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[junior9403]

The light of the church bells! Brian, you kill me.

[Gart69]

yes

[cutecavity]

@spherecow

I think this video has an important message... about bunny mortality and big doe-eyed woodland creatures.

[GarrettPetersen]

@cutecavity Well, I think you're SILLY! It clearly has an anti-partisan message about cherub voting rights.

[cutecavity]

@GarrettPetersen

No way, no way. It's about the lack of disparity between Asian languages.

[GarrettPetersen]

@cutecavity Well, there isn't any! Did you know that Asians have been pretending to have multiple languages for HUNDREDS of years? It's true!

[cutecavity]

@GarrettPetersen

I knew it. Carolyn has some explaining it do.

[GarrettPetersen]

@cutecavity Does she ever! Some Asian languages are actually just Asian-sounding gibberish, *cough*Cantonese*cough*. People actually just communicate by reading each other's English subtitles.

[cutecavity]

@GarrettPetersen

So long as those English subtitles aren't in PAPYRUS, I think we're all good.

[GarrettPetersen]

@cutecavity Oh Avatar. Hundreds of millions of dollars, and the title was papyrus. If anything decreases my faith in humanity, it's that.

[cutecavity]

@GarrettPetersen

Decreases my faith in humanity more than that city in Ohio named Pee Pee.

[GarrettPetersen]

@cutecavity I don't believe you! And yet, a Google search confirms it. Have you noticed that ALL the related videos are Thornley? Oh dear...

[cutecavity]

@GarrettPetersen

That's because everyone's related to Brian, somehow. He's actually my great, great, great, grandfather on my mother's side.

[GarrettPetersen]

@cutecavity Thornley is a TERRIBLE band. Also, the front man in it is named Ian Thornley, two letters away from our favourite local artist. It's a travesty, I say! Also, Brian can't be your ancestor unless he travelled through time, and you know that time travel is a secret, so ZIP IT!

[cutecavity]

@GarrettPetersen

Hey there, dude. That's mighty rude.

Don't say "zip it," say "I'd like you to quit it,

pleaaaaaaase."

[GarrettPetersen]

@cutecavity OK. So how about this video? It really makes me want to go out and... be one with nature.

[cutecavity]

@GarrettPetersen

Nature sucks. Unless it's at Christmas Hill, where I planted a tree once.

[GarrettPetersen]

@cutecavity I don't know exactly where that is. I would probably recognise it if I saw it. This was filmed at Uplands Park, I believe. It's a nice place. Doesn't it look good in widescreen?

[cutecavity]

@GarrettPetersen

Looks green... did you use some sort of tint for that? I'm pretty sure nature is purple.

[GarrettPetersen]

@cutecavity We did fiddle, but nature isn't as purple as you think.

[cutecavity]

@GarrettPetersen

That's preposterous, Mr. PeterSON. I think I know what the colour of an eggplant is.

[GarrettPetersen]

@cutecavity There is no eggplant!  There is only Zool!

[cutecavity]

@GarrettPetersen

You can't ask Derek Zoolander what an eggplant is, silly. He's a male model. We all know male models are manorexic and don't actually look at food; nevermind eggplants!

[GarrettPetersen]

@cutecavity I didn't like that movie when I saw it. Did you catch any of the Wes Anderson movies at cinecenta last month? Now that's brilliance! (Like this video!)

[GarrettPetersen]

Hey Maria. How's your weekend going?

[cutecavity]

@GarrettPetersen

Way to reveal my secret identity! Sheesh!

[drthornley]

bunnies and souls... food for thought! I loved this.

[weareaccidents]

hahahahahahahaha!

This is SOOOO funny.

[TheCircadianKingdom]

Guys, guys, guys... there's enough Brian to go around.

[JethroDole]

This is MY FAVOURITE movie.

[ChoclitSwirl]

WOOO HOO!

[dannyboy606]

This reminds me of socialized health care.

[BigMil3yFan]

I need to seriously re-think my life.

[gpetersen1]

One of these days, Brian.  One of these days...

[TheCircadianKingdom]

I REALLY liked this. Brian is the best actor of all time. OF. ALL. TIME.

No, seriously. I want him to be the lead singer in my band.

[Sandman1197]

@TheCircadianKingdom

He's MINE!

[OrcStomp3]

This brought a tear to my eye, thus fogging up my monocle.

[KamikazePear]

I challenge ANYONE to dislike this video. This is the perfect video.

[LickingLeopards]

I was a hiker... once.

[FearMeBearMe]

Poignant. Captivating.  Majestic.

[WhackAMole3]

I like this. I enjoyed the subtle political commentary.

[HomerJayLOL]

Is this a Wes Anderson movie?

[ChocolateL0ve]

@HomerJayLOL

No. It's not Wes Anderson.  It's Brian Petersen and Garrett Thornley.

[gpetersen0]

Is this in Obama campaign ad?

[TwarkGP]

I like it, except for the clear pro-life message.

[iL0veMileyCyrus]

I hate myself.

[MariooKart64]

I'm not sure how I feel about this video. It's like pasta salad. Even when I don't enjoy it, I take seconds. I know, I'm obese.

[YummyJuice2]

BROAN!

[SandmanSalad]

@YummyJuice2

BROANNN!

[KermitHFrog]

I walk in the snow fields... in space!

[MachoManatee]

@KermitHFrog

I was in space... long, long ago.

[CookieMunster2008]

Aaron Rayburn, is that you?!???

[Cyrano1337]

I am the salad fork that balances on a clove. Hear me glide.

[MachoManatee]

This video changed my life.. for the better.

[Machop101]

@MachoManatee

Me too!

[Bo0lean]

Art school has changed you, Spherecow.

[PeterBlore3]

This reminds me of a young me.

[PeterBlore2]

This is the ONLY video.

[PeterBlore]

Is this a movie?

[MalcolmRock]

Hurray for artificial food colouring! I INVENTED that!

[OedipusR]

@MalcolmRock

Who?

[GarrettPetersen]

I'm confused... but strangely happy.

[michellegabrielais]

ps: This video made no sense to me.

[michellegabrielais]

Garrett Petersen is my hero.