this is hilarious and so true, NEVER leave a poo never ever! even at your own house, even it's 5 in the morning, you must flush, but it's okay to occasionally leave a pee, with toilet paper over it, lol.
That's one way of looking at it but I was actually on youtube trying to find how I can get this stuff off here so you tubers will BUY THE DVD ! I have failed and neondaylight won't talk to me...
Glad you're enjoying this old nonsense from 1998 anyway
Aaw, we'll buy the DVD anyways if we can get a hold of it, one likes to see what's in between the short little glimpses uploaded. And you can look at this as a wonderful way of getting creative feedback!
Alan, some of us would love to buy this but it won't play on our machines because of region codes. Just letting you know. Sorry you cannot get your material off of here. I want to buy QI too but have the same problem. Won't play on a Hungarian player.
I just heard of this yesterday and have already ordered the DVD. Can't wait for it to get here! You are hilarious.
I love the cats bit. Mine always leaves a wing or leg under my bed too. A (late) cat of mine got a pigeon once. We took a picture because we were so impressed.
I'd prefer watching the entire thing and not just random clips anyway.
Plus, it's annoying having to turn on the computer JUST to watch something on Youtube. Waste of time, waste of electricity. Wait, I've just contradicted myself.
btw, you are quite literally AMAZING, you've never failed to make me laugh yet :)
Why can't this guy be the 12th Doctor in Doctor Who? He would be perfect!!! Yell it! Alan Davies for 12th Doctor!!!
DarkComet360 1 year ago 8
American subtitles please.
HardBodyNyC 1 year ago
@HardBodyNyC It's English. Deal with it.
SqueekyStallion1 2 months ago
"Oh, you BASTARD!" lol
clockendboy 1 year ago
i did a POOOOOO!
limeatron 1 year ago 3
I really need to buy this DVD.
gooniex 2 years ago 8
i adore the way he says poo. a bit like hes a little afraid of saying it seriously.
fairenglishmaiden 2 years ago 10
same its so funny! :)
errrrrrrrrrrrrrm 2 years ago
I have hair like alan davies!
ruler102 2 years ago 7
ha ha im almost de same age and my mom is the exact same!! ha xoxoxox
iluvalandavies 2 years ago
my mum is worried because i love him too much. its quite unhealthy. im 14.
kpParamore 3 years ago 8
That is exactly the right age to love someone too much. You're perfectly healthy
Gremlin35867876 2 years ago 8
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. im glad now XD
kpParamore 2 years ago
i bet you've read Twilight.
Centuria13 2 years ago 3
It's not possible to love Alan Davies too much.
sagekat3 2 years ago 34
hes soo funny i love him, gr8 guy. :D
Bosshlover 3 years ago 2
I have no idea how many times I've seen this... it's still so funny:P
I watch it before I go to bed:)
and that and the cat one, god, Alan's voice:
"oOoooOOoh, pleeeeease! let us sleeeeep in your bed! weee aaaaaare sooo sad! soo faaaaar from hommmme!"
hahahhaha, I had that stuck in my head for days!!!
why do I think this is soooo funny??? there must be something wrong with me:P
Greywynn 3 years ago 2
LOL.. it's true..
talatsmum 3 years ago
piss off and join the other poo!
lmao.
MagicShakur 3 years ago
"Never mind, you were quite right to wake us."
Alan Davies makes me happy:)
Greywynn 3 years ago 2
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah you bastard lol ahahahahahah
GANGSTAMANEH08 3 years ago
*whispers* "doesnt bear thinking about..." Alan is hilarious! <3
happylittleweevil 3 years ago 7
'I have done a secret pee!'
XD XD XD
10MrsDavidTennant10 3 years ago 18
he's so funny !
meercat101 3 years ago
Fuckin hilarious, so true!
"what would have become of us if we'd seen your poo..."
craaaazylady 3 years ago 3
this is hilarious and so true, NEVER leave a poo never ever! even at your own house, even it's 5 in the morning, you must flush, but it's okay to occasionally leave a pee, with toilet paper over it, lol.
ChloeDust 3 years ago 6
what would of become of us if we had seen your poo..i coudnt stop laughin!
RomyLuvsIndie 3 years ago 2
HAHA this happened to me at my grandad's and I used my hand. Never washed it again, obviously.
tpjpower 4 years ago
dude! lol..
RomyLuvsIndie 3 years ago
dude! lol..
RomyLuvsIndie 3 years ago
Yeah bro, best moment of my life...
tpjpower 3 years ago
"I DID A POOOO!......what would have become of us had we seen your poo?" lmao where does he come up with this stuff???
dont answer that lol
ijustdontlabel 4 years ago 3
I didn't quite understand this video until I lived in Greece. Now I sympathize completely
Fool4lovesbitch 4 years ago
"I have done a secret pee."
I could not stop laughing
Seriously
Alan, imo, = legend
davidtennantmad 4 years ago 2
oh so funny!!!!! "what's all the noise??"..."i did a poooo..."... thats alright, you were right to wake us..." L-M-A-O
Maleficus100 4 years ago
Lmao! Love Alan so much. "Listen, you're gonna have to come in through the window. no one must see my poo, over" ^__^
Quentinsmuffin 4 years ago 3
"what's all the noise?! What's happened?!" "I did a poooooooooo!" LMAO!I'm in tears of laughter, he is the funniest drunk guy ever!!!
KiwiFashionista 4 years ago
I don't think hes High... I think he is just REALLY pissed! LMFAO!
sleepyhollowchrissy 4 years ago
not pissed...!
notaperm 4 years ago 8
Haha, thanks for that.
meow2mix2 4 years ago
Sorry, Alan, but you really come across as it.
I believe you though.
You little egomaniac, going around watching yourself on YouTube ;)
PJHoutman 4 years ago 2
hahaha agreed. wouldn't we all though!
everclaire 4 years ago
That's one way of looking at it but I was actually on youtube trying to find how I can get this stuff off here so you tubers will BUY THE DVD ! I have failed and neondaylight won't talk to me...
Glad you're enjoying this old nonsense from 1998 anyway
PS Not stoned either.
notaperm 3 years ago 2
Aaw, we'll buy the DVD anyways if we can get a hold of it, one likes to see what's in between the short little glimpses uploaded. And you can look at this as a wonderful way of getting creative feedback!
Annsla 3 years ago
You're too kind. E-bay £0.99...
notaperm 3 years ago
With youtube technically only one person in the whole world has to buy the DVD.....
sorry
greatscot24 2 years ago
Alan, some of us would love to buy this but it won't play on our machines because of region codes. Just letting you know. Sorry you cannot get your material off of here. I want to buy QI too but have the same problem. Won't play on a Hungarian player.
maralily 2 years ago 2
I just heard of this yesterday and have already ordered the DVD. Can't wait for it to get here! You are hilarious.
I love the cats bit. Mine always leaves a wing or leg under my bed too. A (late) cat of mine got a pigeon once. We took a picture because we were so impressed.
TheAverageFox 3 years ago 3
I'll buy it :)
I'd prefer watching the entire thing and not just random clips anyway.
Plus, it's annoying having to turn on the computer JUST to watch something on Youtube. Waste of time, waste of electricity. Wait, I've just contradicted myself.
btw, you are quite literally AMAZING, you've never failed to make me laugh yet :)
and your hair rocks.
InfantSorrow 3 years ago 3
Just very stoned?
MustaPerhonen 4 years ago
Well, if he was stoned, would he have been able to put on a coherent show at all?
HotlipsPierce 4 years ago
Probably.
MustaPerhonen 4 years ago
this is hilarious, lol secret pee, Alan is gr8!
hexofan 4 years ago
I love Alan Davies sooo much!
AlanDaviesGirl 4 years ago
He is SO drunk!
SilverSiana 4 years ago
Lol, he almost reminds me of Eddie Izard towards the end. Oh how I love this guy!
renthead87 4 years ago
GO ON
join the other poo
LMAO
so funny
InsaneJokerJoe 5 years ago
oh i love him he is hilarious
SilverPoppy 5 years ago
nah - Alan Davies is just insane
Bunniesatemybaby 5 years ago
Awesome drugs?
neondaylight 5 years ago
he's on awesome
mbrunnme 5 years ago
Is he on drugs?
ThrashMagick 5 years ago
Join the other poo!!
noodlemasta 5 years ago