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  • You made me laugh hard! And you face was priceless when that dog scared you! :D You are my favorite youtube channel!

  • funny how i watched this on mlk day

  • I'm pretty sure I have to thumbs up videos with the Beatles in them no matter what. lol

  • can i please have your hair!!!???

  • 1:24 In Argentina it's the same sheat ¬____¬

  • the dress bit was awesome!

    

  • You're a fine looking lady and mind provoking. The funniest part of this video was at the end....that dog barked and I thought you were going to jump out of your skin. LOL

  • 3:53 *laughs* okay sureeee lol

  • 8:16 faptul că fundul

  • Finally some cleavage.

  • "4. Those who disbelieve say: "This (the Qur'an) is nothing but a lie that he (Muhammad ) has invented, and others have helped him at it, so that they have produced an unjust wrong (thing) and a lie."

    5. And they say: "Tales of the ancients, which he has written down, and they are dictated to him morning and afternoon."

    6. Say: "It (this Qur'an) has been sent down by Him (Allah) Who knows the secret of the heavens and the earth. Truly, He is Oft-Forgiving, Most Merciful.""

    Al-Quran:25

  • Damn....she's married....shattered

  • how do you rate a video? i can't find it?

  • reality

  • 8:16 ... yes.

  • in this i found out shes married.. and im like of course. how can a beautiful, free thinking, intelligent person like herself not be? i love her videos so much! lol if i weren't a pagan i would be an atheist like her. even while i was young i couldnt understand y christians were such sheep!

  • OMG HAHA xD

    Really? People are still arguing about religion in the comments?

    Did any of you actually watch the video? After watching that all I can think of is how MASSIVELY JELLY I am of her husband.

  • ahh too much hate...!! i think youre pretty :D im agnostic so i really dont know what to believe but let whatever happens happens

  • "29. And they said: "There is no (other life) but our (present) life of this world, and never shall we be resurrected (on the Day of Resurrection)."

    30. If you could but see when they will be held (brought and made to stand) in front of their Lord! He will say: "Is not this (Resurrection and the taking of the accounts) the truth?" They will say: "Yes, by our Lord!" He will then say: "So taste you the torment because you used not to believe."

    Al-Quran:06

  • "1. All praises and thanks be to Allah, Who (Alone) created the heavens and the earth, and originated the darkness and the light, yet those who disbelieve hold others as equal with their Lord.

    2. He it is Who has created you from clay, and then has decreed a stated term (for you to die). And there is with Him another determined term (for you to be resurrected), yet you doubt (in the Resurrection)."

    Al-Quran:06

  • @emaan456 damn right, thank allah for creating such a amazing, intelligent and sexy creature such as k-rina (ZOMGitsCriss).

    come on now, admit it, you know she's fit, you know she's eye candy.

    you would, wouldn't you? damn right you would, although i dont think she's made out of clay???

  • @kryo101 yes, that's why you people are getting mad and accepting every wrong thing from her...well,I know its fun to listen logical talk from a smart naked woman.

    I bet, no one would listen to her if she was fat and not good looking,

    And I bet you will all listen to or watch any other beautiful Muslim girl if she replies her logically...but Islam does not appreciate showing off like her!

    SO ENJOY.....

  • @emaan456 first off, your the only one getting mad, calm down, why is everything doom and gloom with you lot? i make up my own mind based on evidence, i am not sheep like you, who believe everything, no matter how absurd it sounds, i come from a muslim family and have had this rubbish shoved down my throat from childhood, so i dont need you to come here and start preaching, theres no getting away from you lot, why?

  • @kryo101 57. Say: "I am on clear proof from my Lord (Islamic Monotheism), but you deny (the truth that has come to me from Allah). I have not gotten what you are asking for impatiently (the torment). The decision is only for Allah, He declares the truth, and He is the Best of judges."

    58. Say: "If I had that which you are asking for impatiently (the torment), the matter would have been settled at once between me and you, but Allah knows best the Zalimun (polytheists, etc.)."

    Al-Quran:06

  • @emaan456 WTF, did you just ask me to say a prayer, you fucking twat, who the fuck do you think you are, you patronising bastard.

    in your eyes and your religion, i should be put to death straight away and then spend a eternity being tortured and tormented. religion of peace? ha, religion of peace my ass!

    so you can stop quoting the holy fucking quran to me, stop pretending its for my benefit,

  • @kryo101 LOL...Calm down...just Relax......

  • @emaan456 and another thing, why do you get so angry and offended when you see a beautiful young women like criss? its not her fault shes pretty, why should she have to cover her self up from head to toe just because your afraid you cant control yourself, what does that say about your morals? your pathetic, thats what i think.

    stop coming here and quoting pages from the quran, it doesn't prove anything, and its not as enlightened as you think, actually its a bunch of made up mumbo jumbo,

  • Is it wrong if you government funds libraries and you don't go, or makes road you don't drive thru.

  • Dear Zomgitscriss,

    This video failed to fulfill my entertainment needs.

    Please do not upload any more videos that bore me, or

    I will be compelled to unsubscribe from your channel.

    Yours, Graham.

  • you should prey for a bed that is not made of plywood...

  • Oh she said the word Husband IT BURNS!!!!! lolz

  • Wow, Cristina,

    You have the brains of a PHD and the body of a goddess.

    I too am an Atheist...... You're an amazing lady.

    Oh and by the way, If you like old fat guys with out any money. I'll merry you!

  • Cristina what a body u got ...HOT !

  • It's really sad how people fail to see the difference between religion as an institution and religion as an idea. And I'm not some religious fanatic. I just really don't like those narrow-minded, short-sighted, self-proclaimed philosophers, who can only look upon something from one perspective. But, I guess it's fashionable to call yourself an atheist these days, even when you don't know the full meaning of the word. Anyway, keep it open minded, eh ;). Oh, and- I like the crux ansata :).

  • @wolfishcreature What do you mean, don't know the full meaning of the word? I'm fairly sure that anybody who calls themselves an atheist knows that it means that they don't believe in god/gods. And yes, that's all it means, just in case you have your own alternative definition. Religion IS an institution. It's the physical manifestation of theism or faith, which is the idea. I don't have a problem with faith, as long as it doesn't result in your actions negatively affecting others.

  • @jungsbodyguard Linguistically, the word Atheism derives from the Hellenic word "atheoi", which basically means "godless" and it was first used to describe people who disrespected a certain god, while believing in another god. Therefore, the original meaning should be understood as "ungodly" people, which is quite different from the present usage of the word. Today, "atheists" are the opposite extreme of the religious fanatics and just like them, they are not that great in numbers.

  • @jungsbodyguard A religion is a collection of covenants and dogmas, as presented by a certain prophet. A religious institution is a group of people who present a certain interpretation of those covenants and dogmas. Therefore, Christianity is mainly divided between the Catholic and the Orthodox churches, Islam- between the Sunni and the Shia, Buddhism- between many sects and schools, etc.. And these institutions are the actual problem, not the religions themselves.

  • @jungsbodyguard And being an extreme, atheism is not any better than any religious institution. Extreme believes are like mind barriers. One should be able to look at a certain topic from all possible points of view, in order to see things as they really are, instead of twisting them through the prism of his own believes. This is something that people did in the Dark Ages and the WWII and it ended up with some really bad results. Therefore my plea- “Keep it open minded!” ;).

  • @wolfishcreature I don't think that atheism is an extreme, though. It holds no dogmatic criteria. Atheism is just coming to the conclusion that no available evidence suggests that god/gods exist. Should any evidence surface that suggests that god/gods do exist, I would never simply dismiss it. I would follow the same process that led me to atheism in the first place. Evidence and logical thought.

  • @wolfishcreature Horrible things that happened in the dark ages were justified by religion. Horrible things happened in Nazi Germany, as well as atheist regimes like USSR and China. It's all about being dogmatic, whether it's a political ideology or a religion. This, I think we agree on. :)

  • @wolfishcreature The majority of the people, who call themselves atheists, are not fanatics, but still use this word to describe their believes, because they heard that atheists do not believe in god, or at least in the way that the church presents us the image of god. True atheists, however, deny any form of spirituality while most "atheists" simply do not agree with the ways of the religious institutions, which on the other hands has nothing to do with the idea of the religion itself.

  • Nice video. I don't know what Graham's problem was. :-)

  • nice video :) your pretty to

  • This is lame dont watch it and do some dancing instead 

  • you are so awsome, I wish I could trade my wife for you, keep making videos PLEASE

  • I didn't know I was a lesbian until I found her videos...

  • UUUUGGHHHH Husbandddd T.T

  • You are funny, hahaha

    

  • Hi Names, how are you?

  • Fucking lucky husband!!!!!!

  • You ho! I'm gonna unsubscribe!

    Yes, that was a joke

  • dayum you fine!

  • Question: Our emotional circuitry is based on a 100man society (not a society of billions). Dont you think its possible that religion has evolved into such a huge part of our society becuase its needed in our society to get the majority of the people to "fly straight". we are not built for a international society and if you look at how violently animal societies hierarkies are kept in check, if our emotional circuitry is similar then having religion to keep us in check might be nessesary.

  • She has a husband...... my day has just be ruined.

  • @Draidis she is separated from him, so i thought

  • I'm glad I didn't ask about the Ankh, though I was simply curious because I thought of it as a fertility symbol and got the impression you didn't want to have your own children. Your explanation is understandable.

  • Dear Zomgitscriss

    This video failed to fulfill my entertainment needs.

    Please do not upload any more videos that bore me, or

    I will be compelled to unsubscribe from your channel.

    Yours, Graham

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  • What kind of camera your using. It seems old.

  • I got bored 45 seconds in yet I felt trapped, luckily I didnt feel impowered due to the back button in my browser.

  • Thumbs up if you spent the entire video staring from her "ankh" to her mouth...and it was about 2 minutes in before you realized that she was speaking about church...or religion...or...her ankh...her lips...her ankh...left and right...and left...God came to her? wtf ....lucky god...does her husband know...god's a pimp....ankh...michael....wtf?

  • Amazing tags :D

  • You don't have a romanian accent. It's more of a french accent. With a bit of Quarian...

  • Anyone know what that symbol means that she's wearing?

  • AWHHH SHES GOT A HUSBAND ALREADY

  • Science also gets state aid...even though a lot of science doesn't exactly help the human being, why would churches that help a lot of people not get state aid?

  • @PhilosopherOnWeed are you forgetting that science and research is why we have medicine now? who do you think makes AIDS medicine for the people who cant afford it? thats why science is funded by the state.

    religion should not because, well, would you like it if Muslims get state aid?

  • @gooieslee Yes I know science helps people but religion does as well...both have their pro's and cons. I'm just saying...you can't blame religion for wars, it's the individual people that interpret the religious books that are made by people in a harmful way. This does not mean religion is necessarily a bad thing. And Muslims do get state aid just like Christians to build their religious houses here. And I agree they should get that. I have no problems with it at all.

  • @PhilosopherOnWeed I do not see why the state should encourage religious behaviour.

    Do you not see from history why the state and religion should be kept seperate. It is all too easy for religion to control the state, like in teh Muslim world, and it would also be bad for the state to control religion

  • @gooieslee Hah fast reaction :P. Yes...from a Western point of view it is bad. But in the ''Muslim world'' as you refer too...to those people it is something they would not want to change. There are huge cultural differences within the world, everyone has different values. I would not want to judge about what is good and what is bad regarding religion and state. Also every state that has a lot of implied religious values, like the human rights. Look at the constitution of your country.

  • @PhilosopherOnWeed You mean churches that use Scientific advancements like the Internet, Cars, Airplanes, canned food, and Medical Science to help people?

  • Yeah I like the dresses too, goddamn......

  • I think the ankh looks cool.  I mean . . . do you REALLY need any other reason to wear it?

  • Ah....The editing with the squeaky voices is horribe....I have to turn off now.

  • I find it somewhat amusing how out of all the stuff she said, I found her veiws on religion and whatnot vey interesting, so I scrolled down to the comments only to find that there was not a soul who seemed to have heard a word she said. They watched her for her beauty then were dissapointed when she was married. So I'm not going to bother trying to start a discussion about anything she talked about...

  • @AkwardPixieGurl In all fairness Pixiegurl Zomgitzcriss has been an extremely popular and much viewed atheist on Youtube and has been well involved in all the discourse and conversation in this regard. I havent seen anything to indicate her thoughts and opinions on religion and belief in God are devalued or disparaged in any shape or form. This is a largely frivolous video posting and the fact is she IS smoking hot and we are blokes and we are kinda shallow but absolutely not disrespectful:)

  • "because I'm just that awesome." No shit!

  • Husband? I think I died a little inside today.

  • I suspect you are well aware of the provocative nature of the end of your video! Summer dresses... so much skin at the beach... eating ripe, wet fruit... excuse me, I have an appointment.

  • Summer ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLES !!!

  • i listen husban and bam ..... nexxxxxxxxxxxt

  • i here husban and bam ..... nexxxxxxxxxxxt

  • Oh wow. I'm a woman, a strait woman, and have been known to be a jealous woman, and I'm still in love with this.

  • Yay, Beatles, one of their best songs

  • And like that, I shall never date or look at another woman again..why bother. The one I want is already married and living miles away in another country..........Oh GOD I am so glad I watched the end of this video.

  • So glad I watched this to the end.

  • wait a minute ur romanian

    eu sunt romanesc

    :3

    i think you can de-cypher my name by reading my username...

    btw im athiest

    literally we have identical ideals

  • i dont like athism... i just watch for ur hot body...great cleavage

  • @ayubk001 way to be a mindless creep. have fun with that.

  • @Hersoftestsoul if u were a man u would also be saying that... it sucks to be a girl, isnt it.

  • @Hersoftestsoul 1, there are plenty of men on here who aren't saying that, and 2, I'm actually attracted to women.

  • Lol very eclectic taste in music. Love it! Hearing your story about your ank, reminds me of Jungs theory of synchronicity. It happens to me all the time! Oh, and, I jumped when the dogs barked! Fml

  • very nice, you are my new hero.

  • Hot, cute, and atheist.... I love you!

  • How does tagging work?

  • Her husband is a lucky man.

  • @watevatube He is indeed!

  • @watevatube Another angry ugly White Slut spreading disease throughout the earth!!

    White Devils are the ONLY ones causing all hell and all wars on the earth!!!

  • bai ma lasi :DDDDD

    as fi jurat ca esti rusoaica :)))) ... dupa 10 videoclipuri aflu ca nu :)))

    si nu , nu esti singura ... si eu sunt roman si ateu :P ...

    bine si mai e si celalalt de care zici in video :P

  • Those dresses makes me want to dance with you! May I have this dance, Please?

  • I will be giving russians strippers changes now. In the dimes formats, goods jobs. You sound like a blacks. STOP PUTTING "S" AT THE END OF EVERYTHING!!! Wodkas.

  • the bes part of this vid is the look on your face at the end when the dog barks lol i cant tell u how many times id be doing something random and one of the dogs barks scare the living shit outa me n stops my heart for a split second your look was priceless

  • Love your vids Christina, have you heard of James Randi, he has gatherings called The Amazing Meeting, and I think it'd be cool if you could possibly attend one or more and give a speech.

  • I bet this is watched by Ray Comfort as his secret guilty pleasure.

  • i agree with ur views on religion

  • @gimpy204

    retard fighting over a retard...... thank god i have got better things to do.... :)

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  • you are so f@cking cool... XD

  • Christina you say they're more beautiful girls in Romania than you but I find that difficult to believe.

  • im not just responding to this one silly video of urs.... im replying to alllllllllll ur videos....... "GET A LIFE",,,,,, the memory u leave in this world is all that u earn ultimately,,,, and leme tel u... PEOPLE HATE U AND CURSE U,,,

  • @onestly19 Wow,self hate is horrilbe.Did you look at this Goddess.Not only is she Smart ,she's Gorgeous.Not only do i think she might be the most beautiful girl in Romania...i think she might be in the WHOLE freakin' world!!!!!!!!!...Don't be a jeleous douche.Envy does'nt look good on you.

  • @gimpy204 another retard...... hahahahahaha......

  • @onestly19 Wow what intelect....thats why you don't respond with more than a few 3rd grade grunts....i guess thats what trash does.it responds with hateful self loathing.wow retard...how long did it take you to come up with that?

  • you can't find the origin of species in Romania!??!?!? what1?!?!?! when the hell were you 16? 1500s?.....

  • I can not believe the level of coolness this Criss chic exudes with her silly genius witt.

  • Boobs, I know you were looking so thumbs..

  • Vodka?!

  • She's really hot but I couldn't help but notice the particle board header behind her.

  • hah ur romanian? 

  • you goddamn motherfucking beautiful. keep the video's come'n

  • MICHAEL IS AWESOME.

  • thumbs up if "the problem with youtube" brought you here

  • Please - Get over yourself!

  • Heheh, I loved the part about your dream! And I love the Ankh symbol.

    No, your Romanian accent is not annoying! It's beautiful. <3

  • Aw, don't feel bad K-rina. You're accent is beautiful and sexy. Even though you're married. Now THAT'S blasphemous.

  • @ZOMHitsCriss

    You speak Excellent English, I really want to know how you learned and how long it took you. Foreign languages seem nearly impossible for me to learn fluently.

    Also do all the girls in Romania look like you? If so I'm moving!!! (couldn't help it :) )

  • You have a lovely accent, but you really need to clean that projector it's full of hair.

  • can we start a petition for a bikini sequence in every future ZOMGits video?

  • THIS BLONDE SLUT IS DEVIL

  • @barwarib0y That's a bit harsh. What's up dude, did you just crack one off whilst watching this? There is no devil douche bag

  • I'm a straight woman and I must say that I am struck by you because #1 you're creative #2 you're passionate #3 you're thinking for yourself bonus is are that you're beautiful, lovely accent, expressive...you have a brilliant mind and anyone who says any different has been brain washed like I once was...remember me because I will not forget you!

  • Romania, religia, credinta si paranoia, woo-woo - oricine se poate uita pe o statistica la nivel european. Suntem printre primii la ineptii, e trist! :-S

  • wow you are so hot, I love your ass, I want to jizz on your feet to! I love you!

  • I'm sorry, this has probably been asked several times before, or I'm just impossibly ignorant, but.... What song is that at the end? It's absolutely charming and it reminds me of the heartbreak of my life!

  • fucking beautiful or not love her

  • I only just now noticed that SomeGrayBloke referred to this video in his hilariously funny video about "The Problem With You Tube".

    Thank you for being there for him when he needed you ;-)

    Oh yeah; You're getting lazy my lady. I miss your videos in my in box ;-)

  • Cristina you are still very Beautiful, and your smart too. Now that is a double threat, and that is great. Love you comments and I support you all the way. Peace and one heart to you Cristina

  • Nice shoes.

  • Are you married? If so, can I be your mistress..er, mister...or whatever you call it? Cause I seriously love you!

  • @dallased25 Pretty sure we're calling it Mistress.

  • i love you

  • You have some good points but could you *please* move your ankh to one side as it obstructs my view of them, Carina? Thank-you in advance.

  • although i disagree with ur views, i have to admit that ur videos are pretty sincere and ur view are actually pretty interesting and keeps coming for more :b

  • your vids look like oldies hehe in the part of the beach is just like an old movie, nice camera =)

  • 5:20 i was eating cereal and i laughed so hard that I almost spitted because it got stucked in my throath xP

  • lol dogs!

  • did you mean @hotforwords when you 'tagged Marina' (to do her likes and/or facts)?

  • FAIL

  • lol @ ending with the dog barkig

  • Hey, I found you from another subscriber Thunderf00t! I know you know him as well. I just found him a few days ago. I'm going through a bit of changes as of late. I've been really interested in the Universe more than usual and which it's started making me think about the "man" upstairs. Not sure I'm a full fledged Athiest but I'm open to the thought. Anyway I enjoy your videos, you do good work.

    Best wishes, IronPriest!

  • omg You are just soooo smaaarttttt!!!

  • 7:49 Your Shoes = WIN!

  • HUSBAND? I'm happy for you :)

  • Say what?

  • The whole time I was watching this I was staring straight at her boobs

  • please explain the chimp thing 0.0

  • Bitching about religion and wearing an Ankh. hmmmm

    Ankh symbol, seen in the center of this ancient Egyptian relief it has many meanings all of which lead to religion. So my question is it God or Mohammed or religion in general you don’t like. And if its religion in general how about quit being a hypocrite and loose the Ankh. Most people who claim to be atheist I know complain that religious people don’t have an open mind and yet they themselves don’t lol

  • blah blah blah...got to 50 seconds...

  • kiss my ass!

  • you should move to america or evan canada

  • Can we trade Kirk Cameron and his old lady, for you and your husband?

  • This video has got to be on