Assassin's Creed 2: Top 10 Unnecessary Censorship Moments

[deuxtroyer]

I almost die! XDXDXDXDXDXD

[hummerdude123]

XD

[PlanetaJuegosPC]

fuck it everything you find inside it

[JasonRVowles]

2:10  What you came for

[1danyol1]

4 was the best

[derwinmason]

# 7 was funny .. ezio look was like .. oook?

[stinkybox66]

#7 should be #4

[LoDork]

I didn't start laughing til #2..

[RflXGhost]

SOPA!

[kumaguro382]

number 2 and 4 are the best in my opinion

[stinkybox66]

does number 1 actually SAY THAT!!!!!

[Music1sgreat]

@stinkybox66 The bleeped out word in no 1 is "hobby".

[omier44]

@Music1sgreat It's actually 'outlet'.

[PeanutCHEESE94]

@Music1sgreat It's outlet, not hobby

[miketheanimemaster10]

@stinkybox66 yup i own it his mom does say that XD

[SuburbanProprane]

@stinkybox66 yea, i've got the game and she does lol..

[MrSatternJr]

@stinkybox66

mom: you should find a hobby

ezio: i have a hobby

mom: i mean besides vaginas

thats what it says in game XD

[dragonair907]

@MrSatternJr *Outlet, not hobby

[DomoZz8493]

Number 2 should be number 1.

[christianmazgan]

0:20 what did he say? :D

[minadabom1]

lmao 5 takes the cake... i mean c**k

[Hughjass12321]

Number 7 and 5 were my favorites

[SalamenceCommander]

"You should find an pussy(cat)"

"I have plenty of pussy"

"I meant besides vaginas"

[BarrickStyle]

mario's flipout should be no1 HAHAHAAAAAAA

[ShinigamiVsSage]

its funny how people joke about playing as ezio when he's so old but when you play as a 92 year old altair people dont give a crap

[theXoddXfox]

@ShinigamiVsSage It's simply because Ezio is so fun to tease about. We got to see and play him growing as a mere 17-year-old who had no care in the world. He was hilariously innocent. Altair, on another hand, was always cold and badass. Not much to tease. Eziold Eldertore is just a fun target, in youth AND in his aged time.

[ShinigamiVsSage]

hidden dick ftw

[ShinigamiVsSage]

mario: but nipote, I have given you the skills so that you might be better prepared to f**k against our d**ks.

ezio: and if they f**k me, I will.

mario: you want to leave ezio? to f**k everything your father f**ked and died for?! to f**k your ****?! F**K! F**K! F********************K F**K F**K! LOL

[gmxgamer]

never drink anythin seein' this

NEVAAAA!!!

[LegoFilms9802]

I was hoping you could f*** something of mine.

Of course!

[ShinigamiVsSage]

i watch this every day and it never gets old, its still funny!

[EpicFlyingPanda32]

Number 6 Made Me Spit My Soda!

[Hanzy302]

In my office is a hidden dick, use your talent to fuck it XD

[gmxgamer]

it never gets old

[NinjaCrazy87]

ezio: how are you going to teach me how to f***

woman: I cant but I can teach you how to s*** d***

[dampee6]

I feel like a 12 year old edited this.

[oOMisterDeederOo]

@dampee6 It's a tad abused, too many bleeps.

[yaoiXlife]

My faves are #8 #7 #5 #4 #3 Hell I love all of them! XD

[xDchannel12345]

-Are you going to teach me how to FUCK?-

-No, Im going to teach you how to STEALTH FUCK-

[mikk3gzr3]

i need a bigger c**k haha LMFAO

[THExEPICxTURTLE]

I like the part where Ezio says *beep*

[letsplaywithdanas]

not strange for me

[gitargirl14]

It's so weird to see Ezio so young again after playing Revelations. It's just so strange...

[philip96DK]

@gitargirl14 Hopefully we will not be forced to play, as an even older Ezio;)

[deadhead771]

Ubisoft made 505 accounts to dislike this

[giwrgosalani]

@gitargirl14 dude i was thinking exactly the same thing,nostalgia...

[conatcha]

Don't understand a thing. Dislike.

[MattWaller04]

@conatcha you're just uncreative

[conatcha]

@MattWaller04 Meh...

[TheXotb]

hahahahahahahaha the last both was epic

[MrBobshadow]

Inside is a chest. I want you to **** everything inside of it. Some of it may seem strange to you.

[TheHaftor1]

"You should find a Dick."

"I have plenty of Dicks"

"I mean't besides Vaginas."

"Fucker"

LMFAO

[XiLazyRemixiX]

3:07 ''And if they fuck me, i will''

[angadmishr]

Goddamit. Now I will never be able to play AC2 again.

[samshji]

You should make another, Go get revelations!

[killing0dager]

I love how they dont censor vagina

[DarkSide457]

2:25 - Ok, now listen closely, there is a hidden dildo in my office. Use your talent to fuck it.

[FilthyTurnip]

"in my office is a hidden dick" LOL

[slivable4]

"To be expected I suppose, given his heritage" lmao

[macmill45]

ezio's face at 3:43 is priceless

[gmxgamer]

how?you´re goin to teach me how to fuck?

-no,i´m going to teach you how to suck dick

[TheMotionMan112]

"hey! my father's dick and balls! how did you get them?"

"by using the same skills i just taught you"

"they're not really in working condition."

[TheAgol07]

leonardo likes to ****

paola :- but he does more than ****

ezio:- shows new didlo he got from leonardo

[madman18able]

Im going to teach you how to fuck off.

[ChaoticChicken2]

Uncle mario's face is fucking priceless

[preggy987]

Beyond lies a chest... genius :)

[NathanBrunnen]

Number 1 = Hahahahahahahaha!!!!

[h3adsh0tbam]

it sounds like the woman says im not im going to teach you to suck dick

[laurens180293]

Why is he so upset is even more funnier now! XD

[gamenut112]

XD i was wondering if you could *bleep* something of mine of course! come come

[stealthking19]

2:09 pause it hidden dildo

[Crazybrain365]

Favorite was 7 lol "Let me see it"

[humzahayat333]

9 AND 2= ROFL LMFAO LOL!!!! XD XD XD XD XD

[HailComedy]

love who u pple are too pussy to jst rite fuck

[Demon2creed]

leonardo love to f***

[Andos910]

who keeps a dildo up their sleeve, seriously?

[crangesJ]

2:33 when his dad said "Do you understand?"

ezio should have beeped befor he said anything, then when he said yes they dont beep it.

then it would be like he said fuck yes ( *Bee* "yes" )

i would have done that.

[MrDevinator99]

dirty italins!

[Umz15824]

this is my fave ten FTW lol

[Matrixman2015]

2:54 ur penis is not exactly in working condition?

[ScorchAlec49462]

Mario in #2 was the best! XD

[BreathingCheese]

#2>#1

[PikachuSlapping]

The only time they don't need to censor... he he he...

[Mcaden101]

f*ck everything you find inside when you see a chest

[fatjack2b]

what did i just w*tch

[sjouerproductions]

cencored hidden blade, rofl

[supersonic825]

you need to f*** everything your father f*** and die for. XD

[TheKeepkillerhalo3]

im going to teech you how to suck dick 1:13

[alismouha]

There is no time, listen closely.

In my office is a hidden ****, use your talent to f*** it, beyond it lies a chest, f*** everything you find inside it, some of it may seem strange but all of it is important.

[Hespdow]

Oh dear god i can't stop laughing, i'm crying and my stomach hurts!! lol

[pennclick]

Best one is 2, Mario going insane, I fucking pissed my pants

[MrTheMagician99]

1:42 a large dick

2 new balls

a pretty pussy

oh and yes your ass

[Matt00851]

man i love unneeded censorship in places it ought not to be

[flamenjakey]

Ezio, thinking with your penis again are we?

[Won2Many145]

3:00 to 3:20 i nearly lost it!!!!!

[bailsterbailer]

0:45

*ezio to rodrigo* "fuck off!"

[IhearaHunter117]

@bailsterbailer That wasn't rodrigo lol

[ShinigamiVsSage]

@IhearaHunter117 he wasnt talking about uberto he was talking about rodrigo who appeared behind uberto and left immediately after ezio said **** off

[IhearaHunter117]

@ShinigamiVsSage oh lol

[julieannaClark]

#6 

[InigoMontoya1337]

how could you leave firenze without s**king your own D*ck

[S0LIDFLUX]

#6

[spree1546]

" How could you leave a firenze with without Sucking His fucking dick."

[imajanaeshun]

#2 I laughed so hard tears ran down my LEG.

[kfdwiki]

Trippin' balls all over this video.

[ImNippzy]

- LMFAO !

[MasterLaxel]

so many things, a larger cock, two new balls, a prettier nob , ohh and yes your nipples

[Rayden440]

it makes no sense if there are several consecutive beeps

[MegaStefs]

Sopranos on Fox.

[TheVader2]

All it is is a bunch of senseless bleeps. This wasn't clever at all.

[mishhhstaMark]

@TheVader2 your dumb

[TheKeepkillerhalo3]

@TheVader2 shut up .. its funny! it doesnt have to be clever

[monkeyoncrackftw]

#2 better then #1

[GetSiked]

99% of you probably won't even read this..but I just turned 18 and I am trying my best to become a horse. On the 29th of November I am travelling to the wide open fields of Nevada to hopefully learn from the best horses. Being a horse means a lot to me.

I've just started my training. I have just nailed horseshoes to my feet (really hurts) and shaved my hair into a horse mane. It would mean the world to me if you supported me and helped me complete my ambition

[DetectiveTective]

@GetSiked ........................what?

[TheAvalability]

lol stuff you should know theme song in the backround

[DetectiveTective]

Mario: But Nipote, I have given you these skills that you might be better prepared to f*** against our a*s

Ezio: And if they f*** me, I will!

Mario: You want to f***, Ezio? To f*** everything your father f***ed and died for? To s*** your ****? F***! G*! a********** and b*** f****!

Ezio: Uncle, wait! Why is he so upset???

I F*****G DIED AT THAT PART!!

[DetectiveTective]

Leonardo likes to fuck! XDDDD

[TrainSkates]

cum wasnt censored

[CryptiCxReapeR]

rofl

[1ZoDac]

wait, whaaat?

Vagina isn't a *Beep*???

[posom1]

@1ZoDac Probobly 'cause it's from the actual game. :D

[lolzDJG228loz]

LOLOLOL #5 and 1

[Boleniana]

I was giggling like a little girl throughout.

[youtuber101]

4 and 6 were the best

[BULLETH0leProduction]

#3 Ezio: My fathers D*ck & balls...how did you get them?

paola: Im one crazy bitch

[ErickElizondo]

a larger ass, two new balls, a pretier whore o and yes your dick

[32combatarms]

Wait child, take a breath, collect your thoughts. My F*cking brother F*cked my F*cking father. F*ck him F*ck! Ahh.... I see now. *Man in the background* F*ck off.

[GoofClownHead]

0:52 no grazie i can't fuck, why where r u going? to fuck uberto alberti. i kno u desire for fucking ... you are not a fucker ezio ... when r u gonna teach me how to fuck? LOOOL

[bostonrocks7]

hahaha

[edge21str]

how could you leave firenze without sucking on my dick?

[DJBlackX1]

Leo: how am i be at your service??

Ezio: I just hoping you could **** something of mine

Leo: Of course.Come,let me see :))

[XxDarklegionoffirexX]

No, can't FUCK

[skullslime360]

3:10

You fucked everything up ezio. Jesus. Your father fucked a dinosaur.

LOL

[TCUisTHEbest]

Mom: You should find another fuck toy

Ezio: I have plenty of bitches

Mom: I ment one without a vagina

Ezio: Fuck

[kadajtheremnant]

I was hoping you could *beep* something of mine...

Of course, right this way....alright lets see it!

[lolatyoubrah]

1:35 imagine what those guards must be thinking...

[Platinumgamestv]

Number 4.

I loled

[KittensOnFire13]

3:14-3:20 = ear rape

[xaelee]

"Uncle, wait! Why is he so upset?"

3:07

oh my GOD i have not laughed that hard in a while.

[XEPICfailGAMERX]

Mario has quite a dirty mouth XD

[TheAsh6507]

Introducing the Hidden . . . DILDO!

[DMTLVlogs]

@TheAsh6507 Disclaimer:

It does not work with men.

Most of the time, anyways.

xD

[Scar8632]

Ezio, The Manwhore.

[KittensOnFire13]

Number 2 shuld be 1

[MinunRobotnik4]

Also vagina's was the only thing in this video that may have really needed to be censored and it was the only thing that was not.

[MinunRobotnik4]

Considering how Leo was considered to probably be gay, number 7 is kind of wrong...

[Brandolor1]

Number 8: where are you going?

To fuck Ulberto Aberti.

I understand your desire for sex, but the confanonareay is a powerful man,you are not a rapist ezio.

Spare me the lecture.

But i can make you one.

Where are you going to teach how the rape?

I'm not, im going to teach you how to suck balls XD

[xXShadowHeartenedXx]

Lol, #2 was my fav. XD

[TheArases]

6 should be 1

[deathroman13]

Best video I have seen XD

The part with Leonardo was so funny XD

[21darklight]

lmao so fukin funny

[Jaloomi]

loved # 2

[Harpocraft]

its weird seeing Assassins Creed Revelations commercial and then seeing this. Kinda makes you wonder what it is your actually buying...

[qnichkabe]

You were gone for quite a while

Leonardo likes to ***k !

xD

[killcam654]

Ezio: No, grazie, i can't f***

Paola: Why where r u going?

Ezio: To f*** Uberto Alberti

Paola: U are not a f***er Ezio, but, i can make u one

Ezio: Why r u going to teach me how to f***?

[Anthrax80m8]

This video contains so much win.

[358Kingdom]

Leonardo: "Now, how can I be of service?"

Ezio: "I was hoping you could suck something of mine."

Leonardo: "Of course, come, this way! Alright, let's see it!"

*unzips pants*

I knew Leonardo was gay!

[FatmanXVII]

@358Kingdom Actually, yeah. He was. His student Salai was his lover.

Learn something knew everyday.

[nils3881991]

@FatmanXVII

Like the spelling of the word new ;)

[FatmanXVII]

@nils3881991 Hahahahahaha! It was about 1am when I wrote that, so let us correct it!

*new*

Thanks for the heads up!

[358Kingdom]

Ezio: Then why are you going to teach me how to ****?

Girl: I'm not, I'm going to teach you how to s*** ****!

hahahaha!

[XxitztedsterxX]

4 lolololololol

[Peanut101643]

lmao 4 should be number 1

[Kerizix]

Skyrim ad ;D

[elliott1996jsr]

i think 9# the best

[iistiiVideo]

2:16

[wollombia1979]

LOL :D

[Lakepaw711]

Who else got a Revelations ad before the video started?

Freaking.

Epic.

Win.

[Sandstormander1]

I love Ezio's facial expression on #1. It's hilarious~

[GameingWithJohnny]

hahah 2# is by far the best

[assassinscodex]

Best one #2

Make one for Brotherhood!