Rucka Rucka Ali - Dont Be A Playa, Haiti

[gigadickwads]

rucka should be president cuz he's not afraid to use a fucking nuke.

WE HAVE HUNDREADS OF THEM BOMB THE FUCKS IN AFGANISTAN AND GET IT THE FUCK OVER WITH!

[GatX10AGUNDAM]

VOTE RUCK RUCK ALI FOR PRESIDENT 

[LordShoan]

Thumbs up if this is the first song u heard of rucka rucka ali and then watched his other

[iNOTORIOUSNACHO]

@LordShoan

no

[hipsterdouche1]

11 hatians/istans/french watched this

[kaitoxkyoluver1]

are you seriously running for president 'cause if you are then you have my vote :))

[BeastlyBlue33]

@kaitoxkyoluver1 Agreed but then again he will blow up Canada and kill all gays and lesbians so Im not for sure lol xD

[TheDAEDBUNKER]

I don't think people let off Germany for WW1 as the allied forces made them pay $33 billion. They looked for salvation and a leader in the form of Hitler came along...

[Pie7et7Casque]

That`s a Fucking great Parody of America did everyone noticed that? I mean "I´m gonna bomb everyone whose name ends with istan" that´s happening right now :D. I´m not mad that this Video had a few of funny and sad sentences about Germany. btw I am a German. That´s just an other great Parody of the american prejudices about Germans :D

[jjfluffy12]

I agree to every thing in this song i am not to going to lie 0.o

[Br4ndini555]

HAY GUYS Ima complain or not complain, but who cares anyway? Who really changes their openions based on flame wars on Youtube comment section? Everyone should use the comment box for what it is for, comments on the video, not which country is better, what is offensive, or yelling at people who think others' opinions are wrong. Paste this everywhere people are being stupid and being caught up yelling at each other, we need more mature, on topic comments on youtube.

[halofreak00k]

卍 nazi

[halofreak00k]

*lets*

[halofreak00k]

im german and i only laughed when he said lrt's bomb france

[shadowsacredify]

WTF AM I LISTENING TO?????.....

[davidrage305]

im a german im a secret scientist from a group called group 935 and i can find where everyone lives and rape them

[mw2guru2]

@davidrage305 hey there buddy that is a threat and if you are not a scientist  then you will catch butt hole aids

[SuperNoobsFTW1]

@davidrage305 Hi richtofen

[Riccolo3000]

Im German and im Offened by this but not at the same time.....Its funny Yea

but what im offened by is the commenters mostly....SERIOUSLY PEOPLE....WHAT THE HELL?? You act like you hate a whole place, but do research and only hate those people who did it....Its not like random citizens had to do with it........Some people are misled and have nothing else to believe in, so whatever, Enjoy your parodys of dis-creativity..........

[Safdert]

I only wonder where you he finds some of the pictures... I mean they are so bizzare XD

[A118MASSEFFECT]

@Safdert Google, its unlimited!

[poblo234]

@A118MASSEFFECT bing is more unlimited ... naw jk

[heybuddyball]

LOL this guy would get my vote

[shadowlord198888]

PEOPLE NEED TO STOP MAKING FUN OF GERMANS

[YoSoyEdo]

@shadowlord198888 Hetalia.

That's all I'm saying.

[Riccolo3000]

@YoSoyEdo Nice Bringing hetalia in this XDDDD

[YoSoyEdo]

@Riccolo3000 I wonder when (if) they'll attack Haiti… They'll probably make him/her really poor and become rich because of America or something XD

[MrWathappenedhere]

when will u become president?

[Rjdiaz93]

if you run for president ill vote for ya so we can kill them germans an nuke them chinese!

[skittlesandsquirrels]

0:15 first time i watched this was 3am and that picture gave me such horrid fuckin nightmares :( but this is a damn good song

[FuJG20198]

i live in germany ^^ but im not german

pls dont bomb the west ^^

[herzassxd]

love jokes of germany :D

[calmcrazyandstupid]

so fun to see people in the comments argue

[donkiskacsa333]

haha, don't germans start the WW 1, there are was serbians and hungarians :'D

[pwnageinthemaking]

1:17 - 1:48 'nuff said

[skipe94]

who wants to bomb quebec with moi? just leave montreal in tact

[Wyldweaver]

but cool vid, anyway

[Wyldweaver]

wienerschnitzel = `cause it`s from wien which is the capital of austria, the land where adolf hitler was born. lesson is over.

[MrWesthimer]

wtf that man eats babys??!? 2:41

[TheDullahan]

@MrWesthimer Welcome to the world. Guess you never heard about Asia. Do a Google search.

[povilas22]

i dont know, you fucking stupid or what? you beter open your history books and read everything again. if you dont know about you singing, so beter keep silent.

[kisha2itachi2]

@povilas22 Fuckin' idiot?, this is COMEDY it's a PARODY and yes he spoke nothing but the truth, you're just mad because your mommas a lesbanese. :D Stfu.

[heybuddyball]

@kisha2itachi2 FTW

[3Six0ful]

germans are lesbians xD

[ummmimconfusedowell]

wow lol this is my favorit song and im everything he said except hatian

[TheGanthos]

wow i just happen to be german irish and norweigen

[yzracer280]

....wait i wanna hatian kidd didnt he say we had like 1 /4 a million kids:D im gonna be like micheal jackson with hation kids:p

[killerphatcakes]

i gotta feeling some countries over there buy asia are up to something with nukes and stuff ..............wait north Korea is!!!?!?! ohhh shit and there friends with china >.< this is not going to be good..... vote up if you agree

[killerphatcakes]

rucka for president ! vote up if you agreee!! ^.^

[MARINEx4xLIFE]

lol andy sanburg at 1:04

[shakishingi]

PLEASE nuke quebec - a canadian

[xSWATxRiFt]

Fuckin youtube removed "osama bin found" that shit pissed me off...

[harvin112]

rucka 4 president!

[olaolapepsiman]

I wonder how the losers of WW2 explain it in history class, lol must be embarrassing to say they got there ass whooped my America

[theawsomedude467]

5 ppl have buttwhole aids

[Aeros292]

5 people r german

[ben1000234]

@Aeros292 There's nothing wrong with Germans. Hitler was wrong the Germans not. I know someone from Germany and he says that Hitler is an Asshole .:P

[ChronicBladez420]

This Song=EPIC :)

[ChronicBladez420]

5 ppl are Germans,Irish,French,Canadian,­Spanish,Norwegians,and Scottish XD

[hmomleach]

german part is the best

[aceijypos]

@hmomleach hell yeah you got that right

[teenmike5]

:58 FAIL!!! that flag looks very Spanish

[Zammy224]

5 people didnt check there butt for aids

[werlort04]

Germans they are lesbians for 1 reason its them cmon yall we should know em bettah they so fat eatin shit and pee swallowing all the chinese! - sing this in you're head with the song melody

[mooses601]

Austrians strated ww1 dam ammerican propaganda

[jamieovyama]

@mooses601 actually the war with austria would have only been a small war until russia joined. so germany joined and they for some reason they attacked france but went through belgium meaning britain had to join in, france where in there and america joined near the end when russia had a civil war. so tbh i would say that it was germanys fault because they dragged half the world in

[mooses601]

@jamieovyama Dosent realy mater after all we god full jihad in our hands so...lets not give the terrorist easy victory over west...eh?

[jamieovyama]

@mooses601 well if jihad attacked france i think it would be over for them i mean france is bad at retalliation, britain america and russia wont be won over as they have the best trained millitary, jihad wouldnt attack asia because thats a large force the only place jihad can get help from is the middle east and some other countries who probs wont join. the bad thing is the taliban dont follow the geniva convention where you cant shoot medics kill captured officers or kill a para when hes in air

[air4orce50]

@jamieovyama stfu just listen to the goddam song and laugh!!! =P

[LibertyFire2010]

3:10 - send them aids :')

[Bigdog6665]

@TiMe4oLdSko0L they're Canadians. they don't have feelings.

[iKiLLeDPluTo]

dunt bomb quebec you dumb fuck but , stil love ya rucka :D

[IsaiahandIsaac]

lol

[TheMrsomthing]

I like the fact that germans are complaining in the comment section

[789pup]

@TheMrsomthing I guess Germans really do like starting shit xD

[DaSandalSock]

5 people didn't check for butt-hole aids

[jacksoncartner]

HaHaHaHa Screw Haiti

[jacksoncartner]

HaHaHaHa Screw Hati

[watermantony]

Germans, lesbians ?????? WTF??????? know the german people

[TheSupersteele]

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[vanceification]

keine im nicht ein Schwuler, aber es ist okay MR. Rucka Rucka ALI alle vergeben

[nikota101]

@vanceification hast du gerade verwendet Google übersetzen? weil ich eigentlich 90% Deutsche bin, damit ich weiß Deutsch:)

[y0ur12]

XD the world war 1 suits are the one from ww2 and the ww2 suits are the ones from ww1

[y0ur12]

youtube only got screwed after google buyed it!

[thatDBZkid]

@y0ur12 *bought

[SantaPjs]

@y0ur12 bought*

[ZabuzaSOULESS]

I am somewhat offended, but thats what make's me human and not totally numb to people bashing on races and other cultures. I will admit thou, this is pretty funny.

[vivascargill]

carpet bomb the damn frogs!!

[lewichillin]

like if you think rucka should be president!

[Killerpro3Production]

@lewichillin yes rucka should be president

[CCCPSlayer]

instead of cornflakes a trip to jjb

[cactuar89400]

did anybody else notice that nebraska and kansas and some other states were on their twice when hes talking about putting states in haiti?

[greasymonkey500]

U2 sandal sock

[greasymonkey500]

@mowmow

Speak english!

[DaSandalSock]

hey! i made up lesbianese not lesbenese ohwell gr8 song

[MowMow2010]

Beim Untertitel steht 'Weinerschnitzel'.

Es heißt 'WIENERschnitzel. Und Sauerkraut ist viel besser (Y)

[DaSandalSock]

@MowMow2010 Nein, ich nicht einverstanden dummer Idiot du nicht scheißen kann kämpfen

[s5787]

5 persons are just mad becuse their moms are lesbannese

[x360krune]

here is a little history bout asians.........they ate soo much rice that they made this feild where all constipated peope could shit...then their eyes got stuck cuz they got constipated too manny times .....fun shit

[1895FortunaD]

loveya germany !

[MrShanerocker]

i want rucka for perz hed lead us to world dominaion

[stealth4490]

lol aaaahhh

dam germans

[brodster37]

this is my favorite song

[xXxXslayerfan]

ruckaz nuckaz 4 lif3

[rustcut]

g.o.l.d.

[pokemon22323]

You know what the countrys are acting like kids they blow up this place blow up another omg there trying to bomb us for nothing if WW3 starts the human race deserves it we are the one killing the world and mother earth is dieing thx to us

[gtsimos4ever]

lesbaneses xD

[grbelilg]

3 people need to check ur butt for butthole aids

[Mrlv44]

Okay Germans World War 1 and they was like woops my bad 1:20

[n9oe7]

scheiß amis denken auch die wärn die größten.

[Arussigma]

Serbia started ww1

and serbia were on our side

[Timothyreaves]

@Arussigma no they didn't.

[Arussigma]

@Timothyreaves

yeah they did

they killed the prince of autria-hungary so they made the central

powers angry

germans started the 2nd no doubt

WW1 = Serbia

WW2 = Germany

WW3 = Either the middle east, US or russia

[yankeesbeastitup3]

@Arussigma serbian nationalists killed franz ferdinand not germans. Germans joined the Austria-Hungarians when Serbia used its alliance with Russia. China eats little dogs. boss song

[warriorofsteel01]

@yankeesbeastitup3

Stinking Serbia >:[

[portal1337]

@Arussigma WW2 is only called that because it was a sequel to WW1, so you can't just take the next big war and slap the label WW3 on it

besides, depending on your point of view, WW2 never was never really 'started' by anyone. the actors from WW1 just took a break in between the fighting

[Nickzorner]

@portal1337 rubbish

[ALEMU94]

@Arussigma

Acutally it should be

WW3 = Either the Middle East, US, Russia, or North Korea

[vietanmay911]

1 person is not sharing there hamburger and milkshake >:(

[sirjohan8]

of cures Norway dont do anything, we have corrupted socialistic cowards as the leaders

[einar006]

@sirjohan8 oky i am from norway and i are agrie so wat did wi tak abot

soorry i have a bad einglis LOL

[filip36365]

ok at 1 min the german is definately holding a spanish flag, and the flag in the background is not german, not spanish either though....im guessing its belgium or around there

[HuksjeTheCat]

@filip36365 its germany.

[drackanack01]

With no pants.

[jdncp69]

who would dislike rucka sad sad people with no sence of humor

[badboyny123]

GET OFF rucka rucka ali NUTS. ITS FUNNY. DAMN YOUTUBE :/

[THE3BROSEPHS]

bandaids and cronflaks

[TheRussellEmerson]

@THE3BROSEPHS they taste great mixed together

[ww298kscope]

DONT BAN RUCKA RUCKA ALI

[rakada30]

@ww298kscope , I agree

[punkzero12]

best song ever

[subzeropwnzors]

people like you keep youtube from being a nazi website that bans people with a great sense of humor

thx man

rucka rucka ali owns all

[rwnrrmer]

@subzeropwnzors thats right

[kodytchak]

@subzeropwnzors Listen to go cops by Rucka Rucka ALI

[ChronicBladez420]

@subzeropwnzors OMFX i would thumbs up you but you have 69 XD