Shit Black Guys Say

[AllieWellington]

interesting it seems everyone thinks they lie all the time.

[AubkFlyyB0iiStuD]

Who yu gonna believe me or yur own eyes ? Lol ... 2funny

[Blackchinabear]

Love it!!!!

[Amineese]

Lmfbo

[D313Wright]

I can't lie i say "it is what it is" all the time man

[missroro27]

Now thats sum good acting SKILLS :D

[ismelljello]

0:28 Earl Sweatshirt let his hair grow lmfao

[2hugesnowballs]

What ever happened to nigga pleaze

[winrx]

How 'bout "nahm sayin , nahm sayin?" And after they insult you, they always say "just playin' yo just playin".....

[winrx]

I guess this also applies to black butch dykes! LOL!

[jeroro70]

"I'm juss doiin me" heard everyday

"No Homo" omg, best video everyday

[NaturalAttractions]

They played this on the news in my city Jax, Fl, this is what got me into watching all the shit people say vids....Hilarious!!!!

[joslynsintrouble]

What you gonna believe , me .? Or ya own eyes ?!

[omgChanelDenise]

Let me see them teeth!

[Gvnrae]

Who you gonna believe? Me or Facebook??

[MiMinajj]

i didn't even think about laughing...dry as video.

[TuneChanticleer]

This shit corny

[MrJellyman300]

@TuneChanticleer But you know you've heard before. Know for a fact that I have.

[TuneChanticleer]

@MrJellyman300 I'm black, & I have never used these words in this content nor do any of my friends, this some corny shit lol

[MrJellyman300]

@TuneChanticleer I'm black, and I hear this every day.

[omgaddicted]

soo tru

[JailynDemi]

You Texted Me? Let me check *rolls eye* Nah i aint get it

TOO FUNNY

[Abstractedthought]

I don't say any of these things.

[mickblock]

I SAID I was SORRY! damn don't I SOUND SORRY?? LOL.

[ThatgirlTatianabad]

the girl with the green eyes would make a sexy guy lol.

[mrsgoldie1216]

Lmbo!!!! Too funny.

[foreverangela8]

0:03 Oh my god, looks EXACTLY like the guy in my school

[MegaDanie88]

no on everything i love, fuck all that extra nonsense, this bitch is tripin lmfao . thats my brother right there. <33

[khujo78]

damn...no wonder women make so many assumptions...looks like plenty of people agree with this portrayal, lol. definitely makes it hard on the rest of us!!

[TajizYbg]

"Put that on something." Lmao, thats my brother all day.

[mrbrainchild76]

"Um out here tryin to do me, for us!" LOL

[iaminlovewithu16]

girl get your ass in this bedroom... that is wat my boyfriend says 2 me when he wanna have sex... bottom line... WTF?

[iaminlovewithu16]

IT IS WHAT IT IS... true

[iaminlovewithu16]

oh shit i dropped some shit... LOL

[ThaShadowKing]

i am black and i dont even act like that lmao. but it was funny

[UrNoFuN929]

"hello.....nah im sleep" hahhaha!!!

[beyonce11213]

0:57 OMG i SO do that and im a girl

[CastIronTeapot]

"girl get you ass in this bedroom" lmao

[litoXvannie]

hilarious~ xD

[HAERRAZ]

The light skin one cute tho :)

[Conlan0215]

-------(knee)-----

[votesmatter]

Does this girl know my husband?!!!!???

[XxINDIIROMEROxX]

omgee these boys at my skool call me ma

[danger069gurl]

lol so true

[InTheMindOfBash]

Lmfao

I be doing that

acting like i just woke up

[YourKupkakez101]

lmao so fucking true

[LeeKing91]

annoying! lol. true!!!

[LoveMyUnusual]

Guy: You know you too pretty to not be smilin

Me: Family!! :D

[xbritneyisabeasttx]

"how am i supposed to answer you if you wont shut up?!" LOL.

[ScrapNfight]

Gurl, she's jusda side piece, she aint chu

[RCJonieB]

Nobody's commented on the "Yo on errthing I love, nigga fuck all that extra nonsense, this bitch is trippin, what we finna DO?!!" ..?? That's the funniest one! Except after "who you gon believe me or your own eyes" of course.

[jmadaddy]

i will kill kanye even on his best day.. see thts a rhyme right there ..lmaooo im weakk

[kkrystalllll]

Like if that girl with the eyes is gorgeous as hell even dressed as a guy.

[chawlaybua]

"Oh shit, I dropped some shit..." LOL

[littlemissgigglez1]

OJ DID IT!!!

[msbeautifulb09]

hello...naw im sleep...

[sean7796]

SHIT

[BruhMan77]

"Yo B!" LOL!!

[will10123]

0:24 its right in front of you

[cosmiccandy]

This parody has me rolling!

[MissMonique509]

...huh?

I hate that!!

[thisguyisWHITE]

I was expecting some N bombs to be dropped..

[strtthshw]

@thisguyisWHITE you really are white..

[theworldofmari]

@SoundKick OMG you are too funny :)

[soundkick]

I should make a "Shit part-black guys say". Cause when I'm with my white friends I'm like " LETS GET WHITE BOY WASTED" . But when I'm with my black friends i'm like " SUPP NIGGA"

[J4L4N]

@soundkick sounds like you got dissociative identity disorder.

[fyrecrackercass]

HAHAHA - "You know you too pretty to not be smilin'" - heard that a million times!

[KeishaGirl2004]

LOVE IT!!!

[talieka2014]

who you gone believe me or your own eyes ? lmao !

[AnywhereButHere09]

You gals are fannnnntastic

[pimpdaddylunaa]

the one in the green hat is hot:o

[rockanejel]

You gals are BRILLIANT!!  ;) Love this shit!

[XoXGuzzYXoX]

Huh?

[HOTROawD]

You textin me....nah I aint get it! DEAD! LOL

[hardballete1]

Who you gone believe? Me or your own eyes?

[barne022]

My boyfriend to the T.... "Huh" Love it Ladies!!

[beddybug123]

Aye pass me the remote (x

[tldatroof]

"who you gon believe me our ur own eyes" lol

[jballthewayy]

I said I was sorry dont I sound sorry

Lmfao

[NightWithEnvy]

O shit I dropped some shit...LMFAOOOOOOOOO XD

[narafj09]

Lmfaooo



[SadieLaurel18]

haha Oh Shit I Dropped Some Shit xD

[chiker88]

ay yo, move move move move, that is my brother

[furyberserk]

You forgot one:

"Heeeeeeeeell Yeeeeeahhh!!!"

[pathos116]

like dat aass gurl!!! LOL

[richmond283]

ima let it do what it do, huh huh huh, nah i aint get yo text, girl get yo ass in this room lmfaoo my fav parts

[chikmaginet95]

Okay the lighter skinned girl has some amazing eyes let me tell you!

[suclm12345]

0:47 hahahahaha her eyes. i love this. it's so damn accurate.

[xomiamiox]

"PSHHHH"

[singleredrose100]

"don't i sound sorrryyyy?"

[RaveyBabes123]

'whatchu lookin so mean for, better smile, LEMME SEE THEM TEETH. ' hhahahaha im weaaaakk

[Stephyblue29]

JUST LET ME THINK FOR A SECOND! Baby I'm sorry, I SAID I WAS SORRY. LOL

[SuperStarStatus21]

"Ah Shit I Just Dropped Sum Chips *looks on floor*" LMAO

[mad4u19]

You girls are the BEST! loved it

[mad4u19]

HAHAHAHAHA

[SoHExotic]

"who you gonna believe me or your own eyes" lmao

[boldemuesli]

"hallo ? nah, i'm asleep..." lmao

[TheMetaVlog]

How can I answer if you don't shut up? XD

[skull32127]

Nice, u live in florida,same as me :) that's the bright house cable tv controller, bright house is in florida

[SparkleyShoes11]

Love this :)



[MiCkEyDrAkE9]

That was funny as hell.

[CaliforniaJazzy]

AWESOME!!!

[ThenIHitMyDougie19]

lmaoooooooooooo

Huh? Huh?....Huh?!..Huh?

yeah, i heard you....huh?

[MOOOVEitelle]

Daaam. The light-skinned one looks like a HOT ass stud. Hmm.

[Aj5642]

Lol I sad thing is i really say all of this.

[malarie1985]

LOL loved the stuff about smiling.

[FireworkAroara]

Umbridge: Did you get my txt? Cuz you didn't get my txt?

Guy: nah i didn' get ya txt

[Adoredd1]

Lmao , like that ass girll.

[irsunshine49]

HAHAHAHAH

[DJFrozenRope]

@ :32 had me dying...oh word

[greengirly13]

Def my fav!

[Mandalicious89]

hahahaha!!!

[skaterlife9898]

@ 00:43 some real shizz

[Abovethesky101]

funny shit

[TheBmxer246]

374 black people deny the fact its all true...

[bopchikawawa911]

Don't I sound sorry?!!

[Personaforever]

The wire. On BET? PSSSSSHSHIT.XD

[TheJenna193]

HAHAHAHAHAHA



[stef96att]

LOL u guys are awesomeee xD

[tortiyahchips]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH MOST LEGIT ONE. FOR SURE.

[MZPRYNCEZZ21]

U TO PRETTY NOT TO SMILE LML I HEAR THAT LINE ALL THE TIME BUT THESE GIRLZ DEFINITELY KILLED IT

[DeadHeart150]

@MZPRYNCEZZ21 You prolly fine ass hell but be mean muggin and dont even realize it. I'm a dude thats always mean muggin but I dont mean to I just do women always say to me" Why you look so mean"? I dont know?! lol

[XxLiLGiJoE17xX]

lmfaoo 0:46 "you texting me....hold on let me look...naa i didnt get it"

[G3N3ThAB3ast]

@XxLiLGiJoE17xX lol thats my favorite saying

[SweTvCampGaza]

@XxLiLGiJoE17xX lol too funny

[Mazemaster11]

Oh shit I dropped some shit

[MrJellyman300]

This was great

[MrJellyman300]

When it's just me and my dad in the house, these are over half the things me said. lmao

[Kunfoozd1]

LMFAO!!

[bkasanin]

Just let me thing for a second :)

[95hollydolly]

Naw man. Got my kids this weekend

[J050N1N14N]

Your eyes are beautiful....

[ItsConceptzZ]

damn! lol I've literally said about 75% of those sayings lmao

[ashleybaby691518]

Lmfao heard all that before !

[notwack]

HAHAHA "I'm tryin to do me! I got to be in the studio all night!"

[brktoes]

straight fools....lol

[SVWAVE08]

Huh?

[kubok275]

Oh shit, I dropped some shit:D

[TheZeroLandofDarknes]

O shit i drop that shit LOOOOOOOOOOL

[OneTreeHillGal0913]

OJ did it lmao...

No I got my kids...too much.

[Breyboo61096]

lmao too funni

[ahbeha12]

Lol u sound like my uncle!!!

P.s i luv hot Chester's fries. Die without them

[modestmou5e]

Nah I got my kids this weekend...

[Swagg409]

"you texted me ?..hol on lemie look...(looks around).....nah i aint get it. lmao

[PluckTheDucks]

she was just a sad piece, she ain't you

[foxxy258]

Lmao her face at 2:27 "what you mean its over" lmao

[incubusbuckley]

beautiful:]

[cloudsandcherryx]

Lawl XD

[18faithmarie]

Im out here trying to do me FOR US

[tvol131]

QUite yellin at me! imma hang up. imma hang up.

[goldensolder44]

Aye man Aye!! You step on my shoe!!!

[SoniaRoxUrSox]

oh shit i dropped some shit

lol

[VMuSicization]

@SoniaRoxUrSox lol i know dat part is funny

[Zlatko2009]

Pretty good ladies..pretty good.

[hokieg]

dats waz up

[kelliebenita810]

Nah im not with dat girl

[narusteph]

Aw shit, I dropped some shit.

[newlifetoday]

YEEESS..."HAND ME THAT REMOTE"...

[traystyles1]

these girls played it perfectly

[maphonesbroken]

how am i suppose to answer if u dnt shut up.

[hunny652]

SPOOOOOOT OOOOON omdays these girls kill it

[twilightfanforeverz]

"Nah nah. I got my kids this weekend" xD

[sasha10267]

The one with the red and black snapback killed it she had me rolling

[shaideezie]

The one in the black and yellow snap back is fineeeeeeeee.

[ladydulaney]

That was too on point!!!

[shawtysteff]

Lmaoo this is on point.

[ericseats]

My stomach HURTS!

[CypriotSwag]

'Shit i dropped some shit -.-' lmfao

[AniNiciCovers]

Ima tell you one thing girls look for the nice guy but when they find him they say that hes just a friend. Then the player pass by and they fall in love, but after a while they get their heart broken and they have the nerve to say that all the guys are the same.

Ima tell u another thing..... that´s BULL SHIT.

But anyway this was hilarious :)

[GhostLate]

This is so accurate. Holy shit.

[blackcinderalla]

THIS IS SO FUNNY :D

[frankwilliamsjr]

"how i'm supposed to answer you if you don't shut up" LOL

[frankwilliamsjr]

you guys are awesome - great work!! kanye joke = classic on its best day