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WildFro7 1 week ago
Is Zoidberg related to Cthulhu?
NitaShinori12 2 weeks ago
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NitaShinori12 2 weeks ago
who identifies with mountain Zoid (Zoidberg) , thumb pull!
TheGolfballhuelsi 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
я обычно коня ем в такой ситуации
kolos192 1 month ago
my favorite part was when he said hmm at 0:00
whatthehomework 1 month ago
i liked the part when he said "hmm".
TheSevanthNinja 2 months ago
zoidberg has a thing for eating wooden things
joshster89 2 months ago
Was it the King he ate?
ftp44 2 months ago
hah xD
UcanhorozDarkorbit 2 months ago
CHECK....... AND MATE
daliy111 2 months ago
I tryed that and choked. D:
lscot99 3 months ago
@lscot99
D: /Comfort
PoptartzzofGorg 3 months ago in playlist Short Clips
@PoptartzzofGorg Awwh. xD AND I COULDN'T MAKE HIS SLURPEE NOISE. :c
lscot99 3 months ago
wtf,why did he eat the chess piece lol!
runescapehalo3girl 3 months ago
@runescapehalo3girl cause he's zoidberg :P
magunasan 3 months ago
Sehr gut
dieerdbeerkloese1 3 months ago
(V) (;,,;) (V)
Why not zoidberg?
Zepoch1 3 months ago 2
Hmm! That's a Good Move
Doonantubes 4 months ago
LOL!!!!!!!!! esa mamada
moderatork2 4 months ago
hmm. hmmm. RSEIUGFHKSDFKJSDNFCK.
Idigmycat 4 months ago
If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
sockbat25 4 months ago 21
bien jugado xD
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KyoKyoProductions 4 months ago
check
meal
KyoKyoProductions 4 months ago 2
Check...
Mate.
mrmootheirrev 5 months ago
Hmm
hardstylejunky100 5 months ago 3
i did this at a tournament, they kicked me out
AznAndy562 5 months ago 7
checkmate. (v)(O....O)(v)
rockchick028 5 months ago 5
whos he playing i wonder
rex12998 5 months ago in playlist futurama
Darnit! He made all the dominoes fall like a house of cards.
TheRandomnatrix 5 months ago 5
Tall white cylinder piece thing to Zoidberg's Mouth2. Excellent move
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u must read this.once u have started there is no turning back.a little
10 year old girl was raped and murdered in 1945.her body was not found until 1947.then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message.the dead girl appeard in his room haunting him and killed him.if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 videos in 30 minutes the dead girl will appear in your roomtonight and haunt you and kill you.well better start to copy and paste
slb4001 5 months ago
"Dr. Zoidberg, I presume".
kornmasterdan 5 months ago
if only this move was used against deep blue.
natoman123 5 months ago 4
aww that was my 1 good chess peice!
kenzathur 6 months ago
i laughed SO hard at this part in the actual ep... thanks fr the upload!
ShirpaTheShirpa 6 months ago
Zoidberg is my hero
jallajallapingpong 6 months ago 54
I can see this video made into one big hour long looped video with him going "Hmm"
AJNitr0 6 months ago
The dislikes are: petrosian, morphy, karpov, kasparov, fischer, spassky, euwe, alekhine, tal, capablanca, anderssen, anand, steinitz, tarrasch, larsen, waitzskin, christiansen, réti, carlsen, anderson, byrd, and... screw that find the last 8 yourselves! I'm lazy !
Drakozap 6 months ago
@sourcreampsycho128
No, the only winning move is taking their king.
RubberDuckCrazy 6 months ago
The only winning move is not to be played.
sourcreampsycho128 6 months ago
Garry Kasparov eat your heart out.
viperxeon 6 months ago
hmm and soo nom nom nom eat :3
hundeelsker100 6 months ago
hm...
STORM1460 6 months ago
my face when i watched this has the eyes of O.O and the mouth of :O
tofutycutieful 6 months ago
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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planetzoidberg69 6 months ago
Thumbs up if you are the 517,270 viewer!
dethklok745 6 months ago
@TiteProducts it's how I play and I always win!
lasertaco1 6 months ago 3
How is this funny? Isn't this how you play chess?
TiteProducts 6 months ago 7
Omnomnomnomnomnom!!!!!!
LoveXCake11 6 months ago
LMAO thats a best cartoon character EVR xD
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"Good news, everyone, you are reading this message in my voice!"
CoolGuyInTheHat 7 months ago
he's like my mom
teasaki 7 months ago
......... OOH BUTTERFLY!
cupcakemania123 7 months ago
atleast you dont wanna end up old and lonely like ZOIIIDDDBEERRRGG:(
Enemy42069 7 months ago 3
theyll fall like a house of cards. checkmate
extremesowhat 7 months ago
28 people are chess pieces
MrGeekStreet 7 months ago
@MrGeekStreet You're trying too hard.
NightShade1218 6 months ago
He just wasted 10 seconds of my life :-)
DirtyMyrk 7 months ago
hmm what should i do... im hungry... o well nobodys looking ill eat this
awsomerobloxmovies 7 months ago
How did he learn my secret Chess strategy?!
Skeletom10 7 months ago 5
hmmm....
TheGolfballhuelsi 7 months ago
INGENOUS!!!
badvoodoo555 7 months ago
Thumbs up if you got here by typing, "hmm"
TygerLoveChild 7 months ago
Zapp Brannigan is an absolute legend! Definatly one of the best characters in Futurama!~!@!
Matty2k1k45 7 months ago
I used this move in a tournament and got banned shortly after >.<
TazzedoFranky 8 months ago 7
Checkmate bitch ah haha!!!
DragonsREpic 8 months ago
..Well played Doctor, well played.
OneAndForAll 8 months ago 379
@OneAndForAll Agreed
KOOLDudefilms 6 months ago
If we hit that bullseye the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards...... checkmate
spartainB55 8 months ago
checkmate!
cs512tr 8 months ago
When I use this move I get banned from the tournument.
weege555 8 months ago
whait... thats how i play chess too...
ToppersMovieCorner 8 months ago
when you can't beat em, eat em
GothGaara92 8 months ago 194
No matter how many times I try I just can't beat Dr. Zoidberg at chess.
NickMaloney92 8 months ago
classic strategic
xert01 8 months ago 4
27 people got their chess pieces eaten by Dr. Zoidberg
JJleonkiller 8 months ago
PAWNed
zionravescene 8 months ago 7
If we hit that bullseye, the other dominoes will fall like a house of cards.Checkmate
coasternut3091 8 months ago 7
how will i counter that ? (T.T)
Grimfate013 8 months ago 2
I re-enacted this with pieces made out of chocolate :P
crapcom1222 8 months ago
. . .Checkmate.
deathnoteluva 9 months ago 6
@deathnoteluva Chockmate
TheMikame 8 months ago
Turns out this was in fact, the only right move to make...
Shalle2500 9 months ago 3
Hmm...
DaProblemo 9 months ago
HAHA
pyttkk 9 months ago
Aww, he should've eaten the knight, it would've won the game.
animegx45 9 months ago
Now there's an easy way to win a game of Chess!
Steviebond2 9 months ago
:D
Vailant99 9 months ago
he wins?
lileclipse2 9 months ago
I like the part when he says hmm.
Mario10974 9 months ago
this just cracks me and my brother up, :')
CharleyRobinson1 9 months ago
Best "Do not try this at home!" moment ever xD
willmott2k10 9 months ago
Zoidberg: Master of Strategy
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redemo16 9 months ago
who is he even playing against?
pakishock91 9 months ago
HAHA!!! i ate your king! it's my win!! xD
zheyy 9 months ago 6
That's how I play chess.
TheMuscleHamster100 9 months ago
LOL!
GrungerLuke 10 months ago
ZOIDBURG!! It's CHESS, not CHEESE!
TheCryptidman 10 months ago
*NOM NOM NOM*
phantomphanphan 10 months ago
Hmmm, chess. Yum! ^^
AsasireToyotomi 10 months ago
I DID THE 500th THUMBS UP ON THE TOP COMMENT!
creamtube 10 months ago
@creamtube
"Hooray, I'm the centre of attention!" - Zoidberg
juggggernaug 10 months ago
@juggggernaug Haha xD
creamtube 10 months ago
Oh that's funny? I see that everyday! XD
RitsuTheCreeper 10 months ago
Oh, what. You don't see that everyday?
RitsuTheCreeper 10 months ago
I can see Gabe Newell instead of Zoidberg doing this
donaldlolwut 11 months ago
@donaldlolwut WTF does Valve have to do with this ?
derlacher123 10 months ago
@derlacher123 The old joke of Gabe Newell eating everything.
donaldlolwut 10 months ago
Stop exploding you cowards!!
coasternut3091 11 months ago
oh you do it to the peices not the people
millerlite805 11 months ago
lol at 0:08 XD
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lovlymoney 11 months ago
King Crab takes pawn....
Sapphire707 1 year ago 3
press 8 and 9 over and over
TheInspector3000 1 year ago
i have this movie :D
NynLand 1 year ago
Woop woop woop woop woop!
KidInsideAKid 1 year ago
22 people are chocking on chess pieces
beats0me 1 year ago
@beats0me 1 person can't spell choking
TehRyan2oo9 1 year ago 5
@TehRyan2oo9 touché good sir
beats0me 1 year ago
@beats0me ;)
TehRyan2oo9 1 year ago
bgg
UsuariodeLlutuve 1 year ago
Queen to mouth
F4Wildcat 1 year ago
@F4Wildcat Gig-et-ty
DemonAMVs 1 year ago
Im playing chess. eat the chess piece to win. Forever alone.
Ricksdetrix 1 year ago
Now that's a move even a genius woldn't predict!
melomonster007 1 year ago
"If we hit that bulls-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a deck of cards. Checkmate." Now we know where Zapp got that idea.
ultimathewarrior 1 year ago
hahahaa that just made my day :D
KAtrinaaaaGiant 1 year ago
this is my teacher. god damn
MrVillemoooh 1 year ago 2
If this guy played at casinos, he'd eat the chips and win every time.
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nighthawkaz223 1 year ago
"In the game of chess you can never let your adversary see your pieces." - Zapp Brannigan
exscape 1 year ago 566
@exscape "If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."
pridelander06 11 months ago 173
@pridelander06 *sigh*
Smashingpain 11 months ago
@exscape all we have to do is hit that target in the bullseye and the domino's will fall like a house of cards..... checkmate
spartainB55 11 months ago
@exscape "... Unless they're a hot babe." - Continued, by Zapp Brannigan.
TheCryptidman 10 months ago
@exscape and the best way to do that is to eat them - dr. Zoidberg
theswedishdude1 9 months ago
@exscape - You got 400 likes for your quote. :D
NejiHyuga900 7 months ago
@exscape i wanna play zapp in chess i wanna see how he plays
inuyasha9454 7 months ago
@exscape *sigh* Does anyone in the Futurama universe even KNOW how to play chess?
Bitsy83 6 months ago
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@Bitsy83 over 1000 years from now ?!?! ...unlikely.
Dm3qXY 6 months ago
@Bitsy83
....
Harizl 6 months ago
@Harizl I'll take that as a no....
Bitsy83 6 months ago
@Bitsy83
It's more that Deep Blue and also the Brain-spawn continuum clearly knew how.
Harizl 6 months ago
@Harizl Hm. Good point.
Bitsy83 6 months ago
19 people dont like the taste of chess peices
donoghue1987 1 year ago
hmm...
LimeBlue77 1 year ago
Damn it. He won again. I can never beat him!
Thisguyisright 1 year ago
You can never beat Zoidberg at chess.
nintendex07 1 year ago
Problem: Ate in one move.
inamerica55585 1 year ago
Zoidberg is truly the Greatest chess player ever
Elfuser24 1 year ago
18 people challenged Zoidberg to a game of chess.
PiperSpuds 1 year ago 9
Check. You're move Zoidberg. *Zoidberg eats the bishop* Checkmate.
ultimathewarrior 1 year ago
18 people had there bishop eaten by zoidberg
hoodontheroof 1 year ago
That bishop had 2 weeks until retirement!!!
inamerica55585 1 year ago
This is me when someone asks me to play chess.
CursorBuddy23 1 year ago
Just when you thought he had some dignity...he goes and eats it lol.
kornmasterdan 1 year ago
In crazyness Zoidberg even beats me XD he kinda is my indirect idol
Varyanthecrazy 1 year ago
haha i thought it'd burst into flames after he made his move
summerguy03 1 year ago
whata heck he's sooo fucking weird but hes awesome
royboy78501 1 year ago
AAHAHAHA
TheTigerCountry 1 year ago
This genius move is called the Zoidberg parade.
Morvannion 1 year ago 6
vest video
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swanheezy 1 year ago
16 people lost a game of chess against zoidberg
Zachmanable 1 year ago 8
Best 10 seconds spent.
Smashingpain 1 year ago 41
omg did he died?
satochi08 1 year ago
Zoidberg is clearly a chess genius.
jashinslayer 1 year ago 3
i liked the part where he said hmmmm
suddsmcduff7 1 year ago 3
Proffesor Putricide: Hmmm, Interesting... *OM NOM NOM NOM NOM*
Ardevon2367 1 year ago
@Ardevon2367 OOZES FIRST, OOZES FIRST
/wipe
MrMadwolf92 1 year ago
@MrMadwolf92 STOP FAILING ON THE FUCKING SLIME PUDDLES! *grows* *grows* *wipe*
Ardevon2367 1 year ago
Somehow everytime i use that move i get disqualified from the tournament =/
WriterOfMadness 1 year ago 831
@WriterOfMadness same here. i dont get it.
remociondelacruz 1 year ago
@WriterOfMadness i just ate the king first thing, screw the rules!
DrZirta 1 year ago
@WriterOfMadness lol XD
Zabpizzapow 1 year ago
@WriterOfMadness Weird i performed the same move and just told them that in 3 to 5 hours they would get their piece back :3
spaceweirdoes818 11 months ago
@WriterOfMadness dont do it with your own pieces
Kiso1337 10 months ago