werid go die :)

[kloratis]

@MrBrittol12 fuck you

[gaylolful]

@kloratis Why do girls suck??? My friends that are girls are nice :)

[kloratis]

@gaylolful I guess you're gay

[CaptainGrammatica]

@kloratis We wish you were too lol

[Murftheman]

@kloratis You're Gay, Just come out!



[kloratis]

@Murftheman I'm not..

[couchtater7]

its you ARE gay

[NoHoeImmaJerk]

Lmao

The Comment Bellow Mine Iz hella funny

But I Dnt Hate Gay Ppl:)

[DarkLink850]

then is gays are like that evry one on the FUCKING EART IS LIKE THAT ASS HAT!!!gays are HUMAN

[andygin]

When I came out it was a bit like this, my mum danced away but dad was alittle unsure in fact he went to a neighbours house and asked if he should call 999. lol. True.

[TallulahDaisy]

The funniest thing about this was the Mum dancing at the end! Brilliant!

I'd love to see someone do that in real life!

x

[Panther016]

i love how the two gay guys come out of nowhere

[MaxikingNimero]

your gay?

my gay my gay my gay my gay

[baluk20]

so thats one way

[videopoke]

lol!!! ha ha ha, funny

[DieSacheRockt]

schwachsinn

[Dimebag204]

LOL

[lazycub011]

OMG LOL !!

[cookie4me]

haha, when I came out of the closet, I said '' mom, dad...as you know, I like boys...but...I also kindof like girls...so...just wanted you to know...''

and my mom was like : ''gurglegurgle'' totally shocked.

Dad: ''...uhm okay, dear, what ever you want :)''

hahha, it DID go that easy for me. lol.

[colton8er]

gay

[bjapan96]

if i were the parents i wud drop kick his ass

[jordantrem]

lol funny

[5p33dk1nG]

damn ppl comming out of the closet

[A00145773]

If only it was that easy!!!

[xPoisonousxskittlesx]

I'm in love with boyss,too! LOL

[USCTrojan2004]

I think the "Surprise You're Gay" song was written about this guy...

[xPoisonousxskittlesx]

Ok,wonderful.

[akos235]

If I tell my mom I'm gay she would probably never want to see me again

[bjapan96]

y are u fucking gay in the first place

[darktard]

lmao hilarious

[MetallicaSucksNow]

I'm 20 year old guy and I kissed with 13 year old girl two months ago, is that wrong?

[12slash95]

hell ya thats wrong

but everyone makes mistakes

[DrifterVampirique]

Not to me really...If you like each other who cares... Just don't do anything illegal...

[MetallicaSucksNow]

Yes, I know

[dopeshard08]

hell yeah its wrong fckn pedifile.

idc if you like her or not dude.

imagine if you had a little ten year old sister,

and she made out with a 17 year old boy.

yeah. fcked up.

but you're just trying to get attention, so you suck at life anyway. :)

[MetallicaSucksNow]

10 year old and 13 year old is not the same. And it was just a kiss... Btw, my sister is 16 and half year old and she had a 24 year old boyfriend a year ago and she had sex with him, I don't really care about it, she knows what she does. And that girl that I kissed also knows what she does, she's not stupid at all. So don't judge me so hard and don't call me "pedophile"...

[hoodlem187]

metallicaSucksNow , i know your just some silly nerd after attention .

But hope you find Mr right , im sure your Husband will treat you right in the future and bang bang your anus

[MetallicaSucksNow]

No, cause I'm not a fagget like you

[hoodlem187]

im not gay ....but your still a peadophile.

whats next ..kissing 12yrs when your 30?

[MetallicaSucksNow]

No, doing your mom's ass

[hoodlem187]

My Moms of legal age though MetallicaSucksNow .

Stick to underage kids ....its what youve admitted to liking.

[MetallicaSucksNow]

Fuck you, kissing 13 year old girl is not illegal, it's not sex. It's not about the law. You know. legally a 50 year old fart can have sex with 16 year old girl, cause the age on concent is 16. It's legal, but it sucks. But what's so wrong if 20 year oild guy kisses with 13 year old girl and both like that? It's only kissing, nothing more.

[hoodlem187]

MetallicaSucksNow ....tell yourself its ok ....tell yourself whatever you need to help you sleep at night.

im sure all peadophiles use the same excuses in there own minds .

[MetallicaSucksNow]

PAEDOphiles feel sexual attraction towards prepubescent CHILDREN. I don't feel it, 13 year old is the minimal age for a girl to be sexually attractive for me, I prefer girls who are older than 13. For a true peadophile 13 year old teens are already a little bit old, cause they prefer small undeveloped girls without tits, they like children. I don't like children, so don't call me paedophile, ok?

[hoodlem187]

and youll still be trying to convince yourself of the same thing when your 21 , 22 , 23 , 24 ect

label yourself however you like MetallicaSucksNow :)

[T3chn0100]

now exactly why are u talking about this when u know ur going get crap. and for peet sakes this is a gay video not a video to talk about beign a pedophile

[productionsOFkez]

@MetallicaSucksNow meh, was she hot? lol jkz, if she likes you why would it be wrong, unless ur just a pure pedophilia with no feelings for her.

[paladinvash]

such stereotyping XP

[ggmarie12]

i can't stop laughing.lol

[kelsisco]

dammit i barfed all over my keyboard

[g36y]

Fucking fag go stick your dick on your boyfriends Asshole You gay ass fucker.

[barraka1122]

fucken homo

[tramponamission]

fucken homophobe

[tramponamission]

fucken homophobe

[hotochan08]

lol love it =))

[boster403]

lol

[ichiruxichigo]

lol this is funny but i doubt u should burst into song and have male stripers dance with u in front of your parents i mean they might have like a heart attak

[lucasfootball31]

fagget

[xXAngelicTerrorXx]

you cant even spell faggot for a start so dont go insulting others when they havent done anything to you. + this was funny (Y)

[xxrikuxx74450]

funny

[magmaspearit]

ok...

[LukeMatee]

HAHA

[CrAzYKiLLa29]

epic fail

[thefallout08]

lmao tht is jokes

[bri2015jayhawks]

lmao..thats ok..funny

[Ultraussie]

HA HA HA HA HA.

Lol.

[porchmonkeyzz]

LOL

[itsahairflp]

XDDDDD

[circai619]

ahahhahahahahaha oh my god that was priceless

[AQfanatic247]

WTF

[asumaroxs]

LOL XD nice nice

[JohnAteYourCookies]

hella gay

[r1p3tii]

THATS WUT IM GONNA DO

[mimzi29]

It may be hard to swallow.........LOL

[BubblesTheLlama]

I wish that would probably work with my parents. I highly doubt that though. LOL

[qjwilliam]

ITS WAS SO FUNNY

[Sonictheblueblur]

o-k that was funny, not what I expected

[ilovefred1fredfan]

agreed

[RenoGregory]

lmao

[CaptDouchebag]

Learn the difference between "your" and "you're."

[OMFGTHISSOSUX2]

ok..

[emoluver121]

haaahaa that made my day :)

[MasterChiefy617]

lolzzzzzzzz

[4ndrema]

Good recommmendation :P

[150buckfifty150]

fags

literally

[emoluver121]

hahahaha  common thats funni

[moviezfreakzreviewz]

well.. thats.... gay.

[stomak2]

lol so dumb

[matiaske]

wow...im not gonna tell it like that lol

[atomroflxd]

thats gay

[religiousmime]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Bertstaz235]

Ha your gay

[pichirisu]

lololololololololoollllolololo­lolo....l

[micheal6877]

that is dumb

[raiderslax22]

i like girls

[chrisissweet55]

thats nice ?

[heyyitsalison]

ok?

[PAPALI]

woow...i never going this way to tell my parents

[evilpeople20]

LMFAO ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHAH

[SNIPER199618]

gay

[J0nny1066]

lool

[50iZaJOke]

dude, your fukn gay..

hahaha

[castme13]

rofl

[HappyManCheese]

lick my bumhole clean

[robbiejayxxx]

leather.... lol

[HellboundHeart250x]

LMAFO LOL

[monkeysinabarrel123]

I LOVE THIS LMFAO. ;p

[meprosoccer]

HAHAHAHHAHAHA

[cottoncandiy]

HAHAHAHHAHA

[bedofskeletons]

LMAO

[MLMproductions484]

wow what homos i didnt expect that when i typed in your gay not like that kind of gay u stupid homo u weirdo...!!!

[71hammerhead69]

wtf he scares me

[shots2345]

I lol'd hard at their faces at the start of they song

[420killerrr]

lol

[fhiuckyhiuo]

Mega Gay

[haarez]

full of stereotypes, not so fun... for a laugh I prefer to think of straights as a bunch of retarded windows-smashing scimian-like hooligans spending their entire life drinking beer and raping under-age girls yielding to their uncontrollable apelike lust. That's grotesquely fun, isn't it?

[TomTheJuggler111]

u realise u complained about the stereotyping of gays and then u stereotyped us NORMAL STRAIGHT PEOPLE

faggots should die

[haarez]

what's "normal" about you, other than your statistical prevalence?

pussylickers should be castrated.

[supertuber1000000]

i like girls

[A00145773]

Im a lesbian and I would say im more normal than you.