Mts3k Jack Frost - 9/10

[TheAmericanCthulhu]

Hmmmmm! Vidalias!!

[Seabassthemaster1]

that Jeremiah Johnson reference

0:37

[shandelear]

"It's, It's...It's.."

[bigmike4758]

In Russia, gummy bears = gold and priceless jewels

[EdwFam2010]

oh and a hockey game breaks out!

[Arrakeen77]

"It's Mrs. Creosote!"

[twistmenot]

ok... just so i know im not going mad... the guy who plays jack frost and the guy who plays the leader of the thieves... its the same guy... right?

[Tirdaelyn]

"Those winged monkeys now use jet packs." lol

[QuiteUnused]

1:57 - Obscure Monty Python Gag

[ChaoticYak]

Counting US!

[Unwyze]

Kidnapping and torture? This fairy tale is pretty dark at points.

[OtakuOujo]

@Unwyze no more than any other fairy tale: wolf-pedo allegories, cannibalism, self-mutilation, the list goes on, the old stories have just been really edited for today's pansy children

[MagicalTrumpy]

@OtakuOujo I always though the origional purpose of Fairy tales were as warning to kids like, don't talk to strangers. Especially if he's a creepy mushroom dwarf. So they had to make it a little dark to effectively scare the kids. Oh, I guess there's some morals about being nice to people, but that's not as interesting!

[TheMerlinOfAR]

"They are singing about controlling their nose hair."

Seriously guys when you start getting older the nose and ear hair starts getting out of hand. Im learning about that. What's next, butt hole hair down to my knees?

[PirateLordRogan]

Cymbal Fist, the new action hero!

[Harmonator1000]

I think part 9 here is the funniest.

[trapadoored]

nope, sorry Mike, but "dizzying existential ride to nowhere" makes more sense.

[Replicaate]

IN all fairness, the pig troika is a pretty awesome mode of transport.

[pura769377]

"You just got yourself a big sled-load of whoop-ass, Frost."

[demboys18]

0:18 - Did her face hit the lens? LOL

[Puddy686]

"They fight alot but stay together cause the sex is fantastic." LOL!!!

[BryonYoungblood]

Crow: Jackie Chan IS Ivanushka!!

[turb05]

"It's..."

"Cymbal Fist, the new action hero!"

[EponymousKid]

I just realized Ivan had originally left to do an errand for his mother.

And he plans to return a year later, and only because he got married. Uh... HUH.

[Astro7Nut]

I think the pig-drawn sleigh is adorable!

[Irkedmv]

I'm quite miffed at your attempted murder!

[mistereveready]

she reminds me of witchiepoo from HR Pufnstuf, but like the elderly version. 

[amcint01]

So Jack Frost wanders around the forrest, picks up little girls with his line "are you warm?" and takes them back to his house? For what? Board games? Jesus, he fits the profile to a T. He couldn't be more of a dangerous pedo even if he drove around whistling "in the hall of mountain king".

[Gigrantula58]

0:18 FTW??!!!!!

It's...It's...It's a convention of Michael Palin imitators.

[20485742895729875]

6:35 "It's"....MONTY PYTHON'S FLYING CIRCUS!!

[SohoEliminator]

oh my god its her teeth!

[changyimei]

I think she should have stressed TORTURE! @ 5:22 :XD

[fuckingkiddinme]

This movie is great. It's really fun!

[ChaoticYak]

It's the Seven Dwarves! Filthy, Rotting, Lousy, Skanky, Scabby, Septic...and...Doc.

[mariechaton]

0:18....i LOVE servo's scream!

[CarolinaOcelot]

Oh yeah, it's raining cinematic payoff!

[DAVIDInitiative]

LMAO! @ 0:18

I was literally laughing for the whole minute of 1:58 through 2:52. Too damn funny.

[Tareltonlives]

She can't move without her broom? Boy, someone's attached to their old Quidditch equipment.

[foxmcleod64]

@ 5:17 Does Baba Yaga refer to Ivan as "the widow's son"? So does this mean there is backstory we're missing out on as to why Baba Yaga already had a grudge against Ivan besides turning her house around, trying to cook her, etc?

[Tareltonlives]

@foxmcleod64 Well, the uncut version is also on Youtube.

[nickhendren]

Ya know, crappy as this movie is, you can't help but appreciate the animal training that went into it.

[IliyaMoroumetz]

"Russia's first ever Pantsing begins!"

In Soviet Russia, pants, Pants you!

By the way, 7:13, when Mike says, "*Sniff* Hmm, I thought I was Dale." What was he referring to?

[MagicalTrumpy]

@IliyaMoroumetz That is a very good question with a complicated answer.

the crew confused two different commercials. (ivory soap and grape nuts). the reference to the hands is from the soap commercial, but the line "i though you were dale" comes from grape nuts. they accidentally mixed them up. just google 'i though you were dale" it should show more info

[adiadv10]

@MagicalTrumpy You are a true Mistie, MagicalTrumpy!

[Oppeldeldoc1]

@MagicalTrumpy I've always wondered what on earth "I thought you were Dale" referred to, so I'm glad to get some of it cleared up.

[BearCavalry5]

"once more let me ask, are you warm little girl?"

"alright pal. You're dead, man."

"you just got yourself a sleigh-load of whoopass, Frost."

[antgav79]

crow: counting us

[jekblom123]

who the hells idea was it to dub Jack Frost and show it in America?

[121BigRed]

Where did that crowd of people come from? 

[ChaoticYak]

And the month's rations are gone in an hour.

Wow, those winged monkeys now use jetpacks!

...and the dog ate her. The end.

[vtyhw]

This is the second episode with a Jeremiah Johnson riff by Kevin. Kevin's the greatest.

[ReijiThePhantom]

"Grandmother has come to see us!"

"And she is HOT!"

"She's a sweet girl.... but you gotta admit she's also kind of a jinx."

"Just waiting for my death, honey. The sooner, the better."

[CarolinaOcelot]

Levon Helm!

[77Lupin1]

Doesn't the movie know that the plot was resolved 15 minuites ago. It is in some bizarre movie parradox from hell.

[heartseed]

I must say that Malfushka is the most entertaining character in this kooky film, she practically breaks the fourth wall at 0:19!

[ParsimoniousRhomboid]

YOU COOK A MIGHTY FINE RABBIT PILGRIM

[DaWhiteWolffie]

Heh, in the original folktale Jack Frost froze the nasty sister to death. They combined several folktales and lightened them up for kids to make this movie. Especially the witch. She's pretty nasty in several other stories and well known.

[bakes7288]

All of the goofy movements that the strange characters make remind me of the ones that Pitch did in Santa Claus (also done by MST3K)

[maestro1286]

"It's Prokofiev, and this time he's pissed."

[ChaoticYak]

"Ivanushka!"

Wait upshka!



[cchasler]

Take that Hamburglar LOL

[znathanson]

"OH MY GOD, THOSE ARE HER TEETH!"

"And Foot Massages For Everyone!"

"Where She Drank Herself Into Oblivion, The End" That could have been the end of the movie LOL!

[ManaAdvent]

"And a month's rations are gone in an hour."

"It's the Seven Dwarfs! Filthy, Rotting, Lousy, Skanky, Scabby, Septic, and ...Doc."

"We got lost about 30 miles back, honey!"

"False alarm, it's only Bjork."

"And the dog ate her, the end."

"Look, the Johnsons have a new snow blower!"

[servomoore]

"You just got yourself a sled full of whoopass."

"We're gonna rob. And we're gonna ROCK!"

Mike and the bots gave the villains all the best lines.

[GusF]

Is the Hunchback Fairy a man in drag?

[ChaoticYak]

Oh, yeah. It's raining cinematic payoff.

[doodstormer]

"...What is this freak of nature?"

[ChaoticYak]

@doodstormer I think that should have been the stinger for this episode.

[Tareltonlives]

1:11 Dramatic Prairie Dog!

I love this episode. The Monty Python riffs are epic

"We're going to ROB!" "And we're going to ROCK!"

I'd watch a sitcom based on Baba Jaga and the dwarves

"Jackie Chan IS Ivanushka!"

7:38

"It's Prokofiev, and this time he's pissed...."

[OzzyFan87]

Where is that line from that Servo says at 0:38? I know ive heard it before.

[InterEDGE]

i wonder how nuch therapy the one girl needed for being hired as the "ugly girl". haha

[MST3K1986]

@InterEDGE

Looks to me like they took an average looking Russian girl and make her up to look as ugly as possible. That can't have been good for that poor girls ego.

[Tareltonlives]

@MST3K1986

"Excuse me, miss. Would you like to be in our next movie?"

"Sure"

"Just step into the Arch Hall Jr Machine...."

[lonelysith66]

"Wow, those winged monkeys now use jetpacks!"

Oh, God, we're in trouble!

XD

[lonelysith66]

The dog-dwarf singing sounds like Cheech Marin!

XD

[changyimei]

"Don't look up my dress!"

"Take that Hamburgler!"

"The flying PATCH!"

"Cymbal Fist, A new action hero."

[nagaking07]

"You just got yourself a big sled load of whoop ass Frost!"

Funniest thing ever.

[CPuff8D]

Is the hunchback fairy Baba Yaga?

[MagicalTrumpy]

I think so, yes, cuz I know her house is supposed to be on chickens feet.

[tredlow]

Also, she rides a mortar.

[boiledcrap]

@MagicalTrumpy and part of the reason she doesn't help people is because it causes her to age a year each time.

[DaWhiteWolffie]

@MagicalTrumpy That's her name! I couldn't remember it. :P

[shadowflame1976]

@MagicalTrumpy

Baba lives? i thought she was killed in the new Castlevania game ;-)

[Tareltonlives]

@CPuff8D Yeah, but they assumed American=stupid and called her "Hunchback Fairy" *headdesk*

[ChaoticYak]

I'm quite miffed at your attempted murder!

[GunshyPigeon]

3:04 just.... shmexy!!!!!!

[cphill2012]

"its...its...its..."

"a convention of Micheal Palin impersonators!".

[snikt2k10]

Russia has eighteen words for "Vodka", but no word for shame, as you can see.

[Amerikaner25]

@snikt2k10

huh? was that a joke?

actually, we have 1 word for vodka - it's "vodka" and 1 word for shame. I don't know why I typed this, uh... but there!

[WhiteTiger225]

Is it bad I am actually charmed by this movie?

[elfinfluff]

Your movie is bad and you should feel bad.

[WhiteTiger225]

I made this movie? O.O Since when? Have I been sleep directing again!?

[MagicalTrumpy]

@ elfinfluff

Hey no more talk like that or i'll stuff you in the oven for dinner!

[AsaiMoonsault]

@MagicalTrumpy Only if he knows now to sit on the shovel right!

[AsaiMoonsault]

@MagicalTrumpy Only if he knows now to sit on the shovel right!

[AsaiMoonsault]

@MagicalTrumpy Only if he knows now to sit on the shovel right!

[AsaiMoonsault]

@MagicalTrumpy Only if he knows now to sit on the shovel right!

[isavedlatin1]

@elfinfluff

zoidberg!

[Amerikaner25]

@WhiteTiger225

no, I watched it as a kid every new year's eve back in Russia, I really loved it =)

mst3k's take on it makes this so funny though =)

[WhiteTiger225]

@Amerikaner25

Thanks, glad to know I am not the only one. This movie is just too sweet to not watch on a cold winterday with your lovie :D

[PhantosTheHedgehog]

@ WhiteTiger225, of course not. I'm charmed by this movie too

[bastianskaye]

"All right, pal. You're dead, man."

"You just got yourself a big sled-full of whoop-ass, Frost."

[PyrozPlayground]

7:37! Doh, doh, doh, doh, doh, doh, doh! LMAO!

[whoslistening2u]

lmao at "oh yeah, it's raining cinematic payoff"

[Kinemacolour]

"Sadly this was Chet Baker's last role."

[dma69nyc]

"I want a fiance! I want precious stones ! I want stones! Stones!"

"Aghhhhhhhh!!!"

[lonelysith66]

That took my soul right there!

DX

[blakiecakes419]

"You just got your self a big sled load of whoop ass frost."

"Watch me breakdance"

" and Isn't it ironic, don't you think" lol

[AuburnRed1]

Hey, it's being sledded by Napoleon! You can't complain too much. :D

[Tareltonlives]

@AuburnRed1 The Royal Lipizzaner Pigs!

[AuburnRed1]

A convention of Michael Palin imitators! LOL! LOL!

[Atrum]

Ah, she really is a great ol' girl..

[ElveeKaye]

I love Jack's expression at 1:13. XD

[mylamename14]

Is it just me or does Jack Frost look a lot like "the Human Schnauzer" from earlier in the movie? Especially at 1:12.

[uruseiranma]

Wasn't there a 'human schnauzer' among the crazy merchants in that movie about 'Sinbad?'

[LightDeoxys]

That's a weird place for a tailgate party.

[Kth77]

Nice Brick joke!

[MarianneBrandon]

I'm quite miffed at your attempted murder!

[HelmetBoyAndFriends]

"It's..oh never mind"

[LyndaHudson]

"No, really, it's true, I heard it straight from my own mouth."

[Applemask]

"On, Wilbur! On, Gordy! On, Babe!"

[persephoneee]

"Sadly, this is Chet Baker's last role."

haha.  oh, man.

"Oh my God, these are her TEETH!"

"Ohh-ho yeah, it's rainin' cinematic payoff."

[DMCdawg]

LOL @ 3:03

"Hello! Hello!"

Sounds like Donald Duck or something...

[somefucktupshit]

"and the months rations are gone in a hour"

[xxZombieKittyxx]

False alarm, its only Bjork >.>

lol

[AustinTrench]

mafushka is ronald mcdonald in drag, dun dun dun!

[VeryAngryCamel]

they fight a lot but they stay together cos the sex is FANTASTIC!

[buffypython]

The evil stepsister looks like Rupert Grint!

"Cirque du Soleil!"

"Meanwhile at the baptismal font."

The cudgels are WAY too convenient.

"You know, they fight a lot, but they stay together because the sex is fantastic." XD

Pigs are so cute.

[rapturerogue]

"It's Prokofiev, and this time he's pissed!"

[HouseOnSunset]

The actress playing Marfushka is Inna Churikova, legend in Russia.... She's a well known character actress and comedienne. Churikova had lost A TON of weight shortly after this film was made and now doesn't look anything like she did in this flick.

[couchfort]

definitely vodka, not water at 1:05

[kreugerpranka]

"Its Mrs. Creosote"

"Its....Its....Its.....A convention of Michael Palin imitators!"

Monty Python references ftw!

[pockypurse]

Michael Palin references ftw too! :D

[Tareltonlives]

"It's...."

[Ghlan]

alright frost, you just bought yourself a sled full of whoopass

[emugwak]

"Watch me breakdance!" xD

[BeeDub57]

"Wow, those winged monkeys now use jet packs!"

[powerofktulu]

"Alright pal.....your dead man."

[fordieform]

1:59 aaah no fair !!!

it's the undubbed song!!! i wish i knew russian!!

to be honest i have it on rosetta stone.....

but i'm too busy.....

watching mst3k

-hero

[WorshipInTruth]

Tip O Neil after the retirement.

[Mandi7882]

This film is on crack. LOL!

[Katiedid724]

"Tell me, are you warm little one?"

DUN DUN DUN!!!! LMFAO

[uruseiranma]

For some reason, the fight scene feels like it could have been directed by Sam Raimi.

[ShinyRayquaza2]

And the month's rations are gone in an hour.

[GenjyoSanzoOTS]

IT'S

[ShinyRayquaza2]

It's the Seven Dwarves! Filthy, Rotting, Lousy, Skanky, Scabby, Septic and...Doc.

[mishkin13]

"It's Mrs. Creosote!"

[livinintwilightzone]

That is one seriously tall tree!

[doomfeather]

take THAT Hamburgler!

[Adamguy2003]

"Cymbal-Fists, the new action hero!"

[livinintwilightzone]

Sponsered by Sabian!

[MattChrisF]

"You just got yourself a big sled-load of whoop ass, Frost!"

[popecorkyI]

It's....It's...It's a convention of Michael Palin imitators

[CarolinaOcelot]

"Jackie Chan IS Ivanushka!"

[animegrrl5k]

you just got yourself a sled load of whup-ass.

[MeiRyoko]

Thank you, Stone Cold Steve Austin! XD

[potcallingkettle]

"My popovers!"

"Alright pal, you're dead, man."

"So honey, do we have a house, or are we going to just drive around all of the time?"

"I am quite miffed at your attempted murder."

"Counting us!"