How To Make Music

[XxAshxBabyxX]

"cause those are the things that keep the attention of idiots."... and people with epilepsy. Yayy!

[arentweawesome]

I call it paper scissors rock

[ThatWeirdo04]

@arentweawesome I say rock paper scissors, and I've never heard anyone say it differently. Weird, huh?

[SmileSingCheer]

Are you calling me an idio-- OH CHISTMAS LIGHTS.

[XxAnnaPandaxX]

Hey, hey, hey, hey , hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Joe!

Hey, hey, hey, hey , hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Joe!

HEY JOE!

I love you,<3

[WhsWrestler135]

Better make sure your website has lights and colors so it might actually keep our attention.

[betyps]

LMAO!!! YOURE SOOO FRIGGIN FUNNY!!! SEEMS LIKE YOU DONT EVEN TRY!! <3 <3 <3 LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE YOUR VIDEOS!!! =D

[amairani409]

ajajja the start line got me jajajjaja

[turtletamer328]

I love your room :)

[LokcedUot]

Took me like six videos to connect "Cup of Joe" to your name, Joe. But then I was like, oooh, clever! Like when I figured out that "mucho" is like "much"...with an "o."

[WeDoHaveCookies]

I LIKE ....... COOKIES!

[keepinitcassie]

Joe!!!! I love you. You're so awesome and cute and totally 100% you and I admire that. Now, what's your fav thing about me???

[jcmti]

so... i unsubscribed a while ago because... you are so... "young and free".... that it makes me feel "old and trapped" LOL

but i missed you.

so i'm back x

[iHeartMADtv]

AH you uploaded this on my birthday. :D

[PNKEEE07]

i want that paper of your kitty song!

[sweetchik7777777]

i am a fag hag and my life will not be fulfilled until i find a gay like you as my gbf!

[specsCsims]

Rock, scissors, paper? Where the eff are you from? It's rock, paper, scissors. Gosh.

[vannehxx]

@specsCsims dude, who cares.

[specsCsims]

@vannehxx Such I have written sarcasm at the end of that for simpletons to understand?

[kaligiy83]

Umm did he just call us idiots?! Definately a GRR moment!

[dudewitstix]

ribs or gtfo

[TylerBunnylover]

Lol. I love your sense of humor.

[phoenixxCRUZ]

Britney-o-Matic! Joe you make me laugh so much!

[takakupo]

Lights? Awww, I'm an idiot @___@

[SeanGT95]

J'OEreal. Because you're worth it.

[Lauradonisttt]

I watched some of your videos. Pokemon is probably one of the greatest games. Have you seen the new 3DS? Have you played it yet?

[peaceloveandpeaches]

you truly are the voice of our generation.

[PennyDreadfuI]

Uh... Yeah right. I just checked out soccerballshager's channel... If he's a power top, so is my Nana. His eyes creep me out. Even my Nana's one runny eye isn't that scary.

[soccerballshager]

@PennyDreadfuI 1. you're not funny 2. i'm not a power top, i'm a brutal top. bottoms become powerful when they possess the ability to cum without touching themselves while being fucked. tops becomes brutal when they stop caring if it hurts and continue to rail you. BOTH STATEMENTS made should be taken with a grain of salt as clearly i'm just fucking with you. cheers!

[pbromley123]

you are very hot :o

[MacbookJesse]

At lease the guy from the last comment is hot.... lol

[MickieManiac505]

I need you in my actual life.

[thenamesbanana]

I'd buy CoverJoe.

[LORRAINERAM]

I love watching your videos :)

[gregvstheuniverse]

I like your music and you do make me laugh but I can't say it's made me want to anally assault anyone like that soccerball guy.

[H8meIFuCAN]

WHERE'S BARBARA?!

[ryano3900]

You should like totally do an Autotune Vlog #2, that would be like soo cool, ya know. :)

[DhiscoStu]

the guy in that last comment totally sounds like a keeper!

[MissJulyKVlogs]

Easy, breezy, beautiful, coverjoe.

best part of the video.

[amistrymister]

where can i get a britney o matic i want one.

[Mykemyday]

Boone's Farm SANGRIA?! I think that in itself is a reason I should visit America.

[themaddestcat]

You are absolutely adorable.

[acilegna94]

Should we be worried about your alcohol intake?

[brattiechibi]

OH joe I love your videos, they're awesome. Don't ever stop.

[jonatanblack01]

keeps the attention of idiots hahahahah. luv it joe

[WilfridoQuintana]

hey man im just curious are you homosexual?

[AznRUs]

@WilfridoQuintana Joe gay? NEVER!!! He as straight as a gay rock.

[JaylaCucu]

I love how you call it "Rock scissors paper" instead of "Rock paper scissors". Maybe it's different depending on where people are from. Either way, it caught my attention. Like your flashing colours and lights.

[MissCactus18]

You remind me of Andrew from Buffy...

[k4386]

Oh gawd, am I the only one who tried the rock/paper/scissors hand motion? xD Excited for Wish You were Dead, Joe!

[AshleyDancer2012]

i memorise the Dk1 rap.

--- it kept my attention.. so i must be an idiot.. Ouch :(

my self esteem cup just got spilled

[Daisy88999]

0:20 that's a fucking hit!

[RocKinGcHick246]

haha i bought your look whos laughing now song on itunes :) listen to it bout everyday cuz it makes me laugh :) good job!

[disneykid1]

@RocKinGcHick246 aw awesome! thank you! <3

[LeighLikeMe3]

haha, i love you(:

[MrGuaroa69]

easy, breeze, beautiful ... cup of joe :P !

[theshootist]

Callin us idiots, huh?

[opointon]

hahaha If you were black you'd be so cool.

Shame you're not. Loser.

[LIAMODEARME]

I can't believe how excited I got when I saw this vid in my subscription box, I think I peed a bit...

[Bobo4lyf]

Lol you're so hilarious.

[xmelissaruthx]

could you make your blogspot into a tumblr for us to follow?

i think more people use tumblr. but maybe it's just me. :)

[carmindyy]

"whoosh! that's me throwin it!"

i love you.

[mmikesoup]

and yet I like the music videos to phase 3 and phase 4 over the flashy videos...

[coollikeyodais]

The last comment on your vid WTF? Is he trying to impress you or make you take out a restraining order.

[dukehey2]

hello kitty lol

[diabeticdoode]

Joe's back! It's been too long Joe. Too long.

[chibiwolf1005]

omg. Easy, breezy, beautiful, CoverJoe. I lol'd so hard.

[JustJereJ]

That last comment made me piss my pants.

[aquaticsirens]

i dont like CoverJoe i prefer easyMAC.

cheese offers great coverage!

(also thanks for selecting my comment)

[banesgrasp]

You called me an Idiot. I'm ok with that.

[elliechannel]

britney-o-matic abahaababhhabhabhabhabhabhabha­bhabhabahbabababababahahahahah­ah!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[darkkclovers]

god, youre hilarious coverjoe. XD

[Akakiba15]

i miss trainer joe i wish he'd be brought back to life.

[GumiYummi]

BRITNEY-O-MATIC!!!!

lol made me giggle until I laughed until I cracked up until I peed myself until I exploded

[Xxnicoroxxx]

so wonderfully honest.

[Calliope701]

I'm so glad you're back! Missed you! :)

[mrjc723]

Saying rock scissors paper is funny.

[ilovepop91]

Britney-O-Matic! :D

[bloomanddecay]

Joe, the police want to talk to me about your dad.

[beebop97]

I hope this doesnt sound rude, but how many people have bought LHLN on iTunes? I bought it, but i just was wondering :3

[HotMissa]

Love all your videos Joe (DK1).  I think you have a promising career in music. Stay sweet <3

[katherinechernova]

Your videos are perfect. :) Funny, entertaining, and awesome. :D

[outofthenightsky]

Love your videos.

No matter what kind they are.

Keep it up, Birdsong.

=]

[dennis6843]

Oh Joe how I love your videos. Especially the intros

[MrPkay]

<3

[monkey23478]

i love how ppl pay 1.27 for ppl like lady gaga justin bieber and kesha and they get lots of money.... and all 6 ppl who buy joes song get to see him move into a box with 99 cent download

[omgihavemagicwands]

i genuinely enjoy every single video you upload.

[JenniferMaby]

the flashing lights keeps my attention..

[mmjm3]

Please move to the UK so I can date you please Joe. Thanks.

[LittleRawrAnaa]

Holy crap, you put my comment in there...is it bad I freaked out?! -3

[timefortaya1]

wish you were dead???? i worry about you sometimes

[dftbarecords]

You should link to your album in the description so people can know where to buy your hot hot jams. ;)

[FerreThoughts]

@dftbarecords I see what you did there

[disneykid1]

@dftbarecords hahah done!

[smokeme23]

lmbo that was highlarious! I'm gonna go check out that guy's page! for a totally unrelated reason...

[whoisyouis]

I want to play rock paper scissors with you way more than 3x... just sayin.

[chiaracat]

we want the cat song

[thebeluga]

Maybe he's born with it, maybe it's Joebelline.

[phoenixxCRUZ]

@thebeluga Oh my god I love it!! XD

[idfkandrew]

cute;.

[StormySky7]

Rock-SCISSORS-PAPER? Joe, how drunk were you when you made this video?

[abc5606579]

You know....I never see much scissoring in rock paper scissors....

[itsbrianyay]

in response to the question "have you ever noticed if you do etc..."

yes, but not before i noticed that you mixed up the words of rock paper scissors. D:

[whoobonhooaglo]

You're awesome. Thanks for the laughs

[eeli1]

Do flashing lights and bright colors hold your attention joe? (just kidding, not being an asshole)

[Garneleaf]

The first thing I did was message that guy on the last comment and messaged him up.

He said that Joe beat me to it.

[0endscene0]

Joe, even though I'm a bear and normally bears don't associate with twinks, I would totally associate with you in every manner possible. Full stop.

[RetroRobino]

"And then it sounds like a song some times!"

Definitely heaven and not hell.

[shenaniganbandit]

This idiot is paying attention

[TheVictoria106]

Well, according to your blog, I THINK YOU ARE LOVELY!

dont call me rude.

[oneforni]

Take the freaking hat off! Hair, I need some hairt! :D

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRR!

[girlwiththeweirdname]

Where's the full version of "oh na na, name is joe!" ???

[volcomwave]

I love that you say rock scissors paper, instead of rock paper scissors... Cute <3

[guardianjuan]

you know, the funny thing is that I checked out soccerballshager , and he is actually pretty darn cute

[BeccatheBizarre]

Just saw the Groe comment. I died. It's a pretty popular ship, I guess.

[andrineslife]

@BeccatheBizarre Joe and who? You got me insanely curious :)

[NickerDoodling]

You're so cute, I just love you.

[dumdumsaregood]

Not shocking. I could definitely see "then there is this comment, so yeah..." being true.

[andrineslife]

COLORS! ! LIGHTS! ! - I'm an idiot..

[KacieGalyon]

It's so nice to read your "the real Joe" kind of blog. I like being able to read what's going on in your mind when it comes to everything from the Royal Wedding to the haters here on YT.

I know this horse has been beat to death, but don't worry about the imbeciles here on the internet who have nothing to say but negativity. There are many many more of us out there who love and admire you and your work.

Keep it blingin'.

Kacie

[HushedPuppy702]

"With flashing colors and lights because, those are the kind of things that keep the attention of idiots."

Huh huh har har har har har...hey, wait...

[disneykid1]

@HushedPuppy702 this made me lol so much.

[HushedPuppy702]

@disneykid1 Haha. Glad to be of service ^_^ ...let the dirty innuendos from this comment commence >_>

[enemiesprowl]

You have a song about cats?

[kevmern]

so good

[AnonymousAntonymous]

.... Are you gay?

[disneykid1]

@AnonymousAntonymous are you fucking kidding me.

[CronosDawnlight]

@disneykid1 I think he is serious. I mean, you could like TOTALLY pass for straight. Like, if you were in a room with Chuck Norris, I wouldn't be able to tell the difference. Your both excrete manliness.

(I can't believe I just used a Chuck Norris reference ... I feel dirty now >_<)

[dumdumsaregood]

@disneykid1 Some people are just complete idiots. Why would any one ask if you are gay when you are clearly straight!

[guardianjuan]

@disneykid1 LMFAO... your answer made my whole day :)

[AnonymousAntonymous]

@disneykid1 Yes, actually. =)

[AliOchic]

@disneykid1 HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAA

[twigagawizard]

@AnonymousAntonymous LOL

[thekidlogic]

book?

[HappilyAfterEver]

I'm still waiting for cup of groe.

[Cassthespazz]

@HappilyAfterEver LOL it's going to happen....one day >:)

[Rolandomememe]

LOL

[ADDMeetsInsomnia]

"Wish you were dead" lmao, definitely sounds like style there.

[TylerJetBinkley]

lols Boone's Farm :P sooo gross

[Ameliaisntimaginary]

Soo, hows the runnin elephants going? :3

[Stupidkibbles3]

Why are you neglecting your Boy and his Staryu? I check for a new one at least twice a day :(

You only bring dissapointment

[jeanburr]

britney-o-matic :D

[ISnoggedHarry]

Come back to me.

[MikelangeloTheGreat]

i'm so excited for wish you were dead!

[doublehelixes]

Your creative process.. is the same as mine. It can get pretty tiring sometimes though.

[ThePooh0987]

its people like you that really make me want to drink. but im underaged. damn.

[israeltheteenager]

Brb, .GIF-ing the 'rock-paper-scissors' scene.

[noshitbitch]

@israeltheteenager I was literally going to type the exact same comment. God, my originality frightens me.

[spectatorsort]

Those two song titles sound...amazing.

[Raian707]

You look like you've been outside too long. But then again, you never go outside.

[Brandonality]

LOL! You used it!!! :D <333

[steveo9389]

You called me an idiot :(

[cupcakexlindsay]

"CoverJoe" xD

[EdgeOfTheInternet]

You are so loveable! These short but sweet cups of joe always brighten up my day.

[duo207]

<3 you

[secretagentspy]

Bring Barb back!!!

[alisonbw24]

I went back and paused at 0:30 to take a screen cap for my desktop background. Because, to me, that's inspiring.

[alisonbw24]

@alisonbw24 And then I realized I'm on my mom's laptop instead of mine... Well, she'll enjoy it, too.

[boundtoshine]

I miss Barbara Robertson!!!!

[0n1na0]

Are you calling me idiot?

[Dylbob206]

6! :D

[WillJay2010]

That's about how long it take me to write!

[BaileyMarieBeauty]

lol i love theses videos but i wish they were a little longer :)

[SoulsNotSoldiers]

You have to be one of the funniest people on youtube

[pokingthepenguin]

it's rock/paper/scissors, not rock/scissors/paper!

[TheJringpfeil]

Your intros are always the best. CoverJoe, you're amazing!