3 news At home having some dots

[cHeStEr5434]

Ahh... I was just sittin' there havin some dots an' and the po-lice come up, knocked on ma' door, told me I have to evacuate just cos' they reckon it's a bomb threat around the place, and I just tripped ae an' I was like Oooh shit! must be just happening overseas or something, but yeah I just packed up ma' stuff and left, but looks pretty serious there's heaps o' cops here an' that, reckon they're bringing the bomb squad in, bu' yeah I know, pretty trippy stuff ae?

[mor3id]

legendary



[oliverwestwood1]

A Dot is a point of ice where I come from

[Trebooze483]

hahahahah must be happening overseas or something

[b16aefmadness]

in my country new zealand dots are when u put weed buds into little pea size DOTS then put the DOT between to red hot butter knifes or flatned spoons then smoke up the smoke threw a bottle with the bottom cut out or threw a tube...... hence why the maori guy in the video was saying that he was having DOTS when the cops turned up and the video is takin off tv3 a new zealand news channel.... WE ARE THE ONLY COUNRTY IN THE WORLD TO DO THIS

[bigpereiha]

hahaha pklifter ur a dot eah

[pklifter]

wtf is a dot?

[smokeandmirr0rs]

"reckon they're bringing the bomb squad in" so funny the way he says that haha

[stelf420]

pritty trippy stuff ae

[stelf420]

its just lil rolled up chunks of weed onto balls and burnt with knifes. makes it just taste so skunky.......... and gets u fukd up.

[MaTchBoOkPoEt]

@stelf420 hot knifing? lol.... dots.. i thought he meant fucking micro dot lsd

lmao!

fucking maori eh lol

[newtz1000]

fuck heaps of lost cunts on here,he's talking about spots..

[86nugget19]

haha too much cuz does how us maori's roll just str8 up g!

[furiousstyles23]

whaaat are dots?

[Youaresofullofshite]

Brilliant! Wanna have a few dots with him.

[blazenthesouthernsky]

Ahaha fuck yeah I laugh my ass of at this shit. I'm from the NZ but now living in amsterdam and the cunt's here dont even know about the dotte's... Classic kiwi "just having some dot's yeah trippy shit aye...."

[jowlzaahNZ]

"must be happening overseas or something", thats why they're evacuating your house, shot bro...

[ORSM44]

just havin few dots ae.. nek minute

[Fresh1071]

GOTA BE A KIWI ! yea boi . . show dis shit worldwide let da world know whats uhp bahah

[suuperstylin]

"i was like whhhhhhoooooa shit!" lmao

[dis0rda]

ur all fuckn noobs... spots..dots fuk it lets get wasted, this is what i call a fukn legend NZ REP FOOLS!..... - Put the knifes on bro! grab the spottle out the freezer! SPOTS UP!

[nicklipineCHUUR]

ERA FUCK MAN.. DOTS AND SPOTS ARE THE SAME THING.. JUST SOME OF YOUR WEED.. ROLLED INTO A BALL. YOU CHOOSE THE SIZE!!!!!..

ERA TWO HOT KNIFES KIWI STYLE INDEED BROTHER AND SISTERS!!!

[Taseret28]

i always equated dots= oil and spots= bud but whatever

[smokecity344]

@dominiccss.....dumb peoples dont know shit about shit...dots is bud spots.. ya know squashed between 2 heated knives inhale wid a rolled up zigzag cardboard or a budget 1.5 lime fizzy bottle cut...haha LSD....

[frangipaan]

@dominiccss ahhh WRONG! Dots=Weed. You're clearly not a KIWI. And "tripping is a term used here that has nothing to do with LSD. No one even takes that anymore....

[frangipaan]

@dominiccss ahhh WRONG! Dots=Weed. You're clearly not a KIWI.

[konceptznzl]

this guy is from New Zealand! Its one of our news channels!

And so am i, the dots hes referring to is not LSD or anything else apart from dots of weed! Dots/Cones/Spots of bud, that you put in ya conepiece for buckies or bongs or for spots/knives on a stove, thats how we do it round here

[dofkex]

he said "thoughts", you morons

[maozie1]

dots=LSD

[11ethan111]

yerrrrr ow pOOOlice. haha

[raroboii29]

Crack up brudda! Smoke dat sh*t!

[mrvinyc3]

i wish they had whatever the reporter said after

[Evaese]

gators

[hashmjiza]

Lol dots is spots knives on stoves... Lol at some comments

[Zombiesheik]

He said dots,as in microdots.

Hence talking about tripping.

[kakapoable]

@Zombiesheik Wrong, dots are spots. microdots are not dots.

[rybotnik]

@Zombiesheik wrong!

[Damolisher]

What a fuckwit.

[feenostrineeks]

Oh ... you mean he wasnt playing a dps class in an mmo and using some 'damage over time' skills...?

[prolific187]

@feenostrineeks lol yea warlock or shadow priest lol

[DJLisseyK]

No no no, he's saying "having some Datsun"... listen carefully. He's clearly talking about having some Datsun.

[harobmx123]

@DJLisseyK fuckhead

[deeagnol]

lmaooooo he obviously smoked blue cheese

[BrettMatthewsMusic]

i think he says having some thoughts...but he seems pretty fucked up, maybe he does say dots =S

[regginscanjump]

Fuck You Miss!

[jimmyPain2121]

he said darts not dots... meaning cigarettes

[Kruelwanderer911]

Sounds like he's saying "Having some thoughts"...

Dots makes more sense... But "thoughts" is cooler.

[4red4rum]

He talks like Stewie from family guy at the end. lol

[yoda43]

The Dude Abides! eh

[Robstailey]

i thought he meant like dippin dots

fuck i love me some dippin dots

[xXMusicAsAWeaponXx]

He reminds me of The Dude.

[MrVnath]

dots/hot spotting is a method of vaporising marijuana, especially adopted by pacific islanders where one:

heats up metal kitchen knives red hot over a stove then,

tear off some bud and while simultaniously picking up and vapourising the bud with the knives, inhaling the hot smoke produced through a cooled jim beam bottle with the bottom cut out

[jimmyPain2121]

@MrVnath lol no he said darts not dots... meaning cigarettes, we call smoking weed with a stove spots in New Zealand not dots...

[CrazyAbo117]

@jimmyPain2121 Dots And Spots are the same thing bro its not like they're in the dictionary man you can call them fucken stripes if you fucking wanted to.

[kain161718]

@jimmyPain2121 Nah g its called dots too....

[ForThePizza]

why did we need to know you had dots...

[mschap24]

@ForThePizza because this guy's a boss

[adoggz19]

what.a.LEGEND!



[studentunions]

This is Jonah Takalua from Summer Heights High as an Adult

[vedoghxj123]

Hahahahaha funny

[rudenpolite]

definition of chilled dude.

[InuitInua]

Man, that man is GORGEOUS.

[naynaybug007]

@InuitInua Umm, yes. Amen to that!

[Haraldtubeyou]

i think its dots from like.. microdots

[youtubedude]

is KFC really popular with Kiwi folk?

[NewZealandParkour]

@youtubedude with the darker population VERY. but yes its quite popular

[DaveTehBasta]

He said "thoughts" not "dots".. He was probably smoking some herb :)

[infernoacid]

his eyes + the reference to "Dots" makes it look like he's talking about lsd :P

[sharpezor]

I watch this instead of taking my anxiety meds

[ligyro]

"just sitting at home having some thoughts" that's my new saying when somebody asks what i did today when i didnt really do a whole lot

[rascador]

i heard it "having some thoughts"

[neocon70]

"i was just sitting there at home, having some thoughts."

[crasheditnathan]

@neocon70 hate when people miss quote foreigners or anybody really

[TheSwiftVillain]

Jonah Takalua, 10 years later.

[Kuhbal]

6 people need to have some dots

[mistaspot1]

What are dots?

[Beetso]

@mistaspot1 I'm pretty sure "having some dots" refers to ingesting some LSD.

[brizzlie]

@Beetso It's smoking cannabis.

[Beetso]

@brizzlie I've never heard that term in the States. (Micro)dots are a type of acid here. Must be a down-under thing. Is that local slang for NZ only, or do they say it in Australia too?

[dandotguitar]

@Beetso My dad told me about him taking a microdot when he was a kid, so it's in America too, but maybe just from the 60s-70s?

[Beetso]

@dandotguitar I'm in America. I've never heard of dots in reference to weed, only LSD. I was wondering if that was slang for down under (where the video was filmed).

[OrganicStuff1]

it must be happening over sea's ROFL

[HeadoftheHydra]

He was having MOAR DOTS!

[PistonHonda319]

Is everyone in NZ this cool?

[embi3n]

I want to create this banana a railroad munchkin internet

[edwardbakernet]

makes me miss home.. I need to shift this guy to Canada

[mistaspot1]

@edwardbakernet Shift, or ship?

[TheJewinator]

where is this guy from!?

[edwardbakernet]

@TheJewinator New Zealand

[mistaspot1]

@TheJewinator New Zealand.

[Fiercefighter2]

theres heaps of cops here innit, reckon they bring the bomb squad in.

[viktorkorsnes]

Is that Brett interviewing him?(from flight of the conchords)

[cnash979]

what is he like on a good day? i wish i were that positive

[WizzleFoShizzIe]

what happens when you smoke marijuana, everything is okay, even when everything is kinda not okay

[dankidge]

@WizzleFoShizzIe everything is okay

[southstar66]

it was like oohhh shit

[AdventuresofDeanr]

lolololol

[wyldchyld7x]

Microdots mmmmmm :)

[KlumzyThePunk]

Fuckiin kiwis, they laugh in the face of danger.

[KooperTrooper]

nah you've all got it wrong ... he was doing dots ..dipping dots! search for the add on youtube!

[KooperTrooper]

nah you've all got it wrong ... he was doing dots ..dipping dots!

[pacmania09]

Another one that Votes for the Green Party?

At least this fulla was honest. No shame in saying that your stoned.

This Fulla: Dot's on at my house bro's after these cop's leave.

Camera Crew: CHUR BRO!

[Treefingrs]

My hero

[xXGeeClanXx]

dude dots are spots

[KFCmaori]

i ate KFC with this fulla

[LaileB22]

hahaah this guy is too much eyy

[truso]

"OH SHIT"..HAHAHA

[hhhuman]

"and i tripped out aye and i was like oh shit, it must be happening overseas*"

[MAZBANDT]

this big ugly mug! shot bro..

[Tooks77]

Lmao a dot is refered 2 wen smoking hinu (canabis oil) eithr on a hot knife or on tin foil, a spot is wen u roll weed into lil balls n smoke it between 2 hot knives

[angryteabag]

i was like "oooohh shit" when i saw this

[lyrik2k5]

hahaa dis dude crakks me ubb.i wonder if he rmembahd tah put da knives awae wen da poakaz walkd in

[TrueStunnah]

@waffamargus mate dont speak like u know the lingo spots, dots, knives on , oven time ..... its all the same this guys was just at home havin a quite few dots at his element when BOOM cops on his door step bout a bomb scare. damn str8 thts pretty trippy m8 hahaha. i think he would be countin his lucky starts it wasnt a raid

[neuralDamage8]

orrr neuw, pritty trippy stuff eh

[WaffaMargus]

bdw 'spot' is called pot in New Zealand, 'dots' is LSD :)

Unfortunatelly news crew did not know it i guess:)

[b16aefmadness]

@WaffaMargus wtf u on about a spot is a dot its the way u have it i.e a dot is used between to heated up knifes same as a spot... to spot a dot is to roll some pot into a dot then spot it between to knifes and i bet you the news crew knew str8 away cause they will spot the dots as we basicly all do in new zealand

[prolific187]

@b16aefmadness yea i come to aussie and they didnt no what a spot was so i did 1 then they had 1 and my aussie mate looked at me and goes fuk u kiwis r crazy lol

[dominiccss]

@b16aefmadness Uhh pretty sure he's talking about LSD dumbass. Dots = Microdots = Tiny pills with acid inside. Also he says he was tripping out..

[Roskillstyle]

@dominiccss Dots=(spotty dotties) haahaa referred 2 smoking weed between 2 hot knives kiwi styles....

[dominiccss]

@Roskillstyle If you're right thanks for the correction. I'm sure you can understand my confusion, I've never heard dots to refer to anything else other than sweet sweet LSD. That fact used in conjunction with the word tripping a few times lead me to think he was indulging in psychedelic candy.

[b16aefmadness]

@dominiccss in my country new zealand dots are when u put weed buds into little pea size DOTS then put the DOT between to red hot butter knifes or flatned spoons then smoke up the smoke threw a bottle with the bottom cut out or threw a tube...... hence why the maori guy in the video was saying that he was having DOTS when the cops turned up and the video is takin off tv3 a new zealand news channel

[karubottlefingers]

@WaffaMargus Hahaha nah bro u is well wrong, 'dots' aint LSD them be TABS, TOOKS is right dots b HINU (Oil, Resin)... had police and noise control rock up when we were having spots off the gas heater, pretty intense... especially on WEED lol

[Penissniffer]

@WaffaMargus pretty sure lsd is call a "tab" dots is just spots as im sure he wouldnt be popping dot"s" of lsd shit aint cheap

[pillajadud]

@WaffaMargus "unfortunatelly" you failed Drug lingo 101

[WaffaMargus]

@pillajadud "unfortunatelly" i MAY have been wrong on that maybe because rest of the world where i have been dots are called LSD - but well, does not matter. I am happy to learn something new :)

So how they call acid over there?

[reeii69]

@WaffaMargus we call it acid bro

[KidShanobi1]

Classic maori behaviour!

[lochlan]

This is brilliant.

[Majorcheks]

"Oh I was just sitting at home having a couple of dots..." hahahaha! That shet was with conviction!

[MsSavage13]

hahahahaha.

[MsSavage13]

and i was just like ohhh shit..lmao..love it dude

[glennimmortal]

LMAO Man I miss NZ there is nothing like this in New York. Everyone knew someone like that back in the day.

[teascum]

This is gold

[matastarr]

and i just tripped aye and i was like aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuu shit must be just happinen ova seas or sumfing hahaha clasic THE MANTIS!!!! gets me every time too much kuhzaaaeee :)

[GetTheShovel]

I wanna shout this guy a joint

[KiiTTyLiiCiiOuSsZz]

@GetTheShovel

haha thats my little cuzn..

he'd be dOwn2 havee a free seshh lOl..

hes th MAN! crakk up fulla alritee..

:)

[Outlawzand1]

@GetTheShovel I wana shout this guy some spots!

[earnslife]

gold

[Armagedonyourface]

hahaha the man,

[Millsie18]

Hahahahahah fucking legend.

[thirdeyetool2007]

cuply dots churrr

[bloodreighn]

HAHAHAHA wtf.. that dude is now the "official" village idiot

[visyfresh]

@bloodreighn hahahah ur the official world tool. this dude is the man

[mhai019]

@bloodreighn  Christ you're a loser - This guy is awesome haha

[progbean]

NZ hahahahha

[ezipezy]

oh aye....bomb squad au..

[84kp61]

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